Now that the dust has settled and Amy Schumer has been proven

>>80435943
Like any dead whale, she will continue to float around the piss ocean of Hollywood being feasted on by sharks, before sinking to the bottom.

>>80435943

Playing Barbie in the live action Barbie movie from what I understand

its too late, she's already a millionaire

>>80435943
Soft reboot of Babe?

my dick

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wow, even her look isnt origional

Is the OP pic recent? Jesus, she's always been fat but she's gone full hamplanet.

>>80437758
holy shit man. at least pam has nice tits.

thats shopped pic right?

>>80437871
And better bone structure. Pam, even as a fatty, has a nice face, while Schumer's face is literally piglike.

>>80437758
fucking kek

>>80435943
Wait, how exactly is she an absolute fraud? did she actually do something bad or just hurt /pol/s feelings by being an annoying women

>>80437978
Stole jokes for her sixteenth time
I'm sick of all the bullshit, sick of all the shit

>>80438037
another one? Damn, what was it and who did it first?

Do you think you could beat her in a fight?

>>80437978
>Wait, how exactly is she an absolute fraud?

Exhibit A: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6uDSBQtY4k

>>80437871
>>80437954
Pam is a cartoon.

>>80438223
EXHIBIT B:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eBJe31voE0

>>80438743
i don't like amy and i don't like sarah. but i hate this fucking faggot. please never post his stupid sponge shit again.

>>80438743
EXHIBIT C:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3u_e0yqp0bU

Honey glazed and served rotisserie style.

>>80438993
exactly what i would do to her. she is a fatty, but not fatter then any other girl i've fucked. plus it looks like she like dom shit wether its her or me i'm down. but i'm older then you guys and it's getting to the point that i'm gonna get real weird with it. I'll stick my dick in anything that will take it.

>>80435943
Why the fuck does she look like Jay Leno?

>>80438223
>>80438743
>>80438959
This seems like it comes from a place of preexisting bias against her, looking for concrete reasons to convince people to dislike her. As if two humans can't possibly have the same or similar thoughts.

>>80439325
I get your point an you are so right amy. Two people coming up with the same routine months and even fucking years apart is just happen stance. you fucking plebs. It's like when gorege carlen stole a mitch hedberg joke. fucking losers. get over the fact that girls can be funny.

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>>80439325
I mean yea people can have ideas but they arent even being represented differently and some of those jokes are word for word.

If it were only a couple it could be excusable but that many is hard to look past.

And if there are so many other people doing it why arent they outted?

>>80439172
My original post was an allusion to her looking like a pig and getting her comeuppance in a similar fashion, it wasn't meant to be sexual.

>>80439610
oh son. It should have been. If any one in this thread wouldn't meet the fatty after the bar called last and they were like fuck it what else do I have. everyone else in this place if he was a real horny fucking go get them would take that fat pig back to the hotel and do the most fucking nasty porn shit with her while she let you do it. no lie some of the best dirty fucks I've ever had are with chicks like her.

>>80439325
most of those jokes are easy "going from point a to point b" kinds of jokes. joe rogan has talked about this before, and how he has come up with jokes that he later found out had already been done by someone else, because they aren't complicated bits; they followed a simple line of thought. with the internet it's harder, and probably close to impossible to come up with completely unique material. if you think of an easy bit, chances are someone has said a similar thing before you.

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Starting in August she's inhaling nothing but helium to be ready for the Thanksgiving Parade

>>80439934
true. also most real comedians talk to each other or look up other peoples shit. So you are suggesting the comedian that is joe rogan wouldn't find out real quick when someone else went on air with the same joke? not day's but fucking years?

>>80435943
what a fucking monstrosity

>>80439989
but Carlos Mencia never really stole a joke cause he never heard it in person.... but he's not a ham piggie so it's different. this is ms. piggy. we gotta cut her a break to appease the sjw.

Yoi guys are aware her Uncle is Chuck Schumer, Democratic Minority Leader and probably the 3 rd most powerful man in Washington? She isnt going anywhere.

no, it's okay for women to steal jokes. they're just not as funny as men, but if they deliver it well, that's what matters. they need all the love and support we can give them, so one day they might come up with something good on their own and we can applaud and encourage it, until they're finally equal.
like, this movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrdgQV9xxUM
You would think a shot-for-shot remake of Reservoir Dogs would be bad, right? wrong! It's Reservoir CATS and it's all women, because they can do anything we can do, but we just have to do it first to show them how.

