HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>80555839
literally who?

>>80555839
Good for her for admitting it.

You can tell it's low energy and just bad from the clips released.

>>80555839
You want to know something. I thought the same thing. Why make a movie that looks like the original? Just like Ghost in the Shell. Why make essentially the first episodes into a movie.

>>80555839
>It vainly attempts to pretend there's something there that wasn't there before
Are they talking about Emma's tits?

>>80555941
Shekels

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>>80555839
sup

>>80555941
Money bucks. Films are not art

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>>80555839
Saw it this morning. It's ok. Not as good as the cartoon. [Spoilers] Lots of black people that felt out of place. Two gay moments. Mrs. Potts didn't bring the heart the cartoon version did. CGI beast was hit or miss from scene to scene. Emma be pushing Muh Femonizam left, and right.

Gaston doesn't sing the line "And every last inch of me is covered with hair" because hes a cold blooded pretty boy now.

They try forcing a Toy Story 3 type death scene at the end where our heros almost die.
Also had some interacial scenes between white men and black females.

>>80555912
>it's low energy
This so hard. It was Over two fucking hours, and kinda low energy.

never watched this flick

why is a girl dating another species

>>80556801
>Lots of black people that felt out of place.
Oh God

>>80556889
its a curse

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>>80556889
>why is a girl dating another species
that's what liberals are trying to force now

>>80555839
>Genevieve Valentine

Just like my jRPGs.

A gay coworker called this movie "fabulous" several times in 2 minutes.

How gay is this movie?

>>80556801
That's a really cute pic

>>80555839
Fuck Disney

/co/mrade here. It's that the same lady wrote that badass Catwoman run where she was a mob boss?

>>80556994
The scene where Belle pegs Beast with Lumiere is a little much, but the rest is fine.

>>80556801
>white males and black females

I'm ok with this.

>>80556801
>Two gay moments

Ummmmmm, so what were they??

>>80557088
Why? It still results in nonwhite kids.

>>80555839
so where's the beauty?

I really hope this isn't terrible because my girlfriend is making me see it.

>>80557137
Good question.

I mean look don't get me wrong I'd go in the sack with Emma Watson, but she's more fit to play maid than the fucking Beauty. Total miscast.

>>80555839
It's 2017

If you don't support disneymarvel you are alt-right

>>80557096
>>80556801
Please answer

>>80556933
>doesn't know about the FANTASY genre

0/10 for making me reply

>>80556801
>They try forcing a Toy Story 3 type death scene at the end where our heros almost die.
what happens?

>>80555839

Stronk woman coming through! Does Hollywood actually make money off Feminist Kino?

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>>80555839
>turning down la la land for this

>>80557391
>>>/sp/

>>80555839
I saw it and its great though. Wow you posted another predictably bad review in a sea of majority good reviews. /tv/ pulling this shit when the film is actuaply legit and captures the disney feeling better than any live action has

>haven't seen one positive review posted when there are hundreds on imdb youtube letterboxd and rt
Makes you ponder

>>80557139
she's not your gf, you are his walking wallet

>>80557310
Gaston fucks Le Fag in the ass while the people at the tavern dance to The Way I Mate by Rednex

>>80557718
Ha she has to pay because she picked the movie.

>>80557391
>turning down
she wishes

>>80557860
Evil Wh*te Ryan Gosling pulled some strings to get her out of the project

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>>80557096
>>80557310
There were two gay moments in the film. Both of them come almost at the very end of the film. The first one was during the castle fight scene. The large enchanted Wardrobe attacks the villages at the end as she does in the animated film by dressing three of the town men as woman. Two of the men run off screaming while one enjoys being dressed up as a woman and starts smiling,and walks off like a diva. The same man that enjoyed being turned into a female ends up dancing romantically with Lefou at the end of the film. During the ending musical number "beauty and the beast" everyone partners up to dance at the ball. The gay male ends up getting partnered up with Lefou by "mistake" during a dancing partner swap.

>>80557470
>majority good reviews
>68% on RT
For a Disney movie that's garbage tier.

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>>80556801
>Also had some interacial scenes between white men and black females.

You have my attention.

>>80557947
>this triggers the conservative countries
le kek

>>80556801
>Lots of black people that felt out of place.

Sounds like modern France.

faggots: the movie

>>80555839
>mfw my normie friends don't want to see this because they think watson is an ugly belle

Its not a meme. She really isn't pretty enough to carry this.

>>80558166
your normie friends have shit taste

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>>80558035
>tfw stumbled upon a pornsite where black women give white dudes handjobs

>>80558166
You have friends. You're the normie, normie.

>>80558308
What site? For research.

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>>80557333
The Beast dies, with his bloody EYES OPEN. The flower dies. All of the enchanted objects start to lose their lives one by one as they start to turn into lifeless objects. Mrs Potts starts crying out for her son Chip because she wants to see him one last time before she dies, but doesn't find him in time. Mrs potts face fades away and turns into a lifeless tea Pott still crying out for her son. Chip almost crashes to the grown as he loses his life in mid air as he makes a jump.

The clock and candle say their good byes to each other. but find it hard to speak because they are no longer able to move their mouths as they turn into 100% lifeless objects. They all die.

The lady sitting next to me in the theater said "This is the worst Disney movie ever" with a sad voice.

