>"Uuuuh, Aragorn? Do you have a plan B?" >"This

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>>80534418

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>>80534418
>Uhh... Aragorn, do you have a plan B?


>RUN!!!

Who was Foúrfro Doh? Was he an orc that he was telling the Fellowship to attack? Why would he care about a specific orc?

>>80534461
loved this game

>>80534418
what about a Tax plan B?

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>>80534418

STAND ASIDE, BOY! LET A REAL KING SHOW YOU HOW TO LEAD AN ARMY TO GLORIOUS DEATH!

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>"..And your OTHER ring"

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Isildur, throw the ring into the fire

............

And your other ring

>>80534646
>>80534682
kino

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>But nothing can break it!

>I'm in

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>>80534682
>>80534646

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>It's gone, its done
>I don't like your methods, Mr. Frodo. But GOD DAMN you get results

>>80534418

>Aragorn, this plan will never work! You're insane!

>It's good to be something.

>>80534418

MAY THE LARD OF THE BLAK LAAND KAM FAORTH

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>>80534418
>We're the same, you and eye.

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Mr Underhill, I'm Dunedan

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>"I'm getting too old for this shit"

>>80535005
kek

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>>80534461
>frantically blocking to trigger the bane move

This brings back memories of playing that game literally every day after school.

Why does growing up suck so much?

>>80535294
>the bane move
Does it crash the game or something?

>>80534418
>>80534682
>>80534763
>>80535005
>>80535157

im gonna use them

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>"Look to my coming, at first light, on the fifth day. At dawn, look to the East."
>"You've got 1 hour"

>>80535522
>24

goddamit

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>>80534461
ORC BANE?

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>>80534418
>Godamnit Chloe, I need the codes to the door, now! WE'RE OUT OF TIME!

>>80535822
Looks like Pavel's back on our flightplan, boys!

>>80535939
audibly kek'd, wasn't expecting it

>>80535939
10/10

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>>80535939
jesus christ this place is a shithole

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>>80535822
uuhm you don't get to bring cave trolls

>>80534418
"You got yourself surrounded. Now what's the next step of your masterplan?"

>>80535352
No, but it's extremely painful.

>>80534461
>>80534539
>>80535294
GOAT movie tie-in kino

so fun in co-op

I don't even like LOTR

>>80535939
I want to die

>>80535939
this is why i come here.

>>80535352
kek

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>"i summon you to pay your taxes."
>"you'll get your taxes WHEN YOU FIX THAT DAMN SWORD"

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>"Strider? Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time"

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>>80534418
>"Two days to retirement"

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>I'll set myself on fire tomorrow

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>it's Treason then

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>>80536583
NEEDLE IN THE HAY

>>80536154
Crashing this boat

>>80534482
Looks like a gender bend version of the guy from mr robot

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>>80536615
>Someone get this hothead out of here

>Was getting caught part of your plan?

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>>80536583
>>80536615

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>>80536680

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>>80536684
Fug, pic didn't load

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>>80534494
never change /tv/

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>I'm getting too old for this shit

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>You nine, in my office, NOW!
>I don't even know where to begin! Sure you got the perp, but you also destroyed one tower, a giant gate and now an entire mountain is covered in MAGMA. The DA is breathing down my neck!
>ehh it was an eyesore anyway chief
>THAT'S ENOUGH OUT OF YOU STRIDER

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THESE GUYS HAVE TO BE BROUGHT IN ALIVE, I'VE GOT THE WHITE WIZARD BREATHING DOWN MY NECK

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>>80536781
>I don't approve of your methods, or your personal hygiene, but goddamnit you get the job done

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>Describe what Saruman the White looks like
>w-what
>DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH

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>Well, here is one Dwarf she won't ensnare so easily. I have the eyes of a hawk and the ears of a fox!
>...
>They're right behind me, aren't they?
>"We're in front."

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>>80536779
>>ehh it was an eyesore anyway chief
>>THAT'S ENOUGH OUT OF YOU STRIDER

>Legolas, good to have you on board. I've read your file. Graduated from Elven Academy with top marks in Archery and Shield Surfing. But apparently you don't play well with others...
>*smirks*
>that's why we're partnering you up with Gimli here

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>It's 106 miles to Mordor, we have a full bag of Lembas, half a pound of potatoes, it's dark and we're wearing elf cloaks... HIT IT!

