>guy bumps into you >says "Watch where you're

>try to hide my dank self moistening boipucci lest he thing I have IBS

>the semen arsonist

probably suck him off desu thats a handsome man

>tell him to GET FUCKED

>>80480080
Laugh at him and call him a victim of child-abuse, or something. I don't know; good thread by the way

>You like to grab balls, huh?

"I'm truly sorry, but I had to bump into you there. If I didn't, you would be out that door thirty seconds too soon, and an out-of-control taxi would run you down and kill you." (whips out tinfoil hat) "My name's Anon, and I'm with the Time Patrol. thank you for not dying today."

Can I buy you a beer?

Get fucked you fat cunt

>>80480080
Why don't you go and get fucked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0pOVtBXAv4