>>80558402
JUST
U
S
TOTAL

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>>80557961
And every sibgle disney film recently in the 80s and 90s has been shit. Nothing good was ever non controversal its only slightly polarizing. The metacritic score equates to a 80s RT score. Most negative reviews have a correlation of being and looking like neneckbeards.

Ill take it over the utter shit like jungle book finding dory I could go on dr strange that gets 90%. You all meme that RT doesnt matter. A majority of audiences have confirmed to enjoy it and over 2/3 top critics and over 2/3 normal critics liked it. Who cares about the number and who cares about making comparisons when every filmcam be unique. Cinderella and The Jungle book are older remakes the negative reviews are from faggots who can't deal with a cartoon getting made properly 25
years later. Disney wanted to do a live action version before the cartoon.

I know I seem like a shill but I'm not. I generally hate all these movies getting praised nowadays for being nothing.

>>80557947
hol up

this is the gay shit everyone is talking about?

uhhhh

>Emma Watson turned down La La Land for this

oh i am laffin

Imagine being Zachary the no taste plebeian right now
>waifu you samefag damage control fro 20 hours at a time confirmed slut
>waifu latest movie is even worse than a flick
fucking christ

>>80557391
>making reportedly twice emma stones net worth for this one movie
Good for her. She did low budget low salary roles since potter she knew Colonia wouldn't be successful because it wouldn't be distributed. She reportedly will make 15-18M for BATB.

And she deserves it she's underrated and popular. Everyone can't stop talking about her even you. Shes a draw. The batb trailer had 70 million view on her facebook. Not only that La La Land was blatant oscairbait and had a shitty script fuck yourself /sp/

>>80557131
>Doesnt want to inseminate and infiltrate the nigger genepool and improve it from the inside.

its our duty as the white man to show our lesser brothers the way to true enlightenment.

>>80558569
>slut
Found the virgin

>>80558604
>virgin
Found the FUCKING FAGGOT

>Emma reportedly making hary potter money for this film
>"beauty is a box office 'beast'"
BASED EMMA

>>80558577
>>80558604
>whiteknighting a millionaire actress
Pathetic

>>80555839
>never make facial expressions to appear aloof and superior
>"i'm an actress"

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>March release

>stupid retarded goys still think studios will release their best stuff now

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>>80555839
Just came back from a showing of it. It was of course not as good as the original but it was pretty good. Emma was actually maybe the worst part of it whenever belle is supposed to feel enchanted or enraptured by the magic of the castle I just felt she wasn't selling it enough, but there is one stand out moment where Emma is singing Madame Gaston where she just really sells being upset really well.
The opening was the worst part I guess because the actors hammed it up in a really boring way for the townie song.
Generally the musical direction was less appealing to me then the original as well on Be Our Guest they lost the sorta slight off set on the choral parts during the rising part towards the end as well as the singers singing a lower harmony on it and that bugged the hell out of me.
It was still a lot of fun and I can see a young child going to see this in the theaters and growing up loving it so I think it did its job just fine.

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>>80558308
tfw the color contrast as he slips it inside her

>>80558760
That's a lot of writing so I'm not going to read it. Give to me straight: Do we see her feet?

>>80558858
I don't really remember. Maybe I remember a scene with shoes or something. Oh actually for the majority of the first part of the movie Belle has the end of her dress tied up in her belt to increase her range of motion so I bet you can see her feet there.

>>80558940
Bare feet?

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>>80559113
I don't fucking know man I came here to talk about fucking movies not feet.

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>>80555839
>>80555901

Here she is, she is a writer of SF/Fantasy novels, short stories and Catwoman for DC Comics.

(questionabletastetheatre.tumblr)

>>80556889
>>80556933

#WhiteGirlsFuckDogs

>>80558035
>>80558308
>>80558376
this is embarrassing

>>80559198
You came to the wrong place, bud.

>goes for a direct remake of the animated movie
>not going for any of the hundreds of other batshit crazy versions like when the Tiger licks off her skin at the end

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>>80555839
>Cinderella has a better score

Truly best Disney girl.

>>80559208
>south americans are white

>>80557947
This reminds me of some shitty facebook meme I saw that mentioned how nobody gave a shit when Bugs Bunny was kissing dudes back in the day, but now the """alt-right""" or conservicucks or whatever you want to call them are just as bad as the sjws screaming and crying about everything that offends them.

>>80558592
That's retarded logic. just let them kill eath other off and make more white kids. Having half nigger babies helps nobody.

>>80555941
The live action Cinderella is kino and follows the original

>>80556801
Are the gay moments flamboyant "look at us we're gay isn't that great" or is it just normal relationship interactions that happen to be done with two men/women?

>>80557947
But this is making fun of gay people not supporting them

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>>80558039
>>80558472
>>80559589
How's your wife's son?

>>80557947
Hm. That's not so bad, it's more like those old Looney Tunes gags.

But doesn't it have Lefou pining for Gestan though? How does it portray that?

>>80555839
>Let Watson have creative control over designing the dress

fucking

why

>>80557391
W E N G E R O U T

>>80559718

at least i have a wife, virgin

inb4
>hurr durr cuck durrrrrrr

>>80558402
That actually sounds pretty sad and emotional if it weren't for the fact that I know there would be some copout cheesy ending where everybody lives happily ever after.

