Reddit Letter Media

Mike's booze

>>80472532
Anyone donating to them already knows what their general release schedule is like.

>>80472532
lmoa u people give money to youtubers??

>>80472532
the Manhole

>>80472532
>our money
lol don't even pretend that you donate to them, you entitled faggot.

>>80472532
You want quantity over quality? why? so their show becomes even more boring?

>Kong comes out
>They don't review it
I can just imagine them saying, "We THOUGHT about it, but it wasn't really a 'Half in the Bag' kind of movie"

>>80473418
Yeah? And?

>giving money to people making le ebin maymay videos on the Internet
This entire generation should be gassed.

>>80473281
>quality
kek

>>80473505
Yeah man paying for things what a concept

It's not my money.

>>80473538
Fuck off back to your Rick and Morty reaction videos, millennial cancer.

>>80473505
Yeah people supporting the things they enjoy is fucking crazy amirte?

>>80473281
>put camera in front of 2 chairs
>turn on camera
>sit in chairs
>babble about movies

>donating to e-celeb cancer
ISHYGDDT

>>80473586
That's a ridiculous oversimplification

>>80473586
mass producing and forcing talks about movies that aren't worth talking about sounds like a terrible idea

>>80473586
>set up lights
>film with three cameras
>mic your subjects
>monitor audio
>discuss movies for at least an hour or longer
>go to editing software
>ingest at least 3 hours of HD footage
>sync up footage
>edit discussion down to something manageable, as well as create jokes and humor through creative editing
>cross cut between 3 camera set up
>mix audio

Yeah, it's so simple!

It doesn't surprise me that the underage retards here actually DEFEND e-celebs.

>>80472795
I've given RLM money. I don't anymore.

>>80473796
Cool story, bro

>>80473688

Why do they have to be so complicated with this? Just sit in front of a fucking camera.

Example:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kWrINmf714
This is why Doug Walker is much more respected and has actually won awards.

>>80473858
How much money do you given, Mr. High and Mighty?

>>80473586
Mike and Rich should start reviewing every episode of Star Trek.

>>80473879
Here's your reply.

>>80473688
Yes yes Jay you're so cool

>>80473931
You say this in jest, but why not? They could do a heavily cut down reaction video with a short review afterwards. Maybe they could experiment with Plinkett-esque edits and narration.

>jim only gets $2000/month
>doesn't ask for it
>1-2 videos a week + streams
Is Jim /ourguy/?

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What was meant by this?

>>80474024
Jim is one of the only people that could be /ourguy/.

>>80472532
>it's a newfag doesn't understand RLM's unpredictable release schedule episode
Be thankful you weren't watching them in the early Half in the Bag days, newfag.

>>80473688
considering how large their team is and how they used to release content more often I think they are getting lazy

>>80474155
>how large their team
Their "team" is literally Mike and Jay. They do all the filming and editing. Are you the same retard that didn't understand why they don't hire outside editors in another thread earlier today?

>>80474185
two is more than enough

>>80474247
Enough for what? Your entitled demands?

You sound like someone that has an advanced knowledge of video production and editing

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My "review" of Reddit Letter Media

>posting in a friend simulator thread
>idolizing an aging group of youtube vloggers from Milwaukee
>he gives his real-life "friends" money every month

Rich
>an unemployed construction worker, the trick monkey fraud of the group. knows two tricks: forced laughter and becoming violent. brava, rich! brava!

Jack
>a failed viral marketer with an ugly wife and children with terrible names ('myson packard?'). he knows he's the least popular cast member and desperately tries to fit in by making fun of reddit on stream

Mike
>an over-the-hill "director" weighed down by his talentless friends. only makes "ironically bad" videos because they're immune to criticism. his latest production 'Space Cop' has exposed him as a fraud and proved a spiritual and economic disaster. he will eventually go the route of orson welles, balloon up to 500 pounds and die at the ripe age of 50.

Jesse
>the curdling definition of a parasite. ditters on her phone while the men do all the hard work. got caught buying jewelry with actual Patreon money.

Jay
>the only cast member showing any self-improvement or growth. still has a long way to go, but has already outgrown RLM.

