>"Look. I don't like you, and you don't like

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>"It would take 2 weeks with the best materials in the world to solve that."
>"You have three hours."
>does it in two

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>"It's not what it looks like!"

>"If you dont suck on it, you wont get the part"

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>>80652126
>"Okay, it is what it looks like, but"

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>character walks in on someone doing something embarrassing
>"I can explain!"
*beat*
>"I can't explain"

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>"I was kidding!"
>"I wasn't."

>>80652215
Name 1 movie where that happens

>>80651862
Idiot

>little boy blue
>he needed the money

>>80653563
Cars

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>If you kill him you're no better than him!

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>character has sex regularly and doesn't watch shemale porn

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*character insulting another character*
>he's standing right behind me isn't he?

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>>80654486
>He WANTS you to kill him!!

>>80652948
no it's

>I can explain
>bitch storms out without letting him clear up some simple misunderstanding

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>"I've told you everything I know. I swear."

>"I believe you."

>[kills him]

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>There's nothing wrong with wanting a black man to be with your wife!

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>>80655508
>I promise I won't talk.
>I know you wont.

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>Why are you selling me an anvil? Can't you see I already have one?
>You do now, but you won't after THIS
>*salesman throws anvil into a lake*
>HEY! That was my uncle's anvil, how will I explain this to him? He gave it to me last night, and he looked pretty sick
>Oh, really? Huh, I had no idea. You know what... I shouldn't have done that, so... here, take this anvil, for free
>R-really?
>Yeah
>Ok, thanks

>>80655230
>that name
Christ what thread were you in

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>"Turn left"
>"No, I mean your other left!"

>"Where'd you learn how to fly this thing?"
>"PLAYSTATION"

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>>80655230
>If you kill him he wins!

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>>80651862
>implying that you can truly like anyone if you don't even like yourself.

>>80651862
This happened to me irl a week or two back.

>>80651862
>hey
>hi.

*burst through the door passionately kissing*

>>80653633
>you remember mother goose?

>>80651862
>that wasn't funny
>it was a little funny.

Why is this said so often?

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>establishing shot of big Ben, the houses of parliament, London eye and the river Thames
>*LONDON, ENGLAND*

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>Sorry, I know you're a scientist, but please keep in mind that many of us aren't experts in your field. Can you please repeat your explanation in simpler terms so we can all understand? Thanks.

>>80651862
This has literally happened to me irl

>>80654486

God damn it I just finished Iron Fist and that pissed me off so fucking much. Davos was right, Danny is the shittiest Iron Fist ever.

>>80657958
>London Calling starts playing

>>80657655
were you in a movie written by a hack?

>>80657830
No idea, it's not funny

>>80658138
it's a little funny

>>80658138
It's a little funny

>>80658154
>>80658159
har har

>>>/r/eddit

>>80658138
it's a little funny

>>80658138

It's a tad humorous

>>80658138
its a bit cheeky

>>80658138
I keked a little

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>"Please don't kill me!"
>"I'm not going to kill you..."
>"oh thank go-"
>"...HE is."

>>80658266
Oiy 'ad ah wee giggle

>>80658138
It makes me lolittle

>>80657958
can't remember what it was I watched recently, it had the Eiffel tower in the establishing shot and siad PARIS, FRANCE

>>80657958
>Establishing shot of the white house, Washington monument, Lincoln memorial and capitol building
>No subtitle saying *WASHINGTON D.C., USA
REEEEEEEEEEE

>>80657068
jej

>>80658266
Finish this lyric
Oh Ontario, oh

>Attractive Woman approach main character
>Protagonist falls for Woman
>Evil guy torture scene
>Reveals the woman he fell for was tricking him the whole time
>Screams and Tears
>Kill her Dad
>Have sex
>Happy life


REEEEEEEEEEE

>>80658113
No. I was at a friend's birthday and a girl there said that i didn't like her and that she didn't like me. I replied that I didn't actually dislike her and that I only antagonised her for her reactions. Got to rest my head on her tummy and listen to it gurgle while this twink rested his head on my belly later so it all came out ok. Would be a weird movie, though.

>>80658138
its a smidge droll

>>80658693
Sounds like a workable plot for justice league

>>80658757
>the justice league lying down together with their heads on each other's stomachs forming a polygon
>the one lying on Wonder Woman trying to sneak looks at her tits
>the whole thing getting uncomfortable when the bony one's elbow gets jammed into someone's side
Fund it

>>80655750
Wish movies would stop doing this, such a cliche

>>80658138
it's a little funny

>>80657168

Wasn't that snakes on a plane

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>character watches film with his father
>film has a sex scene

>>80659632
>sex scene is gay and incestuous
>character gets a visible boner before he can hide it

>>80659632
Just walk out of the room man

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>character's a virgin
>get's the hot girl at the end

yeahh right

>>80659815
stupid sexy pepess

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>>80659851
>anon replies to your post
>feel obliged to post back

>>80658013
Haha.

>in English, doc.

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>>80659914
>Reply even though you are someone else
>leave the thread without reading replies

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>So it ends...
>No... now it begins!

>>80661409
I dont believe you.

>please say hello to me

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>>80662280
>I dont care if you trust me
>but if we want to make it out alive
>we gonna need to work together

>>80658138
It's a little funny

Check em

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>movie set somewhere in a non-english country or the medieval era
>everybody speaks english with a modern american and/or modern british accent