Passengers or "Let's pretend Jennifer Lawrence is a

>>80461386

I'd bang her, but she's so fucking FAKE personality wise, huge primadonna. I hope she falls on her face literally and figuratively.

>>80461435
I just want a bird to shit on her car

Would have been better as a slasher flick, with the guy waking the women one at a time, and hunting them on the ship.

Horrible movie but decent OST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XYLX5dxhj0

>>80462306
That's basically Pandorum, which was far better than this.

Loved the visuals in this movie though.

>>80462256

Just one bird?

>>80462306
LOL

why wouldn't the ship wake up the crew if there was a catastrophic problem that need repair? why else was there a crew on the ship, what purpose did they serve if they were just going to be hibernating the entire time like the passengers?

>>80463282
And why would a trip that takes over 100 years been seen as efficient? You would literally be throwing your life away for the sake of a vacation.

>>80463593

the answer was given in the totally natural and not at all forced exposition sequence at the beginning of the movie

i knew she would save him when he was hit by the reactor blast because she plays those roles where women are just as strong and capable as men, it was so predictable

>>80463282
they were going to wake up a few months before. probably to help land and make sure everything is fine upon landing

>the writers actually thought they were using the word "failsafe" correctly
>ship didn't have a single actual failsafe

I was thinking that all the system failures were going to lead to something like them finding out the company that owns the ship is trying to destroy it for the insurance money. Something like that.
Also, why hire Andy Garcia if he's going to get literally 20 seconds of screen time?

>>80463282

They probably had jobs to do when they get to the planet. Even if it was only running a basic infirmary, docking to a space station, and overseeing a bunch of people getting transferred to the planet, it still takes some people, and it didn't look like they had a massive crew or anything. Like 10 people at the most, from what I saw.

The craziest implication in my opinion is that the professional crew are due to live for well over 1,000 years. They get on a ship, hibernate, travel 140 years, wake up, spend two or three months docking and such, maybe get a year or so leave, then get back on the ship, hibernate, travel 140 years, wake up, and so on. By the time you're leaving for your fourth go-round, it's 1,200 years since you were born.

There's not really any other real way to travel long distances, and once you take one trip every one you knew who didn't go to sleep with you will be dead. The colonists were at least planning to live their lifetime after a one-way trip. JLaw was at least planning to live a lifetime on Earth after a round-trip. But the crew just keeps time-traveling farther and farther into the future.

>>80463013
A big bird

>Implying Jennifer Lawrence is not a pure 10/10 in that movie

>>80463907
The only scenario that makes a single lick of sense is the ship was never intended to survive the trip. Because by the time anyone found out everyone had died, everyone responsible at the company that built/launched the ships would be long dead.

>>80464035
>go on trip
>hibernate
>do your job
>go on return trip to Earth
>hibernate
>congrats, all your skills and education are now as valuable as a goatherder's in 21st century New York.

>>80464035
At this point is be perfectly fine skipping a couple centuries. For Jesus fuck modern reality is a complete and total nightmare and the only reason anyone thinks otherwise is they might know one or two people who aren't total shit, in their opinion.

>>80464196
Negro there isn't going to be an industrial revolution every century. Or even every millennia.

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Find a flaw in this Aryan goddess.

Pro-tip: you can't.

>>80461386
most off-putting part was how shit and pretentious her writing was.

>>80464196
>be goatherd today
>make crazy money selling "organic" milk/cheese/chops to retards

>>80464395

She's not sitting on my face.

>>80464035
Crew is around 230 people

>>80464456
Why would you want to fast-pickle your face?

>>80463593
My biggest question watching it was: Why would you set a course straight through a fucking asteroid field? You have literally infinite amounts of space to travel through, and you chose the worst possible one? Were they just gambling there would be no large asteroids they might hit?

>>80464534
>fast-pickle

What's this now?

>>80464395
small underdeveloped breasts

>>80464552
Cause the shield was fail safe lol!

>>80461386
This was the worst movie I've been coerced to see after the Hobbit

>>80464395
her tits are nicer when she's nude, usually the opposite, she's hot as fuck, personality means dick

>>80464552
the odds of encountering an asteroid in an asteroid field is astronomically low

>>80464614
Unless it hits something big, like, I dunno, an asteroid. But where in space would you find an asteroid, am I right?

>>80464575
The process of pickling, except quicker

The fuck you think

>>80463907
andy garcia in a pouch?

>>80464654
The odds of encountering one outside of an asteroid field is significantly lower.

And asteroid fields are rarely very thick. It would be so fucking easy to avoid it, it's like they wanted to crash into it.

