Rise again harder and stronger edition
Previous >>80410192
>>80498458
Bump for the only war that matters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qq0B0NVKghA
>>80499006
>Normies think thats a good teaser
>>80499094
Where the fuck is everyone? Are they all pissed?
>>80498458
Since, I am 3rd post, I'd like to say that Ser Jorah is Azor Ahai, he'll kill Daenerys, find a way of destroying the Walkers by sending Sam to the North with the cure against it, and by becoming Lord Commander of the Night's Watch after going into exile for killing Daenerys
I am extremely disappointed with this news of the Dragons being the size of 747's.
I expected dragons to be closer to Airbus A380 in size. #D&DHacks #MakeDragonsGreatAgain
>>80499150
No. Sunshine is Azor Ahai, my friend.
>>80499221
meant for >>80499193
Oh well.
>>80499215
Crayon budget wont stretch that far
>>80499372
:^)
>Almost 2018...
>No Oberyn bf...
Why live, /got/?
Oberyn, the sunshine of my life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1moWxHdTkT0
>>80499372
oh cmon now you can do your little sperg dance about how they made changes from the books but GoT literally has the highest budget on tv
Just a prediction I wanted to throw out there. Valarian steel is a obsidian/ iron alloy, which is forged with dragon fire. Sam will learn this in Oldtown and meet up with Gendry on his way to Castle Black. Jon's dragon will be the one to forge it.
>>80499877
Yeah and that budget goes to the massively overpaid actors. They're making huge cutbacks everywhere else, e.g. getting rid of as many direwolves as quickly as possible.
>>80499877
They're saving money to bring back the based sunshine.
>Oberyn is love
>Oberyn is life
>Oberyn is sunshine
>Oberyn is eternal
>>80499921
>jon's dragon
Look at him. Look at my liquid sunshine.
>Absorb the awesome sunshine
>Feel his love
>>80499981
*cough* Oberwin's dragon *cough*
>>80498458
Entertainment Weekly says the dragons are the size of 747s now. How long did it take her to get across the sea? Is season seven years later?
>>80500123
They just took one look at this sexy sun licked beast and... BAM! 747!
STYGAI
K'DATH
>>80499150
School is back in session, college is back in session, it's work hours and not everyone has jobs that gives them freetime to post here
>tfw shouldn't be here while working for a jewish org
>tfw not even jewish but can't resist the shekels
>>80500193
Oberyn never even saw a dragon
>>80500123
>Entertainment Weekly says the dragons are the size of 747s now. How long did it take her to get across the sea? Is season seven years later?
and these are the same critics that will say other shows with a fraction of the budget are boring, too white or have pacing issues lmao but noooo got can do anything and get 10/10
Why did he have to die?
>>80502942
because bran is a piece of shit for interfering
>>80503122
:(
I hate Bran now.
>>80502942
Because mad king
>>80503269
Rhaegar told him to be there.
>>80502942
because Rhaegar and Aerys
>>80503745
I fucking love this.
>>80503852
Robert vs Rhaegar battle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iAaMcNOfJ4
>>80502942
if he's from dorne why is he white?
>>80506133
>>80506336
good post
bump :^)
>>80508672
jonfags should hang themselves for this kind of degeneracy
Castings you utterly hate and cannot ever come to accept:
>Sophie Turner
>Kit Harrington
>Maisie Williams
They ruined the Starks for me.
>>80509811
to be fair child actors are hard as fuck to find, especially ones that can actually act at least somewhat decently
sure, it sucks that maisie turned out like a fucking cave troll, but they didn't have many options
>>80509811
>Sophie Turner
>Kit Harrington
>Dormer
>Headey
>Iwan Rheon
>Euron
>Damphair
>Smalljon Umber
>Cuck Manderly
>Mememont
>Sand sneks
>Trystane
>Asha
>>80509854
Maisie was actually perfect in season 1, but then yeah she changed hard.
>>80509811
pretty much all female castings, except for Melisandre and the frey girl
how could they go so wrong on all the rest?
>Lyanna
>Dany
>Arya
>Sansa
>Margaery
not to mention leaving out some of the best girls like Val or others
>>80509811
Arianne
Cause she doesn't exist.
>tfw no thicc af Dornish waifu
>>80510530
>fat nigger whore
>>80506133
Daynes are proto-Valyrians that settled on an island in the west of Dorne.
>>80510572
>Dornish people are Summer Islanders
>thicc is fat
Sup /pol/
>>80509811
>Kit Harrington
Never read the books, but do people just hate this guy because he's a manlet? Because I'm all down for that.
>>80510753
that and he can't act
>>80510753
he looks like this in the books.
>>80510647
>defending her as not black and not fat
>not defending the fact that your waifu is a whore
don't fight battles you can't win?
>>80511321
I'm not gonna deny she's loose, that'd be asinine
>>80511231
I thought the books had no pictures. Isn't that just fanart?
Why did Rhaegar name both his sons Aegon?
