Kevin smith has always been meh but this fucking movie is AGGRESSIVELY

>>80435020
did you manage to watch it in one session?

>>80435237
Bf rented it,
we sat down and watched this whole thing

>>80435320
You gay??

>>80435385
No gay people are fucking disgusting

>>80435020
nu uh uh uh na nah na NOT

Why is he so obsessed with Canada?

DO YOUR 'WURST

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>>80435545
All the best people are from Canada.

>>80435020
It was like he watched Scott Pilgrim vs the World and said, "I'll just do that", but forgot he had neither the budget nor the imagination of someone like Edgar Wright.

>>80435020
whats so bad about it? is it so bad its good?

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why is her leg backwards?

>>80435737
No, it wasn't like that at all, fucker.

>>80435545
I'm stunned by aswell,
Canada is the most boring country on earth.

>>80436111
Im stunned aswell***

>>80435787
No, it's just bad. Tusk was weird enough to be interesting, this was just fucking awful.

Right when I was about to give up on the film the best scene of the film happened (when the teenagers turn out to be satanists) and so I watched the rest hoping it could deliver something like that.
After a certain point it was more of a point of finishing it so I could comprehend fully how awful it was.

>>80435445
Good. Better it be a roastie than a gay.

God Kevin Smith's daughter has a nice body but she has his really ugly face,
sucks for her.

HEY MAN, FAT KEV SMITH HERE, TOO FAT TO FLY, THE GUY WHO MADE CLERKS

>>80435813
>he can't hyperextend his knee

Kevin Smith's giant tits weren't enough to save it

>>80436250
do you think he masturbates with her panties?

>>80436507
Now why would he do something as silly as that???

Worst movie of the decade and I saw Movie 43 and United Passions

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>Harley Quinn Smith
This fat fucker actually named his daughter Harley Quinn.

>>80435445
LONDON
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I watched it for the girls. They're good for fapping to.

>>80437264
That's really pathetic

>>80435545
When he worked at a gas station or something in the 80s he got hooked watching Degrassi Junior High, a Canadian teen drama. He's had a Canacuck boner ever since.

>>80435320
>renting movies
Woman confirmed

>>80437511
that was the kino degrassi

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>>80435020

>>80436546
he's a fat old-school nerd, and suddenly he has a hot daughter, i'm sure he sniffs her panties

>>80435020
lets get angry at a dude that found funding for a movie he wrote for his daughter and some people saw it, cause hes got enough money and is living a good life / while a fat slob married to a claymation slowly decaying women/. don't hate the player son. hate the game.

>>80438185
Go to bed kevin

>>80435320
Kys fag

>>80435545
He's doing a "Canadian Trilogy" for no reason that I can't determine. Seems to stem from dumb ideas on his podcast. Tusk and Yoga Hosers are the first two. Something called Moose Jaws will be next. Has the same annoying characters played by his daughter and Johnny Depp's daughter from Tusk and YH.

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>>80435813
Is this from the Charlie Sheen film, The Arrival?

>>80438537
I'm a girl

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>waste bandwidth on that shit

lol

>>80439207
>Not knowing Xavier
Get out

>>80435237
i havent seen this one but ive watched the first 10 minutes of chasing amy, then on a second attempt 15, third attempt got me to 20 minutes... i just cant bring myself to do it. i liked clerks and jay and silent bob tho

>>80440216
Chasing Amy is one of his better ones. Better than Jay & Silent Bob.

>>80435545
That's the only place they allow him to direct shitty capeshows

>>80439130
Moose Jaws is cancelled along with Clerks 3 and Mallrats 2: The Series. It's Jay & Slient Bob Reboot now (at least for a few more months before he switches to Tusk 2)

>>80440296
chasing amy is boring as shit

>anons shit on a chill nice guy who makes original films, has given thousands of hours worth of podcasts, and generally isn't successful as he used to be so they can't even hate him for that.

There is literally no reason to dislike him. He's doing gods work with these movies.

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When is she gonna be in something good

>>80442903
I hate him because he's shit, his movies are shit, and his meme persona is shit.
>inb4 "member 2002?"

>>80442944
Yeah that's a silly reason to hate someone you've never met.

>>80442983
>meet him in person
>He's a total dildo

Seems likely based on what I've seen

Lilly is so cute I want to hug her.

>>80439271
Shut it queer

>>80440296
>>80442257

Chasing Amy is kino you plens

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>We want the Nickelodeon audience

>>80444790
THICC AS FUCK

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>>80444790
I'd like to fit a 3 foot sausage link up her ass if you catch my drift

>>80435020
Watched it with a mate thinking it'd be bad funny. It was just bad.

>>80435320
Did he give you the D afterwards? Is he a generous lover?