it's current year and there hasn't been a decent vampire

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False.

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>>80353181
they should make Blood and Gold into a movie.

>>80353181
Interview with the vampire is unironically terrible

There hasn't been a good vapire film since 1922, and that's not me being a contrarian

>>80353181
watch more movies anon

>>80353181
had a cool dream about this kinoflick recently
>be brad's character
> get cruise's girlfriend aka next victim to sit in my lap
>tell cruise i got the magic stick
>cruise yells at me, boasts who will she be with at the end of the night
>feel dejected
>back to my quarters a shitty rat's nest
>some old world cockney hooker is there
>she looks like a cracked out kate beckinsale
>she says, "ya wanna go lumpin'?"
>"lumpin'" i reply confusedly in brad's voice
> she means get fucked up together
>i say, "sure"
>we neck in my quarters
>i hear old timey radio about fried chicken
>thinking radio didn't exist in the Old World
>bite hooker's neck
>wake up to mukbang ASMR youtube vid on my tv of some Flip chick yapping about and eating fried chicken

>>80353714
fuck off faggot

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>tfw no qt eternal loli gf

>>80354206
>i want booooobieees!!!!!!!!
wat do?

>>80354586
Explain to her how a delicious flat chest is superior over having ugly blobs of fat hanging out of her chest.

>>80353181
>it's current year and there hasn't been a decent fujoshikino since interview with the vampire
fixed that for you sempai

>>80353181
At least you got the title correct

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OP here
i forgot about What we do in the shadows, which was decent.
however, there hasn't been a vampire movie BETTER than interview with the vampire since it came out

>>80354942
nope

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>>80354902
hasn't been a better lead vampire than cruise. rice was defiant about cruise playing lestat then she said she cried in the theater at the premiere and said about cruise, "that's my lestat!" cruise can do no wrong.

>>80353263
Really? Was that actually good? Might have to go watch it.

>>80355249
Operating Thetan level VIII confirmed

>>80355263
no, its fucking over rated shit

interview with the vampire is orders of magnitude better than let the right one in.

also, mandela effect anyone? interview with A vampire, or THE vampire?

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name a better movie vampire than radu. i'll wait

>>80355555
>Those quints.
Everybody go home. Thread's over.

>>80355555
wasted on a fucking vampire thread...

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>>80353181
>xhe didnt see the vampkino of the decade

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>>80355555
quints dont lie

>>80353181

>take your pick:

Let the Right One In

What We Do in the Shadows

Only Lovers Left Alive

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>>80356073
none of those are as good as interview with the vampire
they just dont make them like they used to

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>>80355249
This is the guy she originally wanted.

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>>80354206

let the right one in is fucking shit, seriously whats the appeal?

at no point is it scary or interesting, i mean its a fucking romance movie with the occasional mention of a vampire.

>>80356348
>scary
Do you actually get scared by images on a screen anon?

>>80353181

>girl walks home alone at night
>what we do in the shadows

either of those is better than IWTV, for different reasons each

IWTV was ok but it also was too apologetic of what are supposed to be monsters. Basically a precursor to Twilight in this sense

>>80356627
Check out this melodrama fan. Yeah, sure does suck when characters have sensible feelings and motivations instead of being mindless mustache-twirlers.

>>80355555
dafuq is that shit? looks like something uwe boll would make

>>80356627
It was from his point of view you dumb fuck

>>80353181
Media has been obsessed with zombies since early 2000's, but that love affair has been fading in recent times fortunately.

>>80356276
julian sands? thank god that didn't happen. he'd make lestat too pompous and pretentious.

>>80356877
yeah i guess you like your sparkling sensitive vampires, but thats a subversion of the trope via female sex fantasy. You can flesh out a vampire as a char (like Bram stoker's) while showing us its very human motivation and desires without making it any less than a monster.

>>80356897
The ending scene completely corroborates it. So we are never asked to question Luie in any way or form.

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>>80356895
>dafuq is that shit
do not talk like that about radu please

>>80357044
>pompous and pretentious.
Sounds like Lestat to me.

>>80357012
modern zombiekino peaked in 2008 with Deadgirl. its all been decline since

>>80357050
>anyone who wants anything besides black and white morality plays is a pansy
>things that are monsters from our viewpoint must always be portrayed as monsters, period

Is your head made of concrete?

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>>80355381
>interview with the vampire is orders of magnitude better than let the right one in

Interview isn't even that good of a vampire movie. It's campy as fuck with a corny plot. LTROI was actual kino.

>>80357147
>Louie murders and eats people

Objectively a monster by conventional morality.

>Louie turns little girls into vampires and murders his maker to run away with his loli

Thats a fucked up thing to do even by vampire standards. Hence all the trouble he has when other vampires rightfully want to put an end to that.

