Would you have gone into witness protection with Adriana or would

Definitely would go to witness protection. He was treated like shit by the other guys, even those who weren't made. At the end of the day. the only person who really loved him and showed it was Adriana, and I think he could have lived a happy life with her - i wish he would.

>>80458436
Chrissy would never make it in witness protection.

>move to arizona
>get a low pay job with a shit boss
>punches his boss and loses his job
>start fucking his neighbor's wife while Adriana is at work as a hairstylist or some shit
>is killed after he calls a trucker a redneck hillbilly fuck in a parking lot of a strip club because he forget he isn't big T's nephew anymore

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>>80458802

>>80458802
Tony killed him because of his relapse that came from the other guys breaking his balls constantly. Chris obviously didn't belong with them anymore

Big Pussy
Jimmy?
Ray Curto
Eugene
Carlo

All turn informant over the course of the show.

Junior
Johnny
Larry Boy

Are the only characters to take significant jail time over the course of the show (not counting Phil "20 years" Leotardo and Tony B because they went away in the 80s). More characters turn informant than take jail time. Omerta is easy to say when you've never actually faced the prospect of life in prison. Most of these gangsters would flip and you're an idiot to ruin the rest of your life to protect them.

>>80458436
Even in his "redeeming" moment Christopher manuges to fuck everything up. Truly Chasekino.

>>80459010
Chris doesn't know any other kind of life. I think that my post you replied to summarized what was realistic to happen. He was born a gangster and that is all he knows and that is his identity. That's why he betrayed her because in his mind he had to chose between family and pussy.

Paulie should've just killed him during their fiasco in the Pine Barrens and blamed it on the Russian.

Witness protection always seems so bad in tv shows and movies.

In reality its actually a pretty decent choice sadly enough.

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Look at her nao. Chrissy made the right choice. She's only gonna get worse

>>80459294
still holds up just fine for her age

>>80459119
It's hard to say because the majority of Tony's crew is filled with garbage he let in, plus how he actively worked to get anyone who would never flip back to prison or killed.

>>80459119
amen

>>80459294
Speak for yourself,she is still sexy to me,it's the voice and attitude and loyalty.

>>80459119
This tbqh, pizanos

>>80459496
>blows Tony
dat Loyalty tho

>>80459683
I heard he came all over the sun visor

>>80459119
>Omerta is easy to say when you've never actually faced the prospect of life in prison

My uncle did 17 and said he would do it again if he had too.

>>80459214
He could've still pursued his screen writing career

>>80459683
>>80459752

Get out of here. She was loyle to Christopher.

>>80459913
Nah,they wouldn't let him because his main goal is to become famous and he only knows how to write mob movies. Imagine if a movie gets made,he would definitely want to go to the premiere. Someone would recognize him.

>>80459862
Your uncle is a faggot alright?

I would have stayed in the family and given up Adriana. There are too many perks to just leave. All Chrissy had to do was bring in more money and he would have gained respect.

>implying Tony wouldn't have turned state's evidence if put in that situation

Chris misplaced his loylety. he could have had a good life but couldn't give up the macho schtick.

>>80458436

loyle to my capo

>>80459294
What? She hasn't aged horribly or anything. No fucked up surgeries. No extreme weight loss or gain. She looks pretty much how I would expect her to look by now. You do realize all women eventually age, right?

You should have specified if real life situation vs movie/tv situation.

In movie/tv you tell Tony because if you turn rat they'll search for you and kill you.

In real life you turn faster than a Tokyo drift. 30 years ago the mob might have cared but todays mob doesn't care and doesn't have any resources to find you.
Biggest rats in history, Henry Hill and Sammy Gravano, everyone knew where they relocated to. They even did jail time for other crimes after turning rat and jail is the easiest place to kill a guy. And they came from the biggest most violent families.

>>80461841
Replace the mob with a Mexican drug Cartel.

Do you still turn?

>>80459130
>manuges
Hehe, noice.

>>80458436
I was always disappointed we never saw chrissy in a full on mob war like in the last season between NYC and NJ
paulie and those older guys you know have been through some shit already, but they were older
>I survived the 70s by the skin of my nuts when the Columbo's were going at it
>tfw no spin off of younger tony, paulie, pussy and uncle junior running new jersey

>>80459294
desu she fucking repulsed me in the show

her stupid voice, tacky jewellery and constant gum chewing made me resent her slightly

>>80463059
Fuck no. The spics are more violent, have more resources, and trillions of dollars in disposable cash that they would gladly piss away just to get you.

>>80463325
This. Adriana was vile.

