>start watching Mad Men >think Don Draper is alpha as hell

>>80407312
Try being attractive next time.

>>80407312
Don is incredibly handsome. You're probably not.

>>80407312
you're not good looking, sorry

>>80407312
You're being fake and people can tell

>>80407312
>alpha as hell
cool people dont see status like that, they just want to chill and have a good time

>>80407935
>implying Don is for real

>>80407312
You forgot to look like Jon Hamm.

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>>80407312
>watch Drive
>Think the driver is alpha as hell
>Start emulating him in real life
>I started chewing toothpicks, wearing a white scorpion jacket and taking several seconds to reply to people with one-word responses
>think girls will like me more now
>now they all think I'm autistic

What went wrong?

OP don't forget to cry about your childhood and be a moody little bitch for no reason.

Is your dick enormous? This is important

>>80407312
You're fucking up in thinking that them saying you're in asshole in front of people is a bad thing. Get the girls who call you out alone and they'll be all over you unless you're hideous.

Women only call a man out as an asshole because she's testing you. You're failing.

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>>80407331
When the first post is also the best post

>>80408039
How is it in any way fucking fair that he gets to look like that AND have a huge dick? He only needs one of them, life is fucking awful.

>>80407312
He was also charismatic and had money and obviously handsome

Smoking cheap cigarettes in a 2nd hand suit probably had you looking more like Biff Loman than Don

>>80408111
good genes come in bundles

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