>>80440123
>Yoi guys are aware her Uncle is Chuck Schumer
Yep, fully aware. Don't worry, once he's locked up with all the other DC pedos she's through.

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You boys better prepare yourselves for tomorrow

>>80439989
didn't suggest anything regarding that.

>>80438626
And when she was skinny she had rocking big tits like wow tits.
Even archer blowed that a bunch because of that crazy cowgirl pussy.

>>80440280
THICC

>>80440280
LOL what a fucking fat cunt.
I hope this makes the news.

>>80440280
>browsing her instagram
cool?

>>80440280
I'm not sure if I like how the new ghost in the shell screen shots are looking

>>80435943
is there a new scandal or something?

>>80440280
What the fuck possesses people to do this, I seriously don't get it, am I retarded?

>>80440363
https://vid.me/HOnQ

>>80440391
>body suit for a bit on her show
i dunno. if i had to guess, i'd say money.

>>80440427
>vid.me
Why not youtube and make it viral?

>>80440363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQlSDxYSDrg

>>80440280
I'm fucking ready for mis piggy son. I think you dont' understand why I am here man. I want the most fucked up sht brother.

>>80440480
yeah sorry, I found the YT link after
>>80440487

>>80440280
Fappening again?

>>80440356
I lost man. good job.

>>80439548
Actually I didn't say there are other people doing it but most popular stand up comics have been accused of stealing jokes from each other.

>>80440518
you were right to ask that though. what kinda fag goes vid.me.

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>>80435943
looks like the long pig flavor of the grinch

>>80440567
who nigga? name a good comic that got accused of stealing material?

>>80439984
kek

>>80440630
>name a good comic that got accused of stealing material
ned holness

>>80440595
>not realizing youtube/google is one of the the biggest pedo supporting platforms on the internet
>>not realizing youtube/google wants to censor the internet
I'm not saying vid.me is awesome or anything but people seriously need to find alternatives to YT

>>80440630
just google it. you'll most likely say that you don't find them funny or something. not worth it to breastfeed you.

>>80440715
>>80440720
I get youre pushing and getting payed to do this but fuck man maybe a bit less subtle next time.

>>80440857
>I get youre pushing and getting payed to do this
Are you fucking serious? It must be blissful living in that comfy bubble of yours.

>>80440931
keep pushing it man. I'm sure at the end it's worth it.

As much as I don't like Schumer thinking your thoughts are special, unique or original is a delusion

>>80438037
i fucking lold

I miss carlos mencia

>>80441116
you should get tvland

>>80441142
nevermind, that's the other mexican

>>80440630
George Carlin
Richard Pryor
Seinfeld
Chapelle
Louis C.K.

There's always some people who dislike comics and search for similar jokes to accuse them of stealing, was it really necessary for me to list names when you now still have to search them to discover that I was telling the truth?

>>80441200
only if they do the joke better most people wont care. I get what your saying, but if youre gonna be a good comic either stealling jokes or not. get the crowd to love you first. so for example tell me what joke any of what you posted was copied by which "comic" that those comics copied?

>>80440280
I guess self-absorption and unwarranted self-esteem comes at any weight.
What weight class is after "heavyweight" ?

>>80441558
going for the easy fruit huh? you should work for snl.

>>80441200
+robin williams

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>>80435943
Still would 2bh

>>80441609
tell me the joke he stole? and who did he steal if from?

>>80441622
Don't feel bad. Any real man in this thread would pound that pussy till it made cold cuts.

>>80441555
You'd have to word that question differently for me to understand it, tripmann. Still I'm not going to use google for you, search any of those names with the words "stole" or "stolen." If you're not willing to do that you care more about arguing with me here than the actual topic we're talking about.

>>80441622
ewww

>>80441683
says the fag who is just jealous on people who tell good jokes. I get it man. don't be angry.

>>80438037
obscure.

>>80440630
Robin Williams. He even paid for the jokes later.

>>80442191
what comic sold him the joke is what i'm asking? if ms piggy was worth the money any joke she "stole" she could have bought. but no one likes her sot stealing jokes kills her. robin williams payed a random no body for a joke and no one remembers him or it. I don't mean to justifiy it I'm just stating a fact. Chapelle can steal what he want's who's gonna say he's wrong. That stupid cunt doesn't have the crowd she cant steal shit. you get it?

