A\S\C\E\N\S\I\O\N https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZ6 7H9JHAHM

>>80438542
This is clearly Coreykino but I have doubts that your thread will ascend

I miss coryposting

>>80438542
did he ever say who touched his dick when he was a kid?

>>80438899
same anon. same.

was this song about nethack

>>80438876
>>80438542

M/I/L/L/E/N/I/U/M

>>80438899
Just remember to always reply to a corey post with ASCENSION

>>80439001
Shia lebeoufs dad

>>80439074
If that's what you're into baby.

Directed by PTA

>>80438542
Anyone else think that it isn't too wild that Corey himself would post a thread like this?

>>80439299
needs a shop of a dead person in bed instead

these girls always look so fucking embarassed. i hope they're putting themselves through college

>>80439348
No I could def fall for that meme

I know I live in depths of hell when I play this and like it.

>>80439348
sup guys

corey here

please buy my album "Angelic to the Core"

visit us @ http://www.angelic2thecore.com/aboutus

thanks 4 ur support guys!

>>80439474
No joke, I can believe it.

>>80439299
Cute!

>>80439087
I get that. but I was really hyped for him saying who fucked him and the other cory. like I need to know for my fantasy...

At this point he really thinks he is MJ. It's insane. What mental problem does he have?

This is genuinely a great song with awesome music and good (often great) lyrics and the album -- Angelic to the Core -- is legitimately one of the best pieces of art released this century.

This guy was obviously a student of MJ in every way and it really shows. I'm not saying he's the next MJ, but... it really shows.

>>80439577
>>80439416

I've listened to ascension millenium way more than any michael jackson song.

The student has become the master!

>>80439549
At least he fills his mansions with 9/10 cuties instead of 9/10 year olds

>>80439653
kino

So they're all trannies right? No way he's rich enough to hire real female models to follow him everywhere

If you ironically like this song, ironically kill yourself.

>>80440116
Unironically explain how it's bad.

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>>80440132
unironically explain what the fuck is going on here

>>80440291
I sat listening to the music. It was a symphony of triumph. The notes flowed up, they spoke of rising and they were the rising itself, they were the essence and the form of upward motion, they seemed to embody every human act and thought that had ascension as its motive. It was a sunburst of sound, breaking out of hiding and spreading open. It had the freedom of release and the tension of purpose. It swept space clean, and left nothing but the joy of an unobstructed effort. Only a faint echo within the sounds spoke of that from which the music had escaped, but spoke in laughing astonishment at the discovery that there was no ugliness or pain, and there never had to be. It was the song of an immense deliverance.

>>80440132

The composition is amateur sounding, the mixing is poor, overuse of effects, the vocals don't blend or match the music, the vocals go off key many times. Unironic enough?

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>>80440346

>>80440372
>dude everything has to sound like it cost 14 million dollars in production to be good.

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>>80440346

>>80439994
damn, get it Cory!

>>80439974
What is that? a scar?

>>80440458

Dumb argument bro. Artists have produced crisp and masterfully mixed songs on a shitty laptop in their bedrooms.

You obviously know nothing about music production.

>>80440582
>>80440372

>actually critiques meme songs on /tv/

Was it autism?

DOC ICE

>>80440677

They claimed you needed 14 million dollar production to have commercial quality music, I merely destroyed his argument with the sharpness of my katana without having to fully unsheathed it.

>>80439994
>>80440655
how does he afford so many call girls but no dance lessons?

>>80440582
>>80441150

>missed the point completely
It doesn't matter if its mixed perfectly, the song is fun and good.

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>>80440655
yfw when mj is teaching him dance moves from the afterlife

>>80441708
>finally posted the best one

saved

>>80441708
>the weird idle animation at the end
always gets me

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>>80441708
I havent keked this hard in a while, this is magic.

I just keep imaging whats happening in his mind as he talks himself through the moves, what are the names hes given them?

>pop the hands up
>pop them down
>shimy shoulders, shimy shoulders
>power drop
and then the last one just ends me, i dont think ill ever stop laughing

>>80439456

>walking around with ugly white sluts that he probably pays to be around him

i am not jealous one bit

>>80440372
>amateur sounding

My fetish, and superior to the fucking foot fags that infest this board.

