>Hickory dickory dock some chick was suckin my cock the clock

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>>80419850
kino

>>80419850
HICKORY DICKORY DOCK
PULL THAT THING OUT I'LL SUCK THAT COCK

Andrew Dice Gay

>>80419850
>he's actually a jew pretending to be a wop

OOOOOOOOH VEY

LITTLE

GOY

BLUE
HE

NEED DA MONEY

MARY MARY QUITE CONTRARY

TRIM THAT BUSH ITS

SO

DAMN

HAIRY

TREE BLIND MICE

WHE' DA FUG DEY GOOOAAANNNNHHHH

I once saw dice clay picking up cigarette butts outside the laugh factory in phoenix

>>80419850

This used to be considered good comedy

>>80420134
>used to be

>>80420146

Diceman was a hack.

Comedy karaoke is shit tier

Adrian Brody does a better Dice than Dice does

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>>80420716
>not Anthony Cumia

>>80420716
>mfw they actually gave his abysmal show a second season

Kek

>>80420716
>>80420814

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMb7wLrqsw

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>80420844
Really? Showtime is fucking trash anyways

ABRAHAM LINCOLN WAS A GOOD OLE MAN

HE HOPPED OUT A WINDOW WITH HIS DICK IN HIS HAND

HE SAID EXCUSE ME LADIES, I'M DOING MY DUTY SO PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS AND GIVE ME SOME BOOTY

>>80420814
Who?

>>80420972
>He doesn't know about Opie and Anthony


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEFemsyWK0U

>>80421018
that is legit terrible

>>80421066
You are a legit faggot that should go back to plebbit.

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>>80421018
>he likes Opie and Anthony

Anon, how old are you?

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>>80421158
>He doesn't enjoy raw comedy.

>>80421018
Opie and Anthony are great because they introduced me to Patrice O'neil AKA the wisest negro ever allowed to speak on the air.

>>80420716
brody also does an amazing rastaman

respeck my neck!

>>80419850
BUTT SLAMMA!

>>80420011
OHHHHHH

JACK BE NIMBLE JACK BE QUICK JACK BURNT OFF HIS FUCKING DICK

GOGAAAAAUHH

>>80419850
We were repeating these jokes in high school. Fuck I'm old

>>80420716
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cGuGeBT3MFY
OOOOOOHHHHHH

LITTLE MISS MUFFET SAT ON HER TOFFIT, EATING HER CURDS AND WHEY.

ALONG CAME A SPIDER WHO SAT DOWN BESIDE HER AND SAID

WHAT'S IN THE BOWL BITCH?

OOOOOOH