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>Hi, I'm Legolas from the woodland realm, and welcome to jackass!

>>80535822
Meat?

>>80535939
WHO PAYED YOU TO GRAB THE HALFLINGS?

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>you talking to me?
>we don't sees anyone else around

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>>80537066
>He's standing right behind me, isn't he?

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>>80534682

>>80534682
>that fucking smug isildur
everytime

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>"Oh, and Pippin, one other thing."
>"What is it?"
>"What color panties you got on?"

>>80534646
>>80534682
And the OTHER kino

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>>80537220
never fails to make me laugh

>>80535005
>>80535939
This thread is full of win

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>From my point of view the Valar are evil!

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>>80536515
>sit alone at a dark corner of a pub with your hood on
>autistically stare at kids

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>New phone, who dis?

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>>80537363
Sliding in yo DMs like

>this thread

just when I thought 4chan couldn't get belly laughs out of me anymore

>>80537345
>30 year olds
>kids

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>>80537342

>>80537481
Hobbits are still kids when they're 30. They only come of age at like 50.

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>Home is behind the world ahead
>And there are many paths to tread
>HEY I'M TRYING TO EAT HERE!

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"You got yourself surrounded. Now what's the next step of your masterplan ?"

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>>80537536
ANOTHER ONE

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CASH ME OUTSIDE HOW BOU DAH?

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>Annon Edhellen, edro hi ammen!
>Give it to me in English, doc

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Woman, I AM THE CAVALRY

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>>80534646
>>80534682
>>80535939
>>80536515
>>80536899

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>>80534461
>>80535294
>tfw you can never go back

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>>80534646
>>80534682

>>80537602
If pull that off, will you die?

>>80534682
>Elrond knew I was breaking the rules but he wouldn't break them himself to stop me.

>>80537871
it would be extremely kingly

>>80536396
needless taxposting, should have stay with original rent payment.

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a thread could not be more KINO

>>80537723
top notch

>>80538031
Only with dubs

>never thought I’d die fighting side by side with a jew

>how about side by side with a friendly merchant?

>ay. I could do that.

>by the way do you have a life insurance policy?

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>>80538026
>"i summon you to give me rent."
>"you'll get your taxes WHEN YOU FIX THAT DAMN SWORD"

>>80534418
>uuuuh
>uuuu

>>80534682
Can someone explain the joke to me? I saw it in the thread where it originated from, but I didn't get it then either.

>quack
>Quack
>QUACK

>>80538544
It sounds phonetically like your mother

>>80538544
>Give me your gun
>...
>And your other gun

>>80538590
>sounds phonetically like your mother
What?

>>80538604
I still don't get it.

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>I'm OK... I'm OK!

>>80538673
Coach told me to run it off

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>If you kill him, you are no better than him

It is nothing short of amazing that we immediately get what this is about and chip in
Seriously, trying to explain what is going on here to a normie would be real hard

>>80538673
>I'm okay it's only a fleshwound

>>80534646
kek

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And last, my Sam. I don't think you know what you did. You were my gardener when you were 18 years old. Three years later, we left the shire. The odds were stacked against us. Fellowship of the ring by the time you were 21 years old. Everybody told us we weren't supposed to be there. We moved from region to region, by ourselves. One of the best memories I had is when we fled from Osgiliath - no bed, no furniture, and we just all sat on the rocks and just hugged each other. We thought we made it. When something good happens to you - I don't know about you guys, but I tend to look back to what brought me here. You waking me up in the middle of the night in the summertime, carrying me run up a hill. Saving me from the tower. Warning me from Gollum. We weren't supposed to be here. You made me believe, you kept me off the eye. You put me on your back, food on the table. When you didn't eat, you made sure I ate. You went to sleep hungry. You sacrificed for me. You're the real MVP.

>>80536779
kekkus

>Goddammit, Aragorn! Theoden King and the Steward of Gondor are dead, the Rohirrim are decimated, Minas Tirith is burning, Ithilien is ruined by fissures, the Paths of the Dead have caved in, Haldir's troop was killed to the last man and to top it all you dropped and shattered the Evenstar! But you have also proven your bravery, skill and royal heritage, redeemed the Army of the Dead, defeated the Corsairs and saved Gondor, allowed Frodo to get to Mt. Doom with your brilliant diversion and led the Men of the West to ultimate victory at the Black Gate. Here's the crown of Gondor and my daughter's hand, welcome to the family!

