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Just watched Rogue One. Okay. I know I'm a little late

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Just watched Rogue One.

Okay. I know I'm a little late to the party here, but gotta vent.

This movie is boring, and dark, and the only good part is the last 5 minutes.

Sheesh.
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come on guys lets hear it
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>>80604349
>>80603584
Yes, you are late to the party.
Everyone's all baited out already.
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>>80604565

Well it isn't bait.

I wouldn't call it a fun film to watch.

The original 3 are infinitely replayable. I would not even want to watch Rogue One a 2nd time.
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>>80604748
>The original 3 are infinitely replayable

ANH is legitimately boring af. Of ALL of the Star Wars movies, it's the most painful for me to sit through.
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>>80604923

I somewhat agree, but even ANH is more watchable than Rogue One.

I mean fuck guys, 90% of the movie is just downtrodden dialogue.
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congrats OP

you are officially not reddit
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>>80603584
While the characters and story suck, the visuals are amazing. Just get this star wars movie vs star wars movie out of your head. People in on /tv/ spend all their time saying hating but don't realize that this is still better than 99% of the movies that come out on a given weekend.
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>>80605232
This. Shit looked nice
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I kinda want to watch it out of obligation but holy fuck all the footage I've seen of the little female lead is cringey. She gives these generic "I'm a leader!" speeches while all the soldiers look bored to tears.
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>>80605131

I'll take that as a compliment.
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>>80605332

The movie is not like that at all.

She is a very normal movie in the movie. And only has that fiery angst cause her 2 parents were murdered by the empire.
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>>80605232

I disagree. Even as a standalone it sucks.

Perhaps even more so.

If the other Star Wars movies did not exist and you just had Rogue One as a single movie, people would be like "uh fuck this gay movie"
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Saw it in theaters, shit sucked. Debating whether or not I'll actually give it a second watch if I pirate it.

>>80604349
What do you want to hear? It's disappointing and forgettable.
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>>80605655

validation baby
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>>80605464
Yeah but Rogue One wouldn't be made like it was without star wars existing. It's my least favorite star wars movie, even below all the prequels though. I still enjoy it.
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>>80605721

OP here.

It's not as bad as that spaghetti mess Episode 2, and the podracing shit in Episode 1.

And even artistically I'm not calling Rogue One bad. I think the director forgot to make a movie fun and exciting.

You're not making fucking Braveheart you know?
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sadly even the prequels were better
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>>80604565
you'd think a board full of master baiters could last longer
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>>80604923
A New Hope is one of the best movies ever made. You have some shit taste anon
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>>80605806
I agree anon. The original 6 movies will always be the best. No matter what anyone says. Hell, I'll still watch Episode 1 over 7 if I'm bored because it actually feels more "Star Wars" to me. TFA is an okay movie, but there's something about it that makes it feel less Star Wars that the original saga, and I really can't seem to pinpoint what it is.
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Be careful not to choke...
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>>80603584

i agree

its just kinda boring desu
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>>80606028
>but there's something about it that makes it feel less Star Wars that the original saga, and I really can't seem to pinpoint what it is.

That feeling is George Lucas
No George no Star Wars
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>barren planet
>mumble
>obvious reference
>camera shakes
>low key dialogue
>explosion on barren planet
>mumble
and repeat until R1 credits roll
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>>80606193
George doesn't deserve Star Wars anymore
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>>80606285

EXACTLY.
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>>80603584
Just watched The Empire Strikes Back.

Okay. I know I'm a little late to the party here, but gotta vent.

This movie is boring, and dark, and the only good part is the last 5 minutes.

Sheesh.
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>>80606432

Dude the Empire Strikes back starts with an epic battle on an Ice Planet, and Luke has to escape from the dungeon of a snow yeti

so go fuck yourself.
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>>80605946
By what metric?
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>DO YOU FEEL IN CHARGE?
like pottery
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>>80603584
that's the point. the movie is an epic pleb filter and the ultimate star kino. if you can stay awake for the filler and sub-plot for 2.5hrs you are graced with 15mins of vader fucking shit up
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>>80603584
>im an autistic man child that jerks off to my mace dindu fan poster before picking up my mum's dildo and pretending it's a lightsaber

Stfu faggot. This was by far the third best movie in the franchise's history.
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>>80605332
She literally does that one time and in the movie it comes off as more of "you're all pussies, this needs to be done."

They spend the majority of the movie trying to get her to buy into the cause. Not the other way around.
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>>80605464
Little Nicky is more your speed
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>>80604748
a better topic would be why you moved here from reddit
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>>80606550

but 15 minutes of Vader being a destructive god is not nearly enough to save the film.
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>>80603584
>This movie is boring, and dark, and the only good part is the last 5 minutes.

This.

Also why the fuck did the rebel assault fleet deem it practical to bring fucking transport ships to a crucial battle?

Vader slaughter was awesome though. I give them that. Without him (and the suprisingly good CG Tarkin) I would have rated it a 3/10. The last 10 minutes elevate it to a 5/10. TFA still retains the title of the worst SW movie for now.
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>>80606475
I was being facetious.
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>>80606637
Ok. Literally still sounds literally insufferable.
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It was a solid movie, but just didn't have that Star Wars magic & charm

The Vader scene pretty much saved the movie
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>>80606330
you deserve the generic garbage you're going to continue to get youngfag
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>>80606722
ur an idiot this is why your opinion doesn't matter. the film is not meant to be a stand alone thing and isn't meant for people who don't already have an intimate knowledge of the star wars universe, original trilogy, and prequel trilogy

if you have never seen star wars before don't walk into rogue one and thing you are going to appreciate anything. that isn't even the purpose. like I said the movie is filler and yes 15mins of vader more than makes up for all the other slow parts
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>>80606758

mmph! stop it now!
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>>80606815

Well simply if a movie can't stand on it's own entertainment wise, then that movie should not be made.
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>>80606537

DO YOU REMEMBER ME MILLENIALS???
I CHOKE PEOPLE AND THEN I QUIP.
THAT'S WHAT I DO XD
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>>80606815

And I get it, you are supposed to get a better appreciation of what the rebels sacrificed, but

STILL
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Why doesn't the Empire use that OP Blastergun that Chinese dude had?

