Be honest, you would shit your pants at the sight of one

>>80566964
legit looks like a killing machine

Dude don't you know you're supposed to be sympathetic for the bugs? That was the entire point of the movie

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Probably not.

I'd shit myself when i realized my pissweak guns can't harm it and on the horizon is just a sea of them.

But aside from nigh invulnerability to small arms, and the fact there are literally trillions of them, they're not THAT terrifying a concept for an alien.

>>80566964
Just saw your image
Pants are fine

>>80566964
what are you trying to prove faggot?

>>80567016
HEY I'M FROM BUENOS AIRES AND I SAY KILL EM ALL

>>80566964

With any luck it'd be a flier and I'd get decapitated before I knew what was happening.

>>80567054
OMG you're a literal nazi

They deserve a place to stay in our country

>>80567016
I would like to know more.

Is this flase slag shit another meme to confuse us brainlets, like dat shrinking machine?

>>80567016
thats what your liberal maggot brain likes to believe.

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>>80567026
Starship Troopers remains for me one of the most brutal movies ever. I know it's all done is a comical tone and it's pretty great, but there are a staggering amount of amputations and that is practically a phobia for me. I literally feel anxiety like when the reporter dude gets rekt.

Such a great movie for making me feel uncomfortable with soft-core porn actors in lead roles.

>>80566964
I've got a fair amount of martial arts training and I think I could take one down if I could grab one of those think arms and twist it round. It's all in how you use your weight.

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>>80567054
>Brazil

>>80566964
How tall are they? Like 13 ft?

they look like the bugs from half life

>>80567098
No it's not a meme, you should let them kill you if that is a part of their culture. Bigot.

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>>80566964

Yeah no shit, it can rip a human to peices in seconds

I'd still prefer that though, then waiting a few hours helpless after being face raped by this

>>80567139
Well, Rico is 5'10 and they seem about twice the size of him.

>>80567159

Guess which came out first.

>>80567016
ONLY GOOD BUG IS A DEAD BUG

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>>80567174
>not just committing sudoku

God will understand

>>80567242

Worse case scenario is being coccooned and not being able to off yourself

>>80567101
>there are a staggering amount of amputations
is this what it's like to be a 90's born queer?

>>80567174
>Yeah no shit, it can rip a human to peices in seconds

Unless they injure you and take you to the brain bug so he can suck out your brains

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>>80567118
Buenos Aires is in Argentina.

>>80567101
I honestly think it's depressing as hell. All the characters are brainwashed into this cycle of more violence and insanity while also living horrible lives. The ending especially makes it clear. One of the few movies I don't think I could ever rewatch to be honest.

>>8056709
book = unironic fascism
movie = ironic fascism
i didnt realize this was a topic of debate

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>>80566964
>Be honest, you would shit your pants at the sight of one of these things.

Yeah but to be fair that's not saying much

You'd shit your pants if you were locked in a room with an unrestrained Tiger, too.

Shit let's not even go that far. An angry pit bull. You'd shit your pants if you were locked in a room with a pit bull that's pissed and ready to maul you.

>>80567408
The pitbull is less scary, a few well placed punches and kicks can take out one of those. Hell, shove your fist down their thoat, freaks them the fuck out.

It's when you're trying to escape them that you have a problem.

>Newsreels tell you to aim for the nerve stem
>Doesn't show you exactly where it is

I would like to know more

>>80567637
>The pitbull is less scary, a few well placed punches and kicks can take out one of those.

I would love to see someone try

>>80567408
The first thing my kung fu instructor, all the way back in 1991 taught me, was how to kill a rabid dog of any size. Shit was so cash.

Want to know more?

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>>80567637
>The enemy cannot shove their hand down your throat if they do not have a hand

>>80567739
lol ok mr badass

If you ever try it I'd love for you to post it on youtube

I'm pretty sure it would get millions of hits if you manage to take down an angry pit bull with "a few well placed punches and kicks"

Go ahead what's stoppin' ya?

