>You can't go over the trenches! That's no man's

>>80379524
0%

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>HELP ME BATMAN SHES GOT A SWORD

>nazis
is this a new meme?
I hate this joke of a board

If she is literally invincible, why doesn't she just go straight to Berlin and kill Hitler instead of fucking around in the trenches killing innocent soldiers? Is it because they don't care about the plot making sense and just want scenes of "badass warrior woman" killing innocent men?

>>80379524
>Nazis
Well that would be 0%.

>>80379524
>Nazis

100% if it was about WW1.

>>80379524
>Nazis

>>80379524
>kills 100 Nazis
>its set in WW1

>>80379591
see the tacked on DOOMSDAY in BvS

Wait, the movie is set in WW1? And somehow the Germans are the bad guys? What a stupid fucking movie

>>80379591
Also because it's WWI

>>80379591
She'd face off against hitler and beat his head in until in a last gasp of desperation he cried out the name of the one person he still holds dear, and she would have to stop and call a truce, because both their mothers shared the same name.

>>80379524
Quite literally zero. It's kinda funny though, 5/10 thread.

>>80379709
but muh six gorillion

>postcredits scene
>Womder Woman, after saving the world from while males, bumps into someone on the street
>it's young Hitler
>he wispers to himself 'fucking jews'

>>80379524
so how will /tv/ react to this movie? Will they love it because they defend anything made by DC or will they hate it because wonder woman is played by a scrawny Jew?

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>>80379524
>faceless nazi Germans release poison gas
>panning shot of Battlefield 1-tier, quintessentially multicultural British soldiers coughing and stumbling around
>closeup on wonder woman, she displays an expression of sadness and anger
"She looks directly into the camera
"Never Again™"

A bit on the nose there, dotcha think?

>>80379776
>they hate it because wonder woman is played by a scrawny Jew

this

>>80379709

>invade Belgium
>WE GUD BOYS WE DINDU NUFFIN

>>80379593
>>80379611
>>80379636
>>80379658

It's a DC film. There will probably be nazis in WWI.

She kinda looks like a pinhead

They do have Zika in the Amazon ya know

>>80379557
It's not new, it's old as fuck.

>I don’t know if Wonder Woman will work as a whole movie. There are some areas that I know about (but won’t spoil here) that could end up being a problem. But from what I’ve seen so far, and especially this scene, tells me that when it comes to seeing this beloved hero at her best, fans need not worry. Wonder Woman has come to save the DCEU.

http://collider.com/wonder-woman-action-scene-review/

Even the reporters invited to shill for the movie are saying there are relevant problems

>>80379818

Belgium had it coming

The Germans were unironically the good guys during WWI

You know, I used to think it was just a joke, but it's becoming blatantly clear that a large amount of people really can't distinguish between World War I and World War II. I guess it's true, pretend to be idiots long enough, for humor, and you inevitably attract actual idiots in mass.

>>80379524
She looks ridiculous as Wonder Woman.

>>80379591
Technically by killing people in the trenches she's have a high probability of killing hitler

>>80379898
it's definitely not a joke most of the time

and I guarantee that if they don't CLEARLY SAY they are in World War I, a lot of people will still think it's WW2 even if they say it's 1918.

>>80379863

There's a sex scene where the American spy deflower WW. They don't show much, but focus on her face the moment he's pushing his dick in and then her subsequent pain/pleasure.

>"the Germans and their nationalism are a threat to the free world! We must stop them, for womankind!"
>Multicultural British forces cheer and charge over the trenches
>Wonder women decapitates hundreds of young German soldiers, who were innocent of any crime besides being influenced into joining the army in a spirit of national zeal, just like the British were, in a fundamentally morally ambiguous conflict that had little to do with ideology and lots to do with the imperial power structures of the day, in which the British and allies were no Innocents either (remember, in Belgian Congo slaves died by the millions at the hands of the Belgians, but somehow Belgium is innocent and Germany is the bad guy)
>But Wonder woman has a secret...
>She's morally justified in killing a bunch of teenage men because she has a vagina, and she's a strong woman who sticks up for herself
I bet they make the Germans out to be old, grizzled rapists, or otherwise have them wear gas masks and gas Jews or something
She's literally a mercenary at best, how can they possibly think this is morally justified

>>80379885
>Belgium had it coming
?