>>80464395
She has weird baggy, droopy eyes. I don't like desu

>>80462256
dude thats fucked

>implying based J Law isn't one of us, she is just like us guys, just a regular super cool person

I thought Sheen's performance was bretty gud.

>>80464369
No, but even an engineering degree from 20 years ago is worthless now unless you worked in the field during this time.

>>80462256

reprehensible...

Someone was posting celebrity homes one night a little over a year ago and she had the coolest looking little cottage.

Jlaw is humble and the salt of the earth.

>>80462392
I just watched Pandorum a few days ago, because it got recommended in another Passenger thread.
All in all, it wasn't really that good imo. It was a better take on the whole giant spacecraft with people waking up from cryostasis than Passengers for sure. But it kinda shot itself in the foot with the whole spaceorks thing and not so great plot. It was probably still better than Passengers, but all in all just as cheesy and definitely underwhelming.

>>80464855
yeah, he was good.
Though why would people in whenever the movie takes place want a 20th century bar?

>>80463700
Jlawl should have sacrificed herself and made pratf feel guilty and have to live with all he done AND being all alone again.

Movie ends with him looming over the second hottest girl on the ship with tools in his hand

>>80461386

>watching passengers
>he's deciding whether to wake her up
>I point out he should wake up 3 women and a maid

anon, I don't think you get the point of the movie.

So what was the twist?

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what WAS his fucking problem?

>>80464395
her moles are pretty gross d e s u

>>80465584

roboeunuch

>>80465584
why did he tell her about the ring and then give starlord a smug ass face? was he built to be an asshole robot?

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>>80461386
>that moment where she finds out he let her out and she gets "OUTRAGED"

this is how they want western women to act? completely unreconcilable and unreasonable?

>>80465002

its retro, bro!

>>80464654
Haha someone's never seen Star Wars my man top kek as they say you cuck what did you mean by this?

>>80465699
"there are no secrets between us"

>>80462392
>>80464994
i'm going to do what you did now

>>80461386
She looks legit hot as fuck in this movie, though.

>>80465133
Fucking pottery right there.

>>80465885

literally babby's first celebrity lust tier

she's a bitch
www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_zja9pepgU

>>80461386

First thing I've ever seen Pratt in and holy fuck is he a terrible actor

>>80465844
oh neat i didnt put two in two together at that moment

>>80465960
Nope. She looks great in Passengers.

>>80466006
she looked ok

how come they cut the part where she wakes the deck officer up? shit made sense with that scene

>>80466056
She looked great.

>>80466203
>those disgusting moles

rather live my whole life behind my phone desu

>>80466230
like you have a choice

>>80466203

she could play a grown up Lex from in a jurassic park sequel

>>80461386
Its like a Miyazaki movie without the endearing characters, insightful and profound setting and the quality message: a movie that falls apart abruptly in the third act.

>>80464395
Her face is aging about x1.5 times faster than the rest of her body and the body started as 7/10

>>80463282
Haha or you retarded or did you not watch the movie? Once you wake up you can't go back to sleep. Everyone would die before getting to the planet

>>80466006
Shes not all that get over it.

>>80461386
If I ever had a girlfriend she'd be way hotter than Jennifer Lawrence. I'm living with my mom to save money so I'll be ready to support her as soon as she arrives.

>>80466612
No.

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>>80466648
Was getting caught part of your keikaku?

>>80464395
MUH DICK

Fuck, she looks even hotter with that platinum blonde hair. Wish she'd kept it that way.

>>80466203
hhnnnnnggggg

This movie had the elements of a great comedy.
>guy is the only one to wake up
>fuck it, gonna have a good time
>time passes "maybe I should get a gf"
>wakes jennifer up
>she is a complete bitch and ruins everything
>man loses sanity

>critical error
Better not wake up any crew,
Seriously this is an insane oversight. You could have it wake ONE crew member and it wouldn't seem like a convenient plot hole

>>80464395
>Jennifer-Lawrence--X-Men-Apocalypse-Premiere--28.jpg
>28

post more of her from this set senpai

>>80462306
Wasn't that already done in sunshine? Also Pandorum had that plot with the addition of ship mutants.

>>80465722
Yep. It's not about the action, but the actor. Did YOU do it? It's wrong.

>>80465584
if you look carefully at the ship diagnostics, you can see one of the failing subsystems is robot_bartender

>>80465584
Why wasn't he enough company?

>>80464395
when she smiles she looks like a Treacher-Collins victim

The people who keep trying to come up with arguments against the plot of the film are as dumb as the film itself.

>>80470040
mang, if you want anything other than dismissive replies, you gotta like act like the plot holes are perfectly explained.

