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I can't believe it never came to me before, but my second

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I can't believe it never came to me before, but my second time watching Logan I realized the perfect descriptor for the Disney Marvel movies: castrated; impotent; lame. They are literally inconsequential, unlike real life. Logan has real stakes.
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>timeline changed almost every movie
>real stakes
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>>80405512
Well I only mentioned one movie. Checkmate.
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>>80405503
>She is like you. Very much like you
Neither Disney nor DC will ever utter such a significant line of dialogue.
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>>80405512
Only autists care about timelines and consistency between comic book films. They should just be stories about characters we all know made by different filmmakers giving us their spin on the character, there is no need for them to be all connected, just like Bond movies are not connected
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>>80405568
But...She was. Very much so. Your criticism is stupid and so are you.
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>>80405568
>Beyonce is funny. Very much fun quip.
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>>80405503

Logan is a chick flick drama written and directed by a director whose experience is writing and directing chick flick dramas.
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No steaks? Age of Ultron destroyed an entire city. Avengers was like 9/11 times ten. All this shit had was a bunch of mexican kids in the woods. Hell, even X-Men Apocalypse had highersteaks
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So her hymen always regenerates?
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>>80406099
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>>80405519
This nigga actually thinks he is playing mental chess
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>>80406081
CGI explosions are not stakes. Those events changed nothing in the world. We as audience cant be invested in them, because we know for a fact that heroes will succeed because there are 20 more sequels planned ith the same characters. Biggest apocalyptic threats in marvel universe are only minor inconviniences, how an we take villain like Dormammu and threat he poses seriously when veen, Avengers cant e fucked to are bout him? You can see New York again after invasion from Avengers in Strange and its the same. There are really no stakes in marvel vecause you know how it will end
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>>80406388
*how can we take villain like Dormammu and threat he poses seriously when even, Avengers cant be fucked to care about him?
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the movie is a nice sendoff to the character, but by randomly placing it the future just feels kinda cheap and makes me not care that much, especially since the character was poorly used in the previous wolverine movie and overused in x-men films in general

this movie is overcompensating way too much
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>>80406043
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>>80405503
It took you this long?

Not surprising considering capeshit autists aren't very smart.
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>>80405503
>Logan has real stakes.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa

ha
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>>80405975
Yeah but they aren't so the timelines and connections are almost the only interesting part of most of them.
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>>80405503
>everyone is sick and dying
sorry still emotionally impactful
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