Childhood is idolising Beast. Adulthood is realising Gaston

>>80567581

>three hot blondes all over you
>go after some cold fish dumpy chick that doesn't want you

Was Belle just the only piece of pussy he hadn't crushed or something?

>>80567581
Too bad he got retconned into a fairy faggot

>>80567631
Yeah, pretty much.

>>80567631
>Was Belle just the only piece of pussy he hadn't crushed or something?

Yes.
You always want what you can't have

>>80567581
You realize that Gaston is just the type of asshole chad that, in real life, a girl like Belle would fall head over heels for and would worship.

The movie isn't a realistic portrayal of women. In real life seeing one woman attracted to a guy is enough reason for other women to want him

>>80567581
>that lip bite

disney pls

>>80567581
Friendly reminder that Gaston never truly cared about Belle. In fact, he was in love with Maurice, and was only stalking Belle to be closer to his loved one. He anally masturbated with deer bones every night wishing them to be Maurice's cock (which gave a lot of pain to LeFou, who had a crush on Gaston). He wanted to put Maurice in the asylum to make him his sex slave, and only went after the Beast to make Belle agreeing letting him shagging her father

>>80567581
Childhood is idolising remakes are good

Adulthood is realising the originals make more sense.

Herbie the Love Bug just meant there was jizz on the seat.

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>>80567631
Those bitches are all plastic as fuck

>>80567581
>blonde green eyed women are the stupid bimbos who fall for a brainless hunk of meat
>brown haired brown eyed girl protagonist is smart, brave and independent woman
Really makes you think huh?