B-but it's just a coincidence!!! I swear i would NEVER steal a joke.

https://vid.me/HOnQ

http://splitsider.com/2017/02/10-comedians-who-borrowed-jokes-without-making-headlines/

>>80442322
>https://vid.me/HOnQ
vids.me stop being a fucking worthless fucking fagot

http://www.therichest.com/expensive-lifestyle/entertainment/10-successful-comedians-accused-of-stealing-jokes/

>>80441746
Again I can't understand you.

>>80442557
I get it brother. I'm just trying to help you. see this is what you see:" I'm a gigantic fag and hate what I like." what you need to understand is you have shit taste and dispite what you think is "right" and your impartial judgement. is shit. pick a side and stick with it. all comidians steal topics. those who have the crowd win. if people liked and wanted to see a mexican steal and say stolen jokes he could have done it. I get you want to white knight and get her back but brother she aint gonna win. pick a better female comedian to back man. I like you so I don't want to see you get hurt man. Just move on.

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I want all Hollywood Jews and their underlings gone.

>>80441584
What do you want from me? I'm a no name nobody online, I just haven't heard a better joke to steal or I'd be making the top dollars.

>>80435943
The role of Barbie

If you're reading this thread Amy, I just made up a joke that you can have. It's about electronic devices and how they're always in a constant need for a reboot to clear errors. So why not give computers, phones etc assholes so they can shit themselves, therefore saving us, the consumer the massive headache of dealing with that bullshit.
And from there you can move into the whole world of shit jokes based around your computer. i.e have to put a nappy on phone when I leave the house. Was looking at Indian porn last night and my computer's had the runs all day. I had anal sex with my computer and now it can't sit down. And the list goes on and on.See Amy, writing original jokes is easy, and I'm not even a comedian.

>>80440524
No, she released them herself. When the guys from the Fappening saw them they deleted them out of respect to the rest of the world after throwing up for a solid 10 minutes.

One was quoted "No way man, we hate the world but this is just too much cruelty to unleash on humanity"

Another hand to be injected with enough Xanax to level a horse after screaming "MY EYE'S, THE ROLLS JUST DON'T STOP"

>>80441639
Hey I'll give you a hint at life

Go to google dot com

And search "Robin Williams joke thief"

There's a good chance you'll find what you're looking for.

>>80444777
that's pretty good anon, I might have to steal it

>>80435943
>fro this porky hambeast?
I couldn't push her in a wheelbarrow let alone fro the fat bitch. wakka wakka

>>80435943
Another box of krispy kreme

>>80435943
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit that bitch is FAT

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>>80445307
nice

>>80435943
Jeez, did she get fatter?

>>80439984
god imagine how terrifying those fucking balloons would be if they were made out of human flesh

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>>80446008
>balloons would be if they were made out of human flesh

I like where your heads at anon

>>80435943
submit for slaughter

>>80435943
She's going to try politics, like her daddy.

>>80435943
She's a big girl.

>>80438157
She'll have the weight advantage.

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>>80444777

>>80447066
who is this qt

>>80441200

What on earth was Carlin accused of stealing?

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>>80435943

wait a minute hmmmm.

>>80437758
At least Pam is funny and hot.

>>80445724
She's a bit like Kirstie Alley where she puts on weight at a drop of the hat

>>80438959
>telling the same joke to Ellen on her own show.

Wow

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>>80441622
I would absolutely fuck a fat chick but not Schumer, and I am unbelievably desperate. She just puts on weight in the most unfortunate way possible, it all goes straight into her gut and none into her tits or hips. This, combined with her resting shrek face gives her the appearance of an overweight middle aged construction worker.

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I would.

>>80451673
SOME

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>>80435943
Something really odd about her face

>>80453341
Then you have low standards.

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Who told her to gain weight? The fuck?

>>80438743
>this content is rated: REBELLIOUS

What a fucking dork, his whole aesthetic is like early 2000s buttrock

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>>80435943
>Comedy Central's Roast of Amy Schumer

>>80453780
ayyyyy

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>>80439444
>george carlen
Learn to spell, fag.

Do we know her address in cali ? I wouldn't mind riding by and tossing a box of doughnuts over the fence into her yard.