He is a fucking monster by any measure-Oh but he is hot and sensitive, its all okay!

>>80357136
true but sands would overdo it. cruise underplayed lestat which was brilliant

>>80357316
>Oh but he is hot and sensitive, its all okay!

What the hell are you talking about? You do realize that there's a difference between an actor portraying a character well and that character being morally good, right? Cruise does a good job of portraying Lestat, and although he is a monster, part of portraying Lestat well is showing how he justifies his own behavior from his perspective. Well-constructed characters never actually believe they're evil, even (or especially) when they actually are and we're supposed to conclude that they're monsters.

If you want actual shitty "sparkle" vampires with no substance or redeemable value, try watching Queen of the Damned.

>>80353181
>movie about two fags raising a daughter
>good.

>>80355555
Subspecies is so underrated.

>>80357704
So - serious question - has /pol/ ruined every single board at this point?

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>>80357802


>is sick

>blames the cure

>>80357704
you guys have a containment board if i remember correctly

>>80357468
tell that to the dance corpse

>>80357683
while definitely not as bad, IWTV isnt much better than queen of the damned or the twilight saga

the all push the same female fantasy fulfilment vampire, which is an overdone cliche

>>80355902
T H I S
H
I
S

>>80357909
>overdone cliche

Was it at the time though?

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>>80357909
>IWTV isnt much better than queen of the damned or the twilight saga

You're insane

>the all push the same female fantasy fulfilment vampire

This is what happens to your taste when your cancerous political ideology metastasizes to every part of your life and worldview

>>80357802
>>80357845
>being this hard in denial.
The movie is definately an allegory for homosexuals.

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>>80353181
>it's current year and there hasn't been a V:tM kino yet

>>80358072
Holy fuck, we get it. You're persecuted because people don't do exactly what you want 100% of the time. You fucking Trumpkins are like "my ex-girlfriends: the political movement". God you blubbery vaginas get on my last fucking nerve.

>>80358053
>Godwin's law

i see. you cant accept your husbando movie isnt perfect, so therefore i must be a nazi

>>80353181
no homo but would you guys let them spitroast you? once again no homo this is a strictly hypothetical question

>>80358208
Yeah, super hurtful for you, I know. Seek Preparation H here >>>/pol/

>>80358072
Get out
also
>allegory
Lestat is literally fucking gay for louie

>>80358189
>Trumpkins
90's born kids are just like that, whatever their political leanings

>2017
>still no Anita Blake television series or film adaptation
Is it too late to keep dreaming?

>>80357211
go meme your stupid shit on reddit, pleb

>>80358265
once they become vampires they don't have a real sexuality

>>80357802
>So - serious question - has /pol/ redpilled every single board at shit point?

>>80358189
>buttheart cause I used the word fag.
I dont care about people fucking each other in the ass but you butthurt morons are annoying as fuck.

>>80353181
byzantium (also a neil jordan film)
only lovers left alive
let the right one in (the remake is also good)
a girl walks home alone at night

>>80358322
>at shit point

Yes, that does seem to be the methodology they're trying to use.

>>80358293
If you unironically like Anne Rice trash, Reddit is where you belong.

>>80355555
subspecies is a fun as fuck series of vampire flicks

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>>80358322
>>80358355
This is a KEK board now.

>>80358387
if you are unironically hating on absolute vampire kino like interview with the vampire then maybe you should go to film school, turbofaggot

>>80358446
Dumb frogposter

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>>80358486
Better than a butthurt poster.

>>80358186
fuck off, nerd

>>80357142
Yes. Kino peaked. But it hasn't stopped the media from pumping out shit to plebs for a cash grab. TWD is a prime example.

Dont reply to him.

>>80358387
rice is fucking comfy you pleb

>>80353181
>gay vampires

>>80358808
Bisexual actually

>>80358808
>I know nothing about vampires because I am underage and retarded

ftfy fammo

>>80356276
Nah she wanted Rutger Hauer

>>80358808
>>80358849
Beyond sexuality actually

>>80359370
Care to explain?

that Vampire comedy with Jermaine and Murray from Flight of the Conchordes was pretty good

serious Vampire movies are for retards

>>80359446
never seen a good vampire comedy movie but they are for retards anyway

>>80353263
fuck off

>>80354974
shit taste

>>80360222
this any good?

The first season of vampire diaries.

>>80361064
whoops forgot to add that it isn't a movie but pretty decent story.

>>80353181
Casting sucked in Interview. There's a lot to love about that movie, but I hate how much the actors try to draw attention to the fact that they're tabloid celebrities in ridiculous costumes.

>>80358849
same thing

>>80357012
media has been obsessed with zombies since the 1980s famigo.

>>80362678
No, you dumb millennial. They were niche until 00s.