ITT: Things that modern Hollywood does that you hate. >that

>>80533506
>Character is presented as really serious and never laughs at jokes
>You just know he's going to laugh hard at something stupid towards the end of the movie

>*braaaap*

>>80533600
name ONE movie that does this that isnt dr strange

>>80533600
>character is supposed to be a "loser"
>has a decent looking girlfriend, many friends and a decent, if boring job
>loser means drinking a couple beers on a weeknight and staying up until 2AM watching TV while contemplating existence or being bored

>>80533690
Godzilla

>>80533506
>making movies

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>>80533723
FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>80533723
Jokes on them, my anxiety won't even let me leave the house to get beer. Ha!

>>80533506
That whale movie Ron Howard made overdid the trailer sound fx so much I thought it was a parody.

>>80533833
anxiety is easily the most pathetic mental illness

>>80533918
It's supposed to be the sound of the whale you dumb autist

>>80533506
>character takes a shower
>doesn't do a shit and stomp it down the drain

>ending trailer with a 'funny' quip

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>>80533959
>talking with my invisible anonymous online internet friends
>one of them bullies me
>get up and pace around the room for 5 minutes

>>80534032
STICK UP FOR YOURSELF

>>80533506

> You never told me we would have to...
Cuts to characters all buckled up in the front seat of roller coaster
> RIDE A ROLLERCOASTER!
The ride catapults them into a loop.
>AHHHHHHH!
Various shots of a city are shown, the scream sounds throughout, in one shot some pigeons are startled into flying away

>>80533978
>the dognsays "woof"
>the horse says "neigh"
>the cow says "moo"
>the whale says "BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
>the mouse sa- BRAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHAAAAA
>BRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>BRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA