Worst advert at the moment. This is something from the UK

That shit came in the wake of the special olympics.
I don't agree with it, and it's obviously a grotesque fantasy.

>>80424252
I don't want to watch the ad because I think it will make me sad

Don't make fun of the goblin woman she has it hard enough and did nothing wrong

>Someone authorized this to sell their chocolate
>Someone looked at this and said yeup, this was worth the fifty grand to produce and get into circulation

>>80424252
>>80424414
It got you fucking talking about it didn't it

Would this thread be here if it was just some girl? No.

>>80424252
That one's stopped been shown as far as I can tell though.

This on the other hand...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdeB1eGK57o
And all the others like it fuck me right off.

>>80424539
>That one's stopped been shown as far as I can tell though.

Saw it today

Thinking of the best man

I wonder what it would be like to have 3 foot of pussy and ass you can fuck with little physical effort.

>>80424252
I would pound that lil sexlet.

>>80424252
Are they trying to guilt people into buying their chocolate? Like the proceeds go to spreading awareness of that condition?

>>80424481
And your point is? I'm not going to go buy a pack of Maltesers now.

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>>80424632
you could literally just hold her in your hand while standing up

i'd fuck her

>>80424632
>>80424635
>>80424756
The standards here are frighteningly low

Come on, how do you know it wasn't a mental's wedding? She could have left with the best man's number if he was one of those paraplegic cyborg people who moves his chair around with a straw in his mouth, or maybe the best man was gay and felt bad for her. I mean shit I think it's a good commercial - at least she can still eat and pick things up with her weird hands.

>>80424481
>Would this thread be here if it was just some girl?

Yes newfag

>>80424784

They have to be to get in her

>>80424784
Welcome to 4chan

>>80424583
What channel was it on? I haven't seen a Malteaser ad for some time now.

I prefer the old ones with Jan from the IT Crowd and the blonde woman from whatever the fuck sit-com she was in.

>>80424784
Your using a site where BRAPposting exists and you claim fucking a midget is low standards

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>>80424252
>>80424733
>>80424632
>>80424635
>tfw no goblin gf

best man doesn't imply he's a looker, he could just be an ugly fat fuck with a goblin fetish

>>80424252
Damn Maise looks like THAT!

>>80424784
she's got a decent size rack compared to her size

>>80424539
It's still on. The Moneysupermarket ads are truly atrocious though, especially the latest one.

The Maltesers ad with the deaf women, and the one with the girl who has spasms are alright.

>>80424252
Wow Michael J Anderson's really let himself go since he got booted from Twin Peaks

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>>80424252

>>80424794
There's sex tapes of this exact scenario if you look around

>>80424862
>I prefer the old ones with Jan from the IT Crowd and the blonde woman from whatever the fuck sit-com she was in.
Those are running again too, now that Easter's approaching.

The worst ad right now is the one with the singing shrimp and and the faggot with really pink cheeks I don't even know what it's trying to sell

>>80424913
She appears highly smug about her new fuckbuddy

Its more then likely

>this is a 9/10 in the UK

wew

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>>80424946
>"When I eat Maltesers, I just can't control myself!"
>violent spasm on camera

In austria Coke is doing an ad with a mongloid ski racer and she subbed the ad herself...you can tell she's fucking retarded by the way she slurrs her shit..ya gotta laugh

>>80424820
ayyy

>>80424252

s-stop bullying her!

>>80424252
>OMG YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgUqmKQ9Lrg

> That other Malteasers advert that is basically about a disabled woman giving a great handjob by having rapid arm spasms

How did they get away with this

>>80424252
maybe he worked at dignitas

>>80424334
This, tbqh. Goblin woman is innocent.

>this fucking commercial

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1b-Zt2IJl8

Who thought this was a good idea?

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They're called Whoppers tho

I hate the one where the lizard driving a car where the fat woman keeps backseat driving.

>>80424414
>fifty grand
you wish
this must have costed no less than 4 times that

>>80425247
Holy fuck this feels like a drug fueled religious experience. I honestly feel like I'm hallucinating this ad.

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>>80425247
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU FUCKING MAKE THIS WHEN YOUR COMPANY IS WORTH FUCKING BILLIONS OF DOLLARS

so are maltesers the official chocolate of the disabled

Whats the one where the black guy can't find the right jacket and an elephant keeps trying to grab his ass with his trunk?

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>>80424252
>>80425195

Why is it cool for women to talk about fucking dudes in commercials, but it's objectifying when dudes talk about banging chicks.

This is bullshit bros

>>80425247
SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT

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>>80424784

>>80425335
"They" are trying to invert the current (and sensible) slut/ player dynamic that happens in real life

>>80424698
>he thinks this is the point of ads

>>80424414
Just think, somebody probably got paid a rather large amount for that latest Ben and Jerry's thing. Someone got paid to take the words ice cream sandwich, and shorten it to Wich. Not only that, they got paid for naming the smaller version Son of a Wich. That name went through multiple stages of approval. An atrocious pun was the best they could do, and somebody got money for coming up with that. Just burn down the whole marketing establishment.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt3Gvdu9mtM

BEST ADVERT

Literally about a woman cucking her white husband with a buff black dude

>>80424334

I sympathise with her. She's gotta live out the one life she has as a deformed monstrosity. A life of rejection, pity and outright hostility.
What I cannot fucking stand is that some marketing cunt thought it would be cute and progressive to write her in and say she got with the best man.

This instantly conjures up images of this little tard-trike bound butthole wheering up to the studly young bearded best man, at the reception and moments later rolling away with a knowing wink and a lick of the lips as if we're supposed to fucking sit there, during fucking tea time, forced to contemplate the allusion that at some point a regular sized bloke and this little afterbirth-in-a-wig will be fucking going at in all filthy and sweaty with his normal sized tadger fucking smashing up against the back of her neck or wherever the fuck her truncated vagina ends and then we're all supposed to look at each other and say 'wow isn't that so progressive don't we live in such a wonderful age aren't we all so fucking fantastic'.

I wish that little 'goblin' all the best but the sewer-stall runoff that fucking worked up this ad needs taking out into the town square to be beaten by the rotted dicks of every syphilitic beggar available, gang-raped by a gang of impressively large dogs and then forced to watch her own shitty advert for eternity.

The only saving grace of this advert was the disgruntled chort that came out of every single one of my family members as we were subjected to this abomination on, what was otherwise, a pretty capital weekday evening.

Also maltesers can fucking do one. They look like they fell off a black man's diseased dingus.

>>80424252
>slams pocketbook on Malteser

That was actually kind of funny.

They should've cut it right after she said, "I left with the best man's number" tho. The ending they used was forced.

>>80424252
What the fuck is an advert? Speak american you gook.

>>80425417
>Comments are disabled for this video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYyGhVllGfU

>>80424820
>going for the low hanging fruit
I know this is 4chan, but you could've been the bigger man.

I don't understand how /tv/ doesn't realize the genius on display here. The Maltesers Mentals are the best ad campaign since the yo quero taco bell dog.

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ALL THE FUCKING LIFE INSURANCE ADVERTS AHHHHHH FUCK OFF

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>>80425195
HEY EVERYONE, MALTESERS HERE TO REMIND YOU THAT DISABLED WOMEN WILL GO INTO POTENTIALLY DANGEROUS MUSCLE SPASMS AND SHAKE YOUR COCK LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW

When will the degeneracy end?

Twin Peaks midget is transgendered now?

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>>80425424

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>>80424820

At least that ad doesnt promote boys dressing up as girls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvwKUBecX54

>>80424794
>at least she can still eat and pick things up with her weird hands.
You see her shaking her shoulders at the end of the advert too so she can move those. Truly blessed.

>>80424481
I watched it and didn't even realize what it was an advertisement for. Its too distracting and unrealistic to be advertising a product. People 100% aren't talking about the product and never will. If people do talk about it, they will just say "that candy commercial with the midget'' and the name brand will never come up.

>joke is she is ugly and deformed but got the best man's number
>literally one of the oldest Vaudeville type jokes you could ever come up with
>"But this is a writer pushing his progressive shit!"

Jesus christ.

>>80425424
>Also maltesers can fucking do one. They look like they fell off a black man's diseased dingus.
Yeah, but they taste great.

