>Something falls and covers the character's head >"Hey,

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>Character is sitting in an out-of-control vehicle
>"Where are the brakes on this thing?!"

>>80546452
>older/veteran character with younger counterparts
>"I'm getting too old for this"

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>characters are indoors and can't observe the weather
>"reckon a storm's a-brewin'"

>guy having sex with a pregnant woman
>"quick before this turns into a threesome"

>>80546452
>fat problems girl shits her pants on the plane
>asks stewardess if she likes pudding

>"How could this day possibly get any worse?"
>It start raining

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>>80546452
>whippersnapper mouths off to mob boss
>"You know somethin'... you're all right!"
>second-in-command makes innocuous joke at the leader's expense
>he is shot dead

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>character is suspended in a position they can't free themselves from while other characters walk away
>"Uhh...little help?"

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>80's movie
>80's music starts playing

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>MC has sex with a woman
>She orgasms, sometimes 2 or 3 times

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>protagonists deactivate life-threatening device
>comic relief accidentally re-triggers it

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>Character's phone rings
>They don't pace around until it stops ringing and then text them back, "Sorry just missed it, what's up?"

>>80546912
name ONE piece of cinematic art of any kind where this happens

>sorry boss it won't happen again
>you're right, it won't
>*shoots him*

>Character falls and crashes off-screen
>"I'm okay!"

>>80547289
>women can have orgasms

LOL, love this meme

>>80547429
t. whitey

>Movie stars woman
>problems are resolved

>>80547467
Rapes don't count as orgasms, Sammy.

>>80547477
Pick one.

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>villain says some line to the hero right before he leaves him to die/be killed
>hero repeats the line back to him right before he beats him

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>Love scene ensues
>You can hear the sound of saliva being exchanged

the only director that realizes the folly of this is David Lynch. Never in a David Lynch movie will you hear the actual sound of the kissing.

>>80547349
You're the worst

>>80547423
kek

>mc about to die
>friend who betrayed them earlier stops it just in time

>>80547595
>Predator 2
>"That's right, asshole! SHIT HAPPENS!"

>character is smoking, cigarette is halfway down
>cuts back to character, cigarette is full again

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>>80547596
Lynch knows what people want in sex scenes.
>FIREBALLS
>CUMMING
>NIC CAGE'S CHEST HAIR

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>>80547653
>Character drinks from a fast-food drink cup
>It's makes a loud slurping sound as if the cup is empty
>Takes a bite of food and chews it
>Camera angle changes just before the character swallows it

>Protagonist is fighting multiple opponents
>Opponents coming from behind him wait until he's done with the ones in front of him before they make a move

>>80547349
Why would you do this?

>>80547400
Pretty sure it happened in the change-up

this thread is shit and everyones a fag
audience laughs

>>80548647
>Anon finds a thread he doesn't like where people are having fun.
>instead of scrolling he feels the need to tell everyone how superior he is to people who are having fun.

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>>80548647

>>80547939
>Sword fight
>They aim for each-other's swords instead of their bodies

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>trailer starts
>some line about change/influence/ability/skill/power
>NO ONE MAN SHOULD HAVE ALL DAT POWAH

>>80548647
Upboated

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>>80546452
>person A makes reference to another person who's a woman, usually a position in power e.g "she's the best in the business"
>person B: "'She'?!"or "'Her'?!"

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>>80549009
name twelve films and three web series involving morgan freeman where this happens

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>Was I interrupting something
>No, I was just leaving

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>>80549009
>Masked character is seen doing something incredible
>"Wow, that guy's good."
>They walk up to the MC and takes off their helmet
>It's a woman
>"WHAAAAT?!"

>>80547738
>tfw I have misophonia and cant watch loud kissing scenes with out feeling the need to gouge my eyes out

>>80548023
>>80547349
Not that guy, but the age of text-based communication (be it forums or social media) has conditioned me to only respond when I've taken a good 5 minutes to formulate exactly how I want to say something

>>80547595
>tell me where the trigger is, then you have my permission to die

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>>80549144
>curvy figure is wearing a mask.
>"damn she's good."
>takes off the mask.
>"he"

>>80546912
kek

>woman getting raped
>fighting back
>"let's not turn this rape into necrophilia"

>>80546993
>"The only way this day could get worse is if it started to rain"
>looks at sky in expectancy
>something completely random happens

>>80547168
Name one film from the 70s where this happens

>African Safari Park
>"You're a loose cannon. Hand over your badge and gnu"
>"...and your other gnu."

>>80547716
Underrated

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>we gotta call the cops
>no signal

>>80550461
forrrest gumpp - vietnam war song

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>>80547349
>5 seconds after sending the text, the person calls right back knowing you're at your phone

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>character is stuck in a car on the railway while train is coming
>the train makes a warning sound but never even try to stop and just smash the car and continue its journey

>>80551532
what the fuck is wrong with her eyes?

