>Wow, are you kidding me with those guns. >You're

lol u know he's a notorious douche on set right? Apparently he almost fucked up the F&F franchise by being so pissy

>>80345306

to think this guy became a famous actor by driving up and down sunset blvd. in rented ferraris still blows my mind.

>>80345368
He has something in his contract where he can't lose a fight. Meanwhile Rock had no issues fighting Statham to a stalemate (skill versus sheer size).

Being short really fucks with your self esteem.

>>80345436
>He has something in his contract where he can't lose a fight

David Carradine had the same thing. I guess it's a fake tough guy thing.

>>80345548
He loses in Kill Bill and to a korean prostitute

>>80345605
Right, I guess he got rid of it by then. I know he refused to lose to Chuck Norris clean in that movie they did together.

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>>80345436
>Being short really fucks with your self esteem.
You think he was standing on one milk crate or two?

>>80345368
>lol u know he's a notorious douche on set right?
All great men are. A true man knows never to compromize. Obviously you're going to piss some people off.

>>80345789
Vin isn't one of them. He's just cringe in this movie. Check out that interview with the Brazillian tranny. The whole movie feels like that.

>>80345896
Based /vin/ is our guy and the only reason he gets called cringe (reddit word btw) is that traditional alplha masculinity is seen as unfashionable these days.

>>80345368

>Believing anything Closet Homo The Rock says

Don't mistake a work for a shoot brother

>>80345436
Colin from RLM who does vfx work said in XX3 the CG work included double chin removal for Vin

vin diesel is my guy

COS THE BUSTER GOT ME OUTTA HANDCUFFS

*takes your corona*

>>80346291
I LIVE for this shit

>>80345436
Statham is a manlet too, yet no issues. How?

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>>80346147
He's not alpha, though. Arnold was alpha, he never had to try to look manly, he just was.

Vin is tryhard as fuck in this movie. It hasn't even been an hour yet and he's fucked 5 women half his age, and Nina Dobrev has been non-stop gushing about his physique, which is just bad. Literally no muscle and a beer belly. He also snapped an AR on his knee.

>>80345306
OK, I wanted to ignore this garbage movie, but you got me interested and I might just watch it right now.

>>80346280
please be true

>>80346332

lmao

its like they upped the gain on his voice by 20x and smoothed it out

it sounds like it coming from a megaphone

>>80346385
Arnold revealed himself to be a cuck when he started shilling for trannies and telling people to stop eating meat. He was a reddit nu-male in a God's body the entire time. /vin/'s masculinity is here to stay.

>>80346381
He's an alpha brawler IRL.

Vin is not an alpha mechanic superspy IRL.

>>80346439
If you wanna watch it for cringe purposes go ahead. The only reason I'm still watching is based Donnie Yen.

GUESS YOU MONKEYS ARE JUST TOO GOOD FOR ME, GUESS I FAILED THIS TEST

>>80346381
He's an actual martial artist and does a lot of his own fight choreography and stunts. He doesn't need his movie persona to be le ultimate badass kickass the best because he can be that in reality if he felt like it.
Vin Diesel's macho fantasy is on the screen only.

>>80346503
Kek, Vin literally tried to fuck a tranny. And got rejected. He's the cuck's cuck.

>>80346381
britlets can handle the bantz

>>80346541
>He's an actual martial artist

Kek when he has actual fights then talk. You embarrassing neckbeards swear any actor doing his own spin kicks is suddenly a badass in the real world

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YOU WANT BLOODY, WE CAN DO BLOODY....

WE ALL GOT OUR WEAK SPOT...

>>80346546
>Tranny
Nice meme.


He can fuck any woman on the planet whenever he wants. Maybe he wanted to fuck a chick with an ugly face that day. And despite all the "GOSH WHAT A CREEP" you know that she was on the /vin/ dick seconds after the camera stopped rolling.

>>80346612
I can only go by what the internet tells me. If its all made up then it's made up. He's a blackbelt in multiple forms though. I'm sorry he's never fought in 'muh octogon' before.

>>80346637
>He can fuck any woman on the planet whenever he wants
>got rejected by an uggo on live tv

This is embarrassing, Vin.

>>80345789
>>80346147
>>80346503
>>80346637
Riddick 4 when, Vin?

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Lmao, this movie is fucking hilarious. This is Asylum-tier.

>>80346695
Women got to put a show on for the cameras to prove to the world that they're not just dumb sluts but she was wet as fuck despite her best efforts to hide it.

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>>80346746
Go work on your pancake pecs and noodle arms, Vin. They're lagging.

>>80346740
It was so retarded I ended up having the time of my life. The ending firefight and the nympho girl were the best parts. Also, fuck off with that bullshit Jackson shit. They kill him at the start and then realize their mistake so they bring him back at the last second.

Is this kino?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SbulJd2tUmc

>>80346835
BASED

>>80346835
Beta as fuck.

>>80346518
yeah, I think cringe kino is exactly what I need right now
I also hate Vin, so even better

>>80346637
I didn't know Vin lurked /tv/

>>80346956
Wait till you see the pajeet whore in high heels that beats down Russian spetsnaz guys.

>>80345306
He is a Steven Seagal, tier tryhard.

The shit that normies are willing to eat up will never fail to amaze me.

>>80346689
>blackbelt

Lol in wut? Taekwondo? i doubt he has ever been in a street fight

>>80347001
He plays D&D. What did you expect?

>>80347049
Well, then its up to you to fix that. Go find him and fight him and show the world what a cuck he is.

>>80346835
He must have had some of the longest dry spells in history

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Christ, he's a manlet.

>>80346503
I think that Arnie is still stuck in governor mode where he acts like he has to be elected in the near future

>>80346835
He's got such a deep voice, how is he so beta?

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Guys, he's not even a manlet, he only needs 1/4 of an inch to 6 feet.

>>80347265
Always subtract 2 inches off an actor's billed height, 4 if they were a pro-wrestler.

>>80346835
she's not even that pretty look at that nose
>sunglasses indoors
>manlet
>that coked up little dance
>when did this turn in to I love you
this is cringe kino

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>>80345306

>that fucking Ice Cube cameo

i literally clapped at my screen

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>the government goes full retard tries to kill Diesel after he saves the day

ebin, just ebin

its messed up seeing vin sell out as fast as he can.

This return of xander cage was such a bad film it'd destroy most actors career's but here he is plugging away with 2 more fast and furious movies.

>>80347685
you can't sell out if you're in the cringe business right from the start

>Neymar

what the actual fuck

>>80347685
Lets be honest. Vin has only one good moive - Pitch Black.

>>80347859
Private Ryan wasn't bad. It got rid of Vin as quickly as it could.

>Ice Cube gushing over the "legendary" Xander Cage

Holy fuck, the cringe.

>>80347859
>Pitch Black
>good

90's kids are the worst

>>80348066
Fine, it's decent. It's good when compared with every other Disel movie.

>>80348121
The Fast and The Furious and Fast Five are fairly kino 2bh

>>80348121
I'm just memeing dude, I like PB a lot

>>80347843

>we want the Hue audience

>>80346385

He's rapidly approaching Segal territory.

Just watched the movie rip.
I was thinking about going to the cinema because the first was pretty good for my 15 year old self but boy am I glad I didn't.

The CGI was glaringly bad at times and the Vin ego stroking exceeded any bearable amount way too often.
Also the teams were pretty fucking shit.

>>80348178
F&F are trash. They're fake action movies.

>>80346280
which video did he say that in? thats funny as fuck