>>80538785
You have to pick a trope that hasn't been abused ad nauseam, anon.

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>>80535939
fucking yes

>>80534461
Fuck this game was great
I don't remember the graphics being that shitty tho

>>80538770

>we apply film and tv cliches to a popular film once a week maybe

Wow real fucking obscure bud the normies would probably be afraid of a phenomenon so far beyond their understanding.

>fellowship has 9 members
>Sauron had 9 ringwraiths


Poetry

>>80534461
GOAT LotR game

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We had five loafs of lembas bread, two bags of pipe weed, a coil of rope, a crystal vial full of fountain water, an elven cloak, a barrel of ale, a pair of dead rabbits and two dozen potatoes for a stew.

Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get roped into destroying the One Ring, the tendency is to push it as far as you can

>>80538770
or maybe the rest of the human race has an IQ over 60 and can easily recognize a pattern

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>>80539864
perfect

>>80539881
Just like your mom recognized all those dicks

>>80539864
>We can't stop here. This is Nazgul country.

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>>80535939

>>80540019
wow gosh you really got me

how will i ever recover from this

>>80534418
>>80534418
>>80534418
>You don't get to bring a plan B

>For Frodo

What about Sam? He worked hard too

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THIS IS EOWYN. SHE'S GOT MY BACK.

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>Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul,
>Ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.
>Doesn't anyone speak ENGLISH anymore?

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HOW DARE YOU IDENTIFY MY GENDER YOU CIS GENDER SHITLORD!

>>80541002
Elle's mother

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>>80534494

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>'I've never used a sword in my life'
>'And I hope you never have to, but if you do remember this, if you kill your enemies they win.'

>>80536559
huehuehue

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>Twenty two bottles of beer on the wall
>Twenty two bottles of beer...

>you are either very brave or very stupid to come walking in here

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>>80543209
forgot pic

>>80536779
you deserve some congratulations.

>>80538673
>does anyone have any orange slices?

>>80536559
underraped

>>80535939
A, dare I say it, bold synthesis.

>>80536779
Oh yes

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Uh, that doesn't look like a party

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>Uh so, who talks first? I talk first, you talk first?

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>>80534418
> GODDAMIT GANDALF, YOU'RE IN TOO DEEP INTO THAT HOBBIT THING
> I'M PULLING YOU OFF THE RING CASE
> I GOT THE WHITE COUNCIL BREATHING DOWN MY NECK!

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>>80544862
>I have a bad feeling about this

A good thread.

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> It's 106 miles to Mordor. We got a full bag of lembas, half a pack of Old Toby, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses
> Hit it!

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>Legolas what do your Elf eyes see?
>They are taking the Hobbits
>Now enhance the image
>To Isengard!

>>80544678
>*record scratch*
>*freeze frame*
>"Yup, that's me"
>"You're probably wondering how I got here,.."

>>80546787
noice

>>80536779
Made me laugh

>>80546787

Kek

>>80538633
just a shitty movie cliche. You have probably seen it a bunch of times

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>GET OUT OF THERE

>>80535005
holy shit this got me

>>80548296

Does anyone know about that old Youtube video where the scene with Frodo fighting the ring wraiths where he gets stabbed, and it's dubbed and he's basically whining like a little bitch?

It's the funniest shit ever but I can't find the fucking video.

>>80534646
>>80534682

Best one from the last thread.

>>80535522

Best new one.

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>We've got company!

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>>80534646
>>80534682
>>80535005
>>80535939
>>80536779
>>80546787

>>80539834
>The company of the ring shall be nine; and the nine walkers shall be set against the nine riders that are evil

It's literally the first thing they thought of when choosing the party members

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>It's quiet. Too quiet!

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>What about elevensies scene
>It aint Bree starts playing

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>...then i'll finally have some time to spend with my grandkids maybe take some weekend long fishing trips, it's gonna be great. just a couple more weeks...

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>i dont see how thats a party

>>80535522

Thoroughly good

>>80548711

>.. and your second breakfast.

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> I wish i knew how to quit you

>>80534482
kek that's even better cropped like that without the other two

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>>80535939

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>Anyone who runs is a Haradrim, anyone who doesn't run is a well disciplined Haradrim

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>>80534574
This is tax plan B!

