> Season 4 wont be dark because Trump won What did Black

>>80374494
That the show was getting too edgy..

I would actually appreciate more episode like San Junipero

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>>80374494
dude what if twitter was evil

dude what if technology that allowed you to always view and save all your memories made you realize your daughter wasn't yours and your wife was a massive slut, not knowing and being a cuck in ignorance would be much better right

Disappointing, but understandable. Watching episode after episode of Black Mirror can get kind of bleak. San Junipero was a good test-run to see whether or not their could be a decent non-dark episode.

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>>80374494
Not Dark = No Non Whites
Trump made Black Mirror great again !
Thank You Barry for Best Timeline

>>80374494
Its going to start pandering even more to millennials who get triggered by eveything

They gave us a bunch of problems. Perhaps they'll be going for possible paths.

>>80374494
Idc, i used to watch this show only for cuck stories and the last season provided NONE.
SO FUCK OFF BONGS.

>>80374494
I'd like to see them do a direct adaptation of 1984 desu. Maybe a bonus episode.

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>San Junipero x6

>>80374533
>That the show was getting too edgy..

No, this season was less dark than the ones before it. Black mirror is supposed to be kinda depressing

>We decided that Tales From the Crypt was including too much horror in it. With all the awful things going on in the world today we decided to make it into an animated musical anthology show.

Tales From the Crypt would probably be able to make it work but it would still be retarded

>>80374494
The real reason it won't be as dark is because they hit a goldmine of Tumblr fangirls with San Junipero, but those fans have no interest in the rest of the show. Expect more episodes like it in the future.

constant nihilistic bleakness xD

le constantly existentialist man

le existential crisis man

Parrot some more of Leigh Alexander's opinions Charlie Brooker, you fucking hack. I truly hate the English and I say this as one of them.

eh its got some really good episodes

gets a bit OMG WHAT IF HACKERS LE TROLLED YOU IRL though

s4 will probably suck now its for US audiences

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Black Mirror is fucking garbage.

>to punish sex offenders we have invented a technology that will "block" them from everyone's view, meaning instead of seeing the person you just see a sort of red human shaped cloud

>what the fuck do you mean all the sex offenders are running around naked and jerking off everywhere???

>>80374533
>I would actually appreciate more episode like the worst episode of the season
Should I point you the way or are you big enough to go alone?

>>80374720
This is true, the netflix audience want more of those episodes

>>80374618
Only good post in the entire thread.

>>80374770
>what the fuck do you mean all the sex offenders are running around naked and jerking off everywhere???
kek

>>80374720
Tumblrites only watch gay shit. I bet the new season has atleast 2 gay stories.

>>80374826
I guarantee it will have a transgender character or at least an episode about gender identity

>>80374714
This actually happened to the Tales from the Crypt comic back in the 1950s lol

The biggest issue I had, at least up until the last season, was every episode had a goddamn dark turn. I understand that the series is suppose to be bleak, but it became to predictable waiting for the other shoe to drop and shit on someone. Hopefully they'll keep the trend of season 3 into 4 and mix it up a bit with a couple episodes with possible dark implications rather than full on "Bad ending for all".

>>80374533
>San Junipero

The entire concept behind that episode was fascinating to me, I really enjoyed it.

>>80374494
Twilight Zone better
Rod Sterling king

Why are leftists so infantilised?

>>80374494
Literally nothing in that article talks about Trump, we Brits don't give a shit about your circus show politics believe it or not.

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>>80374770
>>80374822
>mr. police officer please help me i was raped!!
>what did he look like?
>well he was this roughly human looking red pixelated shape

>>80374875
Why cant we have atleast one non degenerate show ?

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hahaha commies lose again

>>80374965
>>80374770
kek Charlie Brooker BTFO

>>80374948
Complete sentences great

>>80374961
>Brits

It's (((Netflix))) now anon

>>80374494
/pol/& /b/

>>80374961
You mean the average Brit doesn't care. See how many snowflakes turn out when Trump visits the UK.

>>80374961
Why are British raining all the time ?

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IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE A DOCUMENTARY

>>80374965
That raises a good point. What happens with the bodily fluids of someone who's blocked? If some sex offender came in the streets, would it show up as a pixelated mess? Do the streets of India look like the elevator scene from the Shining?

I bet you a billion dollars that they will have at least 3 episodes about Trump

Season 3 sucked any Way.

Shittyflix shouldve never bought this show

I liked the interesting ideas but presentation always sucked. It's hard to like it overall but I can say it has some good stuff in it. I'll probably watch it (for free).

It's like reading/watching Crichton. Some good ideas but meh everythign else.