God forbid Disney do something original with an IP though.

>>80555839
>3D BTFO
>2D is the preferred story telling medium

Weebs were right all along...

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>The classic 1946 French version of Beauty and the Beast (La Belle et la Bête) featured an opening epigraph that explained the concept behind director Jean Cocteau’s live-action fairy tale: “Children believe what we tell them. They have complete faith in us.” That faith gets compromised in the new live-action musical Beauty and the Beast. Its attempt to sneakily indoctrinate children (and adults) into Disney Corporation banality recasts the nature of parent-child (and Hollywood-consumer) relations so that that bond is subsumed in state-sponsored political correctness. This new version — with its feminist Belle (Emma Watson), a crude, chauvinist-male Beast (Dan Stevens), and a “diverse” underclass of servants and objects-come-to-life (performed by Josh Gad, Audra McDonald, Emma Thompson, Ewan McGregor) — is a fairy tale that confuses liberal social engineering with “magic.”

>Viewers — particularly parents — who cannot discern the difference between entertainment and propaganda may have already been duped by Disney’s long-standing entertainment hegemony. It’s a mistake to think that such propaganda is innocent storytelling. This Millennial Beauty and the Beast becomes grim progressive silliness when it erases basic gender distinctions and politicizes the background and experience of the commoner Belle and the aristocratic Beast. It’s a blockbuster touting specious lessons in Occupy logic and “tolerance.”

>>80559772
>WELL AT LEAST I'M NOT A VIRGIN, JUST A KEK
>INB4 KEK DURR

Not that I expect common sense from you.

The racial pairing was so obvious. Pretty much every couple in the closing scene of the film was a black and white person.

Does anyone else find this recent "fashy goy anime praise Kek God emperor trump shadilay" Reddit/pol stuff cringe as hell? It's about as funny as Filthy Frank.

>>80559718
what did your picture have to do with my post?>>80558472

>>80559845

>kek kek kek kek am i funny yet kek kek

whats it like to have a thought process based entirely on childish internet memes, you alt-right fedora loser?

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>>80556801
>Gaston doesn't sing the line "And every last inch of me is covered with hair"
>mfw

Emma is very cute in that picture though.

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>>80559995
>have a thought process based entirely on childish internet memes
>alt-right fedora

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>>80559888

Trips of truth!

>>80560054

whats the matter? hit too close to home? go clean your vape coils again

>>80557391

The insane part is that Beauty & Beast will make a lot more money than La La Land and also propel her career further (she would NEVER have gotten a oscar for her acting) than La La Land would.

From a career perspective, she wins.

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>>80559888
hello CIA

>>80559746
>But doesn't it have Lefou pining for Gestan though? How does it portray that?

They really don't. During the gaston song he gets a little touchy, but that was kind of in the animated movie as well. Gaston asks "how have you not been scooped up by a woman" and lefou says he's too clingy. A couple of times Lefou acts mildly moral and questions the evil shit gaston does, and gaston threatens him. At the end Gaston leaves Lefou crushed under a piano instead of saving him, and lefou joins the furniture in warding off townspeople. Lefou says to mrs. potts "I was on Gaston's side, but we're in a bad place right now"

That's basically it.

The new content and songs were shitty. The scene where they teleported to paris and had some black plague backstory was unnecessary. But maybe that was in the original fairytale or something.

The only thing this movie did better than the animated original was when the furniture was basically turning into lifeless furniture and they slowly faded out. Almost shed a tear there.

>>80558858
Footfags belong in the same circle of hell as pedos, shit/piss/diaperfags, furfags, and mommy posters

>>80560673
You forgot fartfags

>>80559636

For literally 1.5 seconds or less, Lefou and some other guy get paired up to dance and look at each other maybe a little more intensely than would be normal.

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>>80558592
This, nothing makes niggers more mad

>>80558858

We get to see Beast's paws and feet as he transforms

>>80559820
Literally our guy

>>80559995
> everything that offends me is le alt-right boogeman

Pathetic 2bqhwy famalam

>>80559820
Damn. That's brutally on point.

>>80560757
>all the white woman are clearly fat
>all the black women are thin and with chads

Really makes you think.

>>80560752
That sounds more like it's using homosexuality as a joke to be made fun of rather than some progressive pro-gay representation

>>80559820
king.. no.... god of /tv/

>>80555839
How can they ruin beauty and the beast? It is the archetypal hero story/coming of age story for a girl. You have Belle, a girl, who to rescue her father lives with the beast, a symbol of the unknown. This is a transition all young girls have happen as they grow into women and replace the masculine father figure with that of a husband. During her time with him she learns to love him and he becomes beautiful. She transforms the unknown into the unknown and in the process secures a treasure, her happy marriage and completes her journey into adulthood.

It is perfect. How do you destroy something so simple and beautiful.

>>80556801
>all of this
>it's ok

There is a 'Beauty' in your "Beauty and the Beast" film, right?

>>80559599
Still haven't gotten to fractions in school, eh?

>>80560757
this is actually being pushed by the media much more than WW/BM seriously just look up interracial on Instagram and see all the shilling of this pairing you get and it is precisely to antagonize black men to become more radical, not even joking

>>80560868

Basically. That and the part another anon mentioned where the wardrobe dresses up 3 men in dresses and one of them gets some super gay look and sashays off.