I like how Reddit Letter Media is a company founded upon criticism, insulting and berating others and their works, but HEAVEN FORBID that anyone criticize them! They'll even ban you from their stream if they catch a whiff of dissatisfaction. It's amazing how creatively lazy the group has become. They were better when they were a starving group. Now they can sit on their fat asses, drink beer and make fart jokes while you throw money at the screen. Amazing.

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>>80472724

>>80474149
That was like 6 years ago, grandpa. What's wrong with holding RLM to modern YouTube review standards?

Is ONE new video per week unreasonable to ask for? The fuck?

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>>80474305

>>80474351
They average one video a week. What are you even babbling about?

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>>80474128

>>80474351
March (so far):
>Pre Rec: Horizon Zero Dawn
>Half in the Bag: Get Out and Logan

February:
>Best of the Worst: Sequels
>Starship Troopers reView
>Best of the Worst: Plinketto 3
>Pre Rec: Abstract-mo-tron

January:
>Nerd Crew 2
>Half in the Bag: La La Land and Bye Bye Man
>Fuck You, It's January
>True Stories reView
>Nerd Crew
>Mr. Plinkett Responds to Comments on his Video Commenting on Disney’s Star Wars Rogue One

December:
>Mr. Plinkett Talks About Rogue One
>Best of the Worst Christmas Episode
>Half in the Bag: Rogue One
>Best of the Worst: Wheel of the Worst 13
>Half in the Bag: 2016 Catch Up
>Pre-Rec: Dishonored 2

What are you complaining about again?

>>80473576
They can operate without the money of people off the internet

until armand white or motherfuckers like him start youtubing, rlm is still the best of our generation.

>>80474495
Pre-rec doesn't count

>>80474508
And what's your point? How often have you seen them beg for money, or even mention their Patreon? They made one announcement video when they started their Patreon and literally never shill it. Why are you triggered that people voluntarily give someone on the internet money?

>>80474495
they only done 2 half in the bags in the last 3 months, thats weak

>>80474536
>it's a it only counts as "real" content if it's what I personally want them to do episode

>>80474558
If you just want the exact same content every week where the creator feels shackled by the entitled demands of autistic fans, perhaps the Nostalgia Critic would be more up your alley.

>>80474305
wizard is worse than aids moby

>>80474495
if you only count RLM content they are really slowing down

>>80474621
Nostalgia Critic is a horribly annoying faggot

>>80474024
Who is Jim?

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>>80474681
this is jim
what is his malfunction?

>>80474660
no. he barley functions at all anymore and hes weight is out of control. Rich might be though

>>80474658
People have been saying that they're "slowing down" their content for literally years. It's the same as it's always been: occassionally a dry spell, then an abundance of stuff. I take it you weren't watching them back when Half in the Bag first started and they put out one video a month, and it was just Half in the Bag and nothing else?

>>80474580
I think Rich and Jack literally pay to use the equipment to make Pre Rec.

>>80474735
rich is straight edge tho desu senpai

>>80474732
every video with him and the other canadian is great

>>80474677
But he puts out videos every single week! and it's always the same type of video! That sounds like it's more important to you than a creator doing what they're creatively inspired to do.

>>80474749
were spoiled desu. We want a new funny video every week all year and thats honestly hard to expect

>>80474765
Why would you think that? Literally what have they ever said or done that would give you that impression?

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will mike ever answer for his crimes?

Why do you spergs obsess over this show? Take the energy you waste jerking off to a bunch of "youtube celebs" (I use that term VERY loosely) and do something to improve your life.

>>80474896
>Hey everyone, I just wanted to take the time to drop by a thread about a subject I don't care about to let you know that I think I'm better than you
Cool, thanks for sharing, bro. You sound like a pretty cool guy desu

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>>80474896
No

>>80474861
How long did you searched for a happening in milwaukee?

And what kind of name is that, it's indian or something?

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Thanks for the money!

>>80474580
I like pre-rec you absolute autist

>>80472532
>our money
>giving those douches money
J U S T
U
S
T

>>80474305
Disturbingly accurate.