>>80567774
Not him, but intentionally going after an angry pitbull for e-fame or to prove to someone on a Mongolian weaving forum that he can is retarded.

>>80567809
That's beside the point.

The point is that I think it's all bullshit

I've seen those fuckers in action.

You can't take one on with your bare hands.

That's all there is to it.

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>>80567739
>how to kill a rabid dog of any size

>>80566964
no because love wins and i dont discriminate based on race, black white, giant spider doesnt matter

>>80567739
everyone knows you fingerfuck the dog's asshole until he jizzes then he walks away

>>80567838
In fact I'll go even further and say that I believe mr badass over there would in fact cower in fear and hope the dog doesn't fuck him up too badly, but he's acting like he could actually get a couple of punches or kicks in

Things are very different when you have a fucking mandible that can literally crush cow bones (i've seen it happen!) around your fucking leg.

It's just not happening. You don't have a chance.

Sorry mr. tough guy, your karate teacher is full of shit.

>>80567879
is he biting your face off all that time though?

>>80567874
Imagine if the ST government was like the progressive governments of today.

>As you can see, these poor bugs are oppressed and they want to co-exist peacefully
>Brain bug comes in and drains the brain of one of the government officials.
>See, it is learning how to integrate into our culture.

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>>80567774
Hello, friend. I see that you have desired to know more. Punches and kicks are not the answer, although one certainly must not rule them out. The trick lies in lateral force.

A pitbull has, depending on the size of its head, anywhere between 200 to 250 lbs of "bite pressure" (longitudinal force.) This can be quite terrifying for any person to deal with. The lateral strength of its jaws, however? Not so much.

Essentially to kill such a beast, you're going to have to break its jaw sideways, in opposite directions.

Now, to do so, ideally your strongest hand will be cupping its lower jaw, with your palm underneath it on the chin. Your weakest hand will be placed over its upper-jaw and snout. Then, as violently as you can, push in opposite directions.

For example, if you're right-handed and your right hand is holding the lower jaw, you'll be pushing violently to the left, while your left hand, the weakest, will be pushing to the right. This will almost certainly dislocate and break any dog's jaw, even a Rottweiler's, because of their weak lateral strength and, more often than not, the dog will die from its injuries.

Want to know more?

>>80567895
you're dumb
proper dog trainers know exactly how to disable dogs of any weight or strength. It's not inconceivable a martial arts instructor would know the same thing.

>>80567958
why do that when you can just kick it in the stomach a couple times? Any grown man will kill the average dog in just a couple kicks, one is usually enough to send it to it's knees.

>>80566964
I wonder if their hatchlings are as hot as ours

i punched a dog to death when i was only a day old, its how my parents decide to keep the kids they have

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>>80567962
>>80567958
lol again, I've seen them in action.

I've seen a pit bull crunching cow bones like they were potato chips.

They are fucking animals, their reflexes and speed are beyond anything you can comprehend unless you actually see one attacking, by the time you throw a punch like >>80567754 says you will find that he has grasped said hand and you will be his bitch.

No other way around it.

The only way to contain them is if they hold back for their master or if you have some kind of tool or weapon.

I don't think any of you fuckers know just how vicious an animal can be. You think he's going to fight all gentlemany like a person and let you get a couple of pops in? HAHAHAHA stupid faggots

Also, tiger for reference

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJGFghrl4Fs

Notice how effortlessly he can drag you away and there's not a damn thing you can do about it.

Next one of you idiots will try to claim that you know how to disable a tiger lol

>>80568095
>Next one of you idiots will try to claim that you know how to disable a tiger lol
Well yeah, you shoot it until it drops

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>>80568095
You seem a little... perturbed. Perhaps you could do with a beginner's lesson to grow confidence? Our trainers are gentle and understanding for people of all ages, shapes and sizes. Even /tv/ posters.

>>80568193
>Well yeah, you shoot it until it drops

THANKS GAMEPRO!

>itt people fail to realize that starship troopers had a happy ending because the three main characters ended up living their highschool dream

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>>80568193
we're talking hand to hand have you even been paying attention?

we have a badass who thinks he can take down vicious fucking animals with some "well placed punches and kicks"

>>80568218
not at all.

