ITT: post the best unintentionally funny moments in movies. scenes

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>>80341688
hearing him talk

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TAH

>>80341688
that one scene in logan where he hits his car
fucking hilarious

When Cyrus says can you dig it in The Warriors

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hello there

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>>80341688
Burst out laugung at that scene OP

Never fails when its posted here either.

This from meet joe black

The entirety of the Last Airbender

"There's a powerful bender to the North" - haven't seen the film in years and it still makes me kek

pretty much the entirety of the happening but specifically the part where the guy gets his arms ripped off by tigers and the lady thay lays down infront of a lawnmower

>>80342378
>that scene where some waterbenders straight up murder the main antagonist and then just leave
>the entire earthbender scene, I don't even have to explain it

what a trainwreck

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>hello inspector :o)

>>80341688
The scene in Kong: Skull Island when Reilly throws the sword to Hiddleston and he cuts up a bunch of nothing monsters while wearing a gas mask in slow motion. Rest of the movie was at least alright but I lost my fucking shit there.

Mullholland Drive, the hobo corner scene.
That dude just going hnnng makes me laugh every time.

>>80341925
This is the main reason why I find hp5 to be enjoyable to watch

>>80342265
This one reminds me of a similar scene in profondo rosso

Not even memeing, but in BvS when Ben Affleck pulls that guy out of the rubble in Metropolis and he goes "You're the boss... Boss!"

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His death.

>>80343524
was probably the only highlight of the movie.
>"hey, i'm slipknot"
>dies like 2 min later

>>80343524

"This is Slipknot, he can tie a rope around anything. I advise not getting killed by him. His ropes trap the soul of it's victims."

so corny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N_aUm97hj8

How did he know his camouflage didn't look like shit?

>>80343524
>"Hey yo some ancient witch is loose on the city and is about to destroy the world, what should we do?"
>"Get me the fucking rope guy"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4uH79Iauis

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>>80343772

When Dylan's mom died in Independence Day Resurgence I laughed for a minute straight. Then started laughing later than night when I thought about it again. I think it was just cliche overload getting to me.

>>80342378
>that battle cry

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Marky Mark in The Happening. All of it.

>>80343862
This is one of the first movies my girlfriend showed me after we started dating; I was damn near in tears the entire time.

>>80343524
That was somewhat played for laughs though

>>80342430
What! Nooooooo

>>80341688
how did he learn how to decorate cakes when he lives in a hungry society that gets excited at the sight of bread?

>>80341925
even the picture makes me kek

The guy who gets stabbed through the face in Braveheart as he makes a "bleeh" noise with his tongue out.

In starship troopers when Denise Richards is flying the aircraft and a guy outside the ship comically splats across the windshield. Also in teh same movie when the black sergeant goes "Razcaks roughnecks".

That's all I can think of now

>>80342265
Came to post this.

My dad rented this and when this scene came about we lmao'd so hard I almost pissed myself. I asked hin to rewind it and he did the madman.

One of my fondest memories because we didn't do many things together.

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>>80344031
Shit, I dont know if I ever before realized what I was looking at there. That is fucking moronic symbolism and I hope the director never works again.

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>>80345466

>>80344065
>We got government approval to put together a team of criminals who would be capable of taking down a Superman-tier threat
>Don't forget to recruit the girl whose power is owning a baseball bat

>>80341688
That scene genuinely looks like the intentionally awful makeup on the Mighty Boosh.

the exorcism in the conjuring

>>80345068
He spends his time decorating his face and imagining it is a cake

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>it's your ba- *BANG*

>>80346267
>unintentionally

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>>80343524
This and also the talking with the sword scene.

Javert's death in Lea Miserables

>>80346555
She was trying so hard to make it serious and emotional. It was pretty funny.

>>80346353
jesus christ

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>>80343151
I saw this in a theater and people cracked up at this too

>>80341925
can't recall the scene

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When Prof X dies and Logan beats the car

>>80341982

That was supposed to be funny. The contrast provided by Laura looking at the man happily walking his dog to Logan bashing in his own car with a baseball bat.

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>>80347340
fuck you

>>80342378
>>80342471

Is The Last Airbender one of those 'so bad it's good', high-camp value type movies?