>>80475159
$15 a month is nothing. I'm happy to chip in.

>>80474305
My "review" of Reddit Letter Media

Mike Stoklasa - Hes the leader of the bunch. You know him well. Hes finally back, to release a Plinkett review. His dead pan humour, can hire in spurts, if he makes you laugh, it's gonna hurt. He's bigger, fatter, and stronger too. He's the first member of the RLM crew.
Rich Evans - This guy's got style, so listen up dudes, he can laugh on command, to suit the mood. Hes quick and nimble when he needs to be, he can stream a video game, or watch people climb up trees, if you choose him, youll not choose wrong, with a groan and a oh my gawd, he's one tough RLM
Jack - He has no style. He has no grace. This RLM has a funny face. He can over extended histay laugh, when he needs too or stretch his legs after a stream, just for you. Inflate his gut, just like a balloon. This crazy RLM just digs this tune.
Jay Bauman - Back again, and about time too and this time. He's in the mood. He can commentate really good with a movie on, with his beer out, he's after you. He'll make you smile when he appears on Previously Recorded, and shit posters beware CUZ he's after you.
Beard fat - Finally. He's here for you. It's the last member of the RLM crew. This guy is so unfunny, it isn't funny, he'll make the shitposters cry out for mommy, ruin a video with relative ease, make enjoying RLM seem not such a breeze, he may move slow, he can't quip high, but this RLM, is one hell of a guy.

>>80472532
is there just one guy that posts these /rlm/ threads every day?

>>80474305
>got caught buying jewelry with actual Patreon money
story behind this?

>>80475711
It's the same "story" that's been brought up literally hundreds of times in the last five years since this pasta started getting obsessively posted over and over.

>>80475759
...which is?

>>80472532
Rich's diabetes medication

>>80475254
Even $15 is too much to waste on them.

>>80475711
>people spend income
oh wow it's nothing

The pressure to perform for $16,000+ a month is becoming too much for Mike and crew.

They're gonna go the route of Spoony soon and just shitpost on Twitter all day and watch the money dwindle away.

>>80475773
Some faggot on /tv/ claims that Jessie bought jewerly with Patreon money. That's it. No proof. No source. Someone just said it once.

>>80475841
I enjoy it. I get occasional bonus scenes and outtakes.

Rich's falling out with Jack on the Nioh stream was a little unsettling. I always thought they were best bros.

>>80475924
link?

>>80475961
He's just making shit up for no reason other than the (you)s.

>>80475922
You're a fucking loser dude. Out-takes and bonus clips of 2 guys talking about movies. Your mother should have aborted you

>>80475900
Even if they did, it's their fucking money. The $16K used to belong to pathetic reddit virgins that contributed to it, but then patreon took it from them willingly and gave it to these hack frauds in Wisconsin. They could spend it all on abortions for all I care.

>>80476093
>B-but muh e-celeb drama!!

>>80476092
I don't pay just for those things. I like the videos they make, so I give them money. The extra stuff is just a bonus.

>>80474305
>got caught buying jewelry with actual Patreon money
This would be more believable if you changed it to caught buying donuts with patreon money

>>80476093
Patreon money should be spent explicitly on business costs. Not luxury items.

>>80476269
caught buying craft beers and handles of makers mark with patreon money

though, them being drunk enough to watch this fucking garbage is part of the appeal of the show

>>80476353
Reddit fucktards should not donate on Patreon if they don't want their money wasted on e-celeb nobodies.

>>80476353
Patreon money is voluntary donations. They can spend it on whatever they want.

>>80476353
lol

>they do it for free

Patreon should be used to extract money from fools.

>>80476353
So you don't think they should be using that money to pay themselves a salary so they can continue to make videos? You expect them to literally do it for free?

>>80476353
are you some /leftypol/ faggot?

>>80476394
t. jay bahuanamstein

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>>80474305

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>>80476445
>mfw plebs don't drink 4 bottles of wine each night and watch a season of TOS near me

>>80476593

He's more liquor now than man. Twisted and evil.

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>>80476664
ironic...

