>"Where are we going?"
>"America"
>Overhead shot of New York City
>Gangster rap starts playing
>>80484489
>Where are we going?
>Back too Reddit
>thread theme starts playing
>>80484489
>where are we going
>paris
>nasheed starts playing
>Paris
>Muslim cab driver blaring shitty Arab music
>>80484698
Fucking kek,do you live in Paris too?
>>80484899
>Too
Implying
You probably live in some shitty no go Banlieue
>>80484698
Oh, is this why The Fifth Element has that random Arab song? Because a French guy made it and it's about a cab driver?
>>80484489
>Overhead shot of New York City
>anything playing but New York, New York
Fucking plebs.
>>80485526
Yes
>>80486123
That song is actually pretty damn good though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmNpwBGyiwU
>"Where are we going?"
>"America"
>wide angle shot of fatfucks on scooters rolling into a walmart
>I am a real American starts playing
>"welcome to Vegas baby!"
>Low angle shot of the strip that speeds up than goes back to normal speed
>"Where are we going?"
>"America"
>Overhead shot of McDonald's megacomplex 139
>Burger music starts playing
>>80486310
LOL TRU DAT TRU DAT
>>80484489
>>"Where are we going?"
>>"America"
>>Overhead shot of children being gunned down in a school
>>The sounds of innocents screaming starts playing
>>80486341
gb2r
>"Where are we going?"
>"Las Vegas"
>Luck Be A Lady Tonight starts playing
>"Where are we going?"
>"London, UK"
>Sitar start playing
>"Where are we going?"
>"/pol/"
>Shadilay starts playing
>>80484698
>not slim guy on an old bike wearing a stripped black and white shirt carrying a paper bag with baguettes and some green veggies and the Eiffel tower in background with some accordion music coming form a restaurant where a beautiful lady in big black sunglasses sips her morning coffee
>"Where are we going?"
>"europe"
>nasheed starts playing
>"Where are we going?"
>"Chicag-"
>Gunshots
>Camera falls to the ground
>Cameraman shot dead
>"Where are we going?"
>"America"
>CONCRETE JUNGLE WHERE DREAMS ARE MADE OF
>THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN'T DO
>where we going?
>Italy
>Mandolin starts playing
>"Where are we going?"
>India
>lots of braaaappps
>>80484489
>"Where are we going?"
>"Russia"
>Creepy old women
>choir starts playing
>>80484489
>"where are we going"
>Vietnam
>'It aint me' starts playing
>"Where are we going?"
>"Brazil"
>Overhead shot of Rio De Janeiro
>Samba starts playing
>>80484489
>"where are we going?"
>"Scotland"
>panoramas of glens and lochs
>bagpipes start playing
>>80488259
>People chasing a chicken
>"Where are we going?"
>"Texas YEEEHAW"
>Sweet Home Alabama starts playing
>>80488182
I shouldn't have laughed, but i did.
>>80488378
Braposting is literally the best shitpost ever
>>80488492
Is that i'm imagining and aerial view of, say, Mumbai, with tens of high and low notes farts as soundtrack.
>>80488553
>sweeping ariel shot of designated streets and sections of the ganges
>>80484489
SHITTY FROG POSTER!
>>80488669
FUCK YOU! YOU DON'T KNOW ME, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT MY LIFE IS LIKE!
>chinese characters called "you" and "me" are introduced
>it causes confusion
>go to England
>"God Save The Queen" Starts Playing
>>80488235
How did this take so long to come up
>scene set in germany
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSNn2PXrXgM starts playing
>"Where are we going?"
>Zef side
>Die Antwoord starts playing
>>80487761
>London calling starts playing
>Where are we going?
>We're not aiming for the truck!
>nasheed starts playing
>>80488235
keker
>>80486283
Kek'd
>Where are we going?
>'Nam
>[overhead shot of napalm strike]
>It Ain't Me starts playing
>crash cut to china
>BONNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG
>Larger aircraft approaches smaller aircraft
>The Fire Rises starts playing
I'M PUTTING TOGETHER A TEAM
*WALKS TOWARDS CAMERA*
>>80487909
That was the old Paris, full of hate, before it was saved by diveristy.
>"where are we going?"
>"Australia"
>AAHHOUT ON THE PATIO
>WEE SIT
>"Where are we going?"
>"Japan"
>YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>80484489
>"Where are we going?"
>"Mexico"
>Flamenco guitar starts playing
>Yellow filter intensifies
>"Where are we going?"
>"Africa"
>Bongo drums start playing
>Orange filter intesifies
>"Where are we going?"
>"London"
>LONDON CALLING
>Gray filter intensifies
>>80490469
what the fuuuuuuuuck
>Where are we going?
>Africa
>Africa starts playing
>>80488214
>slavic country
>bandit camp music starts platying
>Chinese character walks into the scene
>Martial sounding flute music plays
>>80488259
>that picture
this can't be real
>>80484489
>"Where are we going?"
>"The Mog"
>Overhead shot of Mogadishu
>.50 cal starts firing
>>80490469
Looking forward to the next big viral pandemic coming from Brazil!