>>80511575
because he's mentally challenged, as is often the case with homosexuals
>>80511769
>Rhaegar
>homosexual
GTFO Joncon
>>80509811
Euron. Looks like a manletier version of Alfie Allen.
>>80509811
>Sophie Turner, she's a fucking monstrosity and can't act
>Kit Harrington, can't act
>Emilia Clarke, can't act for shit
>Sibel Kekilli, horrible accent, not even hot
>What's his name, the guy playing Euron, he's literally just some guy
>Season 2 Mountain, AKA the flagpole that rides
>>80512125
>male with long, soft, silky hair
>plays the harp
>>80512629
>Season 2 Mountain, AKA the flagpole that rides
better than the teddybear that rides desu.
but of course S1 gregor was way better than both.
>>80512629
>the guy playing Euron, he's literally just some guy
Euron IS literally 'just some guy' under the outfit and the character...
I don't see why the actor is to blame for that.
People wanted Mads for Euron, well, here what Mads looks like.
Does it look like Euron? Course not. He might have look Euron-like with the blue lips, the eyepatch, and all that shit, but that's not what D&D went with.
Any Euron woudl've looked like 'some guy'.
Now picture Mads (or whichever Euron you wanted) go on about the MUH BIG COCK retardation.
It'd barely be any improvement over what we got.
tl;dr : People blame D&D's shit on actors who don't really deserve it.
That's like saying Stannis being fucking shit on the show (in his last 1-2 seasons anyway) is Dillane's fault.
>>80512657
>implying he didn't do it for the pussy
Musicians get ass by the boatload
>>80513012
mr floppy fish learned the truth of that
>tfw heir to all the riverlands
>tfw still cucked by some random singer
>>80513012
>gets so much pussy he was willing to fight a 6'6 berzerker who destroyed his legacy, just to get a girl
rly makes u think
>>80512976
>>80512629
this is basically the difference I see between Euron casting and Shae casting.
Shae is a shit script/character given to a shit actress.
Euron is a shit script/character given to a whatever actor.
>Book Euron
"Pssh, nothing personell kid. *puts on blue lipstick*, heh there are no gods but me, kid, embrace the darkness"
>Based Show Euron
"Arrr me mateys, tis time for a wee bit of plunder. I'll be gallivanting all the way down ta Meeren to shove me biggun in some silver pubed cunt"
>>80513163
>to get a girl
>not create the savior and keep him/her safe
Top kek
>>80515179
>wants to create a savior
>create a midget
>thought he could beat robert
>get btfo
did rhaegar not fail at anything?
>>80516259
>saviors can't be midgets
Jon lives and he'll save the world alongside Based Bran and Dany, Rhaegar didn't fail in the end.
anyone else ships JorahxPenny?
>>80517899
she needs a strong man and she doesn't care about looks (she wanted Tyrion).
He needs a good girl, not some retarded cunt like Dany (even if he doesn't know it). Penny is kind and a good-hearted.
>>80518078
Jorah is shallow and wants a hot chick.
He's not gonna love a midget
>>80503122
interfering when
Show Euron looks like a greyjoy which IMO is much better then le handsome pirate
>>80509811
agreed
>>80512976
mads mikkelson is literally too good for game of thrones anyway, his career has nowhere to go but down by taking such an awful role
>>80518443
le handsome pirate >>> annoying chubby pirate
>>80518115
>He's not gonna love a midget
>>80518550
just more shit to put on D&D
I think he would've liked to play book Euron, he plays a lot of freak characters like that.
Doesn't play many 'MUH GALLIVANTING COCK' characters tho.
>>80518871
is this shopped? can't stopped laughing at it.
if not when was it? ( I mean I can guess it's S1 given the outfit, but what made him do this face? )
>>80519004
>what made him do this face?
being untalented
>>80519146
>attributing LF's plan, that Sansa is just a pawn in, to Sansa herself
Fucking sansafags everyone.
Just like D&D did in season 6.
>George says he holds rights to his characters in Wildcards so the other authors can't have them raped and go on about how powerful the rape will make them
>D&D get Sansa raped to make her more powerful
Holy ironic kek
>>80519757
TY based ramsay for raping some power into sansa
>page 9
>>80518481
Truly best starks
>>80520876
>the best Starks don't look like Starks
>and they're both major jonfags
>>80521072
Every stark except sansa was a major jonfag anyway desu
>>80521835
that's just the show.
In the books only Arya and robb give a fuck about Jon.
Sansa doesn't give a fuck about anyone but herself, Robb is 50-50 between Jon and Theon, Bran is a Robbfag, Rickon doesn't really care about anyone but his father ( too young ).
>>80521943
Bran wanted to have Laurence Snow inherit because he reminded him of Jon, he's a jonfag
>>80522323
that's like saying sansa is a jonfag because she thinks "it'd be nice to see him again" once she think all her family is dead.