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>>80476664
>>80476721

>>80472532
Why per week?

>>80476861
Because that's the arbitrary schedule that OP has decided RLM should follow, despite having no idea what they're working on behind the scenes or what they creatively feel like focusing on.

>>80476861
mike went on record saying that HITB is a weekly review show

now if you remember that it takes him 4 days to sober up after a binge, you know why this schedule isn't fulfilled

>>80476916
>mike went on record saying that HITB is a weekly review show
Oh God, this faggot again.

>>80472532
They're working on a "secret project" that may or may not go anywhere. Project Hornet, I think it was called

>>80476945
hey you're still awake too, how've you been?

>>80476976
That's a Pre Rec thing. Has nothing to do with RLM or their regular videos.

>>80476976
stop lying

>>80476945
you know what happens when he makes these threads? everyone goes and hits up RLM to see if they have a new video, and RLM gets more ad hits, more views on their patreon.

I'm starting to think the /rlm/ stalker guy is so obsessed with them, this is his weird way of advertising.

>>80477063
You're probably giving him too much credit. More likely, he's just a pathetic permavirgin that thrives on e-celeb gossip and drama.

>>80473418
They're probably waiting for a second movie to pair it with. They've done it before.

>>80473879
What awards?

>>80473931
Oh god if they did that, people wouldn't shut up about telling them about SF Debris. It'd be interesting to hear their opinions on Trek. Voyager alone has enough material for them to work off of.

>>80475237
I wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't intentional.

>>80477401
Yes, RLM's humor is generally intentional.

>>80472532
>our

...

one of the strangest developments has to be people who pay other people to be able to market for those people.

>>80475237

Am I the only one who seriously hated Jessie?

>>80477545
yes

>>80472532
They've always been like this. Anyone who pledged knew what they were getting into.

>posting in a literal shill thread

>>80481327
>fucking men

>>80474305
>>80474368
Jesus christ this is literally the same thread being remade every 6 hours.

Is Rich Evans secretly the most: entertaining, smart, not alcoholic, responsible, lovable, adorable, guy on the RLM?

>>80481873
he is an alcoholic. and if hes not he is a chronically depressed man-child who spends all day playing video games

Website hosting is expensive anon

http://www.lightningfastvcrrepair.com/

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>>80472532
Hey, at least you're not supporting Spoony. Then you'd be really mad.

>>80474337
https://youtu.be/Hnik-jU0HgA

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>>80482056
Kek. I love these guys.

>>80473281
>quality
>whine about films for £16k a month

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>>80482131
thank you

this thread is very autistic

>>80474732
He looks like Kevin Nash

>>80472532
Fuck these douchebags. The only reason I subscribed to the channel was to see more Plinkett reviews.

I was so excited to see Plinkett take the piss out of Force Awakens, before I saw the movie, but so much more after seeing the film and being underwhelmed.

Then they spent 50-60% of the review discussing the "ring theory" and bashing millennials, and only slightly brushing the issues of Episode VII. Just like other "old school" Star Wars fans, Mike and Jay completely kiss ass to the movie because of MUH CHILDHOOD.

Why can't people just admit that movie was "meh?"

Can anyone recommend a few shorter episodes of Best of the Worst?

>>80482678
hit the showers

>>80482738
>Why can't people just admit that movie was "meh?"
A lot of old school Star Wars fans were still traumatized by the prequels. Anything that seemed like a slight step above was welcoming at that point. Personally, I went "meh" after immediately seeing it.

>>80472532
You realize their studio has rent of like $5,000 and they need to save some of that money to pay income tax on it. Right?

You understand basic concept it income, and living expenses?

>>80482933
everyone is way too emotional about star wars now. people cant even judge them just as movies anymore

>>80472532
>donate money
>expect things

>>80476353
>Patreon money should be spent explicitly on business costs. Not luxury items.
buisness costs include salary. so he paid himself some salary and bought some stuff with it.

how can people be this dense?

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>>80483780

>>80475275
all this effort and no jokes

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>>80472532
>our money

>>80477545
jessie fags are the worst

>>80472532
space cop 2 obviously

>>80474305
How many people post this? Please don't tell me it's only one.