>>80458730
lol

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>>80459372
>>80459496
>>80461105
>liking haggard casting couch whore
>liking whiny drug addict
>liking moron bitch with digestive problems
Retards all of you.

Chrissy marries pic related and wins big

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>>80463855
>being gay

>>80458802
Holy shit this.
Or hee would basically fuck up so hard that he gets kicked out of the program like Henry Hill and his wife.

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>>80458436
You know Quasimodo predicted all this

unfortunately, he had to be loyal to his Capo

>>80464467
loyle*

Witness Protection in a state far away from New Jersey unlike that retard from "College" who moved to New Hampshire.

Better yet he could just go full Henry Hill and finally get his movie made, there's no way a glorified crew like New Jersey would have been able to take him out in LA.

>>80459119
Big Pussy was already an informant even before the timeline of the show started.

>>80458436
Too much heroin, not enough of Carmella's Lasagnas

>>80464335
How's that steak?

>>80464804
so what, no fucking ziti now?

>>80459119
Feech took the time.

did paulie kill carlo?

>>80464946
I fuckin love that line everytime I watch it

>>80459390
Think about it though, realistically a guy who is completely loyal to you and also guaranteed not to flip is one in a million. Tony pretty much had that with Sil, but otherwise he has to make a judgment call between

A: Guys who are tough enough to do dirty shit but also still basically beta to Tony's alpha, not strong enough to stand up to him and will reliably remain as subordinates, but consequently are more likely to flip

or

B: Tough guys who actually do the time, but as we see in the series, this correlates with ambition, a sense of entitlement and earning respect to make moves against Tony.

In the first case, yeah, he has to be paranoid, but overall he can run his crime gang smoothly as long as he follows protocol in terms of not slipping up and saying incriminating shit. In the second case he still has to be paranoid, but it causes turbulence that can threaten his position without warning, and puts him in danger of a bullet in the head.

>>80464946
EXPOSED

>>80458436
i must be loyle 2 my capo

>>80460319
Tony wouldn't flip after the attempt on his life, you think facing a major sentence he'd change his mind? Who does Tony have to give up? His uncle is old and senile, Johnny Sack and Phil are dead. When Junior is pressured at the end of season 1 he is told they want Tony, but mainly Johnny Sack and New York.

>>80458436

The right choice would have been to go with Adrianna, but he would have never have made it in the program and he would have felt like a traitor.

On the other hand even if he had lived he would have felt guilty about killing her forever.

There really is no right choice for him.

>>80458436
He took an oath.

I have sympathy for Ade but she fucked up and got what was coming.

>>80463261
>Sopranos prequel
>main character is Johnny Boy
>Livia fills the roles of Melfi in that her moments with Johnny pressuring and influencing him take the place of the therapy scenes serving as the chorus
>its Johnny Boy and Junior building up their relationship with Carmine and New York
>young Paulie
>Dickie Moltisanti
>it's revealed that Johnny had Dickie killed for the same reason Tony killed Chrissy
>young Richie Aprile
>young Feech
>young Johnny Sack
>young Phil
>Tony, Janice and Barb are still just little kids
>uncle Pat is the steely power silently backing the Soprano brothers' every play

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>>80465909
HBO wont ever do this, what the fuck

>>80465702
i think tony would flip if he had a major sentence hanging over his head. remember how much it bothered him near the end of the show? when hes talking with his lawyer at the bing and he gets pissed off at the ketchup bottle.
i dont think he took that attempt on his life that serious. but spending 30+ or whatever years in prison is different. hes cut off from his family and his family is probably not going to be keeping that big house and a lot of the money tony has.
tony is a psychopath but he does care for his family, at least his kids, on some level.

>>80465909>>80466043
they tried it with boardwalk and it sucked. Sequel or prequel doesn't work. Sopranos is unique to its time period, effectively the end of the mafia, turn of the century, "psychology", terrorism yada yada yada

i must be loyle to my capo

>>80463447
not to mention whoever you flip to is probably in their pocket too

shit man a real show about those cartels would be fuckin...it would be too much for people man

I actually felt kind of offended at how glossy and relatively toothless the cartels were represented in Breaking Bad. like, jesus. Walt would have come home and found skylers face on a plate by season 4 if it were anything like real life

>>80467249
true look at his reaction when he was possibly going to get fingered for the Matthew Bevilaqua murder. He really can't do the time. But by then he was the only big target left (aside from Paulie).

I liked him better in Goodfellas.

As a corpse.

>>80458802
You underestimate the will to survive. He would have grown a belly, worked as a garbage truck driver and beat the shit out of Adriana for the rest of his life

>>80458436
Witness protection, of course.
Staying loyle got him killed.