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> MENDOZAAAAAAAA!

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>Something is wrong
>The dwarves are all dead
>And someone is responsible

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>>80548985
> How can you shot goblins and Black Númenóreans?

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>His name was Gormoth

>>80537290
yes, it's ebin. simply, unequivocally ebin.

>>80536869
>>80536781
>>80536779
>>80536680
>>80535522
>>80548810
>>80546787
>>80544862
goog

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>are you threatening me, master Gandalf?

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>>80548875
Legolas I swear, ...

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>And then I find his beard hair all over m......
>He's behind me isn't he?

>>80538544
Have you watched movies at all? It's the cliche that someone is such a well known trickster, and has a great banter with their buddy, that the buddy immediately assumes they're trying to trick them.

I can't understand how you wouldn't have seen this dozens of times.

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>Arwen I'm sorry. She meant nothing to me. And I realise now a king is nothing without his queen.

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>SUCK MY DICK!

>>80534682
So why the fuck didn't elrond stop him?

>>80538955
true KD-kino

>>80549612
Isildur is an ubermensce, elrond would have had his shit pushed in

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I know your face... , wait, a Woman?

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>Sauron was cutting every link between himself and the ring but it had nothing to do with me.
>I gave Sauron the ring and he gave me some money
>From then on I kept my mouth shut.

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>I knew Sauron, he had the ring, it was his.
>I know he kicked some people down, but that was it.
>It made him sick to have to turn the ring over the humans who stole it.
>He'd rather whack them.

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>Anyway, what did I care?
>I wasn't asking for anything and, besides.
>Sauron was making nice money with me through my Shire connections.
>But still, for months after the fellowship was made, they were finding bodies all over.

>>80534646
>...And the OTHER breakfast

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When they found Merry in the orc freezer, he was frozen so stiff it
took them two days to thaw him out for the autopsy.

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Kek bless this thread with dubs

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>IT'S GONNA BLOW

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>Still, I never saw the Mouth of Sauron so happy.
>He was like a kid.
>We had money coming in through my Shire people and after a while even the fellowship thing began to calm down.
>But the thing that made the Mouth so
happy that morning was that this was the day Sauron got the ring

>>80541157
ha ha yes remember all the times someone said that line in a movie, what a cliche line that is

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>>80535939

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> Henry Hill: [narrating] For as long as I can remember I always wanted to be a Ranger. To me that was better than being king of the people of Gondor. To be a Ranger was to own the wild.

>>80548377
I also want to see this

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>>80549296
>>80549799
>>80549814
>>80549851
>>80549891
>>80549936
>>80550068

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EWfllJ6kNw

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>>80535939

>>80536779
>not accompanied by a picture of angry elrond
I also just like the idea of "Strider" dating "the Chief's" daughter

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>'what is it?'
>'....nothing, just the wind'

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>>80550050
>>80549891
>>80549936
>>80550068
>>80549851
>>80549814

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> When they found the Balrog at the side of the mountain, he was frozen so stiff it took them two days to thaw him out for the autopsy.

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>Do you trust me? *clenches swordhilt*

>Wait.. what are yo-

>'The Prodigy - Firestarter' starts playing

>>80550169
>One bended knee is no way to be free

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> I felt he used too many onions, but it was still a very good sauce.

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>>80536962
how in the FUCK does this not have more (You)s?

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>'THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE WATER!'

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fuck, I love lotr memes. Ive laughed at several posts itt

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>>80550352
Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
Oh, shit! No!
That is not happening right now!
No!
Hey, y'all, he's fucking
Elrond's daughter! Yo!
Oh, my fuck!
Aragorn, you clearly... Yo,
this is the best thing ever!
Aragorn fucked
Elrond's daughter!
Aragorn fucked
Elrond's daughter!
Aragorn fucked
Elrond's daughter!
Shit! Fuck!
You fucked
Elrond's daughter?
Elrond, what the...
You bragged to him to his face.
To his actual face. Elrond...
Do you understand that this face right
here, you bragged to that face?
You actually high-fived Aragorn
for fucking your daughter.
Holy shit!
Oh, my God! This is...
It's really not that funny.

>>80535352
lol

>>80535352
underrated

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>I don't want to say I told you so, but...