>>80425335
>'so jack, how did your date with susan go last night?'
>'EUNNYU UUNHHGH'
>'oh really, that soon? she must have really liked you dude'
>'yeah. so did you guys get frisky?'
>'UUUNNGGH EUUNNNGHHHH UNHHH'
>'oh wow, how embarassing!'
>'what did you do next?'
>'EUHH'
>man in wheelchair flips table the stacked with maltesers and coffee all over the floor and his friends
>everyone bursts out laughing
>maltesers logo

>>80424414
I worked as an intern at Panasonic in Japan a couple of years ago, and they paid ten times that amount for a fucking logo.
The logo was complete shit, too.

>>80425594
Boys dressing up as girls is the only way society can advance.
You support the matriarchy or something, faggot?

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>>80424252

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYyGhVllGfU

best advert

/tv/ will love the ending

>>80425424
M8 this post is impressive.

Here's the new Maltesers advert where they try to make a spastic look normal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgUqmKQ9Lrg

>>80425758
BIG

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>>80424334
always happy to see reasonable posts like this instead of the try-hard edgy shit that leask from /b/. a lot of us have been on this site for more than a decade and will probably still be around for another because of our disabilities (physical or mental) that dont allow us to integrate into society like everyone else.

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>>80425253
Whoppers are the patrician version.
>tfw you dump a box of whoppers and rasinettes into your popcorn at the movies

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>>80425247
holy fuck man

>>80425381
>hurr durr

>>80424252
>implying you wouldn't fuck it just for the weird factor

>>80425820
t. misshapen lump who lies about fucking the best man

"""""""British Actors""""""""

>>80425771
i remember some brit anon recounting a cinema experience where they played like 8 of those in a row
when the ape came on screen some people in his cine apparently exclaimed their surprise and annoyance

>>80425758
>/tv/ will love the ending

placing my bets now before I watch.

the girl ends up with a black dude

>>80425424
this

>>80425992
yeup

>>80425283
you have no idea how anything in this industry works do you. sure 50 grand is a little high, but the ad wouldn't have cost 4 times less than that.

>>80424252
why are you so salty about that? fucking loser

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Canada imo

>comments are disabled
>that grey lightsaber
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-uEfcdmcqQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mx12fTwOQl0

i'll have you know they're based on REAL STORIES ok pals? it happened, case closed

>>80424334
I loosely recall seeing pics of her on some show where she talks about how men want to be with her along with pics of some guys chatting her up.

I'm sure /r9k/ has it since it's used in their "women can't be robots" threads

>>80425424
Damn man, you do standup? Some good stuff here.

>all the best but the sewer-stall runoff
>sweaty with his normal sized tadger fucking smashing up against the back of her neck or wherever the fuck her truncated vagina ends

>>80424252
>UK

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>yurop

>>80425424
>wheering
Fucking chinamen are getting harder to spot nowadays.

>>80425563

Its mostly just that when I go home to visit my parents and watch TV for the first time in a month and see the slew of adverts that I start to get really agitated.

Once you've been away from it for a while you really see it for the slurry it is.

>>80425623

But it's not like that. It's not supposed to be funny because she's criptastic. It's supposed to be a case of 'aww good for her, we're all just the same aren't we, hahah she's so funny'.

It's so fucking forced and anyone who behaves like this is a fucking phony lying self-aggrandizing prick. Any group of hot girls that patronises a spacker is doing so purely to boost their own social image. It's fucking disgusting.

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>>80425424

>The only saving grace of this advert was the disgruntled chort that came out of every single one of my family members as we were subjected to this abomination on, what was otherwise, a pretty capital weekday evening.

>>80425533
As soon as I get myself a disabled chick. Where to they usually cart off to?

>>80426407
the fact that it makes you so angry is worrying. go seek help bro

>>80426137
What did he write on the last cup?

>>80424929
underrated as fuck, mate

>>80425424
Brit posters are great sometimes

>>80425758
>Comments are disabled for this video.
>278 upboats 1,226 downlikes
lmao every time

>>80425484
your puns are leaving me short for breath, man!