>>80522679
There's a difference between "well it'd be sweet to see Jon again" and "this dude reminds me of Jon so he should inherit over the former Lord's nephews despite being a bastard, he's a good boy"
>>80522774
Anon... uh... Bran is like a really little kid. He doesn't know what he's saying there. It's one of those little things you remind you of how young and ignorant he is. It's hard to write characters that young so you have to throw in little things to keep their age in check. This is one of those things.
I think both of you guys are right, tough. Bran is both a Robbfag and a Jonfag. He loves his big brothers and looks up to them.
>>80521072
why does it matter if they dont look like starks u racist
>>80520876
agreed
>>80521943
bran liked all his siblings because hes the nicest stark and everyone liked him because hes charismatic and perfect
>>80523595
And they don't act like Starks either thanks to Ned being an Arrynfag.
You think Brandon would've married Jeyne? Fuck no, would've kept fucking her then dumped her for a Frey. Ned made his kids weak and look like Tully shits, not even enough sense to betroth Robb to Alys to get some Stark looks back in the family
>>80523847
>likes sansa
>perfect
no.
>>80523951
>implying tully phenotype isn't superior
mark my words: The Night King willkill one of Dany's dragons, and it will rise as an undead ice dragon.
>>80524614
Yeah, we've all read the leaks here. Welcome to 4chan.
>>80524889
>leaks
oh god what? I don't wanna know...am...am I right?
when they gone make tv euron like book euron???
>>80525147
Book Euron is fucking awesome. I was so let down by TV Euron.
>>80519146
>Arya is WAY more important than Sansa in the story lmao
no sansafag here, but this is objectively wrong
>>80525720
Yeah, I'm not quite sure what Arya has done so far. Pretty much the same as Sansa... nothing.
>tfw no hyper masculine Smoking fist vic side story on screen with Ray Stevenson
Feelsbadman
>>80527100
Fuck me, that sucks so bad they didn't Victarion. Thinking of Ray Stevenson playing him makes it even worse. That would've been fucking perfect.
We could've gotten Vorenus in there. He would've been a perfect Jon Connington.
>>80526658
Are you dumb? She's a deadly assassin who can change her face but isn't constrained by the rules of the faceless men who's hellbent on revenge. She just killed the lord of a major house along with his heirs in a horrific fashion, and she still has a list (of important targets)
>>80527177
The original post was about the books, not the show. I was talking about in the books.
On the show, both have done some pretty major shit.
>>80527135
Fucking d&d they unironically do ruin everything.
is the guy who drew this still around?
>>80498458
Stark
>grey eyes
>dark hair
>lean body
Tully
>blue eyes
>red hair
Greyjoy
>black hair
>attractive
Baratheon
>blue eyes
>black hair
>built body
>strong/square jawline
Lannister
>green eyes
>blonde hair
Tyrell
>brown/golden eyes
>curly brown hair
Targaryen
>purple eyes
>silver/golden hair
Is Robb Stark and Loras Tyrell the only characters the show got right in terms of appearance?
>>80523951
Tully men are superior, it's the women who went crazy because they inherited the Whent batshit blood.
>>80531170
you forgot
>Tully: big bones, huge hands/feet/cocks
>Baratheon: tall ass motherfuckers
Gendry, Robert, Renly are all fucking manlets
>Tyrell: huge tits
Margaery is fucking flatest in the show
>>80531170
>Loras Tyrell
He's blue eyed on the show
>>80525592
There's no way we're getting book Euron in the show.
>All the best characters in the book have been cut from the show or their plotlines have been so warped and corrupted its not the same character anymore.
>>80527255
>On the show, both have done some pretty major shit.
Yes, Sansa told LF "Yes, you can save my retarded ass".
That's the only thing she did in 6 seasons.
>page 9
>>80534508
THEN FUCKING REPLY TO MY POSTS OR LET THIS DAMNED THREAD DIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>80519146
That's LF's plan. Just because she'll eventually hijack it doesn't make it hers.
>>80506133
stony dornishmen = white, basically Alpine
salty dornishmen = swarthy, basically Mediterranean
stony dornishmen = brown, basically Arabs
stannis
Book Arya did well. She survived terrible odds, she learned a lot of skills, she demonstrated resourcefulness and cunning multiple times. But she lost a bit of her humanity along the way.
Books Sansa has so far managed to keep her empathy, sensitive nature, and optimistic outlook. But she hasn't really done shit in regards to learning new skills, surviving, etc. She had no control over own her life at any point of the story.
Show Sansa and Arya are both edgy and retarded at this point of the story.
>>80535108
>stony dornishmen = white
>stony dornishmen = brown
really makes you think
>>80535225
>Books Sansa has so far managed to keep her empathy
KEEP her empathy?
Sansa never had any fucking empathy.
Doesn't even wonder what's happening to Jeyne (or Arya) when shits goes does, doesn't care that some knight just died in front of her, doesn't care about the dozens of people killed in the 'coup' only wants Jeyne to shut up and stop crying, doesn't care that Mycah was tortured by Joffrey and then killed because of Joffrey because she wuvs him... She doesn't give a fuck about anyone that isn't her or beautiful people who makes her dream.