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> Why don't you go fuck yourself, Aragorn?
> Whoa! Can't believe what I just heard. Hey Mouth of Sauron, here. This is for you
> Attaboy! I got respect for this kid. He's got a lot of fucking balls. Good for you! Don't take no shit off nobody.

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>>80550394
>"Huh, must be my imagination"

>>80550869
I dont think many people will get this jump street reference desu

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>It was revenge for Billy Bombadil , and a lot of other things. And there was nothing that we could do about it. Bombadil was a made man, and Sauruman wasn't. And we had to sit still and take it. It was among the Wizards. It was real greaseball shit. They even stabbed Sauruman in the face so his mother couldn't give him an open coffin at the funeral.

>>80551244
>>80550394
>>80551285
nice

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>we're not so different, you and I

>>80539864
Dangerously took my phone out of airplane mode to say. This was great anon

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*blocks your path*

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>>80551304
Gimli? Yeah I know him by that name. Hell, I worked with him in Rohan. Back then we called him 'Uruc Gutting' Gimli because he never came out of a tunnel without a scalp, an ear, or covered with blood.

Most would call him insane, but that is why the dwarves trained him. They saw potential. It wasn't until they learned his methods that they truly realized what a monster they created.

You see, most guys that go tunnel clearing take bows. Not Gimli. No, he took knives, clubs, axes, sometimes nothing but his bare hands. After a few missions I got a chance to talk to him in the mess. He was wearing his blood stained helmet, beard, and overlong chain armour, smoking a pipe and drinking beer. It was contraband, but you NEVER told Gimli what he could and couldn't do.

I asked him why he never took bows with him. He lowered is head and took a long slow draw from his hand stuffed pipe, twirled his beard and looked me right in the eyes, piercing my soul.

"I do it out of respect. Respect for the human race. These black skin'd scum bags don't deserve the mercy of an Elv made arrow, but the slow torturous death of the hands of an dwarve!"

In a flash he pulled out his weathered, but razor sharp axe and stopped just short of sticking my gut. "The look in their eyes when I slip this baby into their swollen, maggoty bread filled bellies is reason enough. To see the last lights flick off in their heads as they see a real killer work."

>>80551628

If you just made that up on the spot I'm impressed.

>>80551804
Don't be.

>>80537240

>We are being hacked!
>Ive never seen anyone work this fast!

>Gundolf enters bilbos house
>doesent take off his shoes
fucking hobblets

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>>80550352
>>80550869
What I just realised that makes this funnier is that (minus the asteroid) that's basically the plot of Armageddon, with Liv Tyler playing the same character.
>Elrond! All right! Whoa, whoa, whoa! l understand, okay? You're mad, wh-who wouldn't be mad?
>He's gonna stab you.
>Nah. No, he's not.
>*swing*
>Oh, shit!
>Make your peace with the Valar, Aragorn!

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>>80551962
>You told Aragorn's dad just before he died that you would take care of the boy. Now, l'm not sure that stabbin' him is takin' care of him. Not to mention the fact that l don't think you wanna kill the best man on your Fellowship before we destroy the ring.

>>80551628
Help im blanking on the movie

>>80549031
Why did he say that and then create a perfect ressurection magic in GoT?

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>>80535005

>>80552302
Its taken out of context anon just like the tax quote

>>80550869
>tfw knowing that Aragorn and Arwen are first cousins (50 times removed)

>>80536828
Underrated

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>I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large DIET soda because I'm watching my figure.

>>80536899
>It ain't smeagle blasts

>>80538633
autism

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>>80550869
I'm in tears

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>that sword was 2 months away from retirement

>>80552839
Doesn't really make sense...

>>80549814
>As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a ringwrath. To me, being a ringwrath was better than being president of the United States. Even before I wandered into Hobbiton in search of the ring bearer, I knew I wanted to be a part of them. It was there I knew I belonged

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>>80552558

>>80552839
>you just HAD TO mess with the sword
>you gathered together a dark army, okay whatever
>you threatened to exterminate men and elves, i'll admit, i wasn't happy with that
>but now? now i'm pissed off

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>>80552839
>You call THAT a knife?

