You can have all of Superman's powers (Henry Cavill version)

It's a fair price and a novel idea, plus having superpowers would be amazing, and for that reason I'm out.

>>80345320
I'd just take dying in 10 years at this point, my friend.

>>80345320
My penis is of average size and girth.

>>80345320

Yes, definitely. I could have more fun in ten years with Superman's powers than in the sixty that remain to me without them.

Imagine all the rape

>>80345320
Sounds like it'd be a pretty interesting life (and you wouldn't even be in danger of anything from your fame) and you'd earn your place in history forever. Right now my life trajectory is to maybe get into grad school, have a career, maybe get a wife and kids and then age and die. When I think about life in the aggregate it's so incredibly boring but your cruel mind lets you tolerate it minute by minute.

>>80345320
Yes. I'm ugly and stupid with no family or friends. It's scary thinking about my life in my 30s 40s 50s etc. I'd totally become Superman and die at 33.

>>80345393
>>80345438
...seek help

>>80345476
The sick pervert would probably just fly to a place where the age of consent is lower and dirty old warlords would throw their harem's daughters at Superman's junk in the hope they have a super grandchild.

>>80345320

Ten years to craft a legacy more than 'remember that flying guy'? I could do that

Yes. And just for you guys I would save film by getting rid of every Disney employee.

>>80345387
You'd get bored of it within a couple months.

>>80345523
It'd actually be super easy to accomplish in a few weeks, in a completely benevolent way. You can survive space (or at least the outer atmosphere of Earth) and are super strong. You could easily advance the space age of the human race by a century in a week.

>>80345563
He's superman not ironman. Superman isn't smart enough to advance space exploration other than manually flying out himself which accomplishes nothing in terms of acquiring knowledge

>walking through the middle east burning all them muslims with my heat vision like some kind of super terminator.

>>80345647
The biggest problem and cost with exploring space is first leaving the atmosphere. If Superman can bypass this problem, there's SOOOOOOOOO much that could be done.

>>80345538
You could spend months figuring out all the different ways you can kill people desu

>>80345647
>getting material into space doesn't advance us

That's the biggest challenge we have nigga.

>>80345320
I don't need superpowers, I just wanna have sex with some hot girls

>>80345320
Yeah

Yes, I would use it to track every off topic poster I could find and crush him with my bear hands.

>>80345320
Why the Cavill version specifically?

>>80345320
Yes.

>>80345320
Would I go to hell, or could I redeem my selfish act by saving people?

>>80345679
Thats still limiting your scope. We aren't advanced enough to create material that would withstand space exploration. Beyond the moon and mars we're fucked

>>80345538

Would I? Have you ever had super powers before, friend?

>>80345697
We have been sending material into space for decades now

>>80345735
Lame attempt at not getting banned. Too bad I reported him from all my ten computers

>>80345563
>You could easily advance the space age of the human race by a century in a week.
how?

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>>80345381

>>80345735
Being able to turn back time by flying around the earth or making people lose their memory with a kiss would be too overpowered

>>80345755
You dont know me faggot

>Be SuperAnon
>Fly to space and grab asteroids with precious metals worth trillions
>Crash the world economy

>>80345538
you can always go back to 4chin with your super powers

>>80345735
Mainly because I don't want fights and uncertainties regarding his powerlevel and powerset, like for example the Reeve version had wall-construction vision... Also this version is the one most people know nowadays.

I'd topple a lot of governments
Commit a lot of atrocities
Enact a lot of warcrimes
Fuck a lot of twinks

But for the greater good

>>80345887
The greater good

>>80345792
Yeah and it's fucking expensive. 90% of a space rocket is just fuel to get it into space.

If by miracle this does happen to one of you could I please be your loyal servant? I'm wasted and wounded. You could be my purpose in life.

i'm 77 so i probably only have like 10 years left anyway

>>80345320
> 10 years to genocide the nowhites

yeah. i think i could manage it

>>80345944
Yes but how is that prohibiting space exploration since we have the means to send objects into space.

You seem to think we'd get to the moons of Jupiter or beyond (or have the technology to determine anything worthwhile) if onlywe had cheaper fuels

>>80345991
It won't happen, but you could be my loyal servant anon, I won't abuse you, or ask anything sexually, I just need somebody to help me realize some ideas for film making. We could even be friends. I need a purpose in life too, and you could help me find it.

>>80346027
Its time to log of grandpa, no one is posting pedo content here anymore

>>80345320
>Superman can turn back time.