ARYA is the one with humanity. Or had at some point anyway. She constantly risks her life or slow herself down ( which given her situation is basically risking her life ) to save useless commoners who don't do a thing for her just because she won't let random people die.
>>80506133
>>80535108
very simple
>>80536293
B-but Sansafags told me she cared about Lancel and Dontos and comforted Hound
>I was ten when I got the part, so the last thing I was thinking was, ‘How am I going to act this and what is it like?’ I just… didn’t move my legs… there’s so much under-representation of disabled actors in the media. I’m aware it’s slightly grey territory… and I know I’m lucky to be able to get up at the end of a take.
is he pure class? finn jones cant relate
>>80536164
he mean't Sandy Dornishmen = brown
>>80511546
I think that's from a ""'''"""''SEMI CANON"""'''""''" art book or some such, TWoIaF
Jon is more anime in the books than the show, bucking the trend of the rest of the characters
>>80512976
Mads would've done fine, but Cilian Murphy would've been GOAT
>>80522862
by any metric, Larence has the best claim to the Hornwood lands other than Sybelle Glover, who is captive to Ramsay at the time. It's a sensible decision regardless of whether he reminds Bran of Jon
>>80532650
she did plenty of stuff, it just mostly fucks her and her family over
>rats on ned to the queen
>rats on arya's doggie
>delays dontos' death
>patsy for the purple wedding
She's an important character, just a naive idiot. aFfC gave her some development which looks set to continue in tWoW if it ever comes out.
Hopefully her arc will conclude with her mastering all she's learnt as Alayne and backstabbing Littlefinger at the denouement unless Gurm dies of another shitdick-induced penis infection before then.
>>80537926
he might have the face for it but isn't he a bit on the manlet side? Not just height, but size?
Euron should be physically imposing as well as batshit imho. Not as big as Victarion but still a decent sized man.
Cillian looks very small and unthreatening.
>>80538088
>rats on ned to the queen
the discussion was about Show Sansa doing nothing. This is just book sansa.
>patsy for the purple wedding
"wearing a hairnet" isn't exactly doing something meaningful. It's just other people doing something about it.
if we ever get twow will /got/ die for a while? I mean sure there will be lots to discuss, but precisely, there will be SPOILING stuff to discuss. I imagine not everyone will read it in a day, and most will probably avoid /got/ like plague. No one here gives a fuck about show spoilers, but book spoilers?
>>80536537
kek
>>80539377
>tfw some guy will skip to last page to post ending right away
more likely it'll leak and be revealed before it's officially released too
>>80539377
Anyone with any sense won't care about book spoilers.
I mean honestly, what, are you gonna get excited for the 8 year wait for ADOS? Gonna get butthurt that you waited 7 years for a book and someone told you how it goes, too late, show's done that. Take what you can get
>>80539935
>too late, show's done that
the show is 100% fanfiction now.
doesn't mean there isn't stuff that will be like that in the books but it's not the same thing anymore at all. they only keep the meme shit/good guys winning, turn all interesting characters into jokes or villains, and so on.
plus, the books aren't just a chain of events for me... If that was it I'd just read the wikis. it's how it happens. and the show does zero for all this.
>>80539377
>>80539563
>someone skip to the last page and come in /got/ to announce the big news, Stannis lives!it was a ruse, you read it and Stannis is dead in the first 100 pages at the battle of ice
>>80540082
Show is only 99% fanfic.
And still based on the developments and some of the reveals George will make, just a different route.
And a lot of things they cut from the books, will either be inconsequential, looking at you Aegon, or things where you can see the influence from the books. Like Cersei getting the Tarlys and parts of the Reach following her is gonna be an Aegon thing.
>>80540163
well again to me it's the "how" more than the "what".
I hate how D&D made Jaime still love Cersei during his trip to riverrun, more than I hate the fact that they didn't include Aegon.
Aegon was an unneeded new plot. But Jaime is a character with development and the show took it all away.
>b-but you don't know what happens in next seasons maybe it'll happen!
If Jaime hates Cersei because she's literally a monster who killed thousands of innocents and shit, that just makes him not a monster. If he Valonqar the fuck out of her because she's going even more insane and wants to burn all of Kingslanding, that doesn't make him "good", just normal; Literally everyone would do the same.
Jaime in the books realizes Cersei isn't a good person, and will be happier without her. And he tries to do a bit of good for his time in the riverlands. He doesn't need for her to kill a thousand people to see who she really is.
The books might have the same "what", but it sure as fuck won't have the same "how".
And it won't even have the same "what" for most of it from this piont anyway, see, Sansa's retardation, Snek taking over Dorne, and so on.
>in b4 but book dorne was bad!
Yeah book Dorne was 3/10. Show dorne was -40/10.
I'll take Doran with a plan over Sneks killing weak men in small rooms with a whip or 8 foot spear.
