Holy shit this looks bad. Like everything else before this c

Really? Poop joke?

Man, this is Adam Sandler's tier.

It's like South Park but even less funny haha

>>80365833
>Tfw no famously huge turd
Kill me

>>80366176
It's like South Park except they can't swear and have to say stuff like "fricking" and "a-holes"

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>>80365997

You were saying, DC cuck?

>>80365833
How is this better than Suicide Squad again?

idunno i thought it was kinda dope lol

>>80365833
>>80365997
>>80366176
>>80366253
>>80366292
>>80366309
>>80366318
Stop watching capeshit

>>80366318
SUICIDE SQUAD WON AN OSCARRRRRR

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When they posted this clip in the comicbook.com channel this dude was shilling hard in the comments. Then the video got set to private, I wonder why?

>>80366309
>>80366318
>shill autoBTFOing himself
HAHAHAHAHA

Wow. Didn't know Alex Jones would be in it.

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Redditors trying to convince themselves it won't be in the movie.

>https://www.reddit.com/r/marvelstudios/comments/5yxbwf/guardians_of_the_galaxy_vol_2_movie_clip_greatest/

>>80366380
This is the correct answer. DC is fucking shit and normies are finally realizing how generic MCU really is.

At least Fox's X-Men is making an effort to shake things up. Apocalypse made them realize run-of-the-mill capeshit doesn't work any more (hence why we got Legion and Logan).

>>80365833
>i make such biggie poop!!! and they stinky stinkers too!!

Adult men are excited for this and they are going to pay money to see two hours of this shit, let that sink in

>People liked Groot, right?
>Let's make him be the cute sidekick

>>80366549
Will Trump save the western civilization from the numale epidemic /tv/? I'm scared

>>80366553
Hey that made me think of something, did they fire Vin Diesel or pitch shift his voice? I mean it was already dumb to pay him his rate to say the same line 20 times in the first one, but if they were gonna have to change his voice so much you wouldn't even know it was him then why waste the money?

>>80366616
Well according to IMDb he's credited as Baby Groot which is so stupid, come on.

>>80366538
not so sure about that since all I'm seeing is "le baby groot!" in the comments and anyone who even thinks of saying anything negative about it, is immediately shot down

>dat poster
We want the Suicide Squad audience!

>>80365833
At least the first one was semi-decent

>2010s capeshit is such a dead genre than the first GotG, not being much better than this, is considered one of the highlights of this franchise

Burn hollywood, it's the only answer

>>80366701
It isn't just capeshit. It's blockbusters in general.

>>80366782
The best blockbuster I've seen lately was
The Great Wall. This can't be allowed.

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>>80365833

>downloaded first part, watched it
>regretted for doing it both

Implying that this isn't just star wars but with forced humour.

>>80366849

this

>>80366894
Starlord =/= Luke Skywalker & Han Solo cross.
Gamorra =/= Leia with a grimderp backstory.
Zax =/= Chewie. But not as good.
Rocket =/= Intimidating C3PO.
Groot =/= R2D2.

Anyone i'm missing?

>>80366849
>guise let's rip off of a better movie but without the qualities that made that movie good
Many such cases, sad!

>>80365833
I went and saw the first in cinemas and enjoyed the ride but basically as soon as I left the cinema, I hadn't thought about it since. Way overrated. I hope this bombs. Marvel needs to switch it up, at least GotG has a bit of colour in the film, not the usual desaturated grey mess.

None of the trailers for this have been funny so I'm not surprised the first clip is awful.

>>80365833
I said it before and I'll say it again: I don't care if this shit gets a 101% RT score and makes a trillion, this is shit and anyone over 13 liking this should be fucking embarrassed

Why all the characters except for Groot and Rocket Racoon look so unappealing?

>smart ass MC
>smart ass but more sarcastic sidekick
>sassy black lady
>dumb big man
>qt puppet
Are they trying to make the most generic movie ever?

>>80367247
I was all about Marvel movies when they were fresh a novelty, and the first Guardians movie was the one to make me realized how fucking stupid it was. I had 0 fucking interest in seeing it at all and I didn't understand the phony hype one bit. Then I cared less and less about capeshit

>>80367333
They're trying to make a comic book movie.

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Patrician Superhero cinema is all about the piss, not the shit.

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>>80365833
It's obviously an edited down clip for a tv spot, I guess the autistic neckbeards of /tv/ can't tell the difference.

>>80367522
And they dubbed in all the turd stuff just for tv? not likely, but keep grasping at straws. You're not the only one.
>>80366510

>>80367515
"grandmas piss" is literally the stupidest thing i have ever heard

>>80365833
>haha me likey poopy!!! poopy comes from le booty!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeiSx5MNDvg
ECKS
DEE
ELL
O
ELL

>>80367572
I thought it was good, huge dick move on Lex's part.

>>80365833
Seems like a censored TV-friendly version of the clip or something, their mouths move as if they said "shit".

>>80366318
It isn't

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duGqrYw4usE

None of this is funny, why did they do this?

>>80366849
It's farscape with forced humour

>>80368135
I'll take Domitar Rigel over fucking Rocket anyday.

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>>80367990
>MAMMA MIA WHAT A BUNCH OF DOUCHE-Bs!!!
>DUDE YOU CAN'T SAY THAT LMAO THIS IS LIKE A SERIOUS SCENE AND THIS IS THREATENING VILLAIN HAHA DUDEEE U SO CRAZY DUDE
>I WINKED THE WRONG EYE HEHE! BAZINGA!

You know I recently got into Jim Starlin's old cosmic stuff and now I'm terribly worried. The MCU will fuck up Warlock, they already fucked up Gamora and they will in all likelihood fuck up Thanos too.
And that's not even getting into how they've been treating Thor, who had some of the best comics Marvel ever put out during Simonson's run.

But hey, at least we've got poop jokes.

>>80368312
Monkey paw situation here, everybody was excited when Guardians was announced. They thought it would be a great idea to make those obscure characters known to normies. Now you got it, here it is. The movies are worse than Transformers