>>80424978
help me out senpai

>>80426488

There's no help for people like me. I square it away by hating myself more than everyone else. I'd make fun of her to her face but she'd be fine because she'd know that deep down she couldn't be possibly more miserable than me.

Fuck if I were the best man she'd probably flip me a palsied finger and then zoom off to her room to strap a foot long dildo to her wheelchair and spend the night blasting out her tonsils (from the bum up) to the thought of my dying alone in a pool of my own vom.

>>80426494
"the ungrateful cunt married a fucking nigger"

>>80426494
Don't believe his lies
He is the one kill him

>>80424929
KEK

>>80425484
This, you should be a stand-up guy and take the moral high ground

>>80426494
"I can't find my wallet"

>>80426646
Poor tard on a trike didn't even make it halfway through the sentence.

>>80426494
"reply to this cup or your mother will die tomorrow"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L37-3v7DyYs

what is that thing, is it a gremlin

>>80426849
This is fapkino desu.

>>80426494
Don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.

>>80426849
>indian ads

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>>80426849
>those dislikes

>>80426849
why would you even shit in a public restroom is my question

>>80425247
le don draper coca cola

>>80426494
He wrote two.
First
>I've got terminal cancer
Second
>Take care of your own niglets, ungrateful cunt

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average french comercial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BKOC4zaB6I

>>80426137
so

why the low rating? just because of the black guy?

>>80426849
Fuck I saw this on tv recently but can't remember what channel

Tbh the product is sound but you can't put the word poo in a product name unless it's for 2 year olds.

>>80426849
Imagine going through years of drama school expecting to play Lady Macbeth or Queen Gertrude, and this is your only career break.

>>80425247
tfw they conjoin into H20 (one negroid + 2 caucazoids)...so progressive
>WE WUZ OXYGEN

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>>80426849
>devil's donuts

>>80427042
I was once like you

Then I developed IBS and have to shit at least 3-4 times a day

>>80425481
>>80425758
kek the difference between posting an image to get replies

what the fuck america

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqL4DRZ2EkA

>>80427073
None of that made any sense

>>80424252
I'm more annoyed by the way it says guilty at the end

>>80427197
i'd like to do some data mining regarding this phenomenon

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>>80426849
Why are there two portraits of Adalia Rose on the wall at 0:49?

>>80427197
One knows how to advertise, the other's a good person.

>>80425424
I would fuck her

>>80424252
>>80425771
Jesus Christ. If it wasn't bad enough pushing niggers and faggots in our faces, now they want to plaster our screens with deformed freaks. I used to be a nice guy, but all this SJW degeneracy is really starting to get to me. When I think of the kikes laughing as they come up with new ways to punish straight white Christians with this filth, I just want to round up every last non-white, tranny, queer, cripple, and retard and set them on fire.

>>80424252
Half of the actors in those adverts came out about how they had to piss themselves on the train

>>80427324

If you've got a buddy that's getting married you've got a shot.

>>80427205
Does that ad contain a PG rainbow unicorn version of that Palahniuk story? Really?

>>80427351
So brave.

>>80426849
Did anyone else notice all the guys go in after her to smell her shit, but then act like they're not dissapointed they didn't smell her nasty shitsmell... I mean why else would you walk into a bathroom and take a wiff.

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The worst are the phone network adverts where it's some shitty memebait, like a baby dancing to an 80s pop song and it has a hashtag like #EpicDancingBaby

Then you look on Twitter and there's actually some fucking melts that have actually used it and interacted with the marketing department of a multinational.

Fucking love the BBC's lack of adverts

>>80427522
go beat up another trash can marxist faggot

>>80427531
Americans aren't very smart.

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>>80427351
oooo scary

Chads will do anything in a skirt. Why do women think them getting laid is an achievement?

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>>80427567

>>80427567
Cry moar, angry landwhale.

>>80424252
I legit thought the thumbnail was a normal human that was all scrunched up in those gifs we sometimes post

>>80427641
WHITE KIDS BTFO

>>80427677
kek you mean content awareness scale. I agree

>>80427522
>>80427580
>>80427641
fuck drumpf and most importantly fuk whit ppl

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Is this footkino?

>>80426137
Fuck that is perfection. Sauce on the pic??