Checkmate atheists.

>>80346101
Get all the materials we need to construct space based solar power into space in a week. Build it in a month.
Maybe start building a Dyson sphere.

>>80345991
If you're a qt gril, yes. if not, get in line

>>80346101
We would... easily. Most of the fuel is spent on escaping orbit, and the more fuel you add the more weight you have which changes how you design the ship and means you need more fuel to get out. If Superman makes weight and escaping orbit a non-concern that would revolutionize space even if he only did it for 10 years.

>>80346056
>taking this long

I'd start dropping house sized asteroids at hyper speeds from space and then speed blitzing those that remain. 1 week tops

>>80346200
Of course I'm not a qt gril. I just fucking told you I'm wasted and wounded.

>>80346188
>dyson sphere

Not in another 10,000 years kids

>>80346226
You're not going to leave the land intact? Currently the white world relies on these poor regions for their cheap labor and natural resources. You can't kill the labor AND ruin the resources.

>>80345832

What if I want to know you? What then?

>>80346252
Be my film assistant anon, you can be my Igor!

>>80346334
Not him but you would need a trustworthy male to monitor your harem while you're gone. Make sure to laser off his dick if he's not ugly enough.

I'd become the greatest stuntman of all time. No need for CGI explosions or blanks or wires to make my fly through the air. Just hit me with everything. I can do it.

>>80345320
i have terminal ass cancer so obviously yes

>>80346298
Yes. I would emply a burnt earth policy.

>>80346334
Yeah I'd like to be a film assistant. I need to leave the house eventually. Maybe I could suck your dick too?

>>80346207
You'refocusing on the escape velocity which accounts for a minute portion of space exploration.

>journey
>timescale
>landing
>data collecting
>data relaying

These are far more important to the advancement of space exploration

>>80346373
What the fuck? I'm not talking about becoming Superman, that's not going to happen.

>>80346452
No, I don't approve of that. Keep your sex things to yourself.

>>80345755
>he doesn't into super powers
Kek, have fun walking everywhere like a faggot.

>>80345320
Yeah, without a doubt.

>>80346520
Go talk to an astrophysicist and ask him how much easier all those things would be if you could magically pop your vessel straight out into space nearby Earth.

>>80346520
>taking one of those huge hurdles out of the equation doesn't greatly advance us

mkay

>>80346521
That's cool. I had to ask since I think it would be fun for me. I won't be a fucking weirdo that gets rapey.

>>80345320
>Henry Cavill

Fuck that. Make it Christopher Reeve/Brandon Routh and we have a deal.

Does Superman's X-Ray vision give others cancer?

>>80346589
Getting a lift into space does not make it easier to do all those other things

>>80346599
>one hurdle

Exactly, and it's not a hurdle since we've already accomplished it

>>80345384
My penis is of large size and of large girth and thus I will be taking the offer, will ruin the Olympics a few times, become the new arnie then in the last few hours I'll fly up and shag the sun
will post polaroids in 10 yr

>>80346737
Bait, this conversation is over and you're top of the list for when OP gives me my powers.

>>80346638
Alright what country do you live in? You wouldn't happen to speak Russian would you, I'm not Russian btw, just asking.

>>80346737
Just because we can do it with extreme effort and many resources doesn't mean it's not a hurdle. Plus Superman could accelerate anything in space and serve as propulsion.

>>80346786
I live in America. What state do you live in?

>>80345370
Fuckin hell this keked me a new one

>>80346776
What?

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Of course

>>80346816
Arizona, right now, but I could live in Southern Illinois if I wanted.

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>>80346808
>Superman throws you faster than you can decelerate
>doesn't matter he's off target anyway
>lets build another billion dollar machine and have another go

if you had his powers would you go after every jew OR would you incite unrest against the kikes?

>>80345749
having a superworkhorse that can fly things into space for a large but reasonable amount of money/pussy/drugs would realign humanity's priorities into space resource collection

>>80345320
Yes, who wouldnt take this. In 10 years i'd probably be at 50% of my physical capacity currently anyway. Honestly i'd do 1 year of this.

>>80346922
Small thrusters for adjustments and course corrections and you are good to go.

>>80346924
A real holocaust this time

>>80346913
It would've been cool if we happened to live near eachother but I don't live within 900 miles of you.

>>80346922
It doesn't have to be a billion dollar machine if he gets you into space no problem. It'd be insanely cheap. Do you people not understand Newton's Third Law?