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>Is Wonder Woman Teasing Bane's Introduction Into The DCEU?

>There's a good chance Wonder Woman could be setting up a future appearance of Bane, one of Batman's most popular villains.

>Bane is incredibly strong, and he is given a gas-based poison to enhance his abilities. This is the cause of all those tubes and tanks weaving around his suit.

>In Wonder Woman, a new chemical weapon will be at the forefront. During a visit to the film's edit bay, it was revealed that General Erich Ludendorff - who is supposed to act as a human shell for Ares - hires a chemist to make a destructive substance. Doctor Maru does just that, but she also does a little extra work on the side.

>In addition to creating the poison gas, Maru also invents another type of weapon. The substance in question is meant to enhance abilities, and will help unlock Ares from his worldly form.

>If this gas is able to unlock hidden abilities, or enhance superhuman powers, than this would be the perfect origin for Bane. The gas could be harnessed in a future DC film to bring the classic villain to life.

>Do you think Bane could be making his way to the DCEU?

>>80380014
>German soldiers
>innocent

>>80379898
when I was in highschool some girl raised her hand in class and asked why didnt they just fly in helicopters over the trenches in WW1. Most people and nearly all women know nothing about history

>>80379658
they just called them "white males" back then

>>80380032
You have fallen for British wartime propaganda. Congratulations for being a simple minded fuck

>>80379591
Hitler has a magic scepter that nullifies magic and Superman, which is why they couldn't just go take care of business during WWII.

>>80380085
>Hitler has a magic scepter

it's the spear of destiny you uncultured pleb

>>80380027

The gas she made is actually a toxin that turn everyone mad. General Erich Ludendorff, in the movie, is just being played by the female scientist and Ares. In the end Ludendorff gets mad with the toxin and is easily killed by Wonder Woman.

>>80379965
Well, joke meme aside, there's still leadership in Berlin she could top.

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>>80379658
>white males
>nazis

pick two

t. hollywood

>>80380050
When I was in school this boy thought that the U.S. Civil War was between North American and South America.

Most people and nearly all men know nothing about history.

>>80380027
VENOM is a liquid and only a liquid. The timeline and location are both way the fuck off for any interaction with Bane's origins.

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>>80379818
Say that to my face and not over the internet faggot

World War II wasn't about good vs. evil, it was your typical run-of-the-mill Imperial belligerence, WWI part two. British foreign policy was centered around hindering Germany at every turn while conquering and subjugating worldwide. Britain bit off more than they could chew until the entire world dogpiled Germany, and posterity has framed it as the good guys triumphing over big bad evil villainous Germany, even though Stalin murdered way more people and Britain invaded far more innocent countries than Poland.

>>80379524
>WW1
>Nazis
wat

>>80380146
>technical details will be adhered to
>Metropolis and Gotham City are twin river cities

>>80379658
That's the joke. Americans can't tell the difference so they always make WWI Germans cartoon villains.

>>80380172
Nah, it was pretty much good vs. evil.

>>80380146
>>80380178

IT'S NOT VENOM!

The toxin the Maru scientist made is something makes people mad, not strong.

>>80380203
t. reddit

>>80380203
Jews aren't allowed on 4chan.

>>80380250
Case in point.

Can somebody tell me, is the fact people keep thinking WW1 = Nazi's make it a meme or is everybody just American here?

>>80380203

You're right, Hitler was a good guy compared to Stalin.

>>80380250
>>80380223
xD you really btfo'd that cuck

WE WUZ KANGZ

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>>80379709
According to the Jews in Hollywood since the Germans allowed the 6 zillion to die they are inherently evil and we as good goy should root for their destruction in any erea especially art the hands of Wonder Jewess.

>>80380284
It's a meme because Hollywood always portrays german soldiers in WW1 to be evil Nazi bogeyman even though they were not much different from the british

>>80380317
*era

>>80380218
we don't even know wtf superpowers Drax will get from being bathed in the cerebral fluid of an ancient space god. presumably the power to punch pointlessly through the chest of Thanos-with-glove.

>>80380317
Interesting how a lot of the Jews supported the central powers, because the allies had Russia on their side.