We need to stop normalizing mongrels.

>>80427772
HOW DARE THEY USE MY WAIFU FOR THIS SHIT

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>>80425424
I love you, England.

>>80425247
It can't be normal that I started hyperventilating somehow, while watching this

>>80427159
>WE WUZ OXYGEN

made me laugh

>>80425424
A perfect capture of my feelings towards this.

>no sis to fug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOQk_pWmisA

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>>80425000
>The worst ad right now is the one with the singing shrimp and and the faggot with really pink cheeks I don't even know what it's trying to sell

The sheer absurdity of this comment flung me into a brief moment of clarity and carefree feeling. Life is strange.

Anybody have a link to the ad?

>>80425758
why is this ad hated?

>>80428651
>not posting the extended cut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhfcWTZeP1k

>>80424252
These adverts are always so patronising so these people, like "haha you're sooo awesome and can do anything! You're JUST like any other normal woman! Also you're so pretty!"

>>80427354
what?

Hello, /tv/,/tg/ poster here
did you just mention a goblin? preferably the female kind?

>>80428756
americans are emotionally stunted holy fuck

fucking fat retards

I hate the cartoon bears that really love toilet paper.

>>80428867
who hurt you?

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>>80426849
>The way that director smells the room

>>80428866
what about japanese goblins?

wtf I live Whoppers now

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>>80426849
>letting nathan fielder come up with your product name

>>80428743
kill yourself

>>80424252
>>80425771
I dont get it, is this British candy for retards or something? whats happening?

>>80425771
hand-job joke, its good

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Why?

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Hnldf3z4bY

>>80428891
Right? Like, I bet he's fun at parties. /s

>>80424252
To be fair Maltteasers is the balls of confectionery chocolate. If you wanted chocolate candy in your mouth why not M&M's or Smarties or Reeses Pieces or Junior Mints, etc? Not that disgusting malted shit.

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>>80429252

>amerishits

Why can't non-Americans make media?

>>80429021
no
never
us /tg/ guys only want greenskins

>>80425234

Agree senpai. I am all fit making fun of people that deserve it but disabled people get it rough enough, I refuse to make it worse for them.

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>>80425424

My girlfriend has cerebral palsy!

>>80428651
>>80428756
That bitch is hot

>>80424539
>Not available in your country

Not everyone on /tv/'s a britbong you cunt.

>>80425424
God bless the Queen and Her people.

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>>80429252

>UK
got a stuck shit m8? take this its natural innit and it unclogged last nights takeaway, buy to day for fast action release

>USA
can't stop shitting your self in public? Its normal, but we made and advertised this product so it won't be such a hassle if you don't make it in time to your designated mart, also it will kill you if you are taking other rival medication

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>>80424252
why are all british women so FUCKINGdisgusting?

>>80425417
I've masturbated to this commercial more than any other

>>80429736
they arent. theres really not any more ugly girls there than anywhere else

>>80425758
>>80428743
cucking memes aside, it's depressing.

20 years together and they break up.

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>>80425424
>afterbirth-in-a-wig

kek

>>80425653
fucking underrated post

>>80426935
this, quite frankly

>>80429929
They didn't breakup. They are trying to show aged parents who miss their children because they are off being adults now.

>>80429929
Are you retarded?

>>80427205
>gold destroys poop odour
fascinating 2bh

>>80430333
for that moment I was

I didn't get the woman at the end was the daughter.

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>>80426170
>20% of the UK is disabled

wtf Bongistanian genetics

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>>80427205
>0:14
>asian in european middle ages scenario
> every fucking time with the diversity US TV!

>>80424252
That candy you like is going to come back in style.

The one where she tells the story of having a spasm when she was jerking off a guy and he enjoyed it and she simulates ejaculation by shaking the Malteaser packet and shooting them up in the air is just vile.

Yeah I can smile and laugh, but this is fucking chocolate. When I think "Malteaser" I don't want to think "Disabled woman giving a man a hand job and having a spasm which was so violent he climaxed from it".

No thanks. No thanks.

>>80430376
it doesn't you moron, how stupid can you be.

