What's the worst potential True Detective line-up you

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>>80630044
>worst
This would be amazing

>>80630044
Holy shit, this would be awesome. Throw in Kevin James as a Paul Blart cameo and it'd be perfect.

>>80630044
>Steven is a washed up detective who tells tall tales of the old days that no one believes anymore
>Sandler used to be the "funny man" on the force till his partner got killed and he's a hollow shell of a man who puts on a happy face for the rest of his friends on the force

>>80630044

Written and directed by: Max Landis

Detectives: Emma Watson and Kate Mckinnon

Killer: ?

Nobody can beat this in sheer awfulness.

>>80630211
This, except I'd add

>Nic Cage is Nic Cage

>>80630223
>killer:
Some cis white male

>>80630211
This would be the detectivekino to save Sandler's career

>>80630223
>Killer: Stephen King

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>>80630044
nic cage as the killer would be pretty amazing quite honestly
T-try this one for size!
Walken is a cheat desu but just imagine the terror of a Wiseau film with Walken in it

>>80630223
the crime they're investigating for the whole season is a micro-aggression

>>80630535
Sophia and Ted are fucking on the side but Ted can't commit because he's scarred from his first wife dying

>>80630535
sophia with Wiseau's directing would be razzie bait

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What do I win?

>>80630815
Sophia is razzie bait enough as it is

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>>80630882
fixd

>>80630044
Season 2 pretty much nailed it in terms of shitness and will never be bettered.

>michael bay
>chaning tatum
>michael cera
>seth rogen

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>>80630044
>Opening shot is an exterior of a CGI 50's diner
>Cut to interior of CGI diner
>sandler dressed like a bum and eating eggs and bacon
>Seagal dressed like a US marine wielding a Katana and eating sushi

>>80630223
they're searching for the real killer of Vic Morrow and those two kids

>>80631087
this would be kino

>>80633156
this would be top comedy kino tbqh

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>>80630044

Fund it

>>80630044
People actually still pretend Nicholas Cage is a bad actor?

>director: joss whedon
>detective 1: Jennifer Lawrence
>detective 2: Emma Watson
>villain: Chris hemsworth

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Writer / Director : Alfred Hitchcock
Detective #1 : Cary Grant
Detective #2 : Jimmy Stewart
Killer : Orson Welles
Narrator : Pic Related

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I tried to think of the most compatible actors and director.