It's confirmed. But the dialogue is different.

>CHRIS PINE: "We call it No Man's Land because no man can cross it."
>WONDER WOMAN: "I'm the man who can."

>>80380284
The Germans come across as ebil, villainous Nazis in a lot of the promotional stuff for the film. Typical hollyjew tricks.

>>80380443
kek

>>80380284
haha whats a world war

i want burger :DDD

>>80380027
BANE?

>>80379709
The Germans weren't evil like they were in WWII, but they were still basically the aggressors. They took advantage of their ally Austria-Hungary's legitimate declaration of war on Serbia to invade a bunch of totally unrelated countries.

>>80380554
I wonder if Americans think their civil war was actually the first World War

>>80380142
The twist, the boy was actually a girl that identified as a boy.

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>Amerismarts play dumb for laffs
>Yurodumbs take the bait

Sad!

>>80380873
this.

or it's the r*ddit invasion. hard to tell

>>80380146
venom snake and liquid snake are two different characters

Why are we being asked to idolize a Jewish woman in this film? Is this part of our progressive (((education)))

In the movie the scientist lady, Maru, is creating a toxin that makes people go mad and try to kill each other.
That's something the god Ares wants to further the destruction of humanity, starting with everyone involved in the WW1. He's tired of manipulating humanity behind the scenes. He wants to speed the process with the new toxin.

This toxin, which is blue, is actually related to Darkseid, not Bane. It's the Anti-Life formula in a toxin form.

In the end the scientist lady is spared by WW, leaving it open for her to make more.

>>80381466
who are the comic book villains that are in the movie?

>>80381618

The scientist lady Maru, with the weird as fuck mask;
Ares, the god of war, who's disguised most of the movie and only show his true form in the end. He's bigger than Doomsday.
The German guy who's mostly a fool.

>>80381663
her characters name is Doctor poison. This movie is going to suck bad

>>80381756

They don't call her by that in the movie, though.

>>80381756
and her name is Maru because the character is actually japanese but they chickened out of using a yellow peril villain

>>80379709
Those fuckers actually used chemical weapon against Russians.

Are there people who consider themselves Gal gadot fans?

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>>80379709
Germany was responsible for WW1

>>80379524
What the fuck, did you write the movie or something?

>>80379709
in what way were they the "good guys"?

>>80381796
Also, Dr. Poison was a transvestite

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>>80379776
Most of /tv/'s biggest waifu's are Jews. The problem here is /pol/beards are so sad over "muh palestine"

>>80380250
Jews own 4chan

>>80380317

We need to destroy the cinemas

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>>80380317

>>80381808
The Germans were the first to use large-scale poison gas attacks, but the Entente powers were actually much more willing to use gas attacks throughout the war. The Austrians actually refused to use poison gas at first.

>>80379591
Because Hitler was in France.

jesus christ is it really this easy to bait /pol/? how are they always shitting up a board they seemingly just discovered yesterday? is it just different underage retards every time?

>>80381984
kids feel superior for "knowing the obscure WW1 and liking it better than WW2"

it's /tv/'s contrarianism extended to history

>>80379818
>>80379885
>>80380017
The funny thing is that Belgium wasn't supposed to be invaded. All the Germans wanted to do was walk across it to get to France.

>>80379557
If anything is new, it's you

>>80379524
The real question is why do we still tolerate jews living in Western countries

>>80380317
Why does JJ's nose look like a penis?

>>80382107
they are better and smaller in number then muslims. deal with muslims first

>>80381835

Piece of bs chart, France not bearing any of the responsibility. Look up revanchism and 1871, idiots. Tsar Nicky and his advisors should also be higher because of mobilizing almost immediately.

T. Dutch history fag

>>80382163
muslims don't promote degeneracy, quite on the contrary

>>80381865
>>80381984
There hasn't been a single mention of the words /pol/ or SJW until you two said something.

>>80382226
all they do is murder people who disagree with them and dont believe in basic human rights. Thats all. Thats so much better then having gay people merely exist or women not covering their faces

>>80379591
>Nazis
>Innocent

What

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could it possibly be worse than suicide squad?

>>80381835
WW1 truly one of the greatest tragedies. How far our culture has sunk since then

>>80382178
France did nothing wrong. It got invaded by Germany and fought back.