>>80540358
aegon is lyannas son you knob
>>80540125
Hi d&d
>>80540358
I wouldn't say Aegon is unneeded, Varys had to be up to something. He undermined Aerys, Rhaegar, Robert, Joffery and Tommen; something had to give.
I want twow so bad
What are the odds winds comes out before season7? He's got three extra months, what's his excuse?
>>80541405
Zero. To come out in 4 months the book would already have to be done, which he would have announced by now.
>>80541511
OK well what are the odds he announces it before season 7
Twow NEVER.
Accept it already
Book Euron is my least favorite character. He's just pure evil, what's his appeal? He has zero character development.
>>80541836
I doubt he will announce it before 2018
>>80541852
There are plenty of purely evil characters in ASOIAF. Euron at least has a uniquely magical shtick.
What was the most fun time on /got/?
For me it was when the first four episodes of season five leaked. I was so happy the did the nod and added the Shireen scene.
I was also unemployed and binge drinking and it was really nice out and I had all my windows opened and put my computer in front of the couch.
I want to go back so bad.
Anyone got the others? I know there's one with the freefolks.
>>80541981
You can replicate half the experience by quitting your job and going back to binge drinking regularly instead of on the weekends
>>80542731
My current job pays like shit so I don't have a stock pile of booze money put away like before.
I am taking a week off work this summer and I plan on doing it when season six is on but it won't be the same without Stannis.
>I have sometimes allowed other writers to play with my children. In Wild Cards, for instance, which is a shared world. Lohengrin, Hoodoo Mama, Popinjay, the Turtle, and all my other WC creations have been written by other writers, and I have written their characters. But I submit, this is NOT at all the same thing. A shared world is a tightly controlled environment. In the case of Wild Cards, it's controlled by me. I decide who gets to borrow my creations, and I review their stories, and approve or disapproval what is done with them. "No, Popinjay would say it this way," I say, or "Sorry, the Turtle would never do that," or, more importantly (this has never come up in Wild Cards, but it did in some other shared worlds), "No, absolutely not, your character may not rape my character, I don't give a fuck how powerful you think it would be."
>Arya is kind of always there, which is what’s great about her, but Sansa had to get there by painful experience.
>that painful experience is daily rape
Fucking ironic
>>80544349
>GRRM apologists claim Wild Cards isn't taking up that much of his time because he's just editing instead of writing these days
>"Editing" for him means micromanaging other writers to the point of complaining about specific dialogue choices
>Why did you bring me out here, anon?
>still no Frey in the Snow Pt. 2
JUST
>>80545031
So you could give me sph while I give you a rim job
>>80544349
hes a piece of shit, a bigger and worse sell out than George Lucas. He always huffs and puffs shit.
>>80544483
lmao the irony of that when detests editors and thinks their his personal secretary to let him do whatever he wants.
The ending is going to be some cheap good vs evil bullshit with Jon, Dany and Tyrion all riding on dragons against the army of undead.
Why did Qyburn go to all the trouble of preventing Pycelle from going to the sept if he was just going to murder him anyway?
>>80545960
Dungeons & Dragons feel the need to keep adapting book scenes even if it means giving them to other characters and it not making sense.
Pycelle didn't like Qyburn, so I guess he wanted to kill him for it?
Do you think Essos has their own equivalent to The Others and the COTF? I wonder what they'd be like. Greyscale probably plays into this somehow.
So I just thought of something regarding one of Bran's last visions. What if the woman being sacrificed or slain was an Ifequevron?
>>80498458
I think the way Martin likes to fuck with us, Danaerys will end up the villain. she cant escape being like her father. she has already shown us mad king like tendencies in how she wanted to handle the Mereen bullshit.
>>80547253
>Danaerys will end up the villain. she cant escape being like her father. she has already shown us mad king like tendencies in how she wanted to handle the Mereen bullshit.
i used to think that but hes a targ fag, he probably views Dany as a hero or an anti hero at worst and hes literally written thousands upon thousands of pages about those retarded valyrians.
>>80546926
Might've at some point, we'll never learn about them though
Reminder the three heads will be Bran, Euron and someone else. It refers to people who can be powerful Greensers or with strong warging abilities. The three heads will eventually merge into one with one of them being the dominant one in control of the body.
>>80498458
does anyone think that the Lannisters can actually put up a fight? i tink they get ass blasted then the night king comes during the celebration and ass fucks the dragons but jon saves the day with muh sam knowledge
>>80546926
When the Long Night happened the Dawn Empire in the east was attacked by "demons" that came in from the ice desert that trails off the edge of the known world.
>>80547578
Sam has Heartsbane for a reason. Sam is da real MVP just watch. It's like Sam in LOTR. You think Frodo is the hero but he's really a pussy and Sam does all the fucking work. Frodo = Jon, Sam = Sam.
>>80547703
Frodo has more in common with Sam than Jon, Jon is Aragorn
>>80548172
*with Bran than Jon
What if The Great Other is a Merfolk? Not just any Merfolk but the greatest, most powerful Merfolk in the sea.