5000 people, ~250 staff, only one bartender?

where was the hot robot barmaid for whiskey/rocks and succ?

>>80463700
or JLaw would have survived and after a few months she would be standing in front of a stasis pod with some tools

>50% of light speed
Fucking why. Who would go on a ship under light speed for over 100 years?

>>80461386
Her bouncing tna was magical in the movie.

>>80470418
>Who would go on a ship under light speed for over 100 years?

>Who would enter cryosleep to become one of the ~5000 founders of a new colony world?

>Who would [cool science-fiction shit]?

Yo.

>>80461386
>no gravity in space
>no friction in space
>when the power goes out the gravity wheels stop spinning

>colony ship
>no one should be awake for over 100 years
>they still keep the lights on
>they still waste power running the gravity wheels

>>80470418
because fuck this gay earth

and hell, there are people lining the fuck up to die on the year long trip to mars or within days of landing.

>>80463700
I was thinking the ending was going to be JL being forced by Pratt into the medbay stasis pod, and waking up at the new planet. She gathers herself and discovers Pratt constructed a stasis pod of his own after studying its operation manuals. She goes to meet him and finds that he aged a decade or two after she went to sleep.

I still don't get why there was only one of those medbay pod thingies.

>>80470603
>waste power

>fusion reactor(s)

>>80470692
>medbay pod thingies.

Autodoc. It's a Larry Niven reference, I believe.

>>80463593
they were going 50% the speed of light
that's probably 30-50LY they travelled

>>80463593
>throwing your life away
cryostasis.

>vacation
Permanent emigration to a colony world? I think very few of them were on a return trip.

>>80470707
lights wear out
bearings wear out
maybe they have unobtanium things that don't wear out, but it just seems odd to me
I liked the endurance in Interstellar because they just spun the whole ship, negating the need for bearings

>>80464082
>that swimsuit
>that running outfit
>that black dress and heels

I know one of you has screengrabs.

Don't hold out on us!

>>80470899
Yeah you make a good point. The lights in the main concourse don't come on until he arrives though, and shit does start breaking down towards the end of the film, which is still only partway through their trip

>>80471122
to be fair shit breaks down because the fusion control computer got a rock stuck in it

>>80462306
That's what I was telling myself while watching it yesterday

Missed opportunity

Or her going crazy after learning the truth and waking everyone, causing a civil war in the ship

>>80471206
Yeah pretty good reason to fuck up right there.

I kind of got the feeling some of the shit breaking down was due to whatsisname's fiddling about. Asking the robot_bartender paradoxical questions etc.

>>80464552
interstellar debris is hard to detect

how the fuck were there chickens and birds at the end of the movie

did they make chicken pods too?

>>80472365
They pass through a room at one point that has a whole load of animals frozen in cubes. Suppose they took out some and fucked it up for the colonisers

>>80464035
factor in the time dilation from traveling .5/c for 120 years, and you're talking several millennia.

>>80464552
What is the oort cloud?

>>80461386
I thought it was fucking shit when he pushed himself with that door to go faster despite ship moving at the half of the speed of light

>>80473799
but he is also moving at half the speed of light

he pushed the door, and moved slowly away from whatever death-engine thing it was (get this bit) RELATIVE TO THE SHIP

>>80473799
RELATIVE VELOCITY
you dumb nigger

>>80461386
Why so many passengers threads lately?

the only question I had was why whomever survived out of the two of them when the first one died didn't get in the medpod or whatever

>>80470214
there was the sushi place.

and probably a steak house
and mcdonald's
and other bars.

>>80476793
could they have eaten enough food to fuck things up when all 5000 people wake up

It really strikes me just how, for lack of a better word, normie this film is. There are hundreds of ways they could have gone with this concept, and they do the most basic, cliche, one-note, and ultimately uninteresting one.

Guy wakes the girl, girl hates him for like five minutes, another guy wakes up, not a love interest, but a crew member, and suddenly the film goes to your standard ship saving mission, which forces her to love him again. I mean, cripes, there wasn't even a twist.

I think it's funny everybody harped on the whole "emotional rape" feminist stuff, when it really was only a few minutes of the film and totally unimpactful.

This is all besides the ridiculous plot armor, such as only one humanoid robot, the pods being "fool proof," etc. But yeah, the aesthetics were nice. Basically a futuristic cruise ship.

>>80462256
Whoa... come down man...

>>80476582
apparantly waking people up cold-turkey doesn't do shit unless the plot wants it to.

>>80462306

>>80478151
it was very glossy but that's what they were going for I guess

>>80466444
Shes white, what did you expect