>>80346965
Where do you live anon?

>>80346922
>not using his heat vision to power and accelerate spaceships

It's like you barely know space tech.

>>80346295
why, I would be superman and if it's raw materials that's the problem then I could just go out and get them, plenty of metal out there in asteroids

>>80345320
Nobody knows how much time they have left. Could die tomorrow, so yes.

So if I fly at or near the speed of light will I pretty much die instantly?

>>80346972
Yes because he's third law allows for rickety shit to endure gravitational forces as superman flies them into space

>>80347025
What brand do you smoke?

>>80346980
You'd need to harvest the entire solar system and possibly more to even begin construction on a dyson sphere let alone the financial and economical factors that would both proceed and follow its undertaking

I can still go full Injustice with movie powerlevels right?

>>80347026
If your superman no you wouldn't die

>>80346808
You really think Superman is gonna waste his time as a fucking taxi driver, moron?

He could be out there fucking Lexee, Jordyn and Chloe.

>>80347141
Movie superman survived a nuke. Theres nothing anyone can do to you so yes

>>80347141
Yeah but you might get some country to bring on the nukes

>>80347171
But if you go that fast 10 years passes almost instantly.

>>80347048
They'd be enduring LESS force as they went into space. Superman can go at as leisurely a pace as he wants into outer space. Rockets have to blast off at crazy speeds out of necessity, this isn't the case for Superman and anything he's carrying.

>>80347061
What model do you drive?

>>80345320
I'd honestly rather live without the powers.

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>>80347195
Oh god this, oh god i just imagined it

Chloe on my dick. Lexees ass on my face jordyn attempting to sing in her shitty voice

>>80347224
Theres still re-entry to worry about and the vacuum of space (if its manned). Unless superman babysits the whole process

>>80347219
Im sure its 10 years reletive to you and not everyone else

>>80347367
>re-entry
Can also be done by Superman.
>vacuum of space
Building something air-tight isn't nearly as difficult or resource-devouring as getting it into space.

>>80347294
Do cigarettes get you to work?

>>80347367
Most space ships (i.e. scientific research probes and vessels) wouldn't require reentry, and reentry is a passive process. You'd just need strong materials we already use to survive reentry. Plus if getting into space initially isn't a concern you could design a much stronger shield for reentry.

>>80345476
You mad plebbit? I would rape your sister aswell you fucking mongoloid

Fuck yes, I'd be able to create my own utopia, and rewrite the history books, also as you know it's gonna be 10 years you could tell people you'll come back if they don't live to your way of living and control people for thousands of years even tho your dead as they'll be scared of you coming back

>>80347447
>wagecuck

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>80345320
Yes. I'd literally fuck ALL aryan blonde haired blue eyed girls in the world and produce an army of ubermenchen that would revive me and we'd take over the universe or some shit.

>>80345381
Underrated

>>80347436
>>80347449
Re-entry into far more hostile atmospheres than our own. And if superman was to babysit all the way hell whats the point of even building a craft. Just send superman with a camcorder

>>80347447
Do you need a car to get to work?

>>80347318
Superior taste my good man

>>80345320
I've lived a very good life already. If I'm given Superman's powers, I have 10 years to do infinitely more good than I could in one of my regular lifetimes. I'd take it and not even think twice about it.

>>80345320
I'd take it for 5

I want to die right now so yes?

>>80345381
this

Yeah I would. I'd be able to make a shit-ton of money just taking things into orbit for governments and companies.
I'd probably also do something big like kill china or fix global warming or steal the pyramids.

>>80347639
What's stopping you from initiating a shutdown protocol?

>>80347567
yup. And owning it saves me time where cigarettes cost you time in more ways than one.

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>>80345370
Kek

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>>80347600
Cloxee is for patricians tbf

>>80346922
>all that force concentrated into an area the size of two human hands

enjoy your wreckage

>>80347750
Ok, so if you need it, it doesn't count. What's your favorite food?

>>80345660
This. I'd take out ISIS in like a week

>>80347827
pleb thoughts

Me? I'd take out the patriarchy

>>80347789
Also a false equivalence since I'm not addicted to pancakes and I can counteract the negative effects fairly easily.
Just keep your cringy "well-you-could-get-hit-by-a-bus-tomorrow" cognitive dissonance to yourself.
It's fine you want to tell yourself bullshit, just don't say it out loud.