Hardly pro gay at all. Just "haha lets laugh at men subverting expected masculinity." Russia probably would have laughed if they bothered to actually look into this "controversy"

>>80559788
But it's an obvious fake out because everyone knows the spell will get lifted.

>>80560961

It wasn't awful. But it was a bad movie in that it did most of what the original did but worse, and the new stuff they added was mediocre at best and song/pacing ruining at worst

I really hope it wasn't alan menkin who wrote the new songs/verses because he must have been phoning it in if so

>>80560673
What's wrong with mommyposting?

>>80560848
That's the point of the pic famalam, it's a /fit/ memr

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Should be "Beauty and the Bite"

>>80560979
Your logic is flawed if you think having nigger kids is going to help whites,, or even blacks for that matter. Those half niggers tend to just have kids with other niggers. .

>tfw this movie kills worst emma (((watson))) career dead
feelsgooddesu

>>80559820
Haha what a verbose moron.

It's a bad movie cause it's a crap story poorly acted.

>>80561047
If you have to ask, you need to be gassed.

>>80555839
Looks like the feminist dykes are out in force because they can't stand seeing a young beautiful girl who is feminine.

>>80559636
>homosexual relationships are normal

>>80559199
>Catwoman for DC Comics
is it good? I like Catwoman, but I haven't bought or read a comic book ever since 2010.

>>80561278
Read the post again anon
I am referring to relationship acts that are considered to be normal, not that gays are statistically normal

>>80561091
Bullshit. It's being praise left and right for it;s very pro woman approach having her be the inventor and the scene they showed in the trailer with her fighting back against the wolves when in reality she would have shit herself.

>>80559820
fuck me in the ass based god

>>80561233
Isn't Watson a feminist dyke tho

>>80561078
Wrong, most of do not have kids with other blacks.

the politicalness didn't really bother me, I did laugh when they reveal at the end that the feather duster girl is the utterly incompetent President of magic in the Fantastic Beasts flick.

Emma Watson is such a shitty actress. Gal Gadot is probably better. Emma's entire Little Town segment was so fucking painful to watch, it is the most disconcerting movie going experience I've ever had. I literally had to look away from the screen and cover my ears. though at the same time I found her pathetic attempts at acting so absurd it had me chuckling. she looked dazzling though.

btu she really needs to take acting classes. just because she's made 12 films doesn't mean she knows how to act. she's still at the same level as she was during her Harry Potter days.

>>80556801
>white men and black females
OY VEY

>>80556801
>Gaston doesn't sing the line "And every last inch of me is covered with hair"

soiled it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8coX8VkUKY8

>>80559820
B A S E D

>>80557852
cuck

Is Emma Watson finally getting stuffed? I'm sick of her shit

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>>80559820
Funny how /tv/ constantly cries about /pol/ on the board yet Armond is literally /pol/ incarnate.

You guys are just tsundere for /pol/.

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>>80559772
KEK ARE YOU SAYING YOU HAVE A WIFE'S SON

BE HONEST

This movie is probably total shit but I like Dan Stevens a lot so I'm happy he's getting big roles. I might see it just for him desu

>>80556116
THE CIRCLE EVER RETURNETH

>>80559820
our guy

>>80560988
black men unironically have low self esteem with women

Every race worships white men because they see them both as a symbol of achievement and wealth.

Sounds like I'm a cuck spammer, but that's truth. If you ever go to some forum based around insecurity with women, a lot of them are minorities.

>>80555839
where do they learn to eye fuck the camera like that

>>80561375
>is it good?

It's being written by a woman with short hair and rectangular eyeglasses in 2017, what do you fucking think?

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>Beauty & The Beast was Howard Ashman's opus and he produced it despite literally dying
>Remaking someone's opus

It was doomed to be completely insincere to start with.

I'm way more excited for Don Hahn's documentary about Ashman than I am this pile of shit.

>>80562998
Hymie's dungeon.

>>80561160
You have to accept the dark and rich beauty of sexuality, my friend. It is in the nature of man to want milkies.

>>80555839
Her face looks so disgruntled in repose, it's like she's incapable of being satisfied with anything.

BLACKED when?

>be Belle
>want to save your father
>push him out of the cell so hard he falls to the ground
>Beasts grabs him by the leg and slowly drags him out of the dungeons
>"don't hurt him!"

>>80563038
I disapprove of the inflationary use of the word "opus" to mean "magnum opus".

>>80559718
>not talking about SJWs
>posts this image

what did you mean by this?

>>80556801
>Gaston doesn't sing the line "And every last inch of me is covered with hair"
This makes me more mad than everything
All the feminism bullshit
All the niggers placed that don't belong there
Homo scenes
And race mixing in fucking South Tyrol that still probably to this day has never had a fucking non-white resident
And they STILL had to make sure to push the feminization of the white man by saying body hair is ewww
Fuck these people, they WILL see a rope in our lifetime

>>80557391
>Wenger
>still in
?????

>>80561043

It was Tim Rice

I was actually shocked that his new songs were so bland because the songs he wrote in Ashman's stead for the Broadway musical were quite good and preserved a lot of Ashman's lyrical sense/humor.