Secret rebel tech?
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>>80606791
>literally twice in six seconds
Yes I get it, you hate women and can't stand to be around them and never have and never will. Explains why a star wars movie would get you worked up so much.

Do you shove your red saber dildo or your blue one up your ass first?
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>>80606637
Really reddit anon? So it's a lot like that scene in game of thrones with the little girl schooling the weak pussy northern men?
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>>80606550
>movies aren't good unless they have a bunch of fags running around trying to pet each other with lightsabers

spotted the neckbeard man child. how's that jew dick taste?
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>>80606722
>15 minutes of Vader being a destructive god
It was like 45secs to a minute tops.

Sad how that can save a below mediocre flick.
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>>80606743
>(and the suprisingly good CG Tarkin)
I think you need to get your eyes checked
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>>80603584
>The original plan was to have Vader mowing down rebels in the jungle, picking them off one by one like a slasher flick.

But, yeah. That creepy CGI Grand Muff Deadguy was way better
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>>80606968
Sounds to me like your opinions would be more welcome on reddit. You should probably go be with...your kind
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>>80606743
Transport ships makeup most of their fleet. They took what they had available
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>>80606855
that's not how long series works. would you just watch a harry potter movie and disregard all of the continuity that comes before and afterwards? maybe watching movies isn't your thing.. try and stick to pop songs or something
>>80606890
yeah that's the other thing. one of the themes of the movie is unsung heroes. like fuck luke skywalker the kid who comes in and blows up the death star and becomes and hero.. what about the entire group of people who all died just to get to where he started
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>>80606815
>isn't meant for people who don't already have an intimate knowledge of the star wars
are you fucking kidding? everything disneywars puts out is for the most normal or normalfags
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>>80604748
>The original three are infinitely replayable

No they fucking aren't, they're boring as hell with shitty dialogue and shitty plots. The star wars movies aren't even that good, I only star wars for the EU (comics, books and games), but the prequels are better than the ot, and rogue one is the best star wars movie
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>>80607109

The Harry Potter movies can stand alone!!!

You are helping me make my point.
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>>80607012
I mean, to be fair.. It WAS really really really good CGI and it is amazing that the technology has progressed so far. If this was a Snickers commercial, I'd be all for it. But it was also fucking nowhere near convincing enough to put in an actual movie and not have it be hilariously distracting.
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>>80606994
you got btfo in your other thread, why do you continue to post the same shit anon?
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>>80606994
are you retarded? I am saying that rogue one was good and I didn't mention or imply anything about lightsabres.. please unfuck your own face nigger
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>>80607064
you're posting the same shit from the last thread reddit. nuwars is all garbage anon.
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>>80607110
okay that's why they make a movie like rogue one? that literally has nothing to do other than.. "how luke skywalker gets the plans to blow up the death star"... nobody wanted this story before hand but we got it anyways.. and it was fantastic. but nonetheless it is total filler and I can't see why anyone who wasn't already a star wars fan would have any interest in it
>>80607151
no you are a retard who doesn't understand that some movies can't be made in under 4 hrs and they need multiple parts.. that's why it is called a series. you have no point, besides being a faggot troll
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>>80606962
>you hate women and can't stand to be around them
No that isn't it. It's just Star Wars TFA was written terribly and Rogue One looks even worse. Rogue One was announced as a war film. Disney cited "Black Hawk Down" and "Saving Private Ryan". Yes, soldiers trying to convince some short pudgy little chipmunk to fight with them for half a movie sounds insufferable. It has nothing to do with vaginas. It has to do with you and Kathleen Kennedy being retarded. I like Aliens, Dredd, Edge of Tomorrow, and Fury Road. :/
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>>80607153
i'll say it again anon, get your eyes checked.
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>>80607030
They'll do that in the next non saga movie. A movie featuring Vader by itself would be the epoch of the universe, you can't open with that.

I loved R1.

>plot centric
>zero lightsaber faggotry except at the end with Vader butchering rebels like they were nothing
>Vader's scene showed the brutal potential of all force powers, not just the saber
>Vader/Krennic scene was GOAT
>Grand Moff and Krennic scenes were goat
>The last 45 seconds was a perfectly executed multi level battle
>not enjoying death star scenes
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>>80607278
It ticked all the current trend boxes anon
>racially diverse cast
>strong woman
>quippy robot
>vader fan service
It wasn't fantastic, you're just a young kid who hasn't be around long enough to know any better.
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>>80607030
That would have been generic, that's just Predator
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>>80607126
(You) almost deserve two (You)'s for that.
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>>80606935
Some clones in the PT had similar full auto blasters, I presume the Empire would as well, we've just never seen the Empire do a focused anti-infantry mobilisation.
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>>80607455
>young kid who doesn't know any better
I am 24 and have been an intimate fanboy of star wars since I was 5 years old.. so two decades which is uncharacteristic of many of my friends and many people born in the 90s in general