Everything is Austria-Hungary/Germany's fault for turning a local conflict into a world war.

In truth the Germans were so paranoid about a two front war that they would automatically turn any conflict into a continental-scale battle because they were worried about not being able to knock out France before Russia fully mobilized.

Germany's reckless foreign policy post-Bismarck is also what led to the war, creating a wide array of tensions and incidents with not only France but also Britain and Russia, two states that had previously been friendly to German territories for centuries. Had Willy followed Bismarck's advice instead of firing hi the powderkeg that led to WW1 would not have taken place.

t. not eurotrash

>>80382163
muslims mind their own business. jews on the other hand.

>>80382614
Every generation thinks the younger one is degenerate/doomed.

Socrated bemoaned the current state of Hellenistic society, saying they would doom the world with their degeneracy. And that the earlier generation that had waged the Peloponnesean War were real men who knew values.

>>80382322
>all they do is murder people who disagree with them and dont believe in basic human rights

basically the brown alt-right

>>80382322
r/donald the post

>>80382668
Found the rapeugee. How's the wifi in the refugee center?

We need the Zionist Le Penn to win so you "people" get deported

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>>80382668
>muslims mind their own business
thats a good one

>>80381972
In Belgium IIRC

>>80382668
t. ahmed

>>80379524
0% there were no Nazis in WW1

>>80382322
reminder that Americans believe bearing arms is a basic human right while food, water and shelter aren't

>>80382668
>No no! muslims are you friend! these Jews who just happen to BTFO muslims all the time are your real enemy! Die for Palestine while we infest your continent and rape your women!

This is Taqiyya if I ever heard it

>>80382782
thats commie talk, comrade

>>80382684
history is not linear. before the reconquista the Church was in a deep state of crisis: endorsing homosexuality, mired in corruption, unwilling and able to unite Christianity against Turkish incursions in the Balkans and the Moorish beachhead in Andalusia

>>80380317
Make a Syrian refugee comedy instead.

>>80382614
WW1 being an unavoidable tragedy is a big myth. In truth it was the result of the degeneration of the Holy Alliance (Germany, Austria, Russia).

Germany had become reckless, provocative, paranoid, and deceptive and constantly caused international crisis's where none should exist, alienating it from its historic allies and making new enemies. It was run by a perpetual juvenile who did everything he could to undermine the balance of power and ensure war broke out, because muh vanity

Austria-Hungary had no reason to continue existing and was the other sick man of Europe. Germany's paranoia resulted in them desperately trying to keep it together at the expense of world stability. It was run by an indifferent ineffectual old man and a bunch of rat schemers and a wise Hungarian they ignored

Russia was an anachronism run by a literal retard, obsessed with a reactionary order that had died out everywhere else a century ago.

>>80382782
>Food, water, shelter
>All things other people have to provide for you

>Guns
>Something you have to make or purchase yourself

I'll owe my fellow man food when my fellow man owes me a nice new Beretta.

>>80382839
Big meme. Homosexuality was not accepted in the Christian (or Muslim) world pre-1492.

Christianity never "united" Europe, unless as a propaganda tool against Islamic powers. Even the Crusades were about just reclaiming old territories that the Muslims took, strengthening Venice's grip on the Mediterranean, and trying to reign in the Byzantines. "Muh holy land" was thrown in to motivate people.

>>80382713
>muh rapefugees

the west is in a deep state of cultural crisis that has nothing to do with islam. islam makes things more painful for us. but its not the cause

>>80382734
they mostly do. if the jews and white liberals weren't constantly agitating on their behalf they would just shit up their own ghettoes/countries

>>80382668

>constantly killing Christians, Jews, atheists, Sikh, Hindus, and Buddhists
>W-we're the good guys, I swear, infidel!

>>80379524
>100 Nazis
>WWI

American education...

>>80382966
>>80382994
>A literal imam is posting on /tv/

I hope Israel bulldozes your mudhut

>>80382787
Rather have an enemy who says they're my enemy than the enemy who insists they are my friend.