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>>80547738
>dinner scene
>character just play with their food or stab it with the fork instead actually eating
every fucking time, like there is no actor on earth who would actually eat something for the realistic scene

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>>80546476

>>80551712
He didn't even attempt to stop it

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>>80551650
>character use a napkin after eating

>>80551650
>character only takes a sip out of their drink

>>80551650
most actors are actually CIA robots irl, food and drink will mess with their circuits

>character goes to America
>doesn't get shot

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>character is sitting on a toilet
>still has his/her shirt on

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>>80551650
>characters go to a diner/restaurant
>order food
>they don't touch any of it and then leave

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>Character falls into river
>The world's biggest waterfall is just downstream

>character is walking down the train tracks
>a train approaches when the character is in a tunnel or on a bridge

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>>80552169
>character uses a toilet instead of the streets

>tense thriller filmed in pseudo real-time
>none of the characters ever go to the toilet

>>80552212
>character falls onto the road
>the world's biggest intersection is just downroad

>>80551568
bioware's facial animations

>character is driving
>drives into omcoming lane
>semi trailer in oncoming lane lays on the horn
>even after character is back into the proper lane and passed the semi

>character at computer
>keyboard not completely covered in food particles and caked jizz

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>WWII movie
>Wehrmacht are portrayed as evil

>>80547090
this happens way too often

>>80548818
>Gritty trailer
>There ain't no grave starts playing

>two character are trying to escape someone/something
>one of the characters falls and yells for the other character to not help him/her
>character actually goes back to help

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>the main villain is a white man

>character is running away from monster/killer
>character trips
>instead of getting back onto the feet to continue running the character crawls or goes onto their back and stares into their death

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>>80552863

>movie villain
>slender white man wearing clothes that resemble an SS uniform

>scary movie
>character(s) finally think they're safe from the monster or killer they've been hunted by
intenseviolinplaying.mp3
>monster/killer suddenly appears and lurches for them

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>Movie has muslim terrorists
>They are working for the white final boss and simply following orders

>>80547090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGbVOWU9Jik

>character throws item out window
catscreech.wav / tiresqueal.wav

>pick up handgun or slowly point it at target

>sounds like a combination of a robot doing a backflip and a bag of loose gun parts being shaken around

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>mc does something that should by all rights get them fired/killed/demoted/whatever
>conniving peers rat mc out
>wildcard superior actually approves of the transgression and chastises the mc's peers for not having the balls do something out of the box
>mc gets a promotion

>>80553574
>We need more people like Johnson here!

>>80553509
kek

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>>80551650
they don't know if they'll have to do ten takes of the scene or something.

then all the food's gone

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>>80553574
Like when Pete rats out Dick Whitman to Cooper and all Cooper says is "Who cares?"

>>80553947
>>80551650
Not to mention having food inconsistently disappearing and reappearing on plate would look strange it limits your abilty to choose the best takes and have them still be in sequence without refilling a plate after every take. More effort than it's worth. Most actors get real jobthat hasn't been sitting for hours when the job is done.

>>80552820
>sad trailer
>Hurt (Johnny Cash) plays

>movie has special team of soldiers
>sniper wears a cowboy hat
>explosives guy is obsessed with explosives and is missing an ear or something from all the explosions
>hacker guy is nerdier than the rest and constantly references how awkward he is
>female soldier is smaller than everyone and could easily be tackled and beaten over the head by any man but is somehow feared
>she snaps a mans neck with her thighs after crawling up him like a monkey while he does nothing to resist
>driver/sniper has a southern accent
>1 teammate is evil or obsessed with money
>big muscular teammate is a dumbass who can't process information and uses a big gun

>>80551650
Chris Pratt actually eats the food. Even if they do 10 takes, he'll eat the food literally every time, and often all of it.

>>80552212
Sharp rocks at the bottom?

>>80557261
I think he's just being funny.

>>80546452
>Spouse or boyfriend/girlfriend or friends forget a birthday or anniversary or give a shitty gift
>Later it turns out it was all a ruse and they have a great gift/celebration planned

>>80551532
it takes a train a very long time to stop, they can't do much more than honk if they're not already decelerating

>>80557453
He's a fat fuck is what he is. Also he was homeless so he probably eats it because he doesn't want to be hungry.

>>80552378
name one bollywood film where this happens

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>>80551568
Here's a quick rundown.

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>>80546452
>Janitor is inside of building with headphones on and his back turned
>Something crazy is going on right outside of the window
>Janitor doesn't notice it

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>Scene with the female characters hanging out.
>"Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" starts playing.

>>80557753
A bit like this thread

>>80549392
>Not that anon, but...
>Actually am that anon

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>"But if you're here, then that means..."

>character has a twin that other characters don't know about
>bamboozlement ensues

>>80553149
name one movie in which this happens

protip: you can't.

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>character gets shot
>*slow-mo*
>hide and seek starts playing

>>80546452
>turned out the lights
Who the fuck talks like that? You have to go back.

>>80558516

At least two seasons of 24.

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>oh yeah? you and what army?
>*whistles*
>oh. THAT army