>>80347942
But... Superman is the literal embodiment of patriarchy

>>80347984
>offers a detailed counterargument that only tackles one factor while completely forgetting that you can choke on food

American "education"

>>80348041
but I'm not

>>80345320
Space related
What about this
>Build giant dome like in that stephen king shenanigan.
>Fill it with dirt and grass and trees
>Put some people in
>Lots of water
>Land it on Mars or something
>Terraforming

>>80348557
Crash a comet into it for more water and mass and push it closer to the sun.

>>80348107
But you would be if you were superman...

>>80348557
Thats not how terraforming works

>>80345320
Long as kryptonite doesn't exist, fuck yeah

10 year murder/rape spree, and not necessarily in that order

>>80349316
Nice edge there senpai

>>80349316
if you want to rape a corpse there's not much stopping you you sick freak!!

>>80349454
Its extremely hard sneaking into morgues

>>80349520
I don't care how hard you are pervert

>>80349392
>implying you wouldn't

I'd have 10 years and almost unlimited power where no one can stop me, why the fuck wouldn't I live out my fantasies?

Fight in wars, kill terrorists and gangs, fuck up North Korea, fuck celebrities, fuck hot randoms, mutilate pedos or murderers I think got off easy, explore nearby planets, etc.

>>80349678
by nearby planets you mean intra solar system right?

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>>80349678
>murderers
>pedos

Not ok

>raping
>murdering

Is ok

>>80349806
Yeah, I'm not leaving the solar system

>>80349873
I don't care if I'm a hypocrite, it's my fantasy, so unless some other guy gets Doomsday power or some other kinda shit, I'll have my fun and take away other people's

>>80350032
>fly out to Saturn looking at shit
>decide it's time to fly back home
>can't see Earth
>can't find it
>panic

if i was superman i would jack off and shoot my cum straight through the great wall of china

>>80350135
kek this is legitimate

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>>80350032
Not wanting to expand your pussy game

>>80345320
Wait, do I hit the ground running where Cavill was in BvS, or do I have to learn to use me powers and not let them overwhelm me? Because that took him like 13 years.

>>80350135
Just head towards the sun wtf its literally the third rock from it

>>80345320
>Henry Cavill version) but in exchange you would die in exactly 10 years.
take the deal. die. come back to life after 1 "movie"

Yes

Enjoy your world free of jews, Muslims and negroes.

>>80345809
Think how much more shit we could get into space if we just had superman to lift it through the atmosphere

>>80350221
how are you going to tell a person's religion?

>>80345320
Is going bald included in the powers?

>>80350213
That's like trying to find a white pebble in Antarctica.

>>80345320
Yes. I would fly to Ben Affleck's house and tell him that I will kill his only son if he ever stops being Batman. Even if he dies of natural causes.

>>80345370
nahahaha sharked

>>80350360
>Even if he dies of natural causes.

kek'd

>>80350351
are you implying superman couldn't?

>cavill superman

does that mean I have to be a gigantic whining faggot as well?

>>80350473
In your case that's true even without the deal.

>>80350473
Where did he whine in mos exactly?

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>>80345320
HARD MODE: You can have all of Jessica Jones' powers but in exchange you would die in exactly 10 years.

Would you take the deal?

>>80345320

Yes. I'm not expecting to live 5 more anyway due to chronic kidney disease.

>>80350564
I dont watch shit and i can attract blackmen just fine so no

>>80350135
Doesn't superman have supervision and shit? I'll figure it out.

And why would I fly to Saturn? Who the hell cares about a gas giant?

>>80350169
>wasting time flying to other solar systems.

lol no

>>80350611
I love how you're smug about being an AIDSbound fag.

>>80345708

What if your Superboner kills every girl you have sex with?

>>80350260
All you need to do is to look at their penis.

>>80350666
when did i say I have sex with them, and how do you know if I'm male?

>>80345320
Yes because then my life would have meaning and I would be remembered. Its a no brainer.

>>80345734

Ooh yes. I'd use my super hearing and X-ray vision to track down all the shitposters and murder them.

>>80345320
>Be a god for the next 10 years
>Or live like a normalfag until 80

Imagine your entire 20s as Superman
The best years of your life as a fucking superhuman
I'd take that

>>80350729
That doesn't really work

>>80345735
He actually has muscles.

>>80345320
I would smack my lips on national tv and scream MARTHA'S GONNA FREAK just before snapping my own neck

>>80345887
>We can't let Superman become gay
>Nothing on Earth could do more damage and destruction than a homosexual Superman

>>80346027

Where did you first hear of 4chan, old timer?

