>it's a Ricky won't shut up about Karl having

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>Ages ago…um only people with money had drinkin’ or something

>That's Sum 41 and In Too Deep, if you're listening to this you're in too deep!

>>80372095
>Bidnismen, no, businessmen with money have got drink and ching. Okay, so then…

>>80372118

>Oooh, chilly weather, why not put on a cardigan? That was The Cardigans.

>Its a Karl is away and Ricky and Steve start giving out digits of Karl's phone number on air episode

>it's a euroshit thinks low enegry men bitching and complaining about non-issues is actually comedy episode

>it's a Claire replaces Karl and flirts with Steve but he doesn't pick up on it episode

>>80372201
This,I felt a bit sorry for Claire as she kept on trying to either banter with Ricky who just ignored her or flirt with Steve, who ignored her too.

I think Steve was holding out for something better, not that Claire was a bad catch, but Steve was waiting for Hollywood.

>>80372265

That moment when Ricky pops off at her is probably the most awkward moment in the entire series and it's hard to listen to

>>80372283

What did he say?

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>it's a Karl's dad abuses a mentally handicapped kid episode

>>80372318

She tries to say something and he interrupts and says never speak when I'm talking and she sheepishly says sorry and he goes never advertise on my show and cuts to a song then afterwards there was a bit of an atmosphere

>That was Radiohead with Don't Go to Sleep, don't go to sleep because we've got another two hours to go

>see the freak, look at his freaky goggle eye

>>80372341

Christ that's cringy. What a cunty thing for Ricky to do.

>>80372318
"don't ever interrupt me when I'm talking"

there's bits where you're like 90% sure they're joking, but it niggles because you can't be sure.

The other ones are when Steve cries because Karl calls him an invalid and another one where Ricky's like "we're all friends here aren't we...?"

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>tfw the band will never get back together

>It's a Ricky is a bit of a Tosser and the least funny out of the three by episode.

>>80372384

I love it when Karl has a go at Steve, but I do end up feeling bad for the guy.

>he's done you again!

>>80372399

>It's a 'pleb doesn't understand that Ricky plays up his cuntishness for comedic effect and the show only works because of the manufactured conflict' post

>>80372383
I wish there was more of Steve and Karl ganging up on Ricky. I don't think it's ever happened.

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I wonder what Karl thought of Steve in Logan…

Also its funny that back when X2 came out, Ricky and Steve were saying how much they liked the X-Men movie and lo and behold Steve ends up in one.

>>80372417

Steve points out that Karl rarely attacks Ricky because he knows that if he did, Ricky would just get rid of him.

>>80372406
it's mostly ok, because Ricky and Steve have a little patter about Steve's looks, and even worked it into the Office, but Steve does seem to get really offended by Karl, especially the men in black one

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>Right now Steve is writing a WWE wrestling film with The Rock

Huh.

>>80372477
it's about a British wrestler who ended up in WWE

She has a daddy dom Mexican playboy who wrestles in Impact too.

>His skull fell off

is karl white?

>>80372437
Was anyone else really surprised how good he was in Logan? I was really expecting to be aware it was him the whole time but I totally forgot. He didn't even change his accent and it still worked.

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>>80372530

Don't worry buddy, I know all about moi house.

Just strange that Steve of all people would be writing it.

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>>80372579

>>80372722
Head like a fucking orange

GOAT XFM moment?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUBi9zlBuls

>it's an artificial Karl bit that Ricky and Steve have fed him to play up the stupidity angle and try and get some more attention while wasting away as radio DJ's
it was all an act, and I wouldn't mind so much except that as soon as I started thinking like that it wrecked everything and drained any actual humour it may have had
>go on, tell him what you told me earlier, go on
>Karl nearly mumbles some protest at repeating a shitty joke that makes him look stupid but falters and stays silent after seeing the look in Ricky's eyes
>go on, tell him, go on
>what did you say monkey boy?
>I 'eard rainbows are when bits of the sky die
>Ricky starts shrieking loud enough that nobody is going to bother talking until he's calmed down and 'allows' talk
that fucking shriek laugh is definitely fake in most cases too, I suppose radio DJ, you play it up, but I think he was just trying to reinforce the shit jokes he wrote
>Clive Warren
he obviously just fucking misspoke and then went with it for comedic value and it's not even that funny, yet there's Ricky screeching in the corner

>>80372804
My favourite Karl laughing bit is when the caller asks about Springsteen tickets.

>>80372804
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1BwkG0t6rM

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>>80372882

>Let's do some... business with the banana's.

Everytime

>>80372882

>from the rough bit

>>80372804
Literally my fave Gervais thing ever. Fantastic choice.

>so this little hairy fellow alright...
>NO HE DIDNT ABSOLUTE DRIVEL SHUT UP PLAY A RECORD
>LET HIM FINISH!!!

