Why is "the world's greatest computer hacker"

>>80547469
is that Nina Dobrev?

>>80547503
Yes

>>80547469
Because it's a fun character to write for. By her nature she's hateable but the script dictates she has to be clever.

>>80547469
I pretended she was VJuice the whole time.

And its always some dumb normalfag who would never be seen with a computer in real life

Only thing to do it right was chloe in 24. Now she was a legit sperg

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>>80547469
>Why is "the world's greatest computer hacker" always a role played by a young woman?

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Because male hackers are creepy and fat neckbeards so it's more fun watching a cute girl that's a genius hacker.

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>>80547597
>>80547633
I'm like 90% sure this was an intentional 24 reference

>>80547469
its a feminist power fantasy, they want to seem like they are intelligent without the crippling social anxiety that comes with it

>>80547598
Literally one of us

Do CS-women even exist? I quite literally never saw one. All the women in the office where I work do manager jobs (aka sound cute and feminine on a phone) and at best can functionally operate databases

>>80547633
GET OUT OF HERE GALE!

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>>80547730
*turns your iPad into a grenade*

Because women are smart, and funny.

>>80547730
CS degrees awarded to women are down since 1980, it's pretty funny desu

>>80547469

It's all our fault driving them out of computer science and engineering fields and because we're not allowing them to learn programming languages, apparently.

>>80548761
>funny
Name one funny woman
Go ahead I'll wait

>>80547879
>turn a multifunctional product of human ingenuity into a weapon of destruction
Sounds like something a woman would do

>>80547730

its like 1 in 30

>>80547469
It's easier to buy a woman ding hacking than it is to buy them in a physical role

Think about it, hacking is all about looking for weaknesses and hole to exploit. That's all women do all day. They just want to find your weakness and exploit it.

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>millionaire supermodel computer hacker lesbian MMA fighter
>also six feet tall
Is she a Mary Sue IRL?

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*hacks your path*

>>80549367
That gypsy can jerk my off with her feet ANY DAY

>>80547730

At our uni something like 2% of new students each year are women. I also work with couple of women programmers. Still, it's crazy how 50% of the population has hardly any interest in one of the most important fields of modern age. Where do they think apps come from, thin air?

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Gentlemen, I present, Patient Zero.

>>80547598

>almost a woman

it counts

>>80548964

Your mom.

>>80549705

She's a clever girl.

>>80549705

He forgot the movie hackers.

Angelina Jolie popularized the trope

>>80549330
She's also the result of a program of genetically engineered killers from East Germany just before USSR collapsed. It seems she hasn't been activated yet.

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>>80547469

mary sue wish fullfillment

Initially because it was wish fulfillment (for male dorks) , then it became wish fulfillment (for Women)

>>80547681

is that an ar lower

wtf

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Why is she so perfect?

>>80547730
Yes. The hot ones in my class are terrible and the ugly ones are autists.

>>80550400
That image always gets a sensible chuckle out of me

>>80550684
Why? What does it mean? I assume it's all gibberish

>>80547469
she's a tranny

>>80550741
I could tell you, but then you wouldn't appreciate it. You have to earn it. Don't be a woman.

>>80550741
She is just in a linux shell. cd .. is the command to go back a directory. cd code would be to open a folder named code. Bascially, she is just navigating folders and the code directory doesn't even exist.

>>80549901

OP said always, you illiterate fucking faggot.

>>80547469
holy shit I did not know that lilemma from mfc is in this show.

>>80549979
Anon's mom is a super nice lady but I wouldn't call her funny. No offense, anon.

>>80550844
>linux shell

>>80550322
TayTay isn't in danger r-right?

>>80550830

>Said the guy browsing reddit to act superior without knowing himself

>>80550953
bash shell?

>>80551000
wrong again

>>80551017
oh, duh. MacOS. I'm obviously not that knowledgeable on things either.

Its funny, it used to be black guys in the 90s

>>80551091

>Thinking magical IT negro is gone

The matt damon movie with danny glover being magical IT negro isn't even a year and a half old .

>>80550970

>Said another guy browsing Taiwanese knitting forum to act superior without knowing himself

>>80549367

Are you fucking kidding me? Her tits look like that? Oh fuck.

>>80550970
Telling other people how to be superior isn't posturing. I wouldn't expect a woman to understand.

>>80550891

>can't read for shit
>calls me illiterate

poorbait.png

>>80551137
>The matt damon movie with danny glover being magical IT negro

>danny glover

is this that "hurr durr all black people look the same joke"? Because they've been in one movie together 20 years ago

>>80551070
macOS comes with bash as default. she's using zsh (probably oh-my-zsh)

>>80550741
cd - change directory

She is literally just moving around to different directories/folders.

cd .. is just a way to go back a folder

ls - lists the files and folders in the current directory/folder

Essentially, she isn't doing anything.