>>80548172
>>80548172
young griff is aragorn
>>80548503
No, he's really not.
>>80498458
hahahahahahahahaha
you faggots actually watch gay of thrones?!?!
the most leddit normie show ever?!?!
what is this place
hahahahahaha
thread saving bump
>>80548676
why dont you just shove a fork through your eyes since you're blind.
>>80548676
no one said we had to enjoy it
>>80536293
its not like any highborn women give a shit though
when cat gets back to riverrun she thinks edmure is stupid for letting the peasants in instead of forcing them to stay outside and get raped by tywin
>>80547151
A what
>>80542279
maisie in the fappening WHEN?
>>80551172
>wah nobody replied to me
At least you went for something other than your usual "I want to marry quasimodo!"
I'm more disappointed in the lack of huge tits in seasons 5/6. In books 4/5 there was several mentions of huge tits, but none whatsoever in the show.
Even Sansa is supposed to have enviable tits.
For a show about floppy weiners, titties, and dragons I am disappoint.
>>80551509
We haven't had a great big pair of jugs since Yunkai whore.
>>80531799
>Tully: big bones, huge hands/feet/cocks
also god-tier tits
>>80551443
>everyone is samefagging wahhhh
the post might've been 4 hours old it was just like 25 posts away.
>>80553635
You're not making sense smeagoltard
>>80536896
Best boy for best stark
You have 10 seconds to cast a good Alys Karstark.
Time starts, now.
>>80555128
what's she even meant to look like?
Oh man. Preston just validated all my opinions by saying the only meaningful youtube channel he watches is RLM.
>>80555399
Like a Stark (dark hair, long face, grey eyes) and attractive
>>80555128
Kstew
KayaRose Leslie
Any guesses on what the twist is going to be relating to a character in TWOW? I think it'll a surprise reveal that Daenerys isn't a true Targ and she's in fact a Blackfyre.
>>80556742
Oh fuck. What if the dragons aren't actually real in the first place and they are just a manifestation of Daenerys messiah complex she's been having since the end of AGOT?
what's jaime endgame?
>>80557041
>jaime
>having an endgame
>>80557041
Overcoming dyslexia
>>80556742
its a character who died in s5 so it can be one of the following:
-Mance
-Barristan
-Stannis
-Myrcella
-shireen
-Selyse
>>80559084
Has to be mance or stannis. the other ones are fairly straightforward imho, not much twist to be had.
(or mance AND stannis).
Does GRRM even knows enough about fan theories and stuff that he would not say that about the Pink Letter?
Maybe he thinks we haven't figured it out.
>>80557041
to survive more or less. he doesn't want much, just to fuck his sister and have some laughs every now and then
>>80559548
Manchester sent the catspaw
>>80559661
Mance*
T. Autocorrect phonepleb
>>80536537
Someone should draw like 20 knives in the back of the Salt Dornish
>>80559661
>>80559548
That's a Preston theory right?
I like it, but it's probably too smart for Gurm
Most of his wacky theories are simply too intricate and detailed for a fat, aging, boomer, who can barely write a word a minute on a "productive day". But that's what happens when you have raging autism.
>>80559548
>Does GRRM even knows enough about fan theories and stuff that he would not say that about the Pink Letter?
George stopped looking at theories and fan websites back in the early 2000s after some people started figuring things out.
>>80554147
Always loved Enya.
>>80559661
how could he even predict what effect it would have, though?
Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright
>>80554147
what does his collarbone taste like
>>80562897
chaosh
>>80556742
Renly is actually a bastard born of incest between Robert and Stannis, which is why he was born a decade and a half after either of them
>>80563770
no, i mean, how could he even predict that it would cause chaos at all?
>>80557041
>Jaime in Winterfell again at the start of S8
>has learned Bran is a seer
>has a bag over Bran's head, holding him out the tower
>has Bronn with a bow and arrow pointed at Bran's head
>"Did Cersei fuck any other Lannisters in Season 1 and 2?"
>Lot of loyalty for a crippled boy
bloodraven sent the catspaw you niggers
>>80563833
not that guy, but are you really asking how someone could predict that assassinating the son of one of major houses of westeros would cause chaos?
Cersei is best character
>>80564121
i dont see how mance could predict that it would cause conflict between houses
Why is Cersei goth now? She literally dresses in black all the time now.
>>80564214
he was in winterfell for a while right
perhaps he was just looking for an opportunity to take a hit out on somebody and got lucky when one of the heirs had a mysterious accident
>>80564214
>the lannister/baratheon visit Winterfell, something they haven't done in a decade if ever
>the son of the lord who never fall, fell and almost killed himself
>couple days later he's assassinated in his bed
>Oh, it's probably just a common thief, amirite, my good friends of Lannister?
The whole situation is so suspicious that eddard even suspect ROBERT to have a part in it, and he fucking loves the guy.
Of course it would create conflict between houses.