I think you suck cocks sir
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>>80607345
>>Vader's scene showed the brutal potential of all force powers
>Grand Moff scenes were goat
you're an embarrassment anon. have you turned 20 yet?
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>>80603584
why did they miss the final death star shot by like hundreds of miles? the first shot was right on target. they only miss to get that totally dramatic shot of two humans embracing in front of a very slow nuke wave
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>>80607507
Oh you were born in the 90's. I understand now, your retardation is understandable.
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>>80607345
Agree with everything except
>Vader/Krennic scene was GOAT
That scene was almost unwatchable. James Earl Jones sounded like he was in a hospital bed, the setting is fucking gay, and of course the horrific, unmentionable quip.
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>>80607631
you are such a fagget kek kill urself seriously
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I watched this a few hours ago and it's slowly dawning on me how terrible this movie was. Donnie Yen and Darth kicking ass were the only plusses.
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>>80607308
See, this is why you're a fucking retard. You making talking points against things that don't happen. She's not some rah rah girl power feminist. She's an intel and operations asset that doesn't very little direct fighting, and what she does is perfectly believable.

I understand, after paying to watch the abomination that was TFA and seeing how fucking UNWATCHABLE Rey was as a character, I can understand your trepidation. Gareth Edwards is not Jew Jew Abrams. He's a talented director and it absolutely shows.

She is unquestionably the best female character in this entire series. There's nothing even remotely SJW about this movie which is why it's so satisfying. The characters are all minority hires (but the main ones are Jyn (white female), Cassian (white hispanic), Krennic (white male), and Moff (white male). The two main leaders of the rebel alliance are also white (one female senator and one male military commander).

I know what you're thinking because I thought it too, but trust me, if you give this movie a chance you will enjoy it, and yes, the battle scenes are definitely more gritty and violent then the cartoonish horse shit you're used to seeing in SW.

There's an insurgent strike against an Empire patrol in an urban environment that was something straight out of black hawk down.

The climax starts with a complex ambush started off by remote det then escalates into an all firefight then escalates even fruther to AT-ATs, Bombing runs, Star Destroyers going head to head with a rebel fleet, and fighter squadrons providing air support.

There's even a beach scene. Just give it a chance and stop being a fucking dunce.

That being said, if you're a forty year old man child that jerks off thinking about lightsabers then you should probably go watch the animated crap because this really is a plot centric war movie.
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>>80607668
>I am 24
>intimate fanboy of star wars
>since I was 5 years old.. so two decades
>uncharacteristic of people born in the 90s
>sir
>a fagget kek
>kill urself seriously
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>>80607851
Nice blog, dickskin.
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>>80606475
You're a dumbass
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>>80607557
Oh that's right I forgot you 40 year old neet virgins preferred Vader when he wasn't making quips or being a hardass. Which was never.

I swear half you fucking retards talk about how SW is a kid's movie then criticize people for being young and enjoying it.

I? For one? Hate the mainstream star wars horse shit. R1/ANH/ESB are the only good movies to me. The others are way too centric on childish bullshit or faggoty jedi sword petting.
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>>80607851
>She is unquestionably the best female character in this entire series.
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>>80607944
nice tears reddit
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It's literally a fan movie.
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>>80607973
you queers keep falling back on this argument that people didn't like it because of the lack of jedi/lightsabers. it just wasn't a good movie anon. fair enough if you liked it but there's no need to have a meltdown because not everyone felt the same way you did.
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>>80607915
take your pills and go to bed grandpa
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>>80608114
you're just mad because SW finally made a movie that more than you autistic basement dwelling neet virgins could enjoy
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>>80606537
Don't suffocate on your dreams!
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I loved it because there is so little space war kino out there.

I couldn't care less about Jedi or most of the characters. I just want to see a plot that isn't retarded that sets up nice space action and R1 does that in spades.

The only stupid part was when Jyn's mother pulls a weapon and dies for no reason whatsoever
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>>80608128
surely you can do better
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>>80608227
I don't know why you keep resorting to petty insults anon, can you seriously not handle someone disagreeing with you?
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>>80608299
you are either younger than me and trolling faggot or you are older than me in which case you should probably be asleep because you aren't long for this world
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>>80608282
>space war kino
check out starship troopers if that's your thing anon.
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>>80608389
No. The truth isn't the in the middle you libertarian sack of shit. Sometimes wrong side is simply right and the other wrong. Now step in front of the firing squad cunt.
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>>80607615
Are you retarded? It hit Krennic directly at the top of the tower
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>>80608416
>you are either younger than me and trolling faggot
>or you are older than me in which case you should probably be asleep because you aren't long for this world
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>>80608430
I have. ST1 is great for same reason R1 is. Great action, great scenes, decent but forgettable characters that you still manage to feel sad for when they die, and a plot that sets up the space war is hell kino.

But everything outside of the movie, including the sequels, comics, animated movies, and even the book it was based on, are absolute horseshit.
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>>80608663
youngfag or old you belong on reddit
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>>80608480
>The truth isn't the in the middle
I made no such assertion
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>Be born in 1988
>Have to live in a world filled with spics, kikes, niggers, and Muslims
>will never be part of a galatic imperial force dedicated to eliminating dissidence, weakness, and indecency
>will never get to sit from an orbital platform with my bro's and nuke degenerates from space

Just. Fucking. Kill me.
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>>80608721
you seem to know a lot about reddit anon, how is that?
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>>80608790
I studied your posts
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Vader merkin niggas is the only highlight of the film. Unfortunately it doesn't work without the buildup so you have to watch the whole thing. It's like edging.
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>>80608757
I would like to know more.
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>late to the party
>just released on torrent in watchable format
Patience is a virtue.
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>>80608757
>on 4chan at age 29

scary stuff
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>>80608757
>almost 30 and still on 4chan
haha what the fuck
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>>80608895
That's a dope scene but I don't know how you can ignore 2 hours of space kino and only get off on watching 45 seconds of Vader brutality. Krennic is the best non vader villain in the series.
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>>80608869
you majored in getting btfo? interesting.
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>>80608993
>>80608962
What else is there to do? I was out til 5am on Thursday then came inside some tinder snatch 3 times last night.