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This is a Federal law enforcement officer

Say something nice about her!

>>80551187

What the fuck are you even talking about, are you just pretending to be retarded?

>>80547879
"hacks into and remotely controls a construction site backhoe"

>>80551301
she's young at heart

>>80548942
well I'm not allowed to be a kindergarten teacher apparently

>>80551301
Looks pretty good for a 73 year old.

>>80550150
Jurassic Park was 93, Hackers was 95?
Honestly I never saw Hackers anyway.

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>>80547469

>>80551266

The funniest part is how she proclaims "on Wednesdays we kode" while writing hello world and shit.

>>80551408
because she's learning you silly shit

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>>80551329
>>80547879
You are like baby

Watch this

*somehow plugs Microsoft Surface Pro with Windows 10 directly into a rusted 70 year old vaccuum tube mainframe a defunct secret society once used to track magical phenomena and reprograms it to find fallen angels*

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>>80551406
*hacks your democracy*

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>>80547879
>*turns your iPad into a grenade*
more like turns iPad into a genocide since she destroyed a whole town

>>80551429

But it implies that it's something which she does regually.

>>80551491

Someone has access to nice goodies and doesn't look like any viola nonsense either..

>>80551522
more like their careers

>>80551429
"on Wednesdays we learn"

There, fixed. She isn't coding anything. It would be like saying "on Friday we meme" but in reality, your just posting in /hoc/.

>>80547730
There's two in my year of about 200. There were a couple more in the first year but they dropped out.

>>80551491
>>80551552
its lilemma from mfc

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph571fc281befb5

she is bulgarian aswell kek

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*hacks your dick*

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>>80551312

Okay, Anon. I'll spell it out for you seeing that you are special.

>Anon posted an image of haxxor Cummings
>Alan Cummings is almost a woman ... because he's a faggot.
>OP said "always women"
>Alan Cummings is almost a woman ... so he counts a being a woman
>OP's "always women" has been upheld due to Alan Cummings being close enough to a woman

Now, don't waste any more of my time or I'll hunt you down and fuck your boipussy until you fall in love with me. Then I'll dump you after getting you hooked on morphine so that you'll OD and save the world from having to waste any more oxygen on you.

>pic related

>>80547469
Because women are butthurt that there are rarely any women in the computer science industry when the reality is it's because they choose to major in shit like gender studies and political science.

>>80551709
Why do slavic women eat cigarettes?

>be woman
>choose degree in field with majority males
>be average to below average in grades/ability/experience
>get job easy peasy

Worst thing about this whole messed up world. You can't say the same thing for a male trying to make a living in a majority female industry. Diversity only comes into play when there is too many white males.

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>invents World of Warcraft, eBay and Facebook in 1983

>>80551706
>http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph571fc281befb5

Way to kill my hope brah

>>80547469
Is that the chick who had that awkward interview with jesse Isenberg?

>>80551879
>You can't say the same thing for a male trying to make a living in a majority female industry
But male nurses are highly sought after

>>80551814
I dont know. My mother had to double the cigs when she was pregnant with me...

>>80552083
>highly sought after
doubt.

Basically, the only reason they want a male nurse is to deal with the shitty patients that either are too disgusting for women to deal with or are to violent/potentially dangerous. So they end being a hybrid between a bouncer and a nurse; basically, each hospital/clinic only needs one or two of them. But given the fact that men don't like to do gay shit, ya, there is probably still a decent demand for them.

>>80547469
because they want more women to study computer science because it's pretty much the most male dominated field

>male hacker
>unwashed
>fat/super skinny
>possibly a neckbeard

>female hacker
>super hot
>attractive
>quirky
>sexy

>>80552214
just like math, chess or any kind of activity that use logic instead of emotions and manipulation

>>80551879
Dont worry everything is collapsing in our lifetimes

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>>80552282

>>80547879
*crytalks for 4 seasons straight*

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>>80547469
What's your problem

>>80552164

It shows, Anon. It shows.

>>80552337
The worst part is that he was the most realistic computer hacker in history

>call asshole working in office
>"Hello Mr. Asshole, it's me, your boss. What's your password again? I need it ASAP."

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>female
>pretty
>lives in a van
>perfect hair and makeup
>hacker

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*hacks your cisprivilege*

>>80549654
the same place their alimony checks come from

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>>80552449
I wonder what she smells like, since she sweats so much and showers so infrequently

>>80549654
You give females way way too much credit.

