Most butchered characters in capeshit history
I don't care what anyone says, i did not buy for a second that TDKR Bane was the unstoppable monster they hyped him up to be. Tom Hardy is just too much of a manlet, and a manlet can NOT be bane. If he were a bond villain or a mortal kombat character he'd have been fine, but he was not Bane. Bane has never been small in any incarnation of him.
And that's only the first thing wrong with him.
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>>80494407
You're dumb.
>>80494674
You must be a manlet. Tdkr led you to believe you can be a STRONK MANLET
>>80494407
No one cares faggot
He also wasn't a spic in a luchador mask.
>>80494951
You're dumb.
>>80495259
All the people who hated your precious Dark Manlet Rises say otherwise
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>>80494442
>>80494674
>>80494951
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>>80494407
Nice. But check these dubs.
>>80494407
>Not the unstoppable monster they set him up to be
Oh, you mean the twist they put in did exactly what it was supposed to do?
>>80494407
>Bane has never been small in any incarnation of him
I thought they did a good job of portraying him as large. Despite the actor being a fairly small guy, the people doing the cinematography made him look pretty big (for me anyway).
>>80495574
Not just that. I didn't believe that this guy would be able to beat batman to a pulp and break his back. Every shot of him was from below to make him look tall, and they peacocked him up with a big collar lol
>>80495589
Nah. He looked tiny during the end, and they had to cover a lot of things up to fool you into thinking he was badass. For instance, "do you feel in charge?" Cuts away with a scream because it would've looked too awkward. Bane should be big enough to lift that guy by his skull and break his neck with a little flick. And we should have seen it.
An accurate depiction of Bane would never appeal to the normie crowd, and then it'd sell bad and you'd never get another Batman. It's just how it is man, don't expect them to ever do the characters justice.
>>80496120
>not making enough money to make another batman ever again
>sequel to TDK
Pick one
>>80494407
Not once was it implied in the film that bane was a manlet, every character looked up at him, you created the illusion that he's a manlet based on knowledge of the actor and that's on you
>unironically wanting 7 foot meat blob with heavy mexican accent in a serious cape flick
>>80496120
How the fuck you're gonna get something like pic related? On top of that he needs to be a good actor too
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>>80496553
Is this a serious question?
>>80496625
>He doesn't remember
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>>80496877
Because every time a big actor plays bane, he HAS to act like a retard.
>>80494442
Can anyone give me a tldr on this maymay
I haven't seen tdkr since it came out. Is it supposed to be funny because it's Petyr Baelish
>>80496989
Topzozzle
>>80497001
The problem being that most big actors aren't very good actors anon. Hardy was specifically chosen because he could give an emotive performance with 66% of his face obscured. Most bodybuilder "actors" can't even give a good performance with 100% of their face visible.
The only reason we get away with Hafthor Bjornsson as The Mountain is because The Mountain has no lines and is now a zombie
>>80494407
who, Bane?
I honestly can't believe this. It has been almost 5 years since this movie came out and you people are still talking about it. whether it is shitposting or not, you people are still typing the same thing. Are you people insane?
>>80497073
Okay. First tell me, what do you know about bane?
>>80497128
Oh please. All he did was widen his eyes and his voice acting was shit.
>>80497172
He's a big guy
>>80497184
Hey, Nolan's reasoning, not mine.
>vicious feral animal with no chance of getting his humanity back
>movie made him a stronk black man with a heart of gold beneath his rough exterior
>>80497212
fffff
>>80496120
Arkham origins bane. He act like Hardy but keeps banes classic mask. Then he roids out when needed but doesn't look too ridiculous.
You're right. It was annoying how much they tried to make him look bigger than he was with those bulky ass clothes and constant use of upward camera angles.
>>80496989
How have I never seen this before?
>>80497332
And how would you have done it genius? CGI?
>>80496877
I loved this version of Bane. It would be perfect if they got rid of the wrestler vibe and made him a bit more gritty and deformed looking.