>>80473879
MELVIN MELVIN BROTHER OF THE JOKER

>>80482085
This cunt just to play the latest garbage AAA game or the latest blockbuster and rant on camera for 40 minutes a week.

He could coast on his efame and neve do real work.

>>80472532

the same thing anyone here would do with that money

>>80475237
>>80474305

>it will never be 2014 ever again with its RLM shitposting

Rich and Jack just spent 30 minutes of the stream shitting on ScreenJunkies, will it become a real e-celeb war we've all been waiting for?

>>80485717

I assume they started that with 'The Nerd Crew'

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Rich has pseudobulbar affect and his laugh makes me want to get ear cancer. Like any other channel once they are comfortable with the money situation the quality of the content will drastically fall. They don't HAVE to push out the best quality possible. All they have to do is get them out eventually. If i was in their position I'd do the least amount of work possible, why wouldn't you. Obviously they aren't going to break into the real industry, its too late for them. Regardless I respect the alcoholism.

>be /tv/
>support piracy against companies that spend millions to make a movie
>get butthurt when people don't want to pay or question paying youtube celebrities for sporadic videos with questionable quality that other people provide for free

>>80473931
I would very much enjoy this

>>80485717
Link/timecode?

>>80486642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iH82vP7HdKc
1:11:20

16000$ a month isn't much when divided between all of them.

>>80486724
Much thanks.

>>80482004
>he is an alcoholic
Rich doesn't drink.

>>80473879

Have you ever read the nostalgia wolf stories on ff.net? Most autistic shit ever. Some cunt did a dramatic reading of them on jewtube.

>>80486724
Liar

>>80473569
>paying for things
>millennials

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>>80474861

"S Jay W" Bauman

>>80486642
>>80486724
yesterday's stream, it must be on twitch

>>80487141
i'm pretty sure it was the niho stream. maybe it was part 2 (?)

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If they make 16k a month then why does Jay need to gay marry Mr Plinkett so he can have power of attorney over him to scam him out of his welfare checks?

>>80487226
It's not for the money. It's to satisfy Mike's growing cuckold fetish. He wants Mr. Plinkett to cuck him by marrying Susan.

>>80487226
You do get that Half in the Bag is fiction, right?

>>80474785
Understandable considering his parents.

>>80472532
> 40% of the pledges are cancelled by credit card companies because people change their minds (at least what I heard happens to everyone using patreon)
> 5% goes to patreon
> 35% goes to maintain the studio, website and other business expenses
> 20 % salaries
am I right?

>>80487525
what about software license fees

>>80473796
shut the up then

Can someone who actually watches previously recorded tell me what episodes jay is in?

I can't watch this without him, its just pain.

>>80487717
if his name isn't in the title, he's not in it.

>>80483430
>everyone is way too emotional about star wars now. people cant even judge them just as movies anymore
That's the entire goddamn point of Plinkett's FA review.

>>80487717
people made playlists on youtube

>>80486743
Rich Mike and Jay are all full-time at RLM, if everything was split evenly they would each get ~5300 a month

It's decent money considering they're making youtube videos, but I wouldn't consider it wealthy or anything

>>80487525
they also need to pay the guy that makes these interminable threads

>>80474128
>he doesn't chill with his bros like this
autism

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>>80487800
>>80487717
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLj6Iw-5xFg1CE9OPR0UqmIcCrbk9c42Bi

Thanks, found one

>>80474024
He is /ourwhore/ now, he is my favorite jewslut

>>80487301

WAKE UP SHEEPLE

>>80487982
jack doesnt get paid, he cries about it every prerec stream

pah-trey-on

>determine Mike's, Jessi's, beardfat's, and Rich's heights
>estimate their BMIs based on body chart comparisons
>calculate the number of pounds each is overweight and referring to sex and age brackets establish their Base Metabolic Rates
>break down their excess poundage into calories
>estimate how many calories over their BMRs they need to consume daily to maintain their obesity
>cross reference this number with Milwaukee consumer price index to establish the grocery dollar value of that many calories

There is your answer. I'm too lazy to look up the numbers myself.