I hate 5000000 credits because the black dude didn't go on a stabbing spree like a normal human would.

>>80375139
if they do you will be richer than trump himself

>>80374494
>Black Mirror
>It's a Dark Reflection of society
>might not be so dark

>>80374494
I just want to see more actresses from the Mommy Cinematic Universe getting loved up by black mans. That BDH episode had me so I didn't walk to the kitchen for a snack- I pole vaulted

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>>80374494
I hope I will see dark part of Peggy Carter. If you know what I mean.

>>80375205

good one reddit

>>80374494
>dude what if twitter was evil
>implying that is a speculative premise

>>80375267
>Ex Machina guy got to feel them udders

>>80375302
>>80375302
His Character literally got cucked by his clone

I like San Junipero and all, but please don't give me 6 more episodes like it

>>80375302
>Stars in a show where he plays a robot replacement based on his social media
>Stars in a movie about a robot created based on his social media and internet porn history
What did he mean by this?

>>80375105
M I S T E R
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N
R
O
E

>>80375374
Imagine your robot be built on your /tv/ history

>>80374494
I think they really could do well with this.
Also fuck that VR episode from the latest season, that shit fucked me up so hard. I hate mind fuckery

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>>80375399
I'm already trying to create her face from fusions of actresses.

>>80375359
>San Junipero

Darkest lore. Living in a fake simulated super computer for all eternity never knowing the sweet relief of death.

>>80374494
The only thing in life that isn't unremittingly horrible is that fact that Trump was elected.

>>80375529
You can leave when you want though, its not a bad deal

>>80375565
^this
>>80375529
It's not that bad. I mean the "sweet relief" is not having to experience the pain of old age anymore. Then they get to do whatever they want. It's just artificial heaven.

>>80374494
That was the only good episode of this shitty show

>>80374494
Jesus christ, the world isn't that fucking horrible.

>>80374569
>woman abandons daughter and husband of several decades to permanently upload her consciousness into a computer program that has proven longterm use is virtually indistinguishable from hell
>"but it ended with an upbeat song!"

How did so many people miss the point?

>>80375529
The dark part is that you die peacefully thinking you will live on forever, but in reality it's just a copy of you that gets transferred to San Juniper.

>>80374533
But that's the darkest episode

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getting ready for some comfy black mirror episodes

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>>80375704
>he didn't notice that she didn't have the electrodes on her head when she died and San Junipero just created a replica of her to keep Yorkie company for eternity

>>80375739
...what do you think San Junipero is?

>>80375729
This paradox is valid on paper but San Junipero chose to ignore it entirely, including "living" and "dead" individuals interacting normally with no clear demarcation in the simulation of when they die

YOU CAN BLAME ME

>>80375704
>Abandons
They were both dead...?

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>in our society, we cull all of the unfortunate subhumans who are genetically predisposed to higher rates of violence, illiteracy and unemployment
>*cut to footage of black soldiers executing white prisoners*

Is Trump going to tweet about this? Our president has the best tweets. Believe me.

>>80374494
When will they think on reducing gender and race agendas?

>>80374779
>worst episode
this is a 18+ site, kid

>>80375841
Did you even watch the episode?

>>80375467
Dude just do the two on the left. Why would you purposefully add in two uggos?

>>80375383
L Y I N G
T
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What a pussy

San Junipero was trash, but at least it wasn't patronizing.
Best case scenario this leads to more subtle episodes with morals that aren't black and white.

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>>80376342
I was googling one of the others and lia was there so i just added her.

>>80376211
>She asks Kelly to join her full-time in the afterlife, but Kelly rejects this. Kelly's plan is to die without being uploaded to the San Junipero system, as her beloved husband chose to do after 49 years of marriage, himself ruined by the premature death of their adult daughter who never had a chance to be uploaded.

Yeah, both her husband and daughter were dead and had not been uploaded.

>>80375467
Honestly I don't know why you would need more than just Lexi.

>>80376567
The result looks like Lexi anyway. I shose them because they look alike.

>>80375767
Yeah Brooker knew in White Christmas that digital copies arent "you" and just ignores it here

>>80374494
Is that a good thing or a bad thing? I mean, I think the show was a highschool level dystopia, but isn't that what the fans liked about it?

>>80375631
>>80375565
>>80375729

You guys completely missed the point. Death is what makes life in this universe worth living. It is the one thing guaranteed to your from birth. Death is not a bad thing. It is a relief. A freeing experience. Death is in many ways a friend. It frees us from our mortal coil and teaches us. It is the singular most important event in your life.

>>80376792
.>It is the singular most important event in your life.

I dunno, dude. I got some pretty nice dubs once.