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TAKE IT OFF

>>80347254
>Take it from a nut, Utz are better than nuts!

>>80345344
your father rewinded the movie?!
the absolute MADMAN!

>>80347573
Deleted scenes don't count

That entire fucking movie m knight shamalan just cam out with about the schizo dude. I have no idea how it got decent reviews, everyone in the theater I saw it in was basically laughing the entire time

>>80347573
Oh boy here we go

>>80347573
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What the actual fuck

>>80342430

>what kind of terrorists are these?

>>80347428
not really. It's mostly just bad in a way that makes you feel embarrassed for everyone involved. Watch it once just to see how shitty it is if you need to, but it's not on the level of The Room or Miami Connection where repeated watchings are still enjoyable

>>80347087
"I've only got 5 fucking lines in this turd so I need to sell them as hard as I can"

honest answer: Source Code

>>80346677
are you talking about the one with Russell Crowe? I couldn't stop laughing with the way he hits the water and then just kinda slumps over and gets washed away. Completely ruined the scene for me but at least it was funny in how shitty it was

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>>80341688
The Conjuring in theaters.

>>80347428
No. There are only a couple of unintentionally funny parts; most of it is boring straight-to-DVD fantasy bullshit. The acting is awful, but in a 'cringeworthy child actor' way rather than something like The Room.

>>80343524
I WANNA SLIT YOUR THROAT AND FUCK THE WOUND

when merry and pippin are decking and possibly killing uruk-hai with pebbles

>>80342193
Any close up of McGregor in RotS is funny. He's clearly holding back laughter in most scenes. His eyes are too expressive.

>>80342573
Wat movie

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this

>>80347573
better one is when he fucking suplexes the orc after running on falling bricks

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>>80348036

I stole a loaf of bread

>>80348000

Shooter Edward Furlong.

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>>80341749

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The Pianist, the second time I watched it, my brother did too (in class).

This is when they ask the wheelchair guy to get up.

>>80348075
ya know, considering everything we know about elves that's not outside his capabilities. Still pretty dumb tho

>>80347428

No. It's just awful from start to finish, an insult to The Last Airbender and movies in general.

>>80342193
>younglings

>>80348000
Nice gets, kid

In Maze Runner, at the very end, where the fat kid gets shot and dies, I don't know if it was the look on his face or what, but my friends and I just laughed at that.

>we better have him literally murder children. That's pretty evil, right?

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>>80348196
that one was pretty fucking funny

>>80348494
Snowpiercer?

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I laughed my ass off famalam

That scene in John Wick 2 where Keanu and the nigger is firing at each other in the crowded area and missing every shot.

The scene in It Follows where the guy's mom rapes him death

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>>80344266

K I N O
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N
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Rq-7zEVuwI

The rape scene in Air Bud.

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>>80347573
At least Tolkien didn't live to see this. I grieve for Christopher though.

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>>80348558

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WemG0jp1jRY

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>>80347573
Haha oh lord, I just imagine all the people working in this, all those hours of work.

>>80348156
a city size gunfight/brawl that contains no blood

>>80347430
me too

>>80348682
wtf dude that was harrowing not funny

>>80347997
Shallow Grave 1994.

The ending to Gandhi always gets me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeTAux3_VwI&ab_channel=Turtler9

>Oh God... Oh no.

>>80348757
The autistic bellow at 0:40

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>>80341688
Pic related for me. I was really stoned and when it clips its legs is when I lost it.

>>80347573
>hey remember that scene in The Two Towers where Legolas surfs down the stairs and shoots the orcs?
>the one everyone hates?
>yeah! we could do that but even dumber

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Car bashing scene


Poorly framed and took away from what happened right before it

>>80348928
The shield sliding scene is a little cheesy but at least it makes sense and is realistic physically

>>80348261

not that guy but thanks

>>80345344
shit man, craziest my dad gets is pausing the movie when he has to take a piss.

>>80348130

This will never not make me chuckle.

>>80348558
Was going to post this, but another scene:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgWY1_ck_RU
From 1:02:23 to 1:02:32. The entire cinema laughed.

>>80347254
>>80343151
r-really? I was fucking terrified...

