>you will never live in bree >you will never go to the

>>80538361
Bree was a shithole, only human and not any other race resided in that "town"

>>80538439
IT WAS 50/50 HUMAN HOBBIT

GOD DAMN THESE MOVIETARDS

>you will never die at 25 from some horrible disease they can't treat because you live in an ancient shithole

>>80538439
i dont have anything against humans, also there was hobbits even in films and dwarf travelers
and fuck elves!
around elves watch yourselves.

>>80538525
that does not apply lotr senpai
there is eleven medicine which can cure any disease :^)

I just want to marry Rosie Cotton and suckle on her hairy nipples and lick her hairy pits and cum on her hairy legs and feet nightly.

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Why were 'Men' so behind the times?
Bree had windows, drainage, proper roads

>>80538695
Rohan is shit that's why. It's a thatched barn where brigands drink in the reek and rats roll on the floor with the dogs

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>>80538361
I feel you OP, love that aesthetic

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wish there was more of this stuff out there

>>80538895
Saruman did nothing wrong...

>>80538895
This made me crack up when i first read it. Saruman is savage as fuck

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Grey havens must be the most beautiful place in Middle-Earth, but at the same time the saddest.