>Charlize, what are you doing with that gun? >Please god

>>80402311
Her mom shot her dad, not her.

>>80402341
Glad you can join us tonight, Charlize.

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she's a big girl now

>>80402341
>implying
Everyone knows Charlize really did it.

Why did she do it /tv/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Bxy-MwSxnM

>>80402463
Do you think they...

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>>80402612
n-no!!!

>>80402311
Charlie used to be a QT

>South Afrika, carjacking capital of the world has a lower murder rate than Chicago

USSR #1!

>>80403286
South Africa has SOME white people, anon.

>>80402572
pretty fucked up, cousin

>>80403286
you mean rape capital of the world

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>ywn protect Charlize from the mean girl bullies and her abusive father
>ywn encourage her early modelling career and bolster her battered self-confidence to the point where she begins to believe in herself
>ywn be rewarded by her with the gift of her virginity after taking her to the high school graduation ball
>ywn watch as she moves to Hollywood and become world famous while you're stuck on the farm in Gauteng
>ywn occasionally catch up with her mum can chat about her fame and success
>ywn go to see one of her movies and remember those soft blue nights on the veldt where you were the only person who mattered to her

>>80402311
>>80402341
this reminds me of 'the house of yes'

STOP POINTING THAT FUCKING GUN AT YOUR DAD

>>80402311
I remember when this was a meme for 2 days about a year ago.

I spend too much time here.

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>>80404497
its p. funny desu

>>80402311

Fuck she's cute.

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>>80404336
;_;