>>80438542

>only one chick in his bed

step it up corey.

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>With lies they tarnish you
>Try to abolish you
>Spin your good deeds until they become BAGOOZE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkZpESnN2Ug

ASCENSION

Who /ascended/ here?

>>80438542

>>80445874
What tier ascendant are you?
I'm still only tier 1.
I hear when you're tier 7 you get to meet The Feld Man.

>>80445874
I'm more of a Rock 'n' Roll High School Forever Corey fan, but I plan on ascending at some point in the near future and leave the 90s behind me for good.

>>80439646
>so based that he has to force women to wear some lingerie instead of coming over naked like they usually do when they go to Cory's House of Forbidden and Exquisite Pleasures of the Senses and the Spirit.

>>80444497
Will Bagoozey posting ever come back?

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>>80446620
u are liek little baby i am tier 9

>>80440655
what did he mean by this?

>>80439994
Oh God. The more I watch this the more I laugh.
Jesus christ.

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ARE YOU FUCKERS READY?!!?!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2gUFPt0CEc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2gUFPt0CEc

>>80446986
Lost Boys 3 is pretty good though.

>>80446986
I don't get it... Everytime I listen to a Cory song I feel like I'm back in the 90s watching Forever Knight on late night tv for some reason...

Weird, but it feels pretty good in a nostalgia way.

>>80440655
I actually really like the hoodie, where could i get one of those ?

>>80446986
>thousands of fans
more accurate would be in the tens.

also this is painful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyU87dBdlzI

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>>80439764

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>tfw I actually LOVE Ascension Millenium

>>80439299
>pull the fucking plug

I like that song. A lot.

I'm tempted to do an unironical semi-acoustic cover of it with my band.

>>80447211
fucking do it

>>80447236
I'll post the youtube link in a few day in the next Ascension thread (if the meme isn't dead and buried by then and if my friends don't murder me for making them do this).

We'll all dress like a different version of Corey too.

>>80447345
please change lyrics to Ascenmeme Memelenimeme

>>80444549
As someone who hasnt seen or heard any of this about corey feldman before this isnt even that bad. It sure its the track feels like overproduced trash but the vocals were actually pretty good. It was like the really amateur type vocals you get from nobodies on soundcloud who have no knowledge of music and through their ignorance end up creating something neat (albeit poor in quality) that you wouldnt get from someone who knows music history and the rules or modern conventions of music. It reminded me of this.

https://youtu.be/jdV0kLJLNZo

>>80447345
post a link to your youtube or something so I can bookmark it. I dont frequent /tv/ as much anymore and will miss it

Or just post the band name or fake band name you will use and ill jot it down

>>80447372
No. I said non-ironic. I actually like the song and Corey, I don't want to make fun of them.

>>80447393
well then youre a very sad little man

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>>80447438
DONT YOU ruin this for me faggot!

>>80447383
I'm not posting my real yt page on /tv/. I'm not retarded or that much of an attention whore.

I'll make a fake page (doing it right now), called DefiveCoreiz (it was hard finding a name that wan't used already, give me a break).

>>80447453
Calm down, Feldman, calm the fuck down.

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>>80447372

That song is PERFECT for EVERYTHING!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUA_2Xx_XXY

>>80447538
Thanks

>>80447609
thanks man its pretty epic, epic for the win

Do you guys Ascending too?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIqvjm9N3lk

>>80438542
why is the framerate so shit

>>80447619
noice

Lol when the camera spins you see the cameraman in the mirror. A+ production.

>>80447666
I tried, Mister Devil, but I'm not good at it. I haven't Ascended yet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BNe1Lo5lD8

>>80447728
kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odoVmvyXTc4

...
...
...

>>80439646
What's with the energy drink ads on both this and in the video?

I bet that's all he drinks, that's why he's so high strung

>>80447768
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YXwn0xb7pg

I'm sorry.