>>80350793
?
Both muslims and jews cut their ding dong.

>>80350882
And americans

What happens if I just fly off into deep space? Does your little deal account for general relativity?

>>80350900
Why

>>80350914
You couldn't get anywhere interesting in 10 years even if you were travelling at the speed of light

>grow out hair and beard
>when time comes only dress in a white robe and descend from the sky somewhere in the south of the US
>float in the air for about a week doing the Jesus on the cross pose
>after a weak take off robe and start fingering my asshole and jerking off and screaming like a retard all sorts of degenerate shit
>when cumming yell heil hitler and do the hitler salute
>after that disappear and never use my powers again
>dominate the headlines forever

>>80346675
>Christopher Reeve
he would have antidying vision so yepp im in

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>>80350936
to please thier masters

>>80350914
>What happens if I just fly off into deep space?
What if you get lost ?

>>80346056

In the future, genocide will be committed using a genetically engineered CRISPR-Cas9 retrovirus that imparts infertility using a gene drive to force sterility on a population. Humanity could go extinct in maybe 100 years. The gene drive could even be race-specific.

https://www.technologyreview.com/s/601213/the-extinction-invention/

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>>80350980
We have a winner.

>>80351035
You wouldn't since there's no direction or roads to get lost in

>>80350976
10 years in who's reference frame?

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>>80351022
Well then he would get rid of both kikes and their minions, I see no problem here.

>>80347202
>Movie superman survived a nuke. Theres nothing anyone can do to you so yes
he didnt look so good after that. another nuke would have finished him of most likely

>>80351149
He was weakened by kryptonite.

>>80351098
Time is only reletive to the person travelling at the speed of light

>>80350564
She's got some undefined super strength (that's not nearly Superman tier) and sorta flying jumping. So no.

>>80346298
>You can't kill the labor AND ruin the resources.

He can if he's a hardcore subscriber of negative utilitarianism.

Negative utilitarianism (NU) holds that minimizing suffering is better than maximizing happiness.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Negative_utilitarianism

And what does Superman fly around doing except trying to reduce suffering?

You can reduce suffering to "1", but you can also reduce suffering to "0" -- meaning the extinction of all life.

In 1958, R. N. Smart argued that NU entails that someone who was able to instantly and painlessly destroy the human race would have a duty to do it, creating the concept of the "benevolent world exploder."

That's why AI is so horrifying. If AI is ever programmed to help humanity (ie, minimize suffering), it could eventually determine that the only way to completely reduce human suffering, eliminate human suffering is to eliminate humanity, and making all life on Earth extinct.

>almost 10 years
>day of the rope is coming for me
>decide to go full speed into the moon as my way to die

How would you die as Superman?

who WOULDN'T take this deal?

>become hero to millions
>influence the world in any way you see fit
>win the heart of your waifu (because being the ubermensch would cause any woman's vag to melt)
>explore the world and basically the entire universe

you'd see and do more than any man could do with a thousand lifetimes.

Does Superman NEED to sleep?

>>80345320

I don't really have anything to live for but I also don't know what I'd do with those superpowers since real life isn't a movie where you're always coming across crimes and accidents you need super powers to resolve

>>80351302
Technically no, he doesn't even need to eat but does it out of habit

>>80351319
No one said you would have to fight crime... Superman would also be able to hear gun shots, fights, etc.

>>80351277
>because being the ubermensch would cause any woman's vag to melt)
I don't think so. You don't have the looks of Henry Cavill. Also you are probably autistic. That's ok though. You can use fear to get what you want.

>>80345320
Yes. Without a moment's hesitation.

>>80351340
So you don't have to eat, sleep or commute. You'll really get a full 10 years then.

>>80351252
It was only a matter of time before the autists turned up

>>80351343
When you have enough status and fame there's plenty of women willing to overlook your autism. No fear necessary as ubermensch.

>>80351252
just program it so that it thinks dying is really painful. computers are dumb

>>80351093
lost in space ya fucking goof, then you end up the rest of you life scouring the universe for earth

>>80351252
What if I tell the AI that in my subjective conscious experience I don't experience suffering even if physical expressions and biomarkers indicate otherwise? The AI has no choice to believe me.

I would save people just to see if being useful and appreciated would make me feel less stone cold. I am aware that numales on /tv/ would bitch about me not saving everyone. I would probably be shitposting drunk on 4chan while some happening happens.

>>80351480
Can Superman get drunk or otherwise be under the influence in any fashion?