>>80372882
This.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-XKtcfQJMw

>Dear Mr. K Dilkington

>>80372804
Got to be this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IC8Le99LefE
Cheeky Freak of the Week's by far my favourite feature though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PY1E_UNnMM

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>>80372023

>it's a Ricky is a cunt, Stephen is funny, and Karl is pretty philosophical episode

>>80372341
>>80372384
oh look, it's americans not understanding what sarcasm is again

Have Steve and Ricky had a falling out?

>>80372654
Steve wants some of that crazy chav tail

>>80373740

I'm English mate

Secondly he was being a cock, he carried on after the song moaning about it.

>>80372283
>>80372341
>>80372383
>>80372384
>>80374247

Proper mong's...

>>80372457

Post the Men in Black one, I've been looking for it but can't find

>>80375555
https://youtu.be/kRVuB1JEN7c?t=2m26s

>>80372383
>>80372341

You're an idiot, play a record

>>80375650

Thank you brother

>>80374247
then you should be even more embarrassed for being so thick lad

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>tfw Ricky squoze me 'ead again today

>>80376326
isn't he only allowed to do that on saturdays? you should tell graham about it

>>80372437
>Ricky: I'm Ricky Gervais on XFM 104.9. With me Stephen Merchant
>Steve: Hellooo
>Ricky: And bald headed manc twat Karl Pilkington
>Karl: Alright
>Steve: I'm just gonna take a moment to plug my new movie, Logan. It's out in theatres now, go see it, critics are raving about it.
>Ricky: Yeah, Steve's a proper actor now isn't he? You've seen it haven't you, Karl?
>Karl: Saw it with Suzanne this past weekend.
>Steve: What did you think of it?
>Karl: It's alright
>Steve: Brilliant
>Ricky: What did you think of Steve's role in it? He plays some kind of weird looking mutant doesn't he?
>Karl: It was weird seeing him at first... it was kind of like when I saw him for the first time, but you got used to it after a while. He did not look that different honestly
>*Ricky burst into laughter*

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>>80376777
That is exactly how it would play out

>tfw no more podcasts or xfm shows with the three of them

>libcucks watch libcuck shows

>>80372412
not really the case at all

>>80376926
enough

>>80376777
>Honestly, Steve, I'm not 'avin a go, and I'm sure you're a fine actor and that, but... I think they cast you based on your looks for this one

>>80372437
someone sent Karl a pic of bald Steve on facebook and he replied to it

>>80376777
>Ricky: What did you think of Steve's role in it? He plays some kind of weird looking mutant doesn't he?
>well... let's just say I could see why they picked steve for that role

Man alive.

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>It could be your brother

Why doesnt this show up on podcast apps?

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>it's a Ricky does his Radio 2 DJ impersonation after every song for two hours episode

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>>80372023
>It's a Karl has a go at Steve episode

Who's your favourite XFM character, /tv/?

Ho Lee Fook or Gayvid Grey, The Bent Pianist?

Poor Steve. When will he get rid of that fucking parasite Ricky?

>>80378977
They haven't worked together in years

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>it's a Karl is completely correct about what he's talking about but they don't believe him and shit on him anyways episode

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xw2bTpyHGCE

>BALD FUCKING ORANGE

>>80379427
>laughing at him for talking about face transplants

>it's a Ricky gets hysterical trying to tell a story about the time he read a pamphlet that told gays to 'cum out of a window' episode

>It's a Steve tells a story about his dad episode.

His family is almost as weird as Karls.

>>80379640
Or in a piece of fruit

>>80379733
>an industrial sized tin of coffee
>a trowel
>"Do you think I should have got it engraved?"

>>80379856
>Look at the gleam on that
>According to the Laws of the Sea the ferryman can claim my boat.

>It's a Ricky almost stops breathing episode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjyQX9yKj2I

The XFM shows are a gift to the world. Maybe those who don't get it will eventually. Who recorded them, edited them and put them on the net? Thats the only conspiracy I'm interested in uncovering.

>>80380471

Was every episode recorded or are there some missing?

>>80372632
yeah he was great, I liked the character a lot

>>80380544
I think so. The sound quality is so good it was either from the desk or from the internet. Would a pleb be bothered to fade out every tune?

>>80380544
There's a few lost early ones

>>80381028
>tfw we will never hear the very first episode they did with Karl

>>80380669
a lot of the earlier files actually had the full songs left in, over the years though they've been edited down

>>80373115
>I threw it in the bin

>it's a BAFTA bag episode

>>80379910
>never forget, son.

>>80372412
>Ricky plays up his cuntishness

i have some magic beans i would like to sell you.

>>80382340
>I don't remember dad

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>It's a Karl says something genius in a completely retarded way episode

>>80378806
OHH HE'S DONE YOU AGAIN

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>>80378806
>it's a Ricky starts insulting Karl so Karl goes on to attack Steve episode

LEAVE HIM ALONE

>>80373696
dog people?