>>80459924
>loyle
Underrated

Chrissy was truly loyle to his capo.

>>80464846
It's okay.

>>80465909
I would love a show starring young Johnny Boy and Junior.

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>>80459010
All this boo-hoo empathy for a fucking sociopath.

The fuck is wrong with you people?

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>>80463154
Shut the fuck up anon.

>>80464627
it's not hard to send a hitman anywhere

>>80465909
I fucking hate you anon and am so glad chase and hbo never paid attention to people like you.

I think part of the reason why Christopher let Adriana get wacked is because she was sort of cheated on him and he knew it. If he knew she wasn't a cheating whore, he would have went into the witness protection program and married her.

>>80469447
he didn't want to live a shitty small town life just like vito

>>80467355
>Boardwalk empire is the prequel to the sorpanos
>completety different time period, characters, stories and none of it transfers over to the sopranos
>oh but its in the same setting and is on the same channel

jesus christ I share a board with people this stupid. Does that make the dozens of crime shows set in LA or NYC connected too?

>>80459294
Oh fuck off. The things I would do to that chicks asshole. I want her to take a shit on my face.

>>80472115
>I want her to take a shit on my face.
fuck off virgin

>>80458436
>Let Adriana die.

She worked with the FBI behind Christopher's back, endangering everyone he loves and didn't tell him until she absolutely had to.
She was a weak lying cunt.(but so was Christopher)

>>80467355
i agree

>>80469106
Well fuck you then.

>>80472838
Try not sounding like a fucking retard.

>>80458802
good answer.

>>80472915
Jahhshsjajaj. Vluh.

>>80467355

they did? prequel to boardwalk?

>>80473941
please fuck off reddit

Tony did nothing wrong, business-wise. Chris was a fucking addict and moron, his wife was stupid and addicted to drugs and him.
Sit on the dog and I'll end yor life, motherfucker!

>>80458730
fpbp

>>80459294
I'd hit that in an instant. Your taste sucks.

>>80458730

He didn't know any other life. It was his profession, his family, his friends, and it was built right into his identity as a man. Very few people could or would be able to change that.

Mafia men who flip do it because they're trapped, either they know the law is about to crush them, or that they've done something to put their lives at risk at the hands of their colleagues. They don't do it because of "love" or because "it's the right thing to do."

>>80458436
Adriana is a 9 and Chrissy is a 6 so of course I'd go into witness protection.

Watch it Christophaaa

>>80459010
He wouldnt have survived those injuries even if Tony didnt clamp that schnozz

>>80459119
Just like in real life. The "no snitchin" gangster rappers push is all bullshit. Most people will snitch to take that 25 year sentence down to 6.

>>80458436
it was the right choice for him, shame he let the love of his life get killed by his """"friends""" and Tony who he hated so much.

>>80467249
If Tony snitches his family is in danger. If he doesnt then his loyal men will take care of his family. Its that simple. Honestly I think Tony would rather die in a firefiight than rot in jail.

>>80458436

i would have killed her myself

>>80458436
Neither, Chrissy should've kept a clear head, realised that all they had on her was a shitty little first offence coke possession charge which wouldve gone no where and explained that the FBI where using her nativity agaisnt her.
He shouldve smacked her around a bit for being such an dumb bukyak, let her do a couple months inside and kept the kept the FBI shit between the two of them.
She didnt give them anything of any worth anyway

>>80471754

yes, it fucking does you mazoofa

>>80467355
boardwalk empire is not a fucking prequel to the sopranos you mongloid

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DID THEY?!?!?

obviously, yes

>>80459119
People march to a different tune when they're looking at a federal prison sentence of 'From Now On'

>>80459119
jimmy was never a fuckin rat you maroon

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>>80459496
I never get tired of hearing

>BUT CHRISTAFUH!!

(not kidding)

>>80458991
youre a fucking faggot

>>80465909
>it's revealed that Johnny had Dickie killed for the same reason Tony killed Chrissy
pleb tier writing, pottery n shiet

>>80463059
I've seen what they do to snitches.

I'd rather kill myself desu.

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>>80458730
>wen ur not loyle to ur capo

>>80478895
The only question left to answer is which one has the bigger dick

>>80467355
The fuck is boardwalk empire a prequel to?

I ain't no rat OP.

>>80459294
she isa super mature

>>80459294
>this old italian cougar starts flirting with you at the bar

>implying you wouldnt

>>80481323
No. I wouldn't.
Old women are cringeworthy and gross.