It's better live:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Erh6XRXBcuU

>>80447820
>somebody paid for this

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>>80447647

>>80447864
what happened to the angels? :(

>>80447893
All fucked out ;)

I think they were in the audience dancing in the crowd or something.

>>80447951
but theyre a main part of the a/s/c/e/n/s/i/o/n process :/

>>80447991
Corey was trying to make a Mass Ascension with all the audience. It's all part of his plan.

>>80440077
Michael Jackson's estate paid him big money to keep quiet about Jacko's kiddy-diddling habits

>>80448033
False. MJ never abused him. MJ wasn't a pedo, he was a vistim who tried to shield other famous kids from the real pedos of Hollywood and the music industry.

>>80448180
Nah he fucked kids. dirty pedo scum

>>80438542

what did he do to regain {{{THEIR}}} favour?

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>>80439299

>>80447098
druids r us

>>80439646
What, he's not 22.

I just legitimately didn't know that Doc Ice was gonna be there.

>>80439456
>I'm totally not gay, look!

>>80439764
>9/10 year old cuties

one of us

>>80439577
>a student of MJ
>in every way
KEK

>>80449699
it's on the 22nd, are you blind?

>>80450038
Yeah, let's hope he doesn't name the Jew and get character assassinated forever like MJ.

>>80450773
wait wat?

>>80439299
Someone shop Haim's corpse in there.

>>80439994
He's doing moves from the future.

He should team up with Diamond Voice.

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>>80451864
>he doesn't know the king of pop was redpilled

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>>80438899
>tfw I invented Coryposting
>tfw Coryposting is back

>>80438542
>imagine being corey's angle in this scene

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>>80453269
I invented BAGOOZE. Someone else did the oc here though.

>>80439299
Ivanka on left.

>>80453137
how exactly?

>>80453732
MAKE

>>80439456
So how much money does he have to pay these sluts?

>>80454323

They get a percentage of the pimpin

Show us on the doll where they touched you, Corey.

>>80439001
Corey Haim

ffs post more of his giant sex elf wife

I sat through that whole fucking album twice and I don't know why.

>that fucking embarrassing jive talking at the end of Lickety Splickety

>puts on robe to take 5 steps to the shower
>has 10 second shower simply to wet his hair

WEEE-EEE-EEE-EEE WERE TOGETHER
WEEE-EEE-EEE-EEE WANTED CHANGE

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>>80438542
>Feldman claims that Michael Jackson confronted him backstage at Jackson’s anniversary concert in New York City on September 10, 2001, and accused Feldman of plotting to write tell-all book, which Feldman has denied was ever in the works. The next day, was a day of unprecedented evil, as terrorists attacked New York City, killing nearly 3,000 civilians and injuring many more people. Feldman claims that Jackson refused to help him get out of New York City, and Feldman apparently will never forgive Jackson for this transgression.

I think spending so much time watching cringe has made me far less empathetic and that scares me. How do you build back up your empathy.

does he want to be michael jackson so badly because he diddled him?

>>80458305
yeah im pretty sure at least 2 of these are men

>>80438542

Is he Drake Bells dad?

>>80440495
>cory
get your shit together

>>80444405
i was going to expect at least two!

>Luckily for you, Corey is going to be throwing several parties a year that plebs like you and I will be able to attend for just $250.

would you go to his party?

https://www.vice.com/en_dk/article/i-went-to-corey-feldmans-birthday-party

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>>80453732
That's his gf irl

I heard that he still keeps a box of dirt under his bed from the spot where MJ died.

>>80458952
Yeah, see what the security's like and rob his shit

>>80458305
He has always claimed that MJ never molested him, but given how much he trying to emulate MJ recently I wouldn't be surprised if he molested him but he just liked it.

MJ worked his boipussy real good.

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Does he think he inherited some of michael jacksons talent when he fucked him in the ass?

>>80459485
>>80459568
After sex Corey probably farted MJ's sperm from his ass to his hand and ate it thinking that he will gain MJ's powers

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>>80453269
>>80453384
Awesome! Great memes my friends. I'll be sure to upvote and send some reddit gold right away!