>>80376792
You only say that to cope with its inevitability

>>80375467

who is that on the bottom right?

>>80376792
Wow it's almost like people have different views on death. Also you can choose to unplug so this argument is done.

It's a shame normies got their hands on this show and ruined everything that made it worthwhile.

>>80377099
>choose to unplug

only the living, there are dead people living it with the conscience transferred to a machine
eventually the only people on it would be dead in the very far future

>>80377164
Hipster

>>80377212
mmmmmm I don't know. Still seems like a pretty sweet deal. I guess eventually anyone would get tired of a beach town full of teens. They really should expand their options out. Make a fantasy world. Hire people to make basically videogames for people to play once they've died. Seems tight.

>>80376907
Lia Lor.

>>80377164
It was laughably bad since episode 1.

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>>80374494
Pottery

>>80374961
Yeah I like to pretend politics aren't mentioned in every crappy tv show these days too

>>80374494
> Season 4 wont be dark because Trump won
There's nothing there about Trump. It just says the world is in a horrible place.

If I recall correctly, it's Trump supporters who think civilization is about to crumble and the Jews are destroying everything.

>>80374494
for all charlie brookers wit, intelligence and talent

at his core he's little more than another condescending turbo-leftie who is "always right"

>>80374494
What the fuck? That's the entire point of the show though.

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>>80374494
>tfw like this show because of the soul crushing plot twists most of the episodes have

Goddamn it I should have know they'd eventually fuck this up

>>80374533
That wasn't a happy episode under the surface. That had a lot of sad shit in it.

>>80376792
edgy as fuck

>>80378517
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCvbFRoDBCg&ytbChannel=Ricardo%20Autobahn

I loved his PC Zone stuff, had a subscription for years. So Wrong It's Right, You Have Been Watching and Screenwipe were all great for different things, and I really appreciate that Black Mirror is driven by ideas.
Brooker himself seems a bit of a bell end but I can't hate him for the turbo-lib stuff.

>>80378517
>turbo-leftie
He's a great writer and I suppose he doesn't sit on the fence but I don't think he's too political for fear of being a hypocrite as he's not that well read on the subject.

He's good because he sticks to what he's good at, writing angry rants and making great TV.

>>80375704
Not even that

>when you find out the red head tried killing herself bc her religious family hated her for being gay
>that group of people going to the hardcore club bc they want to know what its like to feel anything
>that story the black girl tells about her life when the redhead says your husband didn't care about you


But it ended on a high note and focused on two gay women of different races thus its probably the highest viewed episode and will prprobably have a whole season of gay mixed race relationship stories.

>>80376792
>death makes life worth living so make sure to have kids and marry young and get a mortgage and spend spend spend

You won't propaganda me Mr.goldberg

>>80378740
That was pretty non-edgy, nigger.

>>80378991
stop crying edgelord

>>80374660
The issue is that it has always been faux-edgy depressing. Look at Twilight Zone, that was depressing, but it was very well done. You finish an episode of black mirror, and there is this incredulous disbelief that someone actually ended it like that. One million merits stands out as somewhat better than most, but never something I'd better interested in watching again.

This is pathetic honestly. It's been two months already and they keep believing that Trump is going to make the country explode or something. Sure it's a setback for left-wingers but to call this "unremittingly horrible" is almost insulting. How fucking disconnected from society is this guy? The wave of terror attacks during 2015 and 2016 were just fine, but Trump is too much?

>>80374533
>San Juanipero
Holy shit no. We've had enough of good premises being ruined by godawful execution.

Charlie Brooker is a hack who makes his living off trying to be Chris Morris.

>>80379105
>that was depressing
It had its depressing moments, but i wouldn't say that is the overall feel

>>80374494
>DUDE TECHNOLOGY IS SO BAD AND INVASIVE LMOA
>MAN SOCIETY THESE DAYS

>>80374720
San Junipero was propably the best episode though

david cameron fucking a pig irl is what made them realize they were getting too real

>>80379172
Then you lack empathy and are the perfect audience for black mirror.

is there a single twist better than "kids, kenny!" /tv/?

>>80380095
It wasn't that much of a twist. There were some foreshadowings

>>80380095
White Bear's twist was much better.

>>80374591
(You)

>>80374965
>>mr. police officer please help me i was raped!!
>>what did he look like?
>>well he was this roughly human looking red pixelated shape

The fact that the system can block people means it knows who those people are. All the police would have to do is look at the database of the people you saw that day to find out who raped you.

The system would make it nearly impossible to get away with a face to face crime.

>>80376792
>teaches us
Yeah can't learn anything when you're dead. no one knows what happens when we die. Since one of the things is nothing its unpleasant to think avour disapearing forever. Even worse, god exists and you go to hell forever and ever since he didn't make you believe in him.