>>80564093
if the assassination attempt never happened bran would never have needed to leave winterfell. so could be.
>sansafags praise Sansa for her skills in observing that a man wearing Baratheon clothes and sigil, who looks like Robert who she's already met and is young has to be Renly
>they praise her for observing that an old man who's a member of the King's Guard is Barristan
Holy shit
>>80564436
Possibly but the original question was whats the twist involving a character who was already dead by season 6.
>>80564454
i saw a whole essay on tumblr saying how sansa was such a strong character for not developing stockholm syndrome in KL
>>80564281
she's clearly new wave
>>80564454
well to be fair, Renly doesn't look like Robert. He looks like YOUNG Robert, which Sansa has never seen.
Not that he needed to look like anything, he's a baratheon and he's not 40y/o so there's only one possibility... But just pointing it out.
>>80564618
He's as tall as Robert, has the same color hair and has the same color eyes and Baratheons are known for being tall, black hair and blue eyes but especially Renly when it comes to looking like Robert in the current generation. She has a lot to go on and doesn't need to have seen young Robert to know, current Robert is good enough, Renly could only be his son or Renly, and there's no way she's thinking Robert is dressing what would have to be his bastard son like that around Joffrey
>>80564281
Because muh stronk womyn have to dress in black. No more bright or pink colors, only black to symbolize how stronk they've become.
>>80564823
>daenerys x drogon
>cersei x gregor
>they both have giant dicks at their disposal
>sansa only has a midget with a tiny pecker
Bradamante smiled at me last night.
>>80564946
Sansa has two of the biggest most satisfying cocks at her disposal.
Tormund and Pod. TormundxSansaxPod spitroast desu
>>80565066
pod is not for sandra
>>80565747
Yes he is, Jon will also prep her and clean her up afterwards with his legendary pussy eating skills.
>>80546926
There are the stone men who pulled Tyrion and Jon Con into the river. The warlocks are also a lot like the children except not extinct.
>>80564411
>the lannister/baratheon visit Winterfell, something they haven't done in a decade if ever
fair enough, but that doesn't mean mance knows there's animosity between them he can exploit. how could he?
>the son of the lord who never fall, fell and almost killed himself
honestly its sort of to be expected that a 7y/o going climbing unassisted constantly will eventually fall. ned was a shitty dad in this regard and mance has no idea that he's always surefooted anyway.
>couple days later he's assassinated in his bed
assassination attempt happened a week after they all left though, so probably a couple of weeks after he actually fell
>The whole situation is so suspicious that eddard even suspect ROBERT to have a part in it, and he fucking loves the guy.
that's only because ned is worried about robert being different after years in KL surrounded by lannisters. how could mance know that?
seems a bit strange overall that mance would think it's a good way to cause conflict.
then again, with the dagger being a set-up, i guess it doesn't really matter that mance doesn't know all this.
>>80564823
not just the women, fucking everyone is dressed in black leather now, especially in the s7 leaked set pictures
because fuck house colours n shit everything has to be dark and gritty now
costume design has taken a nosedive
Who is the least retarded PoV character?
(using least retarded and not "most intelligent" because Tyrion, as smart as he is sometime, has some of the most retarded moves in the series).
>>80568916
pretty hard to say because most characters have moments where they do something really retarded
maybe davos i guess? not my favourite character but i cant think of a point where he fucks everything up big
>>80555407
Preston is /ourguy/
>>80540751
christ what is he wearing
>>80531799
>huge hands/feet/cocks
>t. radmure who thinks his wife is crying because his dick is so big
>>80568916
Samwell
Samwell
Samwell
>>80499094
what, you don't want to break the wheel you misogynist?
>10 posts in the last 8 hours
Why is reddit so incredibly angry at the very existence of Preston?
>>80577356
>/r/freefolk
literally even worse than the show subreddit
>>80576587
>filename
top kek
>>80577398
it's a cancerous shithole for sure. /r/asoiaf has been crap as well for years.
What makes a person call someone the scum of humanity and compare him to Elliot Rodgers just for making fun theory and analysis videos about a fantasy series?
>>80577520
/r/asoiaf isn't *THAT* bad. i guess they still have pretty shit taste but it's not a show circlejerk at least and shit like 'this is how it will all end :DDD' (pic related) won't get positive reception
the preston hate is just plebs lashing out at the perceived threat to their intelligence that preston's ascended mind brings
>>80577356
They started going apeshit against him right after he made his video in which he (randomly, wasn't the main theme of the video) said Jon Snu wasn't anything special.
Make what you wish out of it.
>>80577666
also to expand on that 'shit taste' thing
>>80577356
Jonfags are cancer.
>>80578019
The only 3 things on this entire chart that aren't pleb as fuck is hating on Dany and not hating on Jaime&Davos.
Everything else is Pleb : The chart.
>>80577666
>/r/asoiaf isn't *THAT* bad
>/r/asoiaf
>/r/
Why not you just stop visiting this site
>>80578308make me
>>80577356
Why don't you go back there and find out redditor
>>80578142
This desu.