Besides, I can't talk to people in real life like I do on 4chan because they'll think I'm an asshole.

faggot

>>80608908
pic related
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>>80608962
>>80608993
youngfags haven't realised it yet.
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>>80608995
your posts are the epitome of cringe. in fact your whole life is cringe
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>>80609105
that doesn't mean much from a guy pulling his cock to disneywars
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HAHAHA THANKS YIFY!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!
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>>80609190
bitch I am the fucking lizard king
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Rogue One: 1 Hour 54 minutes of Expanded Universe-level subject matter (How Deathstar plans got to Rebels) + 6 minutes Vader Cosplay
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>>80605946
You're on /tv/ my guy.
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>>80603584
okay so im not really a star wars fan, and i went with my sister to go see this movie and liked it quite a bit. whats the problem, why the dislike for rogue one?
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>>80609255
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>>80606550
it's not even two full min of vader
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>>80609271
>droid please
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>>80609419

Well it's slow and gloomy.

That's a complete break from every other Star Wars movie.

Every other Star Was movie has:
> multiple high points of massive action
> comedy and lightheartedness in multiple parts

So on those notes it's unique. But even beyond being unique, it's just not a fun watch. It's like watching a documentary on the rebel alliance and their great sacrifice. It was more like a holocaust film than a star wars flick.
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>>80608994

Krennic is pretty based, space fights were OK. The robot and Vader were the only other things that stood out.
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>>80609419
it was shit
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>>80609514
15 min of vader boner inducing kino
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>>80609550

Moreover the 2 leading characters have tragic tales of woe and end up getting incinerated.

Traditionally deaths are rare in the star wars character saga.

In this one everyone fucking dies.
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>>80603584
Of course it was the best bit. Disney are just gonna keep on using Vader in all their SW films from now on. I bet he will have some part in Episode 8 despite being dead.
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>>80609539
I am surprised Jar Jar let that slip through and I am also surprised that NOBODY said "hey isn't that a bit too black?"
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>I've got a bad feeling about this

Every other movie they say this they're OK.

The spic interrupts the robot in this one and they all die.

Really activates the almonds.
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>>80606432
People seem to forget that reviews for Empire were overall CRITICALLY NEGATIVE when it was first released.
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>>80609419
Not enough quips.
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>>80609602
Makes me wish we had RotJ's alternate ending, where Han dies, Leia shoulders the responsibility of rebuilding the Republic, and Luke walks off into the sunset.
We wouldn't have gotten a fucking divorce story in that case.
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>>80603584

Rogue One was a brave addition to the Star Wars universe! Brand new characters with a story that doesn't involve the Skywalkers! This movie did its job, that being a new, exciting dynamic to A New Hope.

All you fools saying the Prequels were "good movies" are clearly clueless on good story telling.

Here's a history lesson for all you idiots; George Lucas was not the reason the original trilogy was so well done. Learn something about the history of these movies and maybe you will have some sort of idea on what made the original movies so well done! Lucas was the money man and came up with good ideas but he was far from the writer, director, editor and the magic of those movies!
And for all you sexiest pigs here, it was Lucas's wife who saved A New Hope! His edit job looked like absolute crap!
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>>80609805

I agree.

Han pushed his luck way too many times to live as long as he did.

And the end to ROTJ was so fucking hokey
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>>80609625
>Jar Jar let that slip through
he probably wrote the line himself
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>>80609736
fuck off reddit
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>>80609872

What's funny is that I agree with him, it was fine to cast a black lead.

But the guy he picked did not fit star wars at all. Many other black actors would have been a better fit.
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>>80609929
the character didn't fit star wars at all
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When did James Earl Jones die?

Whoever they got to do his vader voice wasn't very good. Even Not Peter Cushing was better.
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>>80609905
It's a fact:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHcASj8eom8
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>>80609550
>shootout to start movie
>prison break literally right after
>imperial patrol ambush
>death star nukes an entire city
>firing squad into bombing run
>literally 45 minute long multi tiered garrison, beach head, jungle, space battle that ends with another space nuke
>vader savaging
>not enough action

Please fucking kill yourself
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>>80609929
>What's funny is that I agree with him
do you agree there are too many jews in hollywood reddit?
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>>80609968
I am pretty miffed that they glossed over the fact that he's was TRAINED SINCE BIRTH TO SERVE THE (NU) EMPIRE. If the jews are going to make a child soldier character to shit on fascism then you think they'd commit to that.
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>>80609986
It was JEJ.
The bloke's getting on, he's lost that cadence he once had.
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>>80609968

nah.

the whole "babe in the woods" thing started with Luke, so Finn's character made sense.

I just thought Boyega was a miscast. And a romance between those 2 would never happen, so it's not believeable.
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>>80609999
no one is disputing the facts you little retard, the issue is you thinking you're informing anyone.
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>>80603584
I like it. The first hour is a mess. It starts to build momentum after that and then the last 25 minutes make up for everything. At least for me.
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>>80609968
Not enough gay robots and talking teddy bears?
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>>80610066
You're so fucking retarded. I hope you die a painful death anon.
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"Y'all gon' full on 'tard with the kino and saucin'. There ain't nothing wrong with the Rogue One."
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>>80610101

The Star Wars movies have always been a little quirky and funny.

