Is Michael Cera's character in Juno the biggest cuck in

>>80562434
You're thinking of Michael Cera's character in Scott Pilgrim vs. the World.

>>80562434
He's a weak man, but he's literally the opposite of a cuckold

>>80562434
Considering hes the only one who fucks her I'd say no

>>80562462

You're thinking of Michael Cera's character in Arrested Development.

>>80562462
>Father allows Mother to give away their child
I saw it from that angle for the first time today. I've never heard such an immasculating story.

Michael Cera's character in Magic Magic
>Juno Temple will never hold your face against her pussy
jdimsa

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>>80563180
Magic magic is really great in a bad way
>Build up build up
>White girl problems
>then it's over

>>80562434
>>80562462
>>80563180
>>80562505
>Getting typecast as a cuck
This is truly the darkest timeline any actor could face

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>>80562505

So is Jesse Eisenberg the Alpha version of Cera?

>>80563180
>Juno Temple will never hold your face against her pussy
Show me.

>>80562542
I think Pilgrim is more cucked. Bleeker didn't want the kid.
But seriously Pilgrim is egregious
>Fall in love with emotionally unstable used goods
>Defeat all of her past flames and have to listen to all of her half-assed explanations about why she's a gigantic slut
>Genuinely believe you have any future with a girl who's lied and cheated her way from man to man (to woman)
Being young is drooling over Mary Elizabeth Winstead. Growing up is realizing Knives was the better grill all along.

>>80563723
No

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>>80563798
Kim was better than Knives in every way and you know it

>>80563873
Both of them are far better than Ramona and that was my main point.

>>80563908
but Scott and Ramona are both horrible fucking people, and that why they complete each other

>>80563723
Jesse Eisenberg is the talentless rangeless version of Michael Cera.

>>80563978
Scott wasn't exemplary by any means but Ramona is a woman no man should ever be with.

>>80563986

give me examples of michael cera's range.

>>80563986
How in the fuck does Michael Cera have "range"

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>>80562434
no this is

>>80563986
Eisenberg has at least two voices
Thats twice more than Cera

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>please can i have sex with you

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>>80563180
OK, what does jdimsa mean?

Lewd pic in return.

>>80564039
Magic Magic - He learned Spanish for it and another
Youth In Revolt
Arrested Development
all different
Jesse Eisenberg only learned to suck dick for roles. He does his lame fast-talk bumbly shit in every single film.
He's garbage.

>>80564017
Fucking this. I was really thinking i was the only one who sees Ramona Flowers as the worst woman in fiction. Bryan Lee O'Malley is a talentless hack, specially on character creation.

>>80564239
that was the point
hence why Gideon was the true hero and treated her like a slut

>>80564109
Saw this for the first time today

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>>80562434
He was funnier before he became a tranny.

>>80562434
>cuck
Learn the meaning of words before you try to use them in sentences.

>>80563669
Nah, there's always roles for cucks. As long as you don't end up as a cuck in the real world it's all fine.

>>80564239
Wasn't Ramona based on his gf at the time who he's split with?

Really gives the noggin a joggin

>>80564239
I think O'Malley is just a giant liberal faggot himself who honestly believes whores like Ramona deserve a second (or in this case eighth) chance.

>>80562542
You're retarded; it's only cucked if the father wanted the kid.

If anything Jason Bateman got cucked because he

1.) clearly wanted to fuck Juno and talk about Sonic Youth

2.) ended up getting his relationship destroyed when his wife decided to raise Michael Cera's mistake baby

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>>80562434
>Rawdogs dyke pussy
>Nuts inside
>Has to pay zero (0) child support

Nigga, what?

>>80564591
This

>>80563669
>getting work in Hollywood that doesn't require getting molested or contracting an STD

Sounds like a win.

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>>80564591
this and fucking kekd

>>80564165
Just Die In My Sleep Already

>>80564165
it's pretty jarring and kinda weird to see a baby bump on someone so under developped. looks like they taped a baby bump on a 12 year old kid.

>>80562505
You're thinking of Michael Cera