HARRY YOU AIN'T GOT TO EXPLAIN SHIT I BEEN ROBBIN MOTHERFUCKERS

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"AWW HELL NAWW!"

kek gimme the loot is funnier than juicy for this

>>80610042
HAHA RACISM. MAGAMAGOOBAGOBBLE

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Brotha darkness finna up in one of da most thugged-out borin franchise up in history. For real each episode followin tha pimp wizzle n' his thugged-out lil hommies from Hogwarts Academy as they fight different shitty muthafuckas has been indistinguishable from tha others fo realz. Aside from tha fucked up porno, tha series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement n' ineffectizzle use of effects, all ta make magic unmagical, ta make action seem busted

Maybe tha take a dirtnap was busted when Rowlin didn't want no Spielberg directin tha series; she made shizzle tha series would never be trippin fo a work of art dat meant anythang ta anybody; just cross-promotion ta make loadz of chedda fo' her books. Da Harry Potta series might be anti-christian (or not) yo, but it’s certainly tha anti-Jizzy Bond series cuz it don't accept wonder, beauty n excitement. No one wants ta accept tha real deal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack

>a-at least tha books was phat though
"AW HELL NAW"
Da freestylin is dreadful; tha book was shitty fo' realz. As I read, I noticed dat every last muthafuckin time a cold-ass lil characta went fo' a strutt, tha lyricist freestyled instead dat tha characta "stretched his fuckin legs."

I fuckin started markin on tha back of a bill every last muthafuckin time dat phrase was repeated. This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. I stopped only afta I had marked tha bill nuff muthafuckin dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowlingz mind is so governed by cliches n' dead metaphors dat dat freaky freaky biatch has no other steez of writing. Lata I read a white-ass, gangbangin review of Harry Potta by tha same Stephen Mackdaddy yo. Dude freestyled suttin' ta tha effect of, "If these lil playas is readin Harry Potta at 11 or 12, then when they git olda they will go on ta read Stephen Mackdaddy." And da thug was like right yo. Dude was not bein ironic. When you read "Larry Potsmoker" yo ass is, up in fact, trained ta read Stephen Mackdaddy

its all good baby baybee

>>80610223
Here, take a (you) for the effort

Black could be anywhere.

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NNARRGHHHRRGGHH

>>80613053
I'm in charge here!

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>>80610042
>I BEEN ROBBIN MOTHERFUCKERS SINCE THE SLAVE SHIPS

>>80610042
BIGGIE BIGGIE CAN'T YOU SEE
SOMETIMES YOU JUST IMPERIUS CURSE ME

>>80610223
I am 99% sure you are the OP and you made this thread just to show off your copypasta.
Here's a (you)

God hates us so he made black people

WE

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>>80610223

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Wand up, wand up, it's a stick up, stick up
and I'm cursing niggaz quick if you hiccup
Don't let me fill my spell up in your back and head piece
The opposite of peace sending Professor a wreath
You're talking to the blacked expert
Flying over your grave with your blood on my shirt
Dont be a git and get smoked over being resistant
Cause when I lick spells the shits is persistent

Huh, goodness gracious the goblins
Where the cash at? Where the stash at?Nigga, pass that before you get your shit stunned, from the one, 350-elder-wand
And my nigga Neville got an itchy one grip
Sword from the chamber, venom in the clip
Death eaters better strip, yea nigga peel
Before you find out how Gryffindor steel feel

Hermione hexer, putting all the holes in your sweater
The horcrux getter morherfuckers dont have better
Time turn watches and and colorful snitches
I'm breaking in vaults, motherfuckers can't halt it

Man, niggaz come through I'm taking Voldemorts ring too
Witches get strangled for their earrings and bangles
And when I rock her I drop her I'm taking her door knockers
And if she's resistant AVADA AVADA AVADA