Carlos Mencia, March 17, 2017, from a Chicago morning show
>When you say things like, my tax returns that they just let out are real, but the news on the tax return is fake, I'm just like, that's like having a fake leg with a real foot.
>http://abc7chicago.com/entertainment/carlos-mencia-talks-career-family-politics/1805774/
Steven Wright, 1985, from his I Have a Pony album
>I was walking down the street and saw a guy who had wooden legs and real feet.
goodnight sweet prince
DEE DEE DEE
Wasn't that one of Stephen Wright's most popular line?
>>80613463
Is he still begging people to play with him on xbox live? Or did he stop when no one wanted to?
I'm surprised he got an interview.
>>80613463
He looks good considering 10 years of being vilified by the Jews
>>80613463
What happened to this guy?
>>80613772
He's an unfunny chicano pride faggot, who cares
https://youtu.be/_niS_cg8EEU
>>80613861
What is the context of this?
>>80613965
Read the video description you dumb faggot.
>>80613796
Joe Rogan exposed the shit out of him for stealing jokes. It was pretty funny.
>>80613463
Reminder that his real name is Ned Holness, he's from Honduras, and he was raised in LA. Motherfucker has nothing to do with Mexico or Chicago.
>>80613965
It's from the 2010 documentary, ''I Am Comic''
If this link isn't good enough, just Google it.
https://youtu.be/2UWQQvO7iuQlf
>>80614214
>10 years ago
>>80613772
what? he looks like that spic from the wyatt mann comics
>>80613463
>tfw carlos fucking mencia is one of the few famous alumni from my university
absolutely shameful
>>80613861
kek, that's the only way to respond in that situation
You just hate Mexicans.
Wow, that piece of shit is still alive. I would have thought he'd killed himself by now, he certainly should.
>>80615454
He's not even Mexican
>>80615658
Spoken like a true Mexiphobic piece of shit. If he identifies as Mexican then he's Mexican. That's it.
>>80613463
bobby lee must've bee so conflicted over all of this. he was a good friend of mencia at the time.
but then mencia is such a fuckin sociopath you can never be absolutely sure how honest he was in his intentions to ingratiate himself to bobby as a friend.
when all this shit was going down he found bobby and basically made him defend his case at figurative gunpoint. bobby even knew that mencia stole his jokes as well when he made this video. he knew he was defending a guy who stole his shit too but he did the video anyway because poor bobby is bobby. i feel bad for that sperged out asian he just wants to make people laugh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XQAeYCV-gw
>>80613463
>The evidence is real, but the conclusions drawn are incorrect
How fucking dense does someone have to be to not understand this?
>>80614214
Joe was a liar who wanted to knock the big dog down using bitch tactics
seeing how much Rogan's name flops around this shithole it seems like it worked
>>80615853
2/10
the fact that you are trying this during a talk on the mencia fiasco ruined you. everyone already knows how shifty that fucker is. it's been proven.
So what is he doing now?
>>80614967
"Famous"
>>80615930
when else would I point out that joe rogan lied about Mencia, sorry, "stealia"(an actual comedian's actual joke)?
I don't care enough about Joe to pop into his threads and shitbomb them, I guess someone somewhere thinks he's funny, he does have a podcast after all
>>80615853
>the big dog
>carlos menendez
>>80616003
>"stealia"(an actual comedian's actual joke)?
lol this was a quick concise pun that did the trick. was he meant to throw out an actual written bit there?
>when else would I point out that joe rogan lied about Mencia
but he didn't? you can literally google search and see that bobby lee later admitted that he stole his jokes. as did scores of others. the guy would literally sit in comedy clubs with a pen and paper as he watched other sets and let everyone know about it. he was a sociopath.
... wait is this ned i'm talking to?
it has to be ned.
>>80615774
Bobby Lee is a pill addicted fuck wad whose carrer highlight is starring on mad tv
>>80616094
Joe, is this Joe? How's the fungus business treating you?
Bobby Lee is a faggot who will ingratiate himself to anyone within arm's length. Doesn't shock me that Mad TV's least successful cast member is tap dancing for name drops.
Just googled him, turns out he had Comedy Central's second most successful show... what's next, you're going to say Amy Schumer is a thief as well?
Probably not, O and A haven't turned their backs on her yet. (I realize they don't work together anymore)
>>80616209
>bobby lee didn't get jokes stolen from him by mencia because he does drugs and shit
ned is that you? ned?
>>80616239
>what's next, you're going to say Amy Schumer is a thief as well?
ah. you greedy idiot. if you didn't go too far and say this line that would've been a top shelf bait post.
you got greedy and fucked it all up, you bloody melon.
>>80616321
shoot, dang
>people dont understand trump basically pointing out how the media invents its own narrative
>>80614358
Even if he steal jokes? Who cares? Joe Rogan is such an autistic piece of shit jelly of his joke stealing success. He didn't have to go all retarded up on stage and ruin everyones evening.
>>80616425
Go back Pablo.
>>80613796
Joe Rogan deported him.
>>80614245
And he's like 1/4 German with a German surname.
>>80616499
>And he's like 1/4 German with a German surname.
If only someone had warned us about the dangers of miscegenation.