I just happen to think everything you've said thus far is utter bullshit, is all, and I find your idiocy amusing.

With your karate master bullshit and fake bullshit spewing "master" all I can think of is pic related, sorry, that's how I picture you

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>>80567958
>The trick lies in lateral force.

suuuure whatever you say master karate man lol

>>80568238
It's more like itt: how to deal with pitbulls.

How did the first movie be so good but the others be so bad? Plus why the big budget drop between films?

>>80568323
>How did the first movie be so good but the others be so bad?
fuck off cunt

>>80567739
>The first thing my kung fu instructor, all the way back in 1991 taught me, was how to kill a rabid dog of any size.

>this is what weeaboos actually believe

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>>80568272
If it be your will, I certainly won't attempt to change it.

>>80568340
Don't tell me you liked Marauders or worse, Hero of the federation?

>>80567408

Grab their forelegs and pull in opposite directions, crushes their heart.

>>80568460
oh ok well good thing the fucking rabid dog will politely sit still so you can grab his legs in a one on one unarmed fight so you can apply some nice submission moves on him

He won't have his jaws tightly wrapped around your fucking arm the minute you reach out at him or anything because you know vicious animals are nice like that, they let you get a couple of moves in before tearing you to shreds

>>80568446
I told you to fuck off because you asked a stupid question

>>80568558
Ok, I get why they were worse, but I was asking more about how did they get so bad?

>>80568607
budget cuts

>>80568506
>implying the other arm isn't free to grab one leg and wrench it violently out of its socket

How new ARE you?

>>80568607
Are you fucking retarded? One is a big studio film the rest were straight to video shit.

>>80568632
>>80568689
I just find it so stupid that they would create movies that are so blatantly shit.

Like, do these people hate money?

>>80568738
no, they like money

which is why they decided to spend less on a movie that they know you would go see just because of the name regardless of how bad it was

You know, to make more money

I see similar things every week, it would just remind me that I haven't taken my meds

>>80566964
I own a 12 gauge Bellini shotgun with lots of high brass slug shells. Id kill anything creeping out of the corner of my eye

>>80566964
I'd fire on it's brain stem. That's how you kill a bug!

>>80566964
>Jeez would you look at that? Those things will rip you to shreds. Hey computer, let me know more.

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Just saying that if they grab you and start trashing around, picking a dog up by its hind legs usually trigger a reflex so they start trashing and just bite down for a while, then release.

No idea how are you going to do that by yourself, but if someone else is getting mauled, that may actually help.

Also
> DIZZY BEST GIRL

>>80569193
This movie was my first fap thanks to her.

>>80569429
Quality choice desu

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>>80567026
How is a 3 meter tall ant with half its body size in mandibles not terrifying?
At best, what it isn't is repugnant. It needed 4 more legs for that.

>>80568833
>it's
Man, they let just about anybody become a citizen nowadays.

>>80567377
Funny, I can watch it over and over. Even after immediately finishing it. The only part that gets me sad is when the chick dies in his arms

>>80568633
>implying that you would be able to ignore the pain of your armbones being snapped like twigs

>>80569648
Fight or flight nigga.

It just depends on what type of person you are and how much Adrenalin is being pumped.

I'd do my part and kill em' all. For Buenos Aires.

>>80569565

I figure we're talking from the perspective of a soldier drilled for and expecting space battle with weird shit. And in the realm of alien horrors melee bugs aren't that bad.

Of course the moment your guns don't work, yeah it's pretty scary.

>>80568810
They can retain an alarming amount of killing efficiency even after several limbs have been shot off

>>80569696
Except they were drilled against humans.

>Your enemy cannot pull the trigger if you disable his hand

Bugs don't pull triggers.

Why couldn't you take down a pitbull with a kick?
I mean it's fucking tiny compared to me. If I time it right the little fucker will go flying.