>>80380574
Could be* about*

>>80376792
>You guys completely missed the point. Death is what makes life in this universe worth living. It is the one thing guaranteed to your from birth. Death is not a bad thing. It is a relief. A freeing experience. Death is in many ways a friend. It frees us from our mortal coil and teaches us. It is the singular most important event in your life.

It's not like the people inside the simulation can't die. They just choose live longer fuller lives before they do.

>>80374714
Tales From The Crypt and Black Mirror have too many cuck centered plotlines. If you actually watched both shows you'll know I am right. Pretty fucking lazy and annoying if you ask me.

>>80374494
Based Trump keeps and keeps giving.

Still amazed how i ended up in this bizarre alternate timeline where he actually won.

>>80374554
My favorite episode, along with White Bear

Just got Netflix and finished stranger things. Is this show worth watching or is it some sort of SJW wankfest?

>>80380984
You should have asked that question before watching Stranger Things

>>80380984
you probably shouldnt watch san junipero

>>80374494
>America today is a mess
>America has always been a mess
>but this time it's different!

ignorance of history. All you gotta do is look at all the declassified shit from 50 years ago. Things have always been garbage, at least we aren't being conscripted to kill asians.

>>80381102
Best episode though, SJW or not

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>>80381118
>we aren't being conscripted to kill asians

maybe one day

>>80380510
This. Which uncovers the biggest fucking plot hole that tears this episode apart, as the whole story is about some contrived police op to get Jon Hamm to get a confession from the other guy... when they could have just watched the eye footage from his victim.

>>80374494
He is probably talking more about Brexit though.

A lot of the episodes of this show was pretty kino. First episode was just dumb though.

The episode where that guy was interrogated but not really in that fake universe by that pickup chicks helper guy but not really, was kinographic.

>>80381306
white christmas is GOAT

>>80381224
Which is propably more of a fuck up than Trump..

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>>80374494
>watched BLACKED Mirror

>>80374533
fuck off, San Junipero was trash and the worst episode of new season. Black Mirror episodes are supposed to have disturbing endings.

>>80378326
Why did they have to have that ridiculous on the nose scene at the end? It would have been so much better if it had just ended with him in the hospital and didn't jump forward in time.

The Waldo Moment already came true, so maybe he's hoping that creating more upbeat ones will encourage life to imitate art.

>>80374494
Because Trump won the media is protesting and they will win with this strategy
>Black Mirror will be dark
>South Park will be satirical
>Hogan's Heroes will take place in a Nazi POW camp
Drumpkins will never recover from this

>>80374494

I dropped this show because it has become lazily and sloppily grimdark and edgy

Don't see myself giving it a second chance

>>80374533

San Junipero was so god damned stupid, I swear to god. Just cut yourself off after Laquishua tells that white bitch to fuck off, and its an amazing episode. Watch after that and its ruined

>>80374533
Fucking faggotry right here

Happy go lucky fuckers ruin everything

>>80374770
dude ffs think about what it would be like for a sec

maximum loneliness

You only liked San Junipero because of the lesbos, don't pretend it was good you idiots.

>>80381373
You guys in the UK are getting it as bad or worse than us. Its called 'Leaving Europe' how much simpler can we put it? Just like here the word of the people isn't respected. Just like here you have constant autistic REEEEEEEE from everyone under 30 and on the nightly news.

Bunch of brainwashed zombies "b-b-but JK Rowling said" just fuck off... good Christ will Brexit ever happen?

>>80383826
it was though

to be fair my favorite episodes are that one where they're all locked in a building pedaling for energy and the nigger that was gonna change it sells out, and the one with the MASS thing that makes them see gypsies (or w/e these people are) as roaches, dont remember the names

>>80384055
That was a good episode

>>80384033
are you retarded kiddo?

>>80384055

retarded roach episode had potential, until very much like San Junipero, it decides to go out of its way to be retarded at the end.

>>80384033

Ahahahahaha enjoy your last days as UK, little unique Mayflower. First you jump ship, the Scots and Irish leave you but at least you'll still have Trump.

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>>80383167
>>80383108
>>80379133
>>80379133
>actually hating San Jun

/tv/ is officially cancer.

>>80384171
Your post had potential, but then it got retarded by the end.

>>80384359

Underrated post.

>>80384359
kek

>won't be so dark
Guarantee it has more interracial couples than Season 3 did, which was full to the brim with interracial couples.

>>80374948
>sterling

it's serling bruh, and he relentlessly ripped off sci fi writers of the time without crediting them. still love tz though.

>>80375123
you are a good person and my friend.