>>80438542
....That wasn't horrible at all. The beat is good and catchy. Vocals are a bit iffy but you can tell the dude is feeling it. Not really my thing but if you're into this kind of music you could do much worse.

I hope this shit works out for him. He was subjected to horrific abuse, chewed up and spat out by Hollywood, then treated as a laughing stock by the media when he was clearly fucked up emotionally by all the bullshit. This world really sucks sometimes.

Fuck the haters. Rock on, Corey. Do your thing, brother.

>>80439994
BASED
A
S
E
D

>>80440469
An song that upsets the Jews like this has to be good

>>80458129
perfect description of my favorite angel

>>80461876
>the Jews
Just because a number of pedowood and global elites are Jewish does not mean it is "The Jews". This anti-semitism is part of a control method used to keep the working class people fighting among themselves. Working class Jews are just as fucked over and used by the elite as everyone else. Moreso because we have this bullshit anti-semitism against them. They are cannon fodder for rich Jews and the target of abuse my working class non-Jews.

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>>80458129

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COREY! STOP THAT!

>>80454018
Listen to the song "they dont really care about us"

>>80459270
Mj died in his house though.. didnt he?

>>80464220
Yeah, either drug overdose or assassinated by kikes, it's hard to tell.

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WHAT'S UP WITH THE YOUTH?

WHAT UP WITH YOU?

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>>80441310

>>80464711
kek

>>80439994
>>80440655
>>80441922
>>80441708
Who was in the wrong here?

>>80464711
Great gif, senpai

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>>80440346
This guy knows what's up.

>tfw downloaded all of Corey's albums and listened to them while drinking and doing coke with my Angels AKA the chubby solid 7 girl I met through my brother's wife that's ten years younger than me and comes over to suck my dick and do drugs every week or so

ASCENSION

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>>80464711

Was that the peak of the 90's? Was that the moment the 90's just said fuck it and threw everything 90's at the world at once?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iO_8n5y5edk

>>80465252
I don't know...

1992 was sort of where the 1980s died, so kind of.

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>>80465252
No, this was
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7XaGTgESxk

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>>80465086

yeah boi

seeding his entire back catalogue on soulseek right now btw

>>80465336
Dwayne has some sick moves but Corey would win in a dance competition I think.

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>tfw Corey uploaded this himself under another name with hidden proof of pedophile sex slave rings at 1:50

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MSTQ1073T0

How deep does the rabbit hole go?

>>80465484
>Dwayne
It's DUANE and no, he's the best dancer of the 90s gtfo with your raped z-rate celebrity

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>>80465835

I was gonna screencap that shit and post it but I don't even want it on my computer honestly. What the fuck?

>>80438876
>I have doubts that your thread will ascend

You're back down to tier 1 ascendant for this false prophecy;

>>80465835
damn that's a beautiful fucking bitch

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>>80465989

>Implying Duane didn't get raped too

Wake up sheeple, the frogs are gay and lizardmen run the illuminati, space pedophile vampire rape gangs are sucking the souls out of kids like Duane and Corey. It's true, all of it.

>>80465835
>>80466065
>>80466121
The youtube account clearly isn't by corey and i'm pretty sure that the dude edited it in as an arty joke thing, he's put weirder non sex-slave stuff in other videos on the channel.

>>80466326
>The youtube account clearly isn't by corey

That's exactly what someone as intelligent and subversive as Corey would want you to think.

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>>80465336
>arms and hands 50 times bigger than the rest of him

how much coke does one need to do to ascend?

>>80466528
1 full coke

>>80466166
I like that Alex is out there fighting 4 these kids. It might not mean anything 2 u but 2 all of us who have been sexually abused it means a lot that he is taking a stand.

He is really redpilling about wut up wit da yuth 2day 4real

>>80466528

If only he didn't act like a crazy madman when he was doing it it would probably help a lot more.

>>80438899
It was shite

>>80467146
Found the pedo that doesn't want people getting woke. We're on to you kid raping scum, Corey is showing the world through interpretive dance all of your secrets.

>>80440543
My meme lives!

>>80449765
I legitimely didn't know Doc Ice even existed.

>>80438899
It's pretty hit or miss. Just read through this thread.