>>80569728

Still, they know of and have previously fought bugs before as evidenced by the ones in captivity and the previous wars fought by man.

>>80569818
Everything during bootcamp suggested the Federation were preparing for war against other humans, not bugs.

This could relate to whether the meteor was a false flag or not. Maybe they were planning against humans, saw this meteor and thought that the bugs could be a better alternative. This could also explain why Klendathu was so bad. Not only did they charge in head first into the enemy home territory with only ground troops, but they also were only trained against the idea of human enemies, not bugs.

>>80569863
How could you effectively train against bugs though?

>>80569914
virtual/ augmented reality

>>80569863

They don't want to win the war. They want to keep the war going indefinitely.

Klendathu is a lifeless barren rock lightyears away. They could just hammer the surface from orbit until it cracked open, but they keep sending troops to get turned into mince.

The government is a military one, it only has power so long as there's an enemy. And in the bugs they found a perfect enemy. Truly alien, terrifying, merciless, huge birth rate to replinish troops, and no chance of reaching peace.

The training just makes them soldiers, easy to order to their deaths. It looks impressive, lots of drills and target practice, but the fact a military government sends in unarmoured meatbags with peashooters against an enemy twice their size, armour plated, with no fear or pain, with probably 100x the numbers, well that says a lot about the true nature of the government.

>>80567712
People have killed grizzly bears in hand to hand combat.

Pitbulls are tough but you can beat em.

>>80566964
look at those sharp legs, they have no chance in the swamp

>>80566964
2bh theres a lot of fictional stuff that would make me shit my pants. my own personal ultimate nightmare would probably be if i was put onboard the USG Ishimura. i genuinely don't think id be able to operate at all, id just curl up in a corner and cry and try to commit suicide as quickly and painlessly as possible.

>>80568810
did you see how many fucking people it took to kill one of them at the start? literally hundreds of bullets, you'd fucking die so fast.

>>80566964
Very likely.

I would probably just stand completely still and cry. I might even be too scared to cry and just piss myself and stand shaking.

>>80570466

The Bugs are in the right. Someone post that speech the brain bug-controlled general makes.

>>80567637
They have lock jaw and shake their head back and forth tearing flesh/muscle. If you can't escape and don't have a weapon or someone to help you're fucked.

>>80567242

Got 12oclock 1,2 and 3 gif?

>>80567016
>Sent from iPhone
more like sent from your bug hole

>>80567637
I used to work in an animal shelter and one grabbed a girl in its pen and nearly tore her arm off. It took three trained people to get the dog off her. They grab hold, shake their head back and forth and do not let go. You can kick them and punch them and they don't stop. They only got it off by someone being brace enough to grab its collar and lift it off the ground. They were bred to kill.

>>80566964
Pull up that bug video Jaime.
Man, those things will tear you to shreds.

>>80567895
The only way I can see you getting the dog to stop attacking you is if you have a free hand while it's mauling you and you can somehow gouge an eye out. If you're alone and have no help you're pretty much fucked.

>>80568095
I guess the best way to kill a pitbull that's set on killing you is to let it get an arm and use the other hand to scoop its eyes out.

Or maybe landing a lucky kick.

>>80567958
They have lock jaw you fucking idiot. If it's mouth is clamped around you and you try that it will just change direction and bite your fucking fingers off. Also if it's biting your throats that plan won't really work now will it? It's not like the dog is just going to sit their and let you stick your hands in/ around it's jaw if you are dealing with an aggressive animal. I've worked in an animal shelter for four years with dogs locked in quarantine for killing people and other animals. The only thing you can do is if someone is getting attacked is get behind it and grab its hips and lift it's legs off the ground and keep holding on. This isn't safe however because if you let go the dog will just whip around and attack you instead. You can hit them or spray a pressure hose on them but mostly getting them off is pure luck/ bravery.

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>>80570466
>Hammer surface from orbit
>Have anti-orbital bugs that can split capital ships in half with a single blast
Good luck senpai

>>80568001
A pitbull was bread for fighting and killing. If you kick it in the stomach it's most likely going to turn around and bite your leg and drag you down and maul you.