>>80497266
He did eat people
>>80497402
Casting someone bigger than tom hardy, it's not rocket science
>>80497332
Camera angles work quite well though.
Barakapool
>>80497555
They're practically the same height you nitwit
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>>80495486
hothead
>>80497661
except the rock isn't on stilts
>>80497555
what the fuck were they thinking?
>>80494407
Seriously who would you cast that is BIG and can act?
They had two choices, make bane the main bad guy and cast a """"decent"""" actor or make Bane a side villain that barely talked.
>>80497494
Yes, and?
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>>80498124
You know Killer Croc in the comics used to be a black guy with skin condition and is usually shown as the most sympathetic villain in Batman's rogue galary despite being a cannibal, right?
>>80495589
i thought he was a genuine big guy when I saw the movie.
>>80496553
You don't, or else you end up with this shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OuzzN94v9E
>>80494407
Really dropped the ball on this one.
>>80498627
Can we stop using B&R as an example? They fucked up Bane, we get it. They also fucked up Batman, Robin, Batgirl, Mr. Freeze, and Poison Ivy.
So shut the fuck up. Bane can be and should be a huge motherfucker.
>>80498836
Dormammu too.
>>80495654
lol he's 5'9, that's not like super short. With his big boi shoes he was looking eye to eye with Bale. He was still jacked as fuck, I think it's believable. And if you're that concerned about height in films, wolverine is supposed to be 5'3 in the comics kek
>>80499021
Doesn't matter if they made him a bit taller, his frame is still tiny. Sure, he got jacked for what he is, but his shoulders are narrow and his arms are short. Looked ridiculous.
The guy who broke the bat looks like THAT? Kek! Kekkity kek kek!
>>80499129
Kek dude it's just a movie. They're gonna cast whoever they think nails the role. they should've gone with Ronnie Coleman right
>tfw the first thing Bane does int he latest Batman run is crash a plane
>>80494407
Mhmmm.
One can only dream that Strowman will one day bring us banekino. Could go all out on the Lucha Bane.
>>80496989
Accurate depiction for me
>>80494407
>small
>first scene they call him a big guy
Check your head temperature. He is a big guy.
Akso you seem to be one of those guys with terrible opinions. You probably think Batman Origins Bane was good and not an insult too
>>80494407
He doesn't look like a manlet in the movie though because of camera angles.
Amateurs that can't into directing and perspective would choose an actual big guy that can't act like the mountain
>>80500612
Wrong. He looks like a manlet standing on a stool.
>>80500826
show it
>>80494407
im sorry, you seem to be confused.
Thats not dr connors from spiderman. You know, the man who said the line "I dont know what im looking at, peter. I am a physicist, not a biologist"
Because honestly you dont fuck up harder than that.
What are some movies and films where manlets get towered*?
*towering is manlet terminology for BTFO
>>80501365
TDKR
>>80495589
>the people doing the cinematography made him look pretty big
short arms = manlet. you cant fool basic proportions.
>>80501523
This. The sewer scene was so cringey how he towered over everyone but his hands were at their fucking elbows
>>80495589
kek
someojne please post this insanely elaborate art-house baneposting video that came out on 5th aniversary
>>80501365
Any Tom Cruise movie
>>80498836
This guy too, though his costume in 2 was sick.
>>80494407
maybe its because Bane is a stupid fuckin character outside of TDKR.
TDKR Bane is the only acceptable form of him.
>>80503389
You're a stupid fuckin character both inside and outside of /tv/. There is no acceptable form..
For you.
>>80494407
Hothead, plsbe very-very careful now, mhm
>>80494407
Despite that, Bane was not even extremely muscular, Tom Hardy gained mostly fat and did Back and neck day 4 time the week, the rest of his body is really small in comparison.
>>80503526
Mmm.
>>80498189
>"they're the real monsters..."
;_;