>>80424481
now you might sensibly think "all publicity is good publicity"

now that's true to an extent

but the negative effect can outweigh the positive

look at how lego pulled some fucking political stunt right before xmas last year - that's 'bad publicity is good'

deepwater horizon wasn't good publicity for BP

this advert is closer to deepwater horizon than lego

>>80430524
How do you know, have you tried it?

>>80430466
>Largest Empire Known to Mankind
>Still made of fucking glass

Non-Anglos, you even trying?

>>80427641
That nigger can't even throw a proper punch I'm supposed to be impressed he beat up the special needs kid?

>>80430534
>deepwater horizon wasn't good publicity for BP

actually, they turned that into a positive for themselves.

>>80426710
you responded to like the only negative criticism of your post, i wish you damn Brits didn't hate yourselves so god damn much, you're pretty high-tier in my book

>>80430534
This. Just a few hundred years ago that little gremlin would have been put to the sword. Normal people feel an instinctive repulsion towards such creatures and do not want them on our television screens.

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>>80430466
Thanks to all the fucking immigrants coming over to take liberties with the NHS

>>80426053
>no less than 4 times
x >= 4y
>4 times less than
x = y/4

i'm going to assume english isn't your first language and give you the benefit of the doubt

>>80427205
My Indian roommate bought a squatty potty.

POO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T549VoLca_Q

>>80430730
That's retarded
and queer

>>80430590
i stole all of my mums jewellery and flushed it down the toilet and my shit still stinks

also i just realised (((JEW)))ellery

>>80425247
this could be a nice Spiritualized song desu

>>80430701
what i ranted about for this is that there's already an extreme bias in actor selection towards attractive people in general

as a normal member of the public who's of about average attractiveness, i have zero chance of getting my face in a commercial, and i accept that

which makes the fact that they've cast a disabled person painfully obvious to be pandering

>>80426170
I'll ask again, is this candy made for disabled people?

>>80429252
Wtf americunts
>Advert medecine for diarhea
>spend 3/4th of the ad warning about the bad side effects and danger of it

>>80430730
THAT WAS AWESOME!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2h3yDtO5TLg

>>80425073
Are you sure she's retarded? Or just Danish?

>>80425424
this is the best fucking thing I've read in a long time

>>80430856
wtf is slope?

>>80426817

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>>80430497

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79Nsemb1QWY

>>80430509
To be fair I'd let her jack me off

>>80428756
>>80428651
The best one of these is the one that's 100% original, apart from one tiny cut of her hand on his pants. It's subtle advert-edit-kino. The "extended cut" is burger/10 and too forced. We get the joke, we don't need it explained.

>>80430946
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-OQR5zu_J4

Does anyone have the copypasta about kidnapping verne troyer and uhm subjecting him to cruel torture?

>>80430946
a slur for asian people. Like nip, or zipperhead.

>>80430946
ching chong

she's responding in the comments of that video, her name seems to be Samantha Renke

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>>80425424

>>80424252
>its a triggered incel gets mad a fictional disabled girl got some because now it makes him feel he cant even pulled crippled girl

top kek

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>>80427205

>those last few seconds

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igOXJ9ZlnUU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cfo4Nblmp8

QUIT PLAYING DURING MY ADULT SWIM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>80430994
anyone got verne troyer's sex tape where the prostitute stops jerking him as he cums and his orgasm is ruined kek

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>>80425247

>>80430946
slopey eyes

>>80427580
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/filename/6622666777.jpg/

how buttblasted can you be

>>80425247
YOU WIN. I LAUGHED.

>>80430961
THICC

sauce on that whore from the Ruby Tuesday;s Garden Bar commercial?

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>>80431110
sounds funny

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>>80430993

>>80431182
>you will never eat a sandwich as big as you are for only 6 dollars

must be really nice desu

>>80430990
There's no joke. It's just an awkward commercial with incest vibes.

>>80425247
got to 11 seconds with the first disembodied head. that's too funny.

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>It's another John Cleese advert

HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU NEED ASSHOLE

>>80424252
She's got a big rack. She has blonde hair. And she has a British accent. 10/10

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>>80425424

post me in the screencap

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>>80426849
is that kevin smith?