>>80562349
Armond is literally better than /pol/ though. He can actually talk without spouting old tired memes and articulates himself to the highest standards, rather than just aimlessly filling maybe one good sentence with pure impotent rage the rest of the post.

>>80562349
We've turned this board into a clone of us twice and both times has resulted in new mods who are SJW's and reddit janitors who slame everyone with PC bullshit as a push back
I can't really blame you guys for hating us since everything time we redpill you you get fucked up the ass by leftists in retaliation
We're still right though

>>80563182

Point is that it was Howard Ashman's greatest work and the rest of the Disney Renaissance post-Aladdin wouldn't have fallen so flat if he had lived.

Hell, he'd probably be running Disney Theatrical today if not the entire company. It's no mistake that Roy E. Disney called him "another Walt"

Saw it earlier today.

It's a bad, boring movie that just isn't fun to watch.

Worst of all the kids were really disappointed and that angered me the most.

I was forced into seeing this movie with my sister and her three children, all of whom I love very much. They were so disappointed. I've never seen kids so let down by a Disney movie

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>>80563430
Memes are how you win, though.

>>80557391
WENGER OUT

>>80555839
Is it bad that I was looking forward to this?

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>>80563639

>>80563466
The point is that it makes sense that someone who naively quotes corporate myth-making is apt to misuse words. Howard Ashman was just some fucking toilet like the others working for Disney.

>>80563639
Nah. I was kinda hoping it would be good too because it was coming out when my sister and her kids were in town. I live in LA and took the kids to the Disney El Capitan theater in Hollywood. It's literally the most lack luster and disappointing Disney film ever made.

Like Evans is the only good part of this movie. The scenes that didn't involve him were fucking underwhelming as shit. Emma Watson is stiffer than the damn furniture.

>>80563780
Well fuck, it doesn't come out where I live for another week.

Might not even bother seeing it now.

>>80555941
Ghost in the shell is at least make significant deviations from the original (though likely to its detriment)

>>80560673
You forgot brapposters

>>80556801

>Also had some interacial scenes between white men and black females.

BLEACHED

>>80555839
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6qDPCh33fg
what did he mean by this?

>>80558577

Correct me if im wrong, because im not actually familiar with the subject, but wasn't she caught in tax fraud?

>>80560673
Add GOTfags and TWDfags to the list.

>>80564220
stop spamming your gay video.

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>>80559820
Holy shit can you give me a source on that pls, is it Rotten Tomatoes?

>>80555839

More like beast and the beast

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>There's a guy doing gay things for literally 5 seconds as a joke and some of the characters are black now
>Cultural Marxism! Truly and obviously a feminist conspiracy to weaken the male agenda

I mean I'll give you it sucks for several other reasons but if that's your biggest complaint then you shouldn't be surprised that no one likes you

FUCKING GOAT MOVIE
While the old cartoon had it's disney magic, this was on a whole new level.
>But my racial purity!
Kys
>But my no fags!
I feel like the total screen time devoted was less than 5 second total, and that's split between two scenes

>Dat BONJOUR
>Dat no one X's like Gaston
>Dem new songs, DAT LONELY TOWER
>Dat BE MY GUEST
>Dat fight scene

>>80557391
>Turning down la la land to be Belle for a whole new generation, and then some
Gee, I wonder why she'd do that.

>>80563877
Pretty much every incarnation of GITS (comics, movies, series, ovas) does its own thing in terms of plot while sticking to the setting and generally the overarching themes. The new one is essentially staying true to this form, intentionally or not. It'd be more worrying if they were straight-up trying to remake one of the other pieces.

>>80555839
to the surprise of absolutely no one with a brain

>>80555839
My girlfriend went and saw it with her friend and came back really happy and said it was a great movie

Pretty much everyone I know who has seen it said it was bad.

>>80562349
4chan has always been /pol/ in the sense that it was always politically incorrect. We always said nigger, we always pulled no punches when it came to women who deserved scorn and scrutiny. /pol/ is just /new/ but with racial awareness and a no censorship approach to speech.

>>80566161
Wrong. 4chan was very liberal until /pol/ and its reddit army invaded.

wtf, i love genevieve valentine now

>>80566198
Nope, just you chanology faggots that took "Anonymous" seriously.

>>80566198
>/pol/
>Liberal

You would see skinheads and communists arguing daily. I guess they all hated the Bush administration but that didn't make them liberal.

This movie is a straight up snooze fest.

>>80566198
>libertarian

>>80566161
4chan used nigger mostly because it was politically incorrect yes. Hence why we called each other niggers and faggots. Today its lost its edge almost completely in that sense and is now "edgy" in the sense that it is actually directed at gays and blacks.

Could this be Disney's first major critical bomb?

>>80566198
No, 4chan is just inherently anti establishment and you happened to join during the Bush Administration. Then the Obama administration was literally the same thing so new memes happened.

>>80555839
>woa random person on internet with no credentials says thing!

>HA HA!

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>>80559199
>writer of Catwoman for DC Comics
>"Okay, so in this scene Selina's feet are important because ____________."
This woman is my hero and I will always protect her from online bullies.

>>80557131
>open minded comment
>racist response
you outed yourself, stormnigger

>>80555839
The cartoon was also shit, didn't stop it from making buck though. Kids will eat this shit up. It doesn't have to be a cinematic masterpiece, it has to entertain children.

