https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ecu rpcghs0c How do we save

>>80364660
>in theater watching Kong
>made it in time for trailers
>got my /sips/ and my snacks, in a bretty good mood
>trailer for the mummy comes on
>guy behind me says "what ever happened to that other guy"
>"that brendan fraser dude?"
>"yeah him"
>"nah, tom cruise is better"
>hang head in shame
>whole day is ruined
Why must these normies be so cruel?

>>80364660
Was Brendan one of those cursed pretty guys who looked good but were introverted weirdos deep down?

>>80364809
Not sure what would suggest that

>Literally turning into Bill Murray in Lost in Translation
I wanna see it remade with Brendan in 5-10 years

>>80364889
Watching the video

>>80364660
>tfw we've JUSTed him up with our memes beyond what would normally even be possible
I feel kinda bad

>>80364896
I'd watch. Who would play qt pre-plastic scarjo though?

>>80365041
The memes didn't JUST him, they were showing how JUST he became

>>80364768
I would've beat those faggots up

>>80365749
He was already JUST, and we accelerated the process with meme magicks

>>80365878
Well regardless, we need to harness meme magic to unJUST him. I want to see him on the big screen again damnit

>>80365918
It's possible that it's too late for the memes to reverse the process, but we can try. We need to have a constant Brendan general up on /tv/ AT ALL TIMES

File: 51ASBYR8F8L.jpg (52KB, 329x475px) Image search: [Google]

52KB, 329x475px

was Blast from the Past a documentary about Brendan Fraser's life?

>tfw even if we had a Patreon set up that somehow raised half a million dollars a year for him we STILL wouldn't be enough to fully help him

>>80364768

Tom Cruise is a crazy twat.

Was anyone asking for a Mummy reboot? No
Was anyone asking for Tom Cruise to play the lead? No


Seriously, it's not nearly old enough for a reboot. What the fuck.

>>80365990

One of my favorite comedies. That and Bedazzled were great and nobody is convincing me otherwise.

>>80364660
what the fuck was his problem?

reminder that brendan MAKES OVER THREE MILLION A YEAR

he can lower his alimony payments if his pay drops under that

>>80366162
the fraiser mummies were a reboot too

>>80366339

I'm aware of that but the original is almost as old as cinema itself.

>>80364660
the thing that really breaks my heart is that reddit stole this shit-tier meme but you people still post it here

>>80366426
It's not a meme. Brendan is a person anon: a living, breathing man that needs our help

>>80366397
It's worse when you realise they're rebooting The Wolf Man and Van Helsing too. I hate this monsterverse thing. Why do two movie studios have to rival each other all the time?

Looney Tunes: Back in Action is top tier comedy

Bump for Brendan

>>80366303
noway he makes this much

>>80367413


>there's a provision in Brendan and Afton's divorce agreement that will allow for a reduction in alimony payments, but only if Brandon earns less than $3 million a year.

>>80365974
Do it

>>>/r/the_brendan

File: chamcham_buttmad.jpg (202KB, 996x863px) Image search: [Google]

202KB, 996x863px

>>80366162
I want the reboot to happen just because it will piss of ChamCham

File: dont_worry_be_happy.jpg (155KB, 838x1146px) Image search: [Google]

155KB, 838x1146px

>>80364660
hei'll be fine

alimony ends in January 31, 2019

>>80368843
who the hell is chamcham? his agent?

File: chamchamdelusional.jpg (117KB, 854x729px) Image search: [Google]

117KB, 854x729px

>>80369143
Brendans split personality

>>80369118
>He only has to lose another 2.7 million dollars

>>80366162
Calm down Brendo

File: article-2279244-001A41A900000258-768_634x824.jpg (125KB, 634x824px) Image search: [Google]

125KB, 634x824px

>>80369235
>pay it Brendy or you will never see our kids again

>>80369259
>Kids
Juries out on the youngest

>>80365020
Look at his old videos he was full of charisma

File: killme.jpg (129KB, 974x677px) Image search: [Google]

129KB, 974x677px

>>80369297
Now he's just an empty shell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_w3VS1uUhI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDYz4C5mxjs

>>80364809

they're all like that

>>80365974
You mean /JUST/ general?

Its very obvious that he is suffering from severe side effects from anti-androgen therapy in an attempt to save his hair

His agent probably put him on finasteride/dutasteride, and probably spirnolactone once it became apparent those weren't working

What Brendan needs is to stop his anti-androgens and start TRT. It's probably too late though, he looks so fucked up that his endocrine system is likely ruined beyond repair

>>80364809
Keanu is like that and he's doing fine

>>80364809
He's a massive weirdo and probably gay

>>80364660
monkeybone remake when

File: keanu_afton.jpg (20KB, 600x326px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 600x326px

>>80370410

Unfunny forced redditor meme.