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>>80534418
>that one hotshot orc archer
>sees Sauron's no.1 target running half a mile on foot
>shoot him dead mid jog
>just ask them to fall back and shut the gate
>pick off all the main heavy hitters
>all the grog and man-flesh you can eat

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>The kid was going places, on his way for a full scholarship. Destined to be a star player

>but then the arrow accident happened, and he just didn't recover from that

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>>80553331
I seriously love these threads. How did lotr threads get so fucking great? How do we manage to avoid cancer so well?

my god

do lotr threads EVER stop giving

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Imagine being Frodo in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Smeagol, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face and anorexic waist size of -1 with those crack head eyes. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck Sam on a pile of freshly peeled potatoes in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Frodo and not only sit in that chair while Smaegol flaunts his disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing his stretchmarks and leathery skin and boney Nosfaratu fingers and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on set tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, SMEAGOL LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his Downs Hobbit fucking trailer trash face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of lambus bread and Sam's boipussyand later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Bree. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his raggedy bones as he sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "statuesque (for that is what he/they calls themself)" beauty, the beauty he worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Frodo. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>>80553418
Lotr threads have always been great. I prefer lore threads to memes personally but its all gold desu

>>80535822
>>80535939
I come here for this.

>>80535352
Fucking took me longer than it should have

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>Are you gonna argue with The Dark Lord Sauron? Just give him his ring so we can get the fuck outta here!

>>80535352
jej

>>80535939
i hate this fucking website

>>80535939
How would an Orc know what a flight plan is?

>>80553687
They had dragons. duh

>>80553687
>Nazgul

>>80551628
Nice one

>>80535939
Get me in the screencap familams.

i dont get these fucking memes

>>80534741
Underrated

>>80553794
Reddit doesn't have memes?

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>You know Shelob, you're a fuckin' mumbling stuttering little fuck. You know that?

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>>80553829
>what you don't fucking like them mashed? What do you want? Boiled? What about a fucking stew?

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>>80553687
>>80553753
>>80553760
>DOES ANYBODY KNOW HOW TO PILOT ONE OF THESE THINGS?

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>Eagles, well they work like...
>Here, look at this
>*Gandalf takes a piece of paper, folds it in half, and pushes a pencil through it*

>>80553853
You stick one finger in its taint. For dominance.

>>80547378
>>"You're probably wondering how it came to this,.."
ftfy

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>>80553853
>Tank, load up the dragonrider program please

>>80553879
He did it lads

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>>80546208
Fuck, this is why I come here

>>80553879
My sides

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>this thread

>>80538770
you shitpost on /tv/ in 2017 mate, you ARE a normie.

>>80535007
Why does he wear the Evenstar?

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>Merry and Pippin searching the ruins of Isengard
>find a barrel of pipeweed
>slowly turn to look at each other
>Paper Planes starts playing
>cut to Gandalf, Aragorn and co. arriving in Isengard 2 hours later and finding Merry and Pippin in a giant smoke cloud
>'You've gotta be kidding me'

>>80553104
kek

>>80553853
>Fly? Yes. Land? No.

>>80554474
"I'm a quick study"

>>80536710
I wonder who he landed on.

>image limit reached
dammit I had a good one too

>>80554747
New thread when?

This is literally R3ddit: The Thread

>>80554850
>>>>>80554907

>>80551628
>maggoty bread filled bellies
Amazing

This thread is /tv/ as its best

>>80554939
We had a good run

>I just wanted to come here
>To Prancing Pony?
>THIS Prancing Pony
>OK, why this Prancing Pony?
>It's kind of emberassing
>Go ahead
>I had a dream about this place
>Oh boy
>See what I mean?
>OK. So you had a dream about this place... Tell me
>Well. It's the second one I had. But they're both the same. They start out that I'm in here, but it's not day or night... it's kind of half-night, you know... but it looks just like this... except for the light. And I'm scared like I can't tell ya.. Of all people, you're standing right over there... by that counter. You're in both dreams and you're scared. I get even more frightened when I see how afraid you are and... then I realize what it is. There's a man, in the tower. He's the one who's doing it. I can see him through the wall. I can see his eye. I hope that I never see that eye outside of a dream... That's it.
>So... you came to see if he's out there
>To get rid of this god awful ring.

>>80536781
I KEEP TELLING YOU I'M THE GREY WIZARD YOU RACIST

>>80534461
>Not using regular combos to kill orcs after getting the perfect meter up with a bane
Fucking shitter