>>80383058
enjoy paying billions of dollars to the jews and dying for the jews in some pointless ME war

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>>80383070
I agree

>>80382668
>>80382966
>>80382994
>>80383118
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taqiya

>>80382787
>No no! jews are your friend! these muslims who just happen to BTFO jews all the time are your real enemy! Die for Israel while we infest your cultural institutions and destroy your country!

Jews: let you drink have fun and have premarital sex
Muslims: pray seven times a day and dont smile

>>80383121
who knew that you can be based but still wrong about some things

Any one else notice the Wonder Woman song is a rip off of Spy Kids?

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>>80380085
my fucking sides

>>80383413
>muslims
>btfoing Jews

nice joke Ahmed. I see you crying about "muh settlement" and "muh aqsa"

>>80383505
Jews: slut and porn culture
Muslims: conservative family culture

remind me why republicucks love jews again?

>>80383666
>666
see? Satan wants you to support Islam

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>>80383413
>>80383666
Scared?

>>80379524
https://youtu.be/1Q8fG0TtVAY?t=85 prolly not going to happen, they couldve used it here but they didnt.

>Training scene shows Wonder Woman is far beyond any of the Amazons, who are themselves are beyond normal humans
>We're supposed to cheer as she effortlessly kills soldiers that have no chance of stopping her

Why?

>>80379533
on Rotten Tomatoes

I wonder how they will name drop her name

Will /tv/'s butthurt over Israel make them praise RT when they give WW a bad review?

Keep in mind that they will, SJWs hate Israel

>>80379543
Her actual weakness, being tied up by a male with a normal ass rope, would have been funnier.

>>80379713
>"Blondi..."

>>80382890

It had become an unavoidable tragedy by the 1910s, taking into account the argument you just made.

>>80382684
Well there is some truth to the argument, as civilizations have dissapeared and weren't necessarily replaced by better or non-degenerate ones.

>>80382630

This is untrue. France was actively looking for conflict, seeking revenge for the French-Prussian war.

Second, Russia also had an import role as they escalated the conflict by mobilizing their armed forces against Austria-Hungary, forcing Germany (which was far from unwilling herself) to launch her intended quick assault at France.

Ofcourse Germany is guilty to an extent as well. But the fact that all powers share the guilt to a certain extent is what makes this conflict so interesting.

Besides, look up Historikerstreit for the historiographical debate and find out that by current standards, you're wrong.

Tl;dr:
You're wrong

>>80379524
This pic. She looks like she's doing the Hulk Hogan stagger when an opponent beats on him and he takes a knee before people start chanting "Hulk!, Hulk!" and then he does the whirly thing with his arm and brings it to his ear to hear the chants better. What are the chances this happens in the movie with Wonder Woman?

>>80379967
WW confirmed kino

>>80379524

Please go kill yourself pleeease i beg u

>>80382052
>All the Germans wanted to do was violate a neutral nations (that has had its independence guranteed by itself, France, Russia and Britain for almost 100 years) neutrality in contravention of the Hague conventions

>>80386349
0%, WW isn't a real American

>>80379898
Basic education is a joke. It's essentially forcing to cram for tests and then they don't care if you kept the information or not. It's amazing how many people don't know simple things like sperm cells being in precum or who the president was before Reagan

>>80381835
>Helmuth von Moltke.
So-German-it-sounds-fake Tier.

>>80382052
No shit sherlock

>>80379818
>Kill the Archduke
>DEM SERBS GUD BOYS DEY DINDU NUFFIN

>>80379591
>Germany
>innocent in either world war
O I am laffin

>>80387524
this. WW1 Germany wasn't the soviet union or Nazi Germany, but they were aggressive villains

>>80386940
lol. Well done, anon.

I don't get who DC is trying to sell this movie to.

I'm a girl and have zero interest in this male fantasy masquerading as female empowering bullshit.

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>>80379524
>Nazis

>>80379955
How many was she going to fucking kill? Is she mustard gas?

>>80380317
I don't mean this in a racial way, but why are their noses so similar? Very similar prominent midline groove.

>>80379524
Close but it's

>You can't go there, this is world war one!
>Well I'm about to world war win.

>>80389427
awful
1/10

>>80389427
this is the MCU reboot

>>80379524
>You can't leave the trench! You're in some dumb outfit and don't have a weapon!
>I have no penis!