So I'm watching this faggot's special on Netflix and

it's his entire act

It's ironic, lil' yimmy would never do that

I gotta admit he's funnier than Bill Burr

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbp9OctYZjs

>>80416640
Kike's are using comedians to subvert the population with marxist ideologies. There are no more good comedians

his standup is fucking awful

>>80416667
funny way to spell "life"

>>80416640
Nah, Yimmy is a complete degenerate.

New special? Holy shit!

He is on Jamie pull that up right now.

>>80417072
>Kike's

>>80417034
>ywn fuck prime bailey

I love Jimmie, but I always found him a bit better on radio. I stil remember his rant from old opie and anthony show, where they watched some kid spazzing about getting xboz as christmas present and Jimmy just started fantasizing about how kids dog was run over nd shit.

https://youtu.be/A3dUUPyyEcQ

p.s. I miss chip

I hate Kikes and Commies as much as the next guy, but I'd still fuck Line Trap.

dude premature ejaculation

Nice you have white trash sense of humor too!

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De Niro's best performance in 20 years.

this podcast is fucking L E W D

>talking about doms putting their hands in your mouth and checking out their feet

wew lad

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>>80418645

>>80418985
>>80418645
She does video phone sex on some website, I paid $5 per minute to jack off with her and she talked about how thick my cock is and how she wanted to fuck me. Lovely gal.

Then she gave me her skype name and we talked for free a few times.

>>80418947
dats vulgah.

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>>80419113
What the fuck is wrong with you anon?

Joe is pissed today.

>Joe invited Colin Moriarty to the podcast
this gon b gud

>>80416640
>hey dudes most of my jokes are deeply unfunny even though I put a lot of effort into making them edgy so I decided to create this persona named "Chip" and I will use him as a conduit to tell my unfunny jokes. The real joke is that they are unfunny. Due to my desire for constant attention I feel compelled to speak even when I have nothing to say, so if I feel that my joke is unfunny then Chip gets to say it. Instead of being quiet and refining my joke, or waiting until I have something witty to say I will instead use my Chip stratagem to boost my comedy career.

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So what's a matter, if a guy want's a little tranny dick?

>>80419525
joe who?

>>80418947
which podcast and what ep

>>80419113
this seems too good to be true, a sought after pornstar doing calls that cheap and talking for free? When was this?

he sucks on peckers tssk tssk

>being attracted to a chick who used to be a dude but looks 100% like a chick
>gay
>being attracted to a dude who used to be a chick that looks 100% like a dude
>not gay

explain this

Live

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5754-P8Avs

>>80416640
Wojak has a special on Netflix?

I wonder what Louis CK thought of Jim's idea for his cameo?

>>80420297
Is this happening right now?

>>80420240
nigguh, it's on niteflirt dot com slash BaileyJay

she used to tweet about doing it, too.

>>80418933
Jim's special was a Righteous Kill, eh, gang? Back to you.

>>80418578
>formerly chuck's

>>80416640

I enjoyed it but his last special Contextually Inadequate was far better.

>>80420600
that's clearly not real dude.
You probably just jerked off to an actual man.

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That's real funny Jimmy but we got Frank on Long Island calling in,

FRANKIE

>>80416640
he also has a bit about his friend sucking him off under his porch when he was 7 or something
i think that's kind of his thing

>>80420672
It was Bailey, dude.

https://twitter.com/baileyjaytweets/status/737682631601627136

>>80420685
ME: I fought for Jimmy. PERIOD. Nick Dip's just anoooother faaaawkin' hater!

>>80420649
That special sucked this. This was his best by far.

>>80420731
What makes it better?

>>80420554

Yup, as we speak.

>>80420786
It's just funnier. No overused of political shit (I expected a half hour of Trump material), funnier jokes, he seems less blinky and shouty. He seems more confident.

There's some improv with the audience, too.

>>80420731
>https://twitter.com/baileyjaytweets/status/737682631601627136
I want her so bad

he stopped the topical humor and it really helps his standup. this was his best so far.

>>80420912
Would you give her a smooch?

So while Burr's standup is getting worse, Norton's is getting better?

>>80417034
Ugh that little faggot makes me sick, pretending to be a girl. Worthless mentally ill delusional queer. Do you know what I would do to a piece of shit like that? I'd kiss him on the lips, tell him how beautiful he is, I wouldn't suck her cock, but I would kiss it like Gomez Adams. Start from her pubic mount and do little pecks down her shaft, and gently lick the tip of her dick, then kiss back down to her balls, put my nose to them and suck in the scent. Then I would put my hands on her thighs and spread them apart and lick her butthole. My own cock would be leaking precum so I would rub the tip against her asshole, teasing her, then I'd gently slide it in while looking her in the eyes. That's what we do to these fucking faggots where I come from, show them no mercy.

>>80421050
it would appear that the pendulum is swinging back the other way

>>80421022
I would buy her a house near a lake and make her hot cocoa every morning.

I think his special went great, he started out smooth with toungue in cheek jokes then went to his crude humor he's known for

>>80421050
Honestly I thought Billy's last two specials were garbage, pardon my language.

Too many comics are trying to be Louis CK. Even Louis put out too many specials, his last three were worthless.

Has Norton talked about how he got Robert De Niro to do his special yet?

I don't really give a turkey about Omar from the wire, or Ricky Gervais, but De Niro rules.

>>80421260
>Honestly I thought Billy's last two specials were garbage, pardon my language.
How dare you, pottymouth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=318qVEXY8JM

its not gay

>>80421335
my muddah always said chippah don't use dose words, you sound like an uncultured n-person. I'd go what do you mean, ma, she'd say chippah stop talking you're ruining my life.

then she'd make lamar hit me in the jaw with his belt and then they'd go in the bedroom and jump on the bed.

>>80421379
>"Isn't visiting... VISITING?"

So perfect.

>>80420291
They're both gay. Both scenarios had the person being male at some point.

>>80420291
patrice said it best I dont remember verbatim but he said a man can have some sort of reverence for another man without it being gay thats why we call it a man crush. its only gay if youre fucking a man can love his brother or father but it only becomes incest when you start fucking, you can love your dog but it only becomes bestiality once you start fucking your dog.

Tssss, Tsssss, It's like he's co-hosting a show with Sam Roberts on Sirius satellite radio or something tsss

>>80421928
that is literally what he is doing, chip.

norton is aweful

>>80422121
He's actually great

You probably don't even recycle

>>80422121
gregg pls go

And that's that.

>>80416736
I'm racist too but come on dude.

>>80420730
Monster Rain

>Video of Jim opening his asshole right in Bob Kelly's face to produce the infamous split second bob puke reaction
>His asshole is larger than his fucking mouth

No. Not Jimmy. Trannies? Never.