>>80569791
They can weigh 50kg and are solid muscle. Jesus you people are fucking stupid. It's not a fucking chihuahua.

>>80570466

Congratulations, you just stumbled upon literal fascism.

Thats real fascism, a militant society, where serving your "country" is required to become a citizen/attain status.

The aztecs had a primitive caste form, the Romans were the origin of fascism and the Nazis perfected it.

Thats what Starship troopers is all about. A militant society NEEDING constant war to keep peace at home and allow "willing" individuals to prove themselves in the hierarchy by combat.

Thats why fascism is so abhorred by the leftists nowadays, because it requires constant "endemic warfare", which the USA had for the last decade.

>>80572634
it's just a couple of sheltered redditfags who think they're masters of kung fu

>>80573246

Im not those guys, but Ive been around dogs all my life and the key to a pitbull attack is the "jump". If you are actually fast enough/strong enough to not get caught by the first jump, you can actually fight it.

Granted, youll loose half your leg muscles if he goes for it, but with a knife you can fuck it up before it locks onto you.

>>80572522
It was bread for it? Bread?

You're a complete moron.

>>80573392
Pitbulls make delicious sandwiches anon.
But yeah I wrote bread.

>>80567774
>Go ahead what's stoppin' ya?

ohhh cringe this millenial thinks the be all end all of life is recognition on youtube

holy fucking cringe, I love that these are the people im competing with in the business world. So fucking easy. Keep those hard working Asians out I want to compete against cucked Americans only.

>>80568095
>man-eating tiger
is it true you gotta kill any tiger/lion that eats human because they get a taste for it? sounds like bullshit but then again nature is wierd

>>80576141
its not that they get a taste for it just that human pose literally no fucking threat to the thing if they are alone

see some documentaries about india, and why they hunt the fucking things

you cant go take a shit in the jungle cuz if you are by your self there is like a 5% chance that you will be fucking mauled by tigers

also to retards that argue about fighting a fucking pitbull

my friend has 2 american staffords about 35 kilos each and ether one of them would murder you in less than a minute

now imagine a fucking pitbull, you people are delusional

>also bait

>>80572500
They thought the bugshits were "just lights" and realized somebody made a mistake after the ships started going down. Obviously they could avoid these slow moving things if they knew about them I'm advance.

>>80572185
Watching that thing jam it's tentacle straw into the guy's head and suck out his brain is the most disturbing part of the movie for me.

I was and still am bothered by the complete lack of explanation of how a species with no technology can be a multi-planet empire

also the complete lack of tanks, Infantry fighting vehicles, close air support ect. it makes the federation seem so much more edgy than it has to be

>muh human wave to thin the herd

the bugs and the feds suck equally hard

>>80567026
>my pissweak guns can't harm it

They were over-penning like crazy. Simply re-tool up for everyone to start shooting polymer tipped varmint load and watch them liquefy.

They might have been bulletproof in the book though. Can't remember.

>>80577690

Nah, there's another type of brain bug I meant. A spider that forces itself inside you and takes control of your brain.

>>80572500
BRRRAAAAP

Just post Dizzy

I am more scared of those fucking BETAS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DmY46tIxoE

>>80566964
More like try to fuck it

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Why are y'all talking about pibbles like they're something to be afraid of? Have you ever interacted with one?

>>80569728
Even if they'd been drilled against humans, they knew they were going to be fighting bugs. "I'm from Buenos Aires and I say kill 'em all" and all that. And I'm tempted to agree with the guy for the soldiers' persp thing. You jump out of the plane with 20 guys on your side, giganto-gun in hand, with another 200 guys around you, facing an enemy with no guns that has to walk up to you to hit you. You're probably too hype and adrenalized to feel scared.

>>80580574
yeah i've seen one from up close, it lunged on a friend of mine for no reason and tried to tear his fucking leg off

the owner was right there and he killed it with a hammer because there was no other solution and my friend was bleeding buckets

that shit happened in spain, during a school trip