>>80566412
This honestly. If it's some major publication then I could see it but it's so easy and profitable to shit out some inflammatory article that makes people argue on both sides. You might as well just point at a post on 4chan and say "___ GTFO". Online no name articles are beyond worthless when it comes to opinion pieces.

>>80556801
>Lots of black people that felt out of place

I always have to wonder what place you retards hail from when you think three or four black people is "out of place".

Remember, Les Trois Mousquetaires was written by a black man?

>>80561052
is this the emma roberts dating sim

>>80566044
>She went "out with a friend", "came back very happy" and said "it was a great movie" when it's been called terrible almost unanimously

What did she mean by this?

>>80562958
citations needed.
Blacks self report the highest overall levels of self satisfaction.

r9k, I'm certain, is also full to brimming with white guys. It seems kind of like you're just running with a narrative you're choosing.

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>>80555839

>>80557947
>>80559746
Lefou was never a fag, he was a sycophant.

>>80561375

Yes her Catwoman run was actually really good. One of the best post-Flashpoint comics, IMO, and the best Catwoman comics in the past 10 years.

>>80566588

>in the past 10 years

More like of all time, behind Brubaker.

>>80566559
Who?

>>80555839
>And draped over everything is a veil of self-consciousness that's hard to shake. It's two hours of a movie quietly apologizing for existing even as it launches into another group number

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>>80566558
>r9k, I'm certain, is also full to brimming with white guys
where can i find some mexican robots memeing in spanish? or some blacks >tfwnogfing in some ebonics shit? i want some exotic feels

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>>80557391

I've ad enuf of this senpai!

Just got back from it. I liked it more than I thought I would. I don't really have any gripes other than Kevin Kline seemed like he was phoning it in. Pretty good otherwise. Nothing offensive. Watson was super cute and perfectly cast.

>>80565232

http://www.nationalreview.com/article/445866/disney-beauty-beast-faithless-pc-propaganda

>>80566680
Chucha, weon, culiaoculiao.

>>80560848
...because it's a cherry-picked image designed specifically to make that point, idiot.

>>80560988
Good, we need to interbreed to save our race.

https://mereja.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=110550&sid=d4f343071ccfa08cb2da013c4fcf3a24

>>80567037
i don't know what those mean

>>80566487
Oh great, another retard who thinks quantity matters in regards to shoehorning.

Take an ant farm with 100 ants and then try to shove 1 beetle in there with the ants. It doesn't matter if its 1 beetle or 10, its shoehorning all the same. If you think it isn't you don't know what shoehorning means.

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>>80566282
>Anonymous are fags
>but /pol/ is our guys

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>>80556801
Man I hate niggers so much. I bumped into one the other day. Hope I don't get sick now.

>>80566680
Black men can easily get women, and Mexicans come from a very sexually aggressive culture so they typically find someone due to trying so hard.

>>80566531
She means she was sucking off Chad or Tyrone while our oblivious anon sat at home waiting for her

>>80567317
>Man I hate niggers so much. I bumped into one the other day.
Post the comic. I haven't seen it in a while.

>>80567274
>ant farm
>beetles
Where in the title does it mention that only white people are going to be in it? Your analogy is all retarded m8.

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>>80556801
>Also had some interacial scenes between white men and black females.
ISHIGGYDIGGY

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>>80559820

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>>80567354
>they typically find someone due to trying so hard
>typically find someone
>typically

>>80566910
>Nothing offensive
B-b-but neegros and gaaays...!

>>80567395
It's an analogy you fucking retard, holy shit.

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>>80559820
Holy shit.
He is our fucking guy.

>>80560757
Blacks look like regular citizens, get fat wives
Meanwhile whites look like chads, get Stacyshiquas

TRULY THERE NO RACIAL BOUNDARIES ONLY CHADS

>>80556801
>Black people
>19th century England

YAMERO

>>80562349
dude pol is literally non white as fuck

>>80567553
>England
It's France. バカヤロー

>>80567553
>>80567649
>making non-white characters is wrong but the reverse is fine
YAMERO

>>80567519
>It's an analogy
..and I acknowledged it was analogy and told you why it doesn't work. The inherent nature of an ANT farm may exclude other bugs but there is nothing that would lead someone to expect exclusively white actors from this movie. Are you slow? Never mind. Don't reply to me ever again.

>>80567676
oops, missed a word:
>making non-white characters white is wrong but the reverse is good
YAMERO

>>80559589
Because back then nobody was praising bugs bunnny as revolutionary and a gigant step forward in gay rights.

People just took it as a joke, as they should take all homosexuals.

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>>80567707
dayum

This movie is a legitimate disaster

>>80567700
Stop embarrassing yourself.

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>>80567768
You first.

>>80567553
>England
You can't be this retarded.

>>80556801
I love it. I love it so much I'm willing to ignore the blatant sjwing they're trying to pull. It's okay France during that era had plenty of slaves and faggots I'll just pretend they were at the height of degeneracy. But at the very least it was essentially a blow for blow remake of the original, and beyond that they tweaked it to make Beast's story make more sense, they tweaked it for the love story to make more sense. And Beast gets a KILLER song. The Magic of the original film hit me here, and then the film layered on expanded and more developed and fleshed out characters.

