Daily reminder: If you've never written a script Max Landis

I've sucked a dick but I'm pretty certain OP is a bigger faggot than me

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>>80410458

>>80410431
Tommy is a good example but Max and Amy are products of nepotism.

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>>80410458

>>80410431
But I have done all those, except make a movie (have been in one though).
What about you, faggot OP?

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>>80410458

>>80410431
Max Landis is both a fine writer and rainbowkin.

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>>80410458

>>80410431
I wrote a script. It was supposed to be a standalone short film on its own, but for some reason Hollywood bought it and then inserted it wholesale into a blockbuster film. Here's an excerpt:

>INT. LAND CRUISER JOSTLING OVER UNEVEN TERRAIN - DAY
>Three Hooded Men guarded by East European Militia. A third Militia drives. Next to him is a nervous, bespectacled man.

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>>80410458

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>>80411066
>bespectacled

>>80410458
fpbp

>>80410431
Daily Reminder

These aforementioned hacks are shit at their profession. Amy Schumer would be incorrect talking shit about my skill as a doctor. Im correct when I talk shit about her """"""""comedy""""""""

max landis has written good stories in the past

>>80410431
Does Max Landis have a mother? I mean, it seems likely, but I've never seen her/heard about her/heard her name. I've seen John Landis's penis on the Internet, but never his wife/concubine.

>>80411295
His mother is Deborah Landis, a costume designer that is responsible for the classic Indiana Jones outift, you uncultured cunt.

>>80410458
Woah! Screencap me in this post! This homosexual just burned OP

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>>80411974
>Deborah Landis, a costume designer that is responsible for the classic Indiana Jones outift

You mean the "who even remembers Bogart lol" copycat hack?

>>80411974
Go to bed, MAAAAAAAAAAX

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>>80410458
end it

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>>80410431
Not quite, because of Schrödinger's paradox.

It is unproven that each of us on 4Chan, yes I'm speaking of (you), are not in fact a superior screen writer, comedian or movie maker than Landis, Schumer or Wiseau respectively.

Anons, please celebrate your triumph!

>>80410431
>you must respect this person because they tried

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>>80410458
noice babeh

>>80410431
If I've never done any of those things then how could anyone know how good I am at them?

>>80410458
Bliz to includ in cap

>>80410458
I don't care if this was set up by the big faggot OP himself, I laughed when I opened the thread

>>80414399
>i express mirth
reddit

>>80410431

Writing in the snow with your piss makes you a better writer than Max Landis.

>>80414431
Apologies, I'll go post in some other threads about how much I hate everything so I can bring my average levels of enjoyment back down to proper /tv/ levels

>>80410431
>not having done something = not being able to recognize when other people are bad at it
your redit logic is impeccable