>>80487301
it was originally promoted as 100% real

My "review" of "The Other Woman" starring Natalie Portman:

NOT. GOOD.

LOL nobody has successfully refuted this review.

Jerk is a nice AIDSmoby desu. I lick himm.

Is Gay jay?

Who impregbaited Mike "The Pleb Rebler" Stiklazta?

JEWelry LOL

Jay "the Sexx Bludgeon" Bauhnaham LOL

>>80472532
The idea is giving them money means they don't NEED to put out so much content.

Same with any channel, once they get Patreon going, less content. Because they don't need the ad rev anymore...

Be honest, how much are you donating? Me, $30 p/mth. Seems pretty fair for about 2 hours of content not including prerec and prerec streams. I have sub their so $35 I guess, plus some bits here and there.

Point is, if you weren't spending it here, you're either not going to spend it elsewhere either because you're poor, or, well I just don't know. If you're watching every week then I just don't know where I put you in.

>our money
lmao

It is a bit weird both pre rec and RLM content slowed about a week ago.

I wonder what they're working on.

>>80482085
what a fallen creator.

>>80476434
That doesn't make any sense

>>80489725
How is it "weird?" Rich and Jack flat out said they were shooting a bunch of stuff recently.

>>80472532
>our money
>our

Get out
Fucking reddtors

>>80489758
He's trying to call you a filthy communist, but he's retarded. Which makes me think HE is the communist.

>>80482085
Ugh. I hate this attitude.

Still donate $50 per month to Spoony. Why? Guess what, welcome to adult life, YouTube isn't forever. He has provided us and our children with a lifetime of shit though.

Where is the pension/retirement program for these guys? How long would you like Spoony to go on for before he can stop making videos?

Same for DSP, $50 each per month. I'll be honest partly just to spite some people but these people have been over run by the Pewdiepies of the web and we can't turn our backs on them. They need some kind of backbone to stay in $.

>>80489893
>How long would you like Spoony to go on for before he can stop making videos?
He stopped making videos years ago

>>80489835
I don't follow them that closely I was just noticing the frequency change.
Also your response was very rich Evans, getting annoyed over literally nothing.

>>80489940
I know, so now what? We just turn our backs on him? Some of us wont. You're welcome.

>>80489979
>We just turn our backs on him? Some of us wont.
If you want to literally throw your money away, that's your problem. All you're doing is enabling someone who literally hates you. Spoony hates his fans.

>>80489951
Nobody's annoyed. You're pretty sensitive desu

>>80490020
Pretty sure he doesn't hate me when im paying his rent. Ungrateful cunt, what did you ever give back to him? 2 pennies in ads and some shit talking on /tv/? How generous. Inb4 adblocker.

>>80490037
Usually people put words in quotes when their being diminutive. I'm autistic about language.

>>80490044
This is a really bizarre and autistic form of shitposting.

>>80490078
pretty straightforward, sorry if you weren't ready to get exposed, freeloader

welcome to the adult world, if people like me don't pitch in then you freeloaders don't get shit to watch. It's really that simple.

>>80490044
Point is, he doesn't do the work for the support. His contempt for his fans is reflected in his contempt for himself, which he regularly expresses on twitter or twitch.
I also suspect there's some secret habit there. It'd make so much sense if he harbors secret alcoholism or a meth habit or even heavy smoking. His behavior is that of a deeply unsettled individual and anyone supporting that lifestyle is only hurting him.
ATP I have a theory that those still giving him money want him to die.

hourly reminder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67ZZUSpeS4k

>>80490117
Here's your (you)

>>80490140
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fuck all youtubers ublock is life

>>80472532
>Where's our money going exactly?
Maybe into making a decent movie without ironical non-acting for once?
Ha-ha-ha, no.

>>80473931
This is actually a fantastic idea

>>80472532
>Where's our money going exactly?
You're not donating to them, you just want them to disappear because they steal the spotlight from your favorite e-celeb.

>>80474024
So he shits out more videos, it must mean they're better.

>>80487301
Shut up globalist!