>>80568081
the production values in general has gotten lazier each season
>>80564823
>mfw all 3 of them got the shit raped out of them
lulz
I wonder how much longer this strong womyn meme will last, I'm a believer that things come in trends and the market is saturated in feminist bullshit so it will go out of fashion at some point
>>80578372
>>80578308
>how dare you ever visit another site ever waaaahhh
stop trying so hard to fit in faggot
>>80577356
Megatom0 is right though.
Look at how Preston clings onto his parentage theories for Jon and Dany in his season 6 episode 10 review, where he genuinely thinks it'll be different in the books and that George can still change it to fit his theory and that the show didn't not show a second baby so he thinks his theory might still be true there too
>>80578430
>making fun of reddit while being from reddit
You'd have to be a retarded hypocritical faggot
>>80578424
>cersei
>raped
>>80578595
she got raped up the ass by a drunken Bobby Baratheon every night
>>80578563
>go on a website occasionally
>am now inseparable from that website
>>80578614
>implying it's not ok to rape your wife
What is your problem, anon?
>>80578614
none of them got raped
they all had their marriage consummated by their husbands
>>80578514
>>80577356
Preston is pretty clever and has a good knowledge of ASOIAF, he even uses George's writing for earlier in his career to show likely directions the story will go.
He's better than most theorists but needs to reign in it, some of his predictions just aren't realistic to what we've seen in the first 5 books and GRRM changes his mind about shit on the regular so nobody can predict with certainty what will happen in TWOW
which GOT girl is mostly likely to suck big black cock
>>80498458
reminder ravens and crows aren't the same thing
any news about stannis?
>>80578911
coming back next season with blackfish i believe
>>80578801
you
now fuck off fucking cuck degenerate
>>80577356
freefolk is cancer
if they truly didn't """"kneel"""" they'd get rid of downvoting
Who here /rewatching/
Man the first season was so comfy. What have I missed, haven't posted here since the last season ended.
>>80579898
>What have I missed, haven't posted here since the last season ended.
sansa is now /got/ #1 waifu
which GoT/asoiaf girl would youcuddlewith?
>>80580507
Sansa, she's a prime candidate for brainwashing and grooming, comforting and cuddling with her will make her think I'll save her like some heroic knight, right before I fuck her.
>>80577356
Prophets are always hated in their own time.
>>80581107
Joffrey should've done that. hired a fake Dontos(but young&beautiful) to pretend to try&save her, make her believe he's a knight of the songs, eventually fuck with her, then reveal it was just to have a laugh at her.
>>80581991
>Joffrey should've made himself a cuck
image related
You're like those sansan shippers who write fics about Joffrrey having Sandor fuck Sansa and she ends up falling for him
>>80579898
I just finished watching ironkino and only realized halfway through the show that collen is /badpussy/
literally whacky adventures of loras and badpussy in nyc. pretty weird.
>>80582106
finns accent in this show is like nails on a chalkboard
>>80582095
>made himself a cuck
wat? joffrey didn't even fuck her once, in months she's been in KL.
He obviously doesn't give a fuck about her.
The ony time he even hinted at fucking her is at the wedding, to start shit with Tyrion.
>>80579898
I recently did a rewatch where I stopped after season 3. It actually was a decent tale of the cynical worldview of D&D where the edgiest characters win in the end.
>>80582106
unless pic unrelated, this isn't badpussy at all...
this is asiansnek.
there's only 1 bad pussy.
>>80582156
>The ony time he even hinted at fucking her is at the wedding, to start shit with Tyrion.
Tyrion wasn't even there to hear it. He's still possessive of her, he's not gonna make some other guy fuck her and make himself be a cuck who'll have seconds to some fucking knight.
>>80582368
>Tyrion wasn't even there to hear it.
? yes he was... this is when Tyrion threatened Joffrey.
>>80582545
Not in the show he wasn't.
Joffrey told her away from Tyrion how it doesn't matter which Lannister fucks her and how he might pay her a visit after Tyrion's done fucking her, then he calls for a bedding and Tyrion gets angry about Joffrey ordering them to bed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tt46sAbpqh0
>>80498458
You know what makes me rise again, harder and stronger? I'll give you a hint.
>>80563477
This.
>>80583061
Would Bran be Ye Olde day Isaac Hempstead Wright?
>>80583152
No. ASOIAF takes place in the future on a faraway planet.
>>80583019
go on
>>80583366
GET OUT PRESTON
>>80583388
It rhymes withBran Stark.
>>80583615
Oh, no. Wait...
>>80582959
>the show
we not discussing fanfiction here anon
>>80583615
a-alys karstark?
>>80583786
The show is the new canon.
Books that will end with the fat man's death instead of the main character's will never be canon
Cast them.
>>80584124
random kings landing peasants killed by debris from the explosion
Nu-thread
>>80584519
>>80584519
>>80584519