Jar Jar Binks obviously took it too far.

But Rogue One was just too realism focused and gritty for me.

For those kinda feels I'll turn on Saving Private Ryan or something.
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>>80610132

I'm smarter than you, and will die peacefully in bed.
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>>80610224
could you explain why this trooper trained and indoctrinated from birth is the same as a farm boy in your eyes?
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>>80610101
What do those things have to do with Finns character making no sense at all?
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>>80610311

How can you be so sure what their training was? The severity? And it's impact on the soldier?

Maybe the force effected Finn throughout his entire life.

There's a lot of explanations as to why he could be so different from other storm troopers.

Maybe instead of training he was always sneaking off and drinking lean.
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>>80610377
oh so you're just trolling, fair enough reddit
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>>80610377

Having watched every single fucking star wars movie on opening night since the day it all started so long fucking ago, I think Rogue One was the best movie in the entire series. Although at times that bar is set really fucking low. Lucas shit the bed on the series long before most of you were born, shit it hard. Very few of you understand that. Even at the time Jedi was recognized by the fans as the worst of the original trilogy. We had that fucking recognition as soon as we got out of the theater, into the van and the has started to wear off. Forget the next three where we old fucker went in gritting our teeth while the optimistic kids were all saying there was no way for it to suck. We knew better, we survived that shit storm once already.

But his new stand alone. I admit I was surprised. But not too surprised. Lucas had nothing to do with it, it was all disney and those fuckers sometimes know their audience. This was a dark and gritty gut puncher for the old fans, and it hit. This was not one for the toddlers, which may be why some of you hate it, and thats ok. There will be a happy slappy hijinx Star Wars around the corner probably to make money off of you so just wait.

There was shit I hated about it, it was not perfect. Fucking CGI princess had no point in this movie and should have just been a hand off and a back shot at the most. Same with the fucking droids in the rebel base, shit should be cut out. Seeing CGI Cushing just kinda gave me indigestion. I know he's supposed to be around directing all this shit for the empire, but less screen time because there is really just no way to make it appetizing. But that still was not as bad as CGI princess, that was just shit. Vader was fine. Motherfucker is in a full body suit and James Earl Jones is still kicking so go nuts. Give him a fucking solo movie have two hours of red light sabers just cutting bitches up while he monologues fucks twilek whores.
Anyways, thats my essay.
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Multiculturalism vs a white ethno state really bothered me, but besides that is was better than most SW movies. Much better than TFA
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Where were you when the non Jedi fighters in Star Wars became not fucking useless in combat?
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>>80612060
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>>80612157
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>>80612060
>who is Wedge Antilles?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxi3Sy4TY40
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>>80612212
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>>80612242
>>80612212
Interesting. I just cut this same stretch of vid but I think the top one that has larger dimensions came out with a higher frame rate. It's weird because they're both 4mb
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I thought it was boring too. Too much orchestra, too little action, boring characters and it looks like they tried to save money by shooting all the dialogue scenes wide open to blur the background and mask the lazy special effects.
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>>80612242
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>>80612283
that's not interesting, you're just shit.
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>>80604748
They are only that good because of nostalgia.

I watched them for the first time when I was 24 and thought they were shit, but was able to recognize that had I seen them as a kid I would have liked them. All I saw watching as an adult was 70's special effects paired with shitty dialogue and a boring story.
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>>80612283
>Interesting
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>>80612368
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>>80612461
>>80612391
You couldn't do better faggots go suck each other off in the animated clone wars threads
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>>80612495
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>>80612525
>getting this upset
tell me more, anonpai
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>>80612595
I admit I have no idea how this shit works. Tried for 2 hours to get the webms to convert (that's easy) getting them down to 4mb and keeping them even semi quality is the hard part. I have an old converter that someone on 4chan made years ago that's not even available anymore that's let me set the file size then it auto compresses itself.

I'd share it but I don't want to.
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Everything Saw Guerrera related was really boring.
For me Krennic was the best part of the movie. I love the part on Scariff, the rebels attack, and everyone just stands still, until Krennic loses his shit and organises defences. Deathtroopers are also amazing.
Both leads were not bad, but underwhelming, Cassian in particular.
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>>80612680
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>>80612770
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>>80612827
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>>80612680
you're shit anon
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>>80606550
>15min of Vader fucking shit up

1.5min.
fix'd.
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>>80612917
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>>80612980
cry more faggot you can't do better
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>>80613073
kill yourself and stop bumping this shit thread
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>>80613073
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>>80613126
\stop your fucking whining reddit
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>>80613169
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>>80613284
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Rogue One is my 3rd favorite star wars movie after A New Hope and the Empire Strikes Back.

I really don't understand why people hate it so much around here.
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>>80607012
Tarkin looked fine when he was standing there silently, but as soon as he opened his mouth he dropped into the uncanny valley.
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>>80613801
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why would you bring a princess to a space battle
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>>80613371

Lack of interesting characters. I couldn't care about a single one of the Rebels. Nor can I remember their names apart from Jyn.

The movie ends without a conclusion. Imagine if this was your first Star Wars film. They steal the plans...and that's it? The Death Star is still out there and the Empire hasn't been stopped.

Distracting CGI on Tarkin and Leia. It's fine when they're not talking and just stood there, but as soon as their face starts to move, it all goes downhill.

Mads Mikkelsen should have been the main character and his motivation for sabotaging the Death Star should have been more than "i hate my boss"
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>>80613896
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>>80613947
You don't need a full cast of interesting characters to have a decent plot. It's not a television show and the identities of the characters outside of Jyn and Cassian are meaningless.