>>80484978
If you go by BMI, it's around 3.4 people.

>>80486429
>get butthurt when people don't want to pay or question paying youtube celebrities
You're the only one getting butthurt, princess, about money you're not spending to begin with.

>>80490883
Yes

>>80487301
I'm not following here. I think I saw their store around milwaukee once.

>>80489504
Has anyone ever refuted this?

>>80489504
fun fact: i got a three day ban when i originally posted this (minus the natalie portman thing)

I met Mike and Jay at a con a while ago, I went with my girlfriend. When we approached them Mike looked at me then at my girlfriend and said "The fuck you doing with this stupid cunt? Get with this dick or get raped you whore.", I was completely shocked and didn't know if he was joking so I stood in silence just not sure of what to say. Then a voice was heard from behind him "Oh Mike you found another goofball?", "Yeah Jay, this one looks like a complete dick head, his girlfriend is pretty banging though, I'd fuck her asshole", "Oh yeah, maybe we should fill his girlfriend ass with goofballs so she'd know how much of a goofball he is". Right at that moment Mike jumped on my girlfriend and pulled her pants down, I tried to stop him but Jay jumped on me and held me down he started whispering in my ear "She's going to get the goofballs and you aint going to do nothing about it!", I watched on in horror as my girlfriend stared at me in the eyes as Mike undressed her and rammed his fingers up her ass, she was trying to scream but Mike just kept pushing her head down. Mike looked at me and mouthed the word "Goofball", It was like a silent movie, I watched as Mile then proceeded to pull out his testicles and forcibly push them into her anus with his hands. Jay who was still holding me down started to squeal into my ear "She's getting the goofballs", he started to twist my nipple as far as it could go, and I could feel blood trickling from it onto my shirt, I felt what I can assume was Jays boner pushing into my back... I blacked out.

>>80489639
>invest in small widget business
>they begin to produce LESS widgets

Hm really makes you think. If this was any other business Mike would be rightfully sued.

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>>80475275
Is this a Donkey Kong 64 reference?

>>80491181
I've gotten a month-long ban for posting the "review".

Also the "tick tock" copypasta will get you banned almost instantly.

>>80473931

I want Mike to review Babylon 5

>>80491360
>invest in small widget business
patreon is not an investment. it's a donation with zero strings attached. it is an extremely stupid way to spend your money

>>80489639
So... are you donating to receive less content? What kind of moronic logic is that?

>>80491998
It's about the same amount of content. If people weren't donating, they'd probably be back at shooting weddings or whatever.
http://redletterweddings.com/

>>80474305
My review of this review:

>tryhard faggot talks shit about strangers for attenton on an anonymous image board.

>>80492325
Re:view is shit though.

>>80492340
>still getting this mad after it's been posted every day for years
embrace the absurdity of it

>>80492325
I hope they keep doing Nerd Crew

>>80472532
Once you give the money, its theirs, not yours. Also, that 16k has to cover 3 persons plus a studio plus taxes.

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>>80474305
>mfw every time a rlm fanboy cuck loses his mind over this successful, unrefutable, air-tight copypasta, especially the last paragraph

>posting in a literal shill thread

>>80474305
And the others?

>>80474305
Why does Jay come out smelling like a rose in this pasta?

>>80492715
Jay originally wrote it while browsing here drunk

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>>80492463
ɥdɐɹƃɐɹɐd ʇsɐl ǝɥʇ ʎllɐiɔǝdsǝ 'ɐʇsɐdʎdoɔ ʇɥƃiʇ-ɹiɐ 'ǝlqɐʇnɟǝɹun 'lnɟssǝɔɔns siɥʇ ɹǝʌo puiɯ siɥ sǝsol ʞɔnɔ ʎoquɐɟ ɯlɹ ɐ ǝɯiʇ ʎɹǝʌǝ ʍɟɯ<

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>>80492934
What th--?

>>80492963
STATUS: REFUTED

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>>80474305

>>80477128
power rangers most likely

>>80493087
beauty and the beast would be more thematically relevant alongside king kong (plus disney pays good money for reviews)