Mr. Worf, open all hailing frequencies and try to contact the entity 4chan.
>>80446236
Dreadful attempt, old boy.
memes
>it's a troi episode
>>80446378
>it's a Wesley episode
>it's an omnipotent being episode
>it's a climax is resolved through captain's log episode
>it's a holodeck malfunction episode
>>80446094
BIGGUYFORYOUBIGGUYFORYOUBIGGUYFORYOU
>it's a worf honor episode
>it's a computer can't detect organic matter rotting in the Jeffreys tube episode
>it's a federation starship is tractor-beamed by an unknown object episode
>its a worfs wifes son episode
>tfw you disengage mod protocols and it's nothing but BLACKED, /pol/ and pedospam bots and you can't get any discussion on whatever film you watchedI don't know if I want to watch all of TNG or not because I like the cast so much that I'll never see them again.
>it's an if you kill your enemies they win episode
Give it to me straight lads, is discovery going to be shit?
>>80447088
Its gonna be one big shit sandwich and we're all gonna have to take a bite
>>80446094
PICARD YOUR BROTHER IS RAPING HIS SON!
itt characters who did nothing wrong
>>80447398
Hello.
>>80447398
>working on a cloak that could phase through normal matter
>could practically make the Federation invincible to everything, even the Borg
>Picard: IT'S A TREATY SIGNED IN GOOD FAITH
You just know section 31 grabbed that shit up
>>80446094
we surrender
take us to your holodeck immediately
Mind Rape!!!
Captain, I recommend we fire a full spread of photon torpedoes on this thread.
>>80448075
Make it so
please please please
Make it so
>>80447398
>>80448075
No, Worf, if you kill your enemies they win.
>>80447088
Depends if you like CURRENT YEAR social issue pandering.
>its a planet refuses to accept a federation transport of war refugees episode
>>80447657
There's no way that technology wouldn't be stolen within a few years and a new war breaks out.
>>80448293
But Captain, these threads are terrible. They have no honor. We should destroy them as long as we've got the chance.
>>80446586
These are the best episodes though
>>80448075
Belay that order. I want to see where this goes.
>it's a Data tries to sell Yar's old panties on cashforclunkers.com episode
finally an excuse to post this
>>80446094
Captain, scans are showing a high concentration of big guys in the thread. Our signals may be unable to withstand the levels of 4u radiation.
>>80448673
You just know std will have that episode.
Bajor was right to turn away the rapefugees.
>>80449882
Dr Crusher, I'm Section 31
>>80448673
Are you fucking retarded? Star Trek HAS ALWAYS BEEN social issue pandering
Fuck off and go watch big gay theory, you fucking retard
>its a post-roddenberry era jewish subversion episode where (((they))) push their agenda
>>80450921
>not Bashir
sad
>it's a career suicide episode
>it's a what in tarnation are those darn kids up to this time at the shopping mall in outer space episode
>>80446656
I'm sure they can, the computers can detect most things, they just don't go for the Orwell option and have it scanning and reporting everything at all times because of privacy
>It's a nobody notices the Captain being kidnapped episode
>>80450986
crusher is in that pic
otherwise yes that works better since i recall bashir had dealings with s31
Reminder that Maxwell did nothing wrong.
>>80446656
Which episode was that?
>it's a the Enterprise gets her ass kicked with a few phasers hits episode
>>80448673
You mean like that episode of DS9 that was made over twenty years ago?
>>80448799
Now, now Mr. Worf. I'm sure they're just as confused as we we. Lower our shields as a sign of good will
>>80451201
Not that guy but it could be that Voyager episode with Brad Douriff. DS9 did something similar once but those aren't really Jeffries tubes as they're Cardy and Jeffry was probably human.
>>80448707
>There's no way that technology wouldn't be stolen within a few years and a new war breaks out.
lol big whoop a war where nobody hits nobody
>>80448707
considering Starfleet security it would take the Romulans a week to come in possession of that technology
g-guards
>>80448673
You fucking moron. Star Trek has been a platform for progressive philosophy since the very beginning. Fuck off to /pol/
>>80448673
This was literally an episode in DS9, you fucking cuck.
The best part about it was that they were criticizing Israel.
>>80451951
Next they'll be allowing blacks onto the bridge, just you wait and see
>>80451493
Captain it seems like /pol/ is powering up its phaser array. Should I raise shit posting shields?
>>80451951
Always obsessing over /pol/ out of nowhere.
>>80452280
nobody even posts on /po/ it's a super slow board
>>80452315
It's not working as a containment board then
>>80452182
Why?
Reminder that Armus did nothing wrong
Can someone post the occupation was hard picture?
>>80446586
4CHAN HAS NO HONOR!
>it's an episode where Riker is an interesting and likable secondary character
>followed by an episode where Riker is the focal character
We will add your autism to our own.
>>80451010
reminder Armus did nothing wrong