Everyone here would become this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gj1MqHgFnmE

>>80351533
No. He is immune to all earthly poisons and stimulants. That means he can't get high or drunk.

>>80351598
How far does this go? If he sucks in Helium gas, does his voice get funny?

>>80351533
You would need a sort of kryptonite cocktail otherwise no

>>80345320
id just use the powers to get rich, then forget about them.

>>80351619
Helium affects the air in your lungs, not your body. So yes his voice would sound funny.

>>80351619
He doesnt need to breathe but if he huffed helium than yes he's voice would go funny seeing as its how soundwaves move faster through it

I would tear the roof off the White House and demand Trump bring me his wife and daughters so I can fuck their footpuccis.

>>80351743
they don't even stay in the White House

>>80351743
I would force baron to fuck his mom while i watched then i would lick his penis clean

no homo obviously

>>80351846
Ivanka is there pretty often, she's one of his closest advisers

Melania is in Trump Tower so Barron can go to autism school but she's an old used up hag who's more plastic than skin nowadays so idk why anyone would want her

>>80345320
Yes because I can just turn back time right before I die for eternity

>>80351568
nah, crime fighting is autismal and pointless

sure if you want to live out your power fantasy but "crime" doesn't even make the top ten of societal problems in the western world

>>80345809
he could atleast lay the foundations of terraforming mars and venus
>increasing mars' mass by dropping asteroids from the asteroid belt onto mars' polar caps, delivering water and other hard to come by materials as well as melting the ice caps, increasing temperatures and atmospheric pressure
>heat up mars's core (and maybe enrich it with some radioactive material gathered from around the solar system), for it to produce it's own magnetic field, protecting it from solar winds

>get rid of most of venus atmosphere
>block the sun out for some time by pulling a massive object in between and let it cool (maybe even using your cold breath)

>use your superhuman intellect to figure out technology to help humanity, like fusion tech etc..

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Fair trade.
You would make your start mostly just by killing all the people and groups of humans on the Earth that you disliked.
>every identifiable Muslim, torch most of the middle east
>scorch-earth just about the entire African continent
>the international Jewry would no longer be a problem for the world
>all the niggers and cucks in the US
This all occurs in the first few months, it could be done quicker given the powers, but you are just getting accustomed to them
>dethrone political leaders all over the world
>install yourself as the Emperor of Earth
Get some smart cunts to help you with this, they are going to act in the way you desire or they're dead. Now your first year is over, start some projects
>start fucking all the sexy women to spread your super seed
>craft fusion power reactors from pieces of stars that you visit and collect as samples
>free clean power for the world
>build orbital mega structures for the humans to use
>construct dyson sphere around the sun
>populate the solar system with your children and other selected human genetic stock
>transport human colonies to the far reaches of the galaxy ...
etc etc
Finally, as the end of your ten years approaches, just whizz around the earth backwards a few hundred thousand times and start all over again.

>>80345320
>can no longer fuck women because you like to go balls deep and this would crack a pelvis now
no thanks

>>80351053
kek, literally all it takes is to just make another CRISPR-Cas9 retrovirus, to effectively complement/reverse the phenotype

If you go for such a retrovirus, you have to make it near-insta kill (enough that it can spread, but not long enough, that people are gonna figure out what's going on)

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>>80345393
>>80345438
>>80345887

>not saving the world and pretending to be the second coming of Christ

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>>80346699
>that's not how that works

>>80352620
This is never a problem for superheroes so don't worry about it.

Logically speaking superman shouldn't even be able to get stimulated by sex with a woman.

>>80352965
>Logically speaking superman shouldn't even be able to get stimulated by sex with a woman.
fucking death grip

I would do so much killing. First destroy all weapons of mass destruction. Then kill all politicians and multimillionaires. Continue with eliminating anyone I thought was a drain on society. Give them all instant, painless deaths.

Humanity would judge me harshly but I would be fine bearing the guilt for what in the long run would benefit everyone.

>>80353801
>destroy all weapons of mass destruction

Unless they're stored in an area using lead walls.

>>80353801
>eliminate a large portion of the successful people from the gene pool
>benefiting everyone in the long run

>>80354105
What are lead walls going to do to a literal god?

>>80354368
>"""""successful""""" people
Most of them are sociopaths.

>>80354499
sociopathy is a meme perpetuated by people who are resentful of upper-class people

I mean upper class people can often just be retarded plebs as well but at least they've got something going for them