*blocks your path* >so you think subway footlong edits

Hey Jonah you dropped something.

>picks nipple up off the ground

>>80480344
Holy shit that weather girl really did a number on him.

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how can your calves be wider than your thighs?

>>80480462
Fatasses typically develop huge calves. The only other way to have big calves is genetics, but his likely came from being overweight and walking around.

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some people should never lose weight

why are his knees all fucked up

Does he have a giant manly jaw, or is that leftover double chin?

>>80480462
dance dance revolution

>>80480528
Is there anyway to make them smaller?I'm also cursed with fat calves

>>80480528
>tfw fatty that biked a lot

>>80480967
Why would you want them smaller? I'm a calvlet, if I could have bigger calves, I would.

Girls think you have small legs if your calves are small, even if your fucking quads and hamstrings are huge, they'll think you have small legs.

>>80480998
I don't want to be a dudebro, I want to be a qt lanklet

>>80480344
>skips leg day
I WANTED TO BE YOUR FRIEND DUDE

>>80480967
Stop being fat and/or stop standing/walking all day. If you have stopped give it a few months, don't work out your calves either. If it gets severe then cut protein from your diet. Calves will go before the other core muscles since they're further away from your core and less essential.

>>80480456
He's stated in the past he's never wanted to be fat, but he's been typecast as fat and had to keep the weight on. It's really sad that fat guys in hollywood do this, probably even less healthy than women going all ana to stay low.

How much do you think he can bench?

>>80480636
I love this meme.
He has knock knees.

>>80480574
His problem is that he still dresses like a gormless fatty

>>80481196
he's dressed the same as the silent midget

>>80480344
his nipples are all misaligned for his current physique, his skin really must be a mess under the clothes

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>>80480344
>so you think subway footlong edits are funny, huh?
Well I do actually. I've spent many hours in front of photoshoop, fucking your shit up like you were Brendon Frazier, and have been an active contributer to the subway edits.
Matter of fact, I might plugin the photoshooper right now and knock out a nice bit of dank OC subway memery.
Sign up for my photoshop, meme blog here for more info guys www.ishygddt.com

>>80481092
I'm sorry to break this to you my friend. The truth is the subway footlong is real and the legs has been edited on to it

YOU'RE NOT SO BIG!!!

>>80480344

How much longer does he have?

>>80481092

Yeah, it can't be that he's just a fatass. Must be a Hollywood conspiracy to keep him fat against his will.

Nigga pls.

>>80481089

This is the dumbest shit ever posted on 4chan.

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>>80480344
>He's slim again

Make up your mind already.

>>80480344
That French qt caused this, I guess fat shaming really works

>>80482904

Losing and gaining weight all the time is worse than just leaving it on, desu.

>>80480344
I sure do. I even keep a picture of my favorite one in my wallet.

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>>80480574

>>80483303
>>80480574

All that excess skin that former fat people have is super off-putting.

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>>80480344

>>80483303
didn't he get really sick though?

>>80481092
>I dont want to be fat
>I just HAVE to for work
>It's not my fault
>And genetics and stuff

>>80480528
>a muscle does not grow, it's either big because you're fat or because of genetics, you literally can't train it
t. Calflet McCurlbro

I actually know Jonah and will be forwarding this thread to him. He's aware of the Subway shops

>>80486380
Fuck off you lying bitch.