>Ends without a conclusion

Are you fucking dense? It's a god damn prequel. You know what happens before it even begins.
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>>80604349
I just watched it too and I gotta say it's a great Star Wars film. They nailed the aesthetic of the original trilogy in a way I didn't think Hollywood could.

It had its flaws but ultimately it is a solid movie, certainly far better than the pile of putrid dog shit that was TFA.
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>>80613947
>Lack of interesting characters.
The only characters that really mattered are Jyn and Cassian, but I specifically remember the names of Saw Gerrera and Galen Erso too.
>The movie ends without a conclusion.
I found the conclusion to be satisfying in the context of being an immediate prequel to A New Hope. It isn't supposed to be a standalone film.
>Distracting CGI on Tarkin and Leia.
Yeah, I can concede that this was a flaw. I'm not arguing that the movie was perfect. I still prefer this type of thing to Harrison Ford's half assed cameo in TFA.
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>>80614000
EPIC!
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>>80613379
yeah so it was shit
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>>80614280
I just made a better one. Longer too. You should hear it with noise if you haven't. SW sound effects have always been good, even in the shitty movies.
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This movie was straight up garbage aside from Vader showing up at the end for like 20 seconds. The plot, the characters, all the cheap references and toy commercials. It feels like a factory-made product, even more than TFA, which is a real fucking feat to pull off.

Gotta love all the 'progressive' jew shit in it though.
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>>80614337
shut up you jedi fag dancing loving man child. go play your vid games and watch your cartoons.
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>>80614337
>only movie to not be made by a kike
>jew shit
>all of the best and memorable characters are white
>the imperial forces, for literally the first time in the history of star wars, are actually more than cannon fodder

be quiet neckbeard
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>>80614363
look at this dumb butthurt nigger
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>>80614327
Thx anon.
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>>80614391
>movie was straight garbage

And yet you still showed up on day one and payed to watch it like a good goy.

Change your tampon already you tasteless hack, you'll have more kid movies soon
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>>80614390

>all of the best and memorable characters are white and also come from other, better movies
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>>80614390
>Disney
>not jews
Be quiet, dumbshit.

>>80614425
How would I know it's garbage without watching it? Are you braindead?
>he actually liked this tripe
Oh wait, yes you are.
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>>80614429
Jyn Orso, Galen Orso, Cassian, Krennic are one shots. Tarkin is the only one who makes a reappearance.

I don't get the CGI dislike. We got to see the Tarkin character in a more condescending and scheming role, only regret is not seeing him and Vader together.
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>>80614486
>complaining about a star wars movie because it doesn't have any jeddy jeddy slash slash

stfu kike lover.

I bet your favorite movie is a prequel or TFA
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>>80614486
>he actually pays to watch disney movies.
>calls other's braindead
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>>80614425
Rogue one was a kids movie you mong
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>>80614509
>putting random words in people's mouths that have nothing to do with anything they said
>I bet you like thing I dislike!!!

I don't need to bet, it's evident you're literally retarded.
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>>80614553
>a star wars movie made by disney is a kids movie
Someone get this fucking genius a nobel prize. The autistic comic book collecting vidya playing manchildren all hate it and everyone that actually likes decent plots and space kino action enjoyed it.
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>>80614537
>he doesn't know the torrent of the BD is out

I'm so sorry you were born this retarded.
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Back it up.
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>>80614555
>doesn't even deny it

At least I have the patience to pirate shit and not spend day one money on it. You do that it's because you actually like a star wars movie that came out in the past 20 years which makes your opinion regarding quality irrelevant. Keep shilling out for more mary sue slash slash
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>>80614609
There have been multiple threads today and comments in this thread saying that this is an adults version of a star wars movie anon.
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>>80614614
I have the pirate moron where do you think I made all these webms from? and he just LITERALLY ADMITTED he saw it in theaters.

How do you fucking morons make it past pre adolescents without accidentally darwining yourselves by walking into traffic or sticking a fork in a socket is a mystery
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>>80614657
I know, I just like pissing off the man children because SW is one of the few things they will actually go out of mommy's basement for.

Ep8 will be more Jew Jew blue filtered mary sue garbage.

Hopefully the next non saga movie will feature Vader on his own story
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>>80614646
>you spent money on it day one!
>>80614673
>LITERALLY ADMITTED he saw it in theaters!

Where, you illiterate shit? How are you this embarrassingly fucking stupid?
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>>80614657
It probably has more on-screen death and tragedy than any other Star Wars film. Some fo the characters are morally ambiguous. All the main characters die in war including the main protagonist.
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>>80614764
You can tell peoples alignment just on race alone. It was ok at best.
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>>80614705
so you come to 4chan and attempt to hurt people who are already damaged?
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>>80614824
>alignment
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>>80614755
>How would I know it's garbage without watching it? Are you braindead?
>>80614486

Kill yourself now Reddit
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There's literally a quip bot that follows them around and throws out one liners. Jesus fucking Christ.
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>>80614907
>you can't watch it without paying
>Rogue.One.2016.1080p.BluRay.x264-SPARKS

Seriously, how are you this retarded? Were your parents dumb animals too? Is it genetic?
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>>80614824
What was up with Cassian just shooting that guy in the back at the beginning? I thought that was kind of weird. It's similar to Han killing Greedo, but we know that Greedo was a Bounty Hunter trying to capture and bring Han to Jabbba. This guy killed by Cassian was just panicking for his life. With that being one of the main characters that we are meant to empathize with, how would a child process that?
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The characters were incredibly forgettable, but I liked seeing the full-scale battle set in the Rebellion vs. Empire era. There wasn't much of that in the OT
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>>80603584
Anyone notice when a torrent for a movie comes out, that's when the nerds come out and hate o the movie.