>>80567825
>France
>Everyone sings in English
>Even the furniture and cutlery sing in English

WOW DO YOU FEEL STUPID OR WHAT NOW

>>80555839
>"Beauty"

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>>80567858
>it's in English so it's set in England
Oh, you are that retarded. Ohhhhh.

Emma Watson has a manface

>>80567928
I think that's some other anon, and I think he was kidding.

>>80567955
I hope so.

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>>80567541
>Stacyshiquas

>>80559820
Finally a good review

>>80559718
This picture is extraordinarily dumb. "If you're not alt-right you're a secret SJW!!!!!" kys if you've ever posted this

>>80565506
>dat lonely tower

Ive been listening to that song on repeat for literal hours desu. It was beautiful and i loved it.

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>>80555941
>le movie made for kids
>le can't equate my nostalgia with the reality that people grow up

>le why remake le movie that i got to watch as a kid for kids now in life action
>le why make teh movie in theaters, just watch the original cd/stream
>le lee lelellele lee

Using "enlightened" women journalists to attack their own marxist propaganda by making them think they're deconstructing consumerism

Stilly cunt, she doesn't realize consumerism has been hijacked as a mechanism to forcefeed marxist agendas. The alt right now has its useful idiots.

>>80565419

Why is it always black? Why not ME, Asian or Hispanic?

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>>80557137
my man legun is playing there so...

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>>80556801
>mfw that picture

>mfw /tv/ is just the congregation for socially inept/mentally defective/beta manchildren
>mfw we found a sanctuary in our mutual embrace at all the horrors in life
>mfw we construct an immaculate facade of sarcastic ironic conveluted meme remarks to mask underlying issues


>mfw em used to be the waifua franca of this Hungarian board
>mfw we grew up with her
>mfw we came to trust her


>mfw there came a day when we became more bitter than we were
>mfw we stripped em of her title because "le pandering to femanatzi lell red pill'

>mfw we are furtive
>mfw we are misanthropic and enabling our degeneracy because we don't believe we can live a normal life.
>mfw we hide ourselves from society with a magic screen being our door to the outside
>mfw we internalized the misfortunes of life and point it outwards to the hypercritical normie

>/tv/ is beast
>em saw a semblance of life in you before, and reaches out one final time to save you as you taunt her

>mfw the real story of Beauty and the Beast is that she never really saves us, but gave us something to remember in a forgotten time

>>80559759
fucking

why

do

you

even

care?

>>80569476
>Replying to a post made 6 hours ago with not a single reply

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>>80556801
>Saw it this morning
why the hell are you going to see a little girls movie before noon?

>>80569533
maybe hes hunting for little girls

>>80566198
>that blatant revisionism
you belong on /pol/

>>80567354
>black men can easily get women
Errr what?

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>>80561696
>this is now almost 7 years old
>almost a decade old

WAKE ME UP

>>80556801
>Emma be pushing Muh Femonizam

So, are there people out there who think Beauty and the Beast wasn't progressive enough and was in dire need of a feminist update? I heard a discussion today where a woman said "Belle has agency in the new version"

What moment did she not have agency in the original?
>Reads books and enjoys being an individual in a town full of people who look down on that
>Rides to rescue her father when his horse returns without him
>Offers to take his place as the Beasts prisoner
>Decides to break off from Lumiere and Cogsworth to find out what's up with the west wing for herself

The only moment I recall her being damsel-esque was the scene where she gets surrounded by wolves and the beast saves her, which is realistic, she couldn't fight a gang of wolves by herself.

I'm failing to see what plot points could be seen as regressive in any way.

I saw a clip where Emma Watsons Belle uses the "I'm not a princess" post modern cliche I heard Moana use not a month ago.

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>>80559759
Classic white feminist.

I won't wear a corset because that's not feminist! History be damned!

Also, I want to be in charge of designing the dress. Sorry costume designer who worked hard to get here, I'm taking charge of your big chance despite little to no experience as a fashion designer, let alone period piece fashion.

Do you like the bland yellow prom dress I shat out?

>>80567680
Yes there is. The localization in fucking medieval France/European setting.

Imagine fantasy movie with Zulu warriors fighting in desert landscape with huts like in fucking Sub-Saharan area. And suddenly there in there background there are white men fucking black women in those huts. And white men wear the same fucking clothes as Zulu warriors, they aren't colonizators for sure.


So go fuck your brain until it starts to think logically you stupid nigger.

>inb4 hurrr durr it's not realistic movie
Read above faggot idiot

>>80569454
She doesn't see us as the Beast. She's from Hollywood. I'd wager she views Muslims as the Beast and us as Gaston.

>>80566198

Yeah, the /gore/ board was very liberal indeed.

>>80570287
>the /gore/ board
It was underage containment much like /b/

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>>80559995

>tfw when you watch the alt left squander the little bit of ground they gained back from the alt right with their own arguments

>childish internet memes
>alt-right fedora loser

Theres no helping some people, maybe it's time the left wing finally died it's obviously reached a mass saturation of retards within the ideology.

>>80557131
Why do you care?

Emma Watson looks too stuck up to be the daughter of a peasant 2bh

>>80557947
That seems quite innocent and fun.