>>80431283
Quit making me want to be a midget who gets paid to hide in people's cupboards and surprise them

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>>80425424
lol

god save the queen

>>80431422
no, its Horatio sanz

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>>80425195
This is incredibly bizarre

>>80425343
>reddit jokes.

>>80425247
Are those the decapitated heads of all the children laid to waste in the coming Jihad of the West, or was my reading of this a bit off?

>>80430946

I guess you never got that joke about how Virginia Tech and K2 are similar?

Both are minus 33 with a killer slope.

>>80431110
>>80431182
>>80431434
What I would give to kidnap a famous midget and make his life a living hell. I would force him to dress up in elf and leprechaun outfits and subject him to pure awfulness and humiliation. just terrible degradation and shameful acts. it would be so easy to break his spirit and drive him to suicide, but I wouldn't let him do it. if I could train a dog to rape on command then I would totally do that as well. a really big dog like a mastiff. he would be so completely and utterly powerless to stop it, not to mention terrified. a big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a midget? might as well be a dragon. I'd keep him in a cell and what's more is that I would actually place to key inside with him but put it in a high place. not extremely high but just ever so slightly out of reach. it would drive him mad. I would dress him like a baby and force feed him 99 cent store baby food. I'd also pick him up like a child and toss him from one corner to the next. I'd grab him by one leg and swing him as hard and as fast as I could then hurl him to see how far he goes. I'd rent one of those giant inflatable bounce houses and body slam him all day until my arms got tired. I'd hold him down with 1 hand and slowly stick things up his butt just to see him squirm. I would stick him in dryers and turn them on and leave him in there for long periods of time. I'd force him to fight other midgets to the death. just so many things I would do.

>>80425758
THE MEMES. THEY'RE REAL.

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>>80424252

>>80431587
has it really taken you this long to realise it?

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>>80425424
oh god lol

>>80431332
I suspect the upkeep on his teeth would be huge

>>80431585
>a big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a midget? might as well be a dragon.
kek

>>80426137
Tim hortons coffee is disgusting

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Bitch ain't one of mine

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>>80425424
You've earned it

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>>80425247
MORTALS

>>80426849
MORE LIKE EN-CORN

>>80424334
I remember she was on a panel show once and not only is she funny shes just really nice. OP is clearly a faggot.

woodberry

>>80432044
she's a creature from children's nightmares

>>80424784
newfag, learn to lurk moar.

>>80426849
>the guys know she just took a dump, and still inhale fiercely
>commercial doesn't show their disappointment when they can't smell her ass stench, despite their best efforts

Holy fuck this aired?

>>80425335
>t. manchild

>>80427531
This desu. It is a tradition in my culture (India)

I do it all the time but make sure its you're hot cousin that just left the toilet and not your step dad or uncles.

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>>80432229
wtf is wrong with you people?

Would u fug that goblin?

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>>80424252
This just proves the UK is more degenerate than the US

>>80432328
No, Id rather be gay then be seen in public with that thing

>>80432094
you sound bitter.

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>>80431587

>>80432394
Why would you be fucking her in public?

>>80432229
sick fucks

>>80432445
I want people to see my spinning it on my dick like a greasy meaty maypole

>>80427351
>I used to be a nice guy but blah blah blah

You're a soft beta cunt, bro

>>80432435
arguingwithholes.jpg

>>80432435
about what anon?

>>80432479
You just said you didn't want to be seen with her.

>>80432489
>bro
nigger

>>80432541
There's more than two people here, dingus.

>>80432497
sounds sexy desu

>>80432515
about this lady.

>>80432572
If you didn't post >>80432394
then I obviously wasn't talking to you, dipshit.

>>80432445
my house isnt wheelchair accessible

>>80429252
you know, when I'm watching t.v. and these ads come on I don't really think twice about them but when I see them again out of context in threads like these I realize how fucking horrifying the world we live in is.

>>80432648
>then I obviously wasn't talking to you, dipshit.
I didn't say you were.

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>tfw have rett syndrome
>some based anon's are standing up for the goblin

thanks bros.

>>80432664
that ad aired during the superbowl and I lost my shit. why is there an animated colon walking around at a football game?

>>80432746
Unless you've got a slutty midget cunt then go fuck yourself, retard.