Of course you're not going to have the same experience of the movie on your labtop, wha the fuck.

First Arrival, now Star Wars.

Shit never ends here.
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>>80614963
are you fucking dumb? i literally told him that he was pissed that he showed up on day one to watch the movie and his response was how else would he knows it shit.

How can you be so fucking idiotic? You're clearly european. Isn't it prayer time yet muhammad? Fuck you're stupid
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>>80614987
disney trying to be grey
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>>80615010
>movie sucks
>a guy kept getting up and blocking the view and the camera man was munching on popcorn
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i just watched this
the soundtrack was such a fucking disappointment
should've fucking ripped it all from ep 4-6
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>>80615010
anyone notice how reddit doesn't stay on reddit?
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>>80615010
I think it's the opposite. People thought it was shit because all your autistic neckbeard neet virgins showed up one day one to watch it then raged because it didn't have as much jedi faggotry as their cartoons and vidya does.

I didn't bother for the amount of hate /tv/ was giving it. I just watched it today for the first time and it's undoubted the best space war kino I've ever seen and the only thing that even comes close is Starship Troopers 1
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>Jyn hates both sides of the faction and doesn't want to get involved
>Her dad gets killed by the rebel alliance
>She starts giving speeches about fighting for the rebellion
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>>80614987
it's not for children, i never looked up the rating but this looked pg13, disney producers just like all franchise runners assume the original demographic of force awakens grew up a little, and so they adjust their content accordingly. see how the harry potter series correspondingly grew le grimdarker. the internal logic was the spymaster not letting his cold feet snitch falling into the hands of the enemy, who would snitch on him and the alliance if captured, i wouldve understood this real world thinking if i saw the movie when i was 20, but id understand if the average retard would have zero experience to gauge what he was viewing.
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>>80615041
The torrent has been out for one day. And not once has he said he watched in theater. So by your lack of response I take it it is indeed genetic and your parents were stupid fucks too. Guess it's not your fault you were born this way but it's still fucking embarrassing.
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>>80615116
She didn't blame them for fog of war. She blamed empire for murdering her mother, forcing her into a labor camp, holding her father captive while he worked on the weapon, and realized that Cassian was right. The pain started and ended with the Empire. I like how they should the bad side of the rebellion desu, it was more realistic
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>>80615116
>>Jyn hates both sides of the faction and doesn't want to get involved
>>Her dad gets killed by the rebel alliance but not before telling her about the weakness he designed in the mega-weapon that he wishes to be destroyed
>>She starts giving speeches about fighting for the rebellion
Fixed that for you.
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>>80615155
Yes he did you fucking clown you're just too stupid to understand which is why you're defending him instead of him defending himself because he knows his ass is beat.

Shut the fuck up now kiddo.
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>>80615170
>The reason she hates both sides is that the fighting just leads to more and more people dying unnecessarily
>From her perspective, and that of the common citizen, the only thing that would change should the Empire win would be the flag raised over the city at the end of the day
>Empire/Rebel fighting kills her dad

Yeah, yeah, Star Wars makes it clear that the Empire is comprised of space Nazis who have doomsday weapons, but her logic doesn't really make any sense. I mean, it's just as plausible that she could be mad at her dad for getting her mom killed because he couldn't just finish the weapon while the family lived in the lap of Empire luxury.
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>>80615195
>Yes he did!!! I know this from my power of liking complete shit movies! Anyone who doesn't keep replying to a stupid fuck like me is totally beaten and it's not like they just don't want to waste their time on some roach like me!

Good one, retard. Here's another "win" you can chalk up because shitting on someone this stupid gets boring after a while, enjoy.
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>>80615281
That's what I thought faggot, run along now.
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>>80615081
tfa soundtrack was shit as well
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>>80615277
Frankly her mom was the dumbest fucking person in the movie. She pulls out a handblaster that she clearly doesn't know how to use outnumbered 5-1 by an Imperial officer and his death trooper guard. Didn't have a lot of hope for Jyn being smart after that one but it worked out.

Her father didn't want to build a weapon that killed people and he fled before it was finished. He also understood what the Empire would use it for and he was right.

I think in the end she wanted what her father wanted. He wanted to destroy the empire, she loved him dearly, and they were at least indirectly responsible for all her pain
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>>80603584
Yet again we see the empire only ever acting violently in response to the rebel threat.
Like, why are we supposed to hate the empire? When has the empire ever acted cruelly towards its population without a previous rebel provocation?
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>>80615376
agreed, even though that one was John Williams, there was nothing particular about it

this one utterly lacked in all Star Wars themes--maybe 1 or 2 familiar ones played, but others were severely butchered
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>>80615341
How do your compress your webm's and get that kind of quality in 4mb? FFmpeg?
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>>80615421
i used to use ffmpeg through a command prompt until i became lazy and now just use webm for retards
it auto'd to about 1.5 MB the first go, forced it to 3 MB the second time
record with OBS scaled down to 720p with Lanczos filter
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>>80615135
>pg13
it's not for children
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>>80615388
Dagget prolly molested her in the past and pulled rank to hush her up, they had that look during the imperial flashback scene
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>>80615421
it's because you're shit anon
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>>80615555
nigger he is literally using the exact same tool i am only it's newer.
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>>80615482
>he wasn't allowed to watch pg13 flicks when he was 12
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SOFT FAGGOT NO WONDER YOUR ON THE INTERNET
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i watched this thinking it was a trilogy for some reason
feels
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>>80614707
No. Have fun watching Sid or Tyrone fucking your gf or sister or mother or whatever though.
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>>80615617
right? felt like the overcompensating third part of an otherwise mediocre trilogy common these days. but it's not, it's standalone. all summer flicks should be so rich.
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>>80615589
you were the nigger blagging about using old shit.
>I'd share it but I don't want to.
you're shit anon
>REEEEEEEE
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>>80610478