>>80552175

There is a certain amount of need but this anon is correct, as a male at hospitals, I never wanted male nurses. So there is always going to be a limit whereas women won't have that problem.

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*expands breasts*

>>80552403

Kinzie was bad at her job at FBI and was basically a female version of a neet, complete with living under tables and other kinds of weirdo quirks.

>>80552487
this is illegal according to the 1958 Federal Switchblade Act, you are also not allowed to carry any kind of knife on school grounds

>>80552670
wtf how is she doing that?

>>80552701
It's her vampire powers.

>>80552683
That's why she's concealing her identity, durr

>>80552552
>asian
>huge fat tits
wut

>>80550486
Peaked in season 1 of The Vampire Diaries

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>>80553439
>not in Degrassi

>>80553439
I would say season three would be her peak. Wish she never was into smoking cigarettes because it aged her badly.

>>80553562

They rely on having to be skinny bro and it helps kill cravings. Which is why so many of them smoke.

>>80553562
Yeah, especially the last two years. She's been aging pretty fast for 28. She looked great through first 4-5 seasons of TVD.

>>80551301
She got mugged outsode her home

>>80547879
>turns your superhero show into her show

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>>80547469
why does the concept terrify you?

that was rhetorical, we already know

>a beautiful and reclusive hacker

>>80553562
Fucking hate that, not only makes them age badly, I find it disgusting both the smell and taste, and on top of that turns out I'm allergic (well, technically not an allergy but gives me all the symptoms). Fuck and in my country half people smoke, fuck this gay Earth.

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>>80547469
Person of Interest really changed it up. Root was only second best hacker, best hacker in the show was Harold.

>>80556646
they also changed it up by making the female hacker old and ugly

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>>80556689
>ugly
Good one

>>80547598
Is that John Oliver?

>>80556741
>tricked you into conceding that she's old

>>80556979
She's definitely old, but the idea of any woman being the best hacker in the world is pretty unrealistic 2bqh

Its why I appreciated her being relegated to number 2. It's a little bit better.

Zero Cool was a better hacker than Acid Burn.

>>80553358
why it does feel like i'm watching a Mike Adriano flick?

>>80547598
>tfw twirl my pen and click it whenever I'm thinking at my PC because of this guy

>>80549415
your what

>>80553909
She looked noticeably older in the finale, I was really surprised.

>>80551930
She also invented a text-based Siri

>>80558207
you're watching a mike adriano flick

>>80550684
This. I visited the tag now and I see our friends have raided the last bits of the comment section.

The only one that's irked me is the chick from MacGyver reboot.

>>80548964
Kaitlyn Olson as Dee
cant think of any other because she is an exception to the rule

>>80547503
did she play the slut teen mom from degrassi ?

>>80547469
because its hot you homosexual

>>80549330

what a fine looking young man

>>80560299
Cant really argue with this

>>80549367

id lay siege to Constantinople to get some of that fine

>>80558453
Yeah, especially with the shorter hair. Lots of drinking and smoking will eventually get to you.

>>80550450
no? completely different magwell and trigger guard as well as no bolt catch and nowhere for the buffer tube to screw in

>>80547633
POST SNAILS

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>>80547879
*nukes your town*

>>80547469
Successfully bumped this thread from the very bottom spot of the catalog. Hells yea

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>>80547469
>Slams fingers on keyboard for 5 seconds
>Im in

>>80560175
yes

>>80560175
>slut
bit superfluous in this day and age

>>80547598
I AM INVINCABLE

>>80547469
because i hate women and i am lonley

can we have a thread that isnt about identity politics for once in 5 years?

So we can get more women in tech and science math positions for better chances of then hooking up with nerdy guys and spreading smart people genes instead of chalet genes and humanity can live on Mars someday. Watch out Chad.

>>80551301
She watches all the massage parlors near my base so I can't get a rub and tug

>>80553358
Name?

>>80549330
>g-guys I'm totally not like those other shallow models

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>>80550058
Ah, ah, uhm, erm, ha, ah, FOR YOU

Millennial here. I feel so sorry for you Gen Z faggots. Your entire media world is a fucking marxist wet dream. Every piece of mainstream media you consume is communist occupied and controlled space.

I really can't belive how intense this shit has gotten and how it shows no signs of slowing down in your lifetime. I'm so glad I experienced some of the old order in the late 80s/early 90s before this stuff took over 100%

You guys are truyl fucked and destined to be the overlords of the oncoming Brazilian untermensch race of America