>Andrew Dice Clay on living in Los Angeles: (it's full

I was just listening to Jason Ellis make fun of his kid's band. Pretty funny, to be desu.

LITTLE BOY BLUE

>>80467499
Sauce me up.

>>80467366
He never said autistics

>>80467366
Why did he forget Jews?

>>80468011

because he is one

HICKORY DICKORY DOCK
THIS BROAD WAS SUCKING MY COCK
THE CLOCK STRUCK TWO
I DROPPED MY GOO
AND DROPPED HER ASS ON THE NEXT BLOCK
OHHH

OLD MUDDA HUBBARD
WENT TO DA CUBBARD
TO FETCH HER OLD DOG A BONE
SHE BENT OVA
ROVA TOOK OVA
SHE GOT A BONE OF HER OWN
OHHH

LITTLE BOY BLUE
HE NEEDED THE MONEY
OHHH

PETER PETER PUMPKIN EATER
WAS WHACKIN OFF IN THE MOVIE THEATER
BLEW HIS LOAD ALL OVER THE SCREEN
AND RUINED TITANIC'S FINAL SCENE
OHHH

>>80468011
They're the pimps.

JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL
EACH WIDDA BUCK AND A QUARTA
JILL CAME BACK WITH TWO FIFTY
OHHH

JACK BE NIMBLE
JACK BE QUICK
JACK BURNT OFF HIS FUCKIN DICK
OHHH

>>80468509
I don't understand this one

Is it because he'll do anything for money, why is that suppose to be funny?

>>80468685
It's a play on the nursery rhyme Little Boy Blue. Nothing more complex than that.

Jack be nimble.
Jack be quick.
Whip it out, Ill suck that dick.

>>80468819
andrew dice gay is far superior to the actual dice

I LOVE AN OCCASIONAL GLASS OF WINE.
I SIT DOWN AND ENJOY IT, WWEEITH MY WHOOOORREESS.


EEEGGUUUHHHHGUHHH DRINK MY GOO! ITS A FINE VINTAGE.

>>80468685
Blue = blew
Blew as in "your mother blew an aids infested negro last night"

OHHH

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>>80467499
>I was just listening to Jason Ellis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1_32wPrdSQ

DICIS is the best

Why the fuck is this man famous? What is his talent?

>>80467499
>unironically or ironically listening to jason ellis
neck urself

>>80468943
OHHHHUAHH I CAN DANCE....I CAN JAA YAAA!!
IM HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE.
SEE THAT COCK?
STICK IT UP YOUR ASS!
LOOK AT, DICE THE FAGGGGG.

HIS CUM, IT WAS SOOOO THICK.
IT WAS LIKE CHOWDER!

>>80469109
The 80s were a different time. There was a stand up comedy bubble. Pretty much anyone could write jokes and get up on stage and make money. Tons and tons of small clubs all across the US.

Dice was edgy for his time, and edgy was what sold back then.
Look at Sam Kinison. He material is fucking garbage, but he made gigantic money back in the day.

>>80469109
His talent was given whores lots of his banana juice, A GUESSHHHHH GUESH GUESH!

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER IN THE ASS AND SHE HAD YOU
OHH

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Two faggots walk into a bar.
Its me and a friend, its not even a joke here!
ANDREW DICE GAY! OOOOOHHHH!

Can anyone here do the "stick your arm behind your head and smoke a cigarette" thing like the DICEMAN?

>>80469256
are these actual lyricss or a new meme in his style?

btw Ford Ferlaine RnR detective is superb

>BootyTime BootyTime Across th USA

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>>80467499
>listening to GAYson Elis

WHATTA FAG OOHHHHHHHHHHH

>>80469575
I think anybody can do that, but can anybody here get married to a whore they barely knew and get taken for 35 million?

>>80469608
>He dosent know of Andrew Dice Gay.
LITTLE BOY BLUE LIVED IN A SHOE.
I SUCKED HIM OFF AND SWALLOWED HIS GOO!

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>>80469608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzFLwWkkGDg

>>80469608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpSGF7Y-K3c&t=25s
Merry Christmas, you goo gobbler.

LITTLE JACK HORNER

>>80468602
THAT FUCKEN WHORE

THERE HAD TO BE A BETTAH WAY

>>80469730
RETARD CANT SEE I WROTE I KNOW DICE FROM THE RNR DETECTIVE MOVIE
BECAUSE RETARDS EYE IS FILLED WITH SOM GOOEE

>>80469883
You know who Andrew Dice Clay is.
But you dont know the beauty, of Andrew Dice Gay.

Now here, take some banana juice.

>>80467366
Back then degeneracy hadn't been normalized.
You were allowed to call a freak a freak.
It was a different time.

JACK BE NIMBLE JACK BE QUICK!
I HAVEN'T BEEN FUNNY SINCE 86!

>>80467552
HE NEEDED THE MONEY

>>80469815
Andrew. Dice. Gay.

>>80469008
>>80469163
>>80469609
O&A/Sternfags detected

OOOOOHHHHH
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_JvmfFHuIg8

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I saw him live last year. Very good. He doesn't just do the knock knock jokes anymore, actually talks about being old and a dad a lil bit. He was really friendly after the show as well. His lil latina wife is hot.

The DICEMAN is a character. Its a routine, performance, etc, its not a real guy. Andrew Silverstein, in his words, just shares a closet with him.

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>>80468819
SO I'M HENGIN' OUT WITH THESE FEGS

MARY MARY QUITE CONTRARY
TRIM THAT BUSH
ITS SO
DAMN
HAIRY

OH

I'M OVA HERE NOW

BOP NOW IT'S MINE

>>80469109
He had an original shtick back in the day, even if it wasn't particularly funny. Enough that he became a household name despite only having 15 minutes of fame. Of course, Anthony Cumia would always do an impression of him, which is where all these cringy /r/opieandanthony millennials were exposed to him before digging further into his old act.

>>80472538
Remember when he pretended to cry on Arsenio?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Kv7nCrtLYw

>>80473226
I cant imagine there's too many people who know ol' Anthony Cumia but hadn't heard of Andrew Dice Clay...

>>80473299
He was on top of the world at that time, to an extent, any publicity was good. I mean how fake is that cry?

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>>80473346
So fake that Kinison mocked him when he was on the show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5r8g9Lm-KE

>>80467366
BILL AND HILLARY WENT TO THE
UHH
...


OHHHHHHHH

>>80473581
Kinison was a monumental asshole

TWO FAGS WALK INTO A BAR
ITS ME AND A FRIEND
IM ANDREW DICE GAY
OHHHHH

>>80469608

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lTnnu3XLFk

>>80467366
Are you suggesting you're a hooker?

>>80473226
Ah yes, as opposed to life long Dice fans like you and I!

I still have my ticket from THE GARDEN