Why did the Ewoks kill Iron Man and Magneto?
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Only prequel babbys didn't like it.
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>>80615615
never go full retard anon
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>>80615768
>babbys
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>>80615771
just keeping you company lovely
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>>80605332
At the age of 16 she was already the strongest soldier in a notorious radical guerrilla fighting force! She can effortlessly taekwondo an entire stormtrooper squad armed with rifles! Her speeches about hope motivate the leaders of the rebel alliance! Her charisma and confident aura lets a ragtag group of hardened "dead inside" veterans entrust her with the most important job in the galaxy! And they watch with beady eyes as she yet again gives a speech about how things should be done!

She's strong, and she rebels!
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6>5>4>RO>7=3>1>2
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>>80615898
except you responded to me quoting another anon like I said it.
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>>80616133
irebel
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>>80615481
What do you play it in? I'm trying to play it in ace and record in OBS and the video keeps lagging no matter what frame rate I record in.

I know you can load files directly into OBS but I can't figure out to control playback when doing that
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>>80616442
you're shit anon
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>>80616409
nah. 4chanthreading already got you bumblefucked nigger damn
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>>80616474
you don't know how to do anything be quiet
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>>80616520
but you're shit anon
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Had a go at making my own. Fight me.
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>>80603584
>Vader fag was mad there wasn't more Vader
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>>80605131
>ironic redditposting
Must be frustrating that no matter what you do, we always tell you to go back, isn't it? It's like anonymity is not a shield you can hide behind. Instead of posting, lurk or gtfo you fucking faggot.
>>>/r/oven
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>>80609736
there's no rogue two coming out anytime soon that might change the perception of the film
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Just got through the blu-ray rip. First time seeing it.

I agree with OP, boring as fuck. Literally ended up skipping forward at like a minute at a time. All the caracters apart from Yipman and his boy toy, the Robot and the pilot suck dick.

The space battle scenes were probably the best part, and Darth Vader killing people but that scene is overrated honestly.
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>>80606799
Vader scene was inserted to keep plebs happy.
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I liked it way more seeing it a second time. The stuff I hated (mindreading octopus, darth vader's voice and awful pun, blind guy knocking out armored stormtroopers with a stick, walking through crossfire untouched) was less bad since I was expecting it so focused more on the cool stuff.

"Single reactor detonation" is GOAT explosion.
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Did they remove a flashback scene from the bluray version? One where Jin's father was at home during the time where he's still working for the empire and she was a little girl. I think Krennic was visiting him.
Seem to remember seeing something like that when the movie came out in theatre.
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>>80607308
>Rogue One was announced as a war film. Disney cited "Black Hawk Down" and "Saving Private Ryan".
Oh, great. Another idiot who fell for bait and passes it off as a fact.
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>>80619366
They didnt, its still there
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>>80603584

the vader thing was unnecessary and cheap anyway
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>>80603584
My first exposure to nu-star wars was watching that darth vader scene at the end

Lucas is spinning in his CGI grave...
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I just finished watching and

>>80603584
> the only good part is the last 5 minutes
Are you joking?

Take a look at pic related.
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>>80622212
you're really pathetic anon
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>>80606550
You're a fucking pleb.
And vader killing shit lasts less than a minute.
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Overall a boring work because the clash of philosophies is absent and the viewer is left with space explosions.
There are too major inconsistencies. Why did the rebel soldiers not run away from Vader and shot him.
They should know that they were no match for a force wielder.
And second, why didn't they ran away from the explosion near the beach.
It was expanding so slowly, surely they could keep their distance.
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>>80603584
kill this thread already
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>>80605332
She wasn't confident in herself so she just repeated her mother's religious saying.
She wasn't a hero who wanted to bring down the empire but a spiteful daughter, out to avenge her father.
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>>80610003
Just stop. The movie is a slog to get through and you know it.
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>>80622932
I didn't think so.
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>>80603584

If this film didn't have the Star Wars tag it would be a 3/10. Complete garbage except for the Darth Vader scene and some of the visuals.
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>>80623068
>If this film didn't have the Star Wars tag it would be a 3/10.
Same with the original trilogy, desu.

Imagine releasing that shit in the 2017 of a parallel universe where Star Wars had never existed.
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>>80623460
are you fucking retarded anon?
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>>80623460

Jesus christ, anon. Hold back on the shrooms next time.
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>>80607851
My guy here gets it
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>>80623460
>If the Star Wars OT didn't have the positive reputation it earned itself, it would be shit
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>>80622212
Honestly, her boobs bouncing around are the only things that kept me focused on the movie.
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>>80607851
I'm not reading all your post but this jumped out at me
>There's nothing even remotely SJW about this movie
>has more black people in 45 minutes than the entire runtime of both trilogies combined
>female lead
>stronk womyn female lead
>main cast is one white person and four minorities
>out of the four alliance leaders that make decisions one is a black woman and another is some poo in loo
>the actual writer of the thing summed up the story as "a white supremacist organization opposed by a multicultural group led by brave women"

This isn't nothing. It's one thing to be okay with it, but to pretend it's not there and the producers didn't try hard to be politically trendy, inclusive and progressive is just being dumb, and not even noticing it at all is being incredibly obtuse.
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