ITT: Literally perfect movies >Best Jesus >Best Satan

>>80591060
>inb4 reddit shitstorm

>Jesus is played by a white guy

LMAO!

>>80591129
WE WUZ MESSIAHS N SHEEEIT

>>80591245
Triggered much? Me saying he was played by a white guy doesn't necessarily mean he should've been played by a black guy. Jesus should've been played by oded fehr in my opinion

ben hur iibh

I just watched Lawrence of Arabia for the first time and I have to say it was perfect.

>>80591245
that's goddamn funny

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>Would you like extra ketchup with that?

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>>80591060
>Satan
there was a satan ? (other than the eternal semite)

>>80591129

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>>80591060

Wrong

>>80592831
>no dubz
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW

>>80592537
There was some pale woman in a robe wondering around throughout the movie that was meant to be Satan

>>80591129
>Romansh
>white
Debatable.

>>80592831
>"WHAT. ARE YOU. DOING?!"
Jesus, Jesus. It's cool.
>I'm going to go... Do you want me to fucking go destroy your church? Do you want me to fucking destroy it? Then why are you destroying my scene?
I'm not trying to destroy your scene.
>You are destroying my scene!