Why the fuck are they remaking Escape from New York and Big Trouble

Because there is money to be made, the end.

>>80513447
escape from new york was a modest success and big trouble in little china was a bomb


I don't think there's any money in rebooting these

>>80513488
>50 year old neets

If they make Snake a black woman I'll shoot my dick off.

>>80513488
There is always money to be made anon, there are always retards willing to try.

>>80513415
It's because Hollywood is run by hacks looking to bank on established names.

>>80513415
costs less money since you already have a baseline for the movie.

Is it even possible to reboot Big Trouble In Little China in today's PC climate?

Why are they remaking Flight of the Navigator?

>>80513617
yes, but it will be terrible

>>80513683
to expand, they'll:
>remove Jack and Gracie
>downplay the mystical aspects
>serious nofun story

>>80513797
The highlight of the film was the old man and his accent

>>80513838
...don't forget his six-demon bag!

>>80513415
why the fuck did they remake point break? why did they want to make james bond black? bunch a greedy SJW bastards

fucking hollyjews ruin everything