>>80431110
I couldn't help but hear mini-me's squealing EEEE noise the whole time I watched that

>>80432229
DESIGNATED

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>>80432772

>>80432869
>butthurt rett-ard

>>80432891
>says the one sperging like a triggered faggot

>>80432869
I was hoping that was gonna be some sweet creamy midget pussy you faggot.

>>80432912
>sperging
About what?

>>80432642
She's a monster. Why would I be bitter? It's the truth.

>>80432746
KYS genelet

>>80432912
You look more triggered than him lad.

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>>80430466
leg disabled?

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>>80424252
>>80431028

>>80429288
>Not that disgusting malted shit.
You have to be 18+ to post here

>>80432912
>rett-runt calling anyone else a sperg
Kek

>>80424414
You fucking idiot, and a bunch of others in this thread as well.

The real advertising, the inception advertisement, the meta ad here is fairly simple, very clear and worth its price: "we are an inclusive company". How you like the chocolate in that ad, if it made you want to eat it or not, that is irrelevant and the bad impression will survive for less time and intensity than the good impression it will make to the people feeling they can count on the company, much like how you'd treat the mother of a disabled person with greater respect.

By bringing the subject up, they already make it impossible for the audience and their competitors to not respond to it. No one is indifferent and so everyone is talking about it. If everyone is talking about, some people are hearing about the chocolate for the first time.

>>80430466
That's not fair, you do know 60% of British Asian (Muslims) are inbred so that's at least 8% right there

It's the same as all Malteser adverts, though. They're all about hideous defective aging women that like to get on like they're "still" sexy and have every man drooling all over them while they're actually miserable singles or married to Fat Dave. The same sort of miserable harridan that buys those shitty fridge magnets with stood ironic jokes about booze and being trampy (I love cooking with wine, sometimes I even put it in the food, teehee!)

>>80432935
>>80432946
>>80432967
im not that other poster, but hey if you guys wanna scream at the wall like the retards you are who am i to stop you :^)

>>80433071
>blacks keep stealing good looking white women from us!

>>80433304
>im not that other poster
Ok

>>80433127
see>>80433304
its clear your an obese neckbeard burger who is bitter at anyone else being happy. i truly pity you.

>>80433351
>>80433304
>white knighting actual retards

>>80433304
>Last one says rett guy just looks angry
>SCREAM AT THE WALL RETARDS, I'M NOT LISTENING!

Platinum mad.

>>80433396
>being jealous of retards

kek your life must be super shitty.

>>80433188
Nice sales pitch. Except the main premise, and only argument that matters, you made was disguised in the rest of your distracting flowery language.

>the bad impression will survive for less time and intensity than the good impression

This isn't always true, just look at what happened to Starbucks after they announced they would hire 10,000 rapefugees. It didn't go over well at all and has hurt them financially.

>funny ads thread
>derailed into /pol/
Nice thread

>>80431585
>bounce house
You sicken me.

>>80433304
You are not authorised to (you) me, IDGAF about your feelings I just wanted to see some retard porn, now deliver or fuck off you sensitive little snowflake.

>>80433449
I can walk and breathe without the assistance of machines, so no, my life's pretty great. One gay tard groupie isn't going to make anyone jealous.

>>80433431
>speaking gibberish and insisting other people are mad

hellooooooooo reddit!

>>80433548
>speaking gibberish and insisting other people are mad
>>80433304
>>80433351

>>80433449
People have ridiculed others forever and jealousy has nothing to do with it. It has to do with reminding lessers that they are lesser and this is for the greater health of society.

Too bad you don't like it, maybe go read the motivational posters on the wall of your middle school guidance counselors office tomorrow and you can stave off suicide for another day.

>>80433514
of all things, thats what bothers you?

>>80433548
platinum mad.

>>80433538
cool story bro. why were you so triggered then?

>>80433594
>why were you so triggered then?
By what?

>>80433570
oh i agree, i was going by the reactions in the thread. nice assumption tho, shames its not legit.

>>80433592
yes we know you are, and?

>>80433696
>nice assumption tho, shames its not legit
>>80433594
>>80433304
>>80433351
>>80433548
>>80433449