>>80557391
>losing 10-2 on aggregate against a mediocre bayern team

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>>80569854
>Here's 10 reasons that Belle is even more feminist than before
>1.New shoes
>2.New dress

>>80571074
Whoops, forgot link
http://www.glamour.com/story/emma-watson-version-of-belle-in-beauty-and-the-beast-review

You can't make this shit up folks!

>>80557131
It's because this is the latest Jewish tactic and /tv/ is heavily shilled.

>>80571074
>8. Belle is more "proactive" now. Watson told Entertainment Weekly that she worked with Condon early in the process to make sure Belle is more "in control of her own destiny" than she is in the animated version. The archetypical Disney princess waits for her Prince Charming

No examples of what she does any differently.

>The archetypical Disney princess waits for her Prince Charming, but Watson's Belle smashes that notion and has more agency in her life. This is the princess that young girls and boys need to see.

Belle never did this. She's not fucking Snow White, she had total agency all along in the original

Disney Princesses have had agency since the Little Mermaid.

Granted Little Mermaid wasn't perfect and still ended with Prince Eric saving Ariel from Ursula but this was the first Disney princess movie since Sleeing Beauty and an attempt (not always a perfect one) to change some of those stereotypes.

I guarantee the roles of Eric and Ariel during the climax will be reversed in the inevitable live action remake and any scenes of Ariel ever in distress or needing help will be rewritten so that she's independent, stands up for herself and never needs help.

It won't be engaging or relatable but FINALLY girls will have a role model! They've never had one before ever. Each new Disney film is the retroactively the first time girls have ever stood up for themselves onscreen. WE GET IT DISNEY, YOU AREN'T SEXISTS ANYMORE! Please, write original characters.

What exactly is the problem with interracial couples ? I am not from a country where race is an issue so i don't understand.

>>80556000
underrated

>>80556141

Profound post, not even joshing you.

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>>80567553
What country do you think people named Belle and Gaston are from?

>>80557086
You got a hearty chuckle out of me, sir.

>>80567601
>three Turks, an Iranian, an Argentinian and a Japanese who got lost on the way to /h/ arguing about whether Italians are white
Sounds about right

>>80567995
Because if not I wonder what he thinks about Mulan

>>80555839
Worst fucking choice for Belle even possible. Hollywood people are truly sick.

>>80569229
Shut up.

>>80571720
Some people don't want to watch white girls get ASLAN'D because they have a lot of subconscious racism against strong leonine figures

>>80560757
Mixing sugar with shit results in shit 100% of the time, regardless of which one you pour into which.

>>80556801
beaty and the beast takes place around 1750 in a small town in france, where reading and being learned in general is looked down upon

I'm pretty sure they were still full force in the african slave trade at that point

>>80563038
>>80563466
His magnum opus was Little Shop of Horrors, you plebs.

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>>80571928
>get ASLAN'D

>>80557391
>Arsene Wenger
>A. Wenger
>Avenger
Coincidence?
I think not

>>80559820

This isn't "/pol/". It's just reason. It's a movie that's supposed to be a magical adventure and modern actors/writers/directors feel the need to shove in modern political messages. The magic takes a backseat for all the forced political messages and that makes it a poor movie. If you also have bad acting to execute the poor writing then it becomes a completely horrible movie.

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>>80570071
>History
>Child movie with a prince turned into a beast by a magic spell.

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>>80567541
>Stacyshiquas

>>80556889
>>80556933
If you've seen that Donkey Kong movie from the director of Lord of the Rings, this is just kiddie friendly beastiality porn version of it.

Everybody rants on these movies being racist that, sexist this, all sjw bullshit
But the clear subtext is a love for monarchy, kings and princes and that as long as they are benevolent, monarchy is a good form of government
Btw I agree, but this is strangely not voiced

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if they try to insert messages about refugees into Aladdin I'm going to end it all

>>80572085
Fuck you, I bet you say you will end it all for every capeshit trailer

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>>80559208
dawgs*

should hiro honestly just delete /tv/ at this stage?

It's the only way

>>80557055
>Genevieve Valentine
Yeah.

http://www.dccomics.com/graphic-novels/catwoman-vol-7-inheritance

>>80560673
Diapers and mommies are part of the same kink.

I hope Emma Watson gets raped by diseased pigs.

>>80556116
man Batman vs. Superman does not deserve that number.

>>80572000
It's set 17th century France dum-dum

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>>80566487
>a quarter black or less
>SHIIIIIIEEEEEET, he wuz a nigga?

>>80557391

The Wenger bus is coming, and everybody's bumping

I loved it, it wasn't for children though, it was for fans of broadway musicals. Children already hate everything that's life action.

>>80566198
>4chan was very liberal until
No.

>>80559820
What a pretentious ass

>>80566487
>Les Trois Mousquetaires was written by a black man?
>a mulatto man in XVIIIth century France is the same thing as a black men in XIVth century France
Hmmmmm.

why does the cartoon Beast has more emotion than the CGI beast?

If you watch the songs side by side, the cartoon has a lot more emotion.

>>80560757
I'd rather fuck the women at the bottom than the garbage at the top

>>80566198

This.

Anyone whose been here since before GG would know this.

All the FUCK I want to know is why wasn't Belle considered feminist enough from back talking an 8 ft tall drooling manbeast.

Just WHY.