>>80341688
At the end of the last peice of shit hunger games movie, where katniss had an Asian baby and cucked peta

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http://i.imgur.com/Jphy8N7.mp4

Can't upload this gif, do tv shows count?

>>80349206
what the hell is this?

>>80346353
>tfw most people didn't get this joke until they flat out explained it

>>80349247
It's from Dexter, in the final season. Harrison (his son) is being watched by his murder qt Hannah. The gif exaggerates a bit. But this was an actual scene.

>>80349206
>can't upload this .gif
>Jphy8N7.mp4

>>80349294
Did Zuckerberg literally piss in a jar and put it there before he BTFO'd the room? I really didn't like the movie, and I can't remember it very well.

>>80349335
It's too large. XD!

>>80349342
that film

everytime i see webms or think about it

christ

>>80341925
*DEH

>>80349342
I never got a chance to see this- I thought the main part of his character was supposed to be that he doesn't kill anyone

>>80349342
That little mischievous look just before he picks up the body

>>80349402
Not the main character

>>80349376
nah a few scenes earlier he made some remark to the politician chick about "if superman can do x and call it y, I can piss in a jar and call it granny's peach tea"

>>80349402
He kills his family in the prologue, then he feels such guilt at the memory that he joins the army to save lives and redeem himself in the eyes of God. Unfortunately, he's abused by his CO at bootcamp, so when the fighting starts, he descends into a rage which results in the webm seen here.

>>80342265
this scene baited me into watching a 3 hour bore fest, truly it did its job

>>80344266
Whaat? Nooooooo

>>80348196
oh fuck. don't remind me...
we watched that in class and some girl started laughing at this scene and i for some reason decided to be a massive cunt and be all self righteous about that, telling her how awful she is. I want to punch 15 year old me so hard. Thank god my friends talked some sense into me

>>80348975
>realistic physically
Elves literally walk ON snow without making footprints though

>>80349458
Ah, I get it. That seems like he actually did piss in the jar, though.

>>80348130
Why do they all look like such dorks?

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>>80349342
no one depicts violence on screen like good ol' Mel

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>>80348130
Just imagine re-enacting this as a kid. It seemed like a good idea at the time.

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Pic related, before it was even a meme

Also NO MORE DEAD CAWPS

>>80349619
imagine being an adult paid to do that on set

>>80348946
That was intentional, you autistic cunt.

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>>80348872

>>80348213

Unless the laws of physics work differently in middle-earth, he shouldn't have been able to lift himself up by stepping onto the falling bricks. It would have just pushed the bricks down and not lifted himself at all.

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When we see this guy floating

>Mr filch y-you don't understan

https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=tKaobLVYAn8

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>>80349342
I probably would have taken the movie seriously if /tv/ and social media didn't exist.

>>80349525
I did that to a kid who laughed during Schindler's list.

Kid was a sociopath even then, I don't regret it. I mostly did it to score points with sjw grills. Still, jews got me good when I was a kid.

>>80349619

That has to be either a parody of white people or a special ed class or something

>>80349619
reminds me of that one webm where the girls are chanting in a circle and the little gay boy at the end joins in

>>80349688
He shouldn't be able to walk on top of snow while everyone else is waist deep in it either, so yeah - physics do work differently in middle earth.

>>80342193
But that was intentional.

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>>80348196

>>80344065
To be fair it was set up as a test run to get Waller to safety but then later turned into a mission to stop a 10000 year old witch

>>80349619
At least they're hanging out with girls.

>>80349794
I watched 1 "top 10" from that channel and did not even finish the video, there was that awful girl voice who sounds like someone who desperately wants to be quirky and has a high opinion of herself, talking over everything with barely any clip of the argument of the top 10, it was basically "these were chosen because we said so", the merits of one over another were not even given.

Wonder if they are still and all like that.

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>>80343524
fucking hate that movie

>>80341688

Platoon scene where Sheen loses his mind and finally becomes a real soldier.

>IT'S FUCKIN BEAUTIFUL, MAN
>IT'S FUCKIN BEAUTIFUL

>>80349703
That looks like a good scene, whats funny about it?

>>80341925
kek

>>80349342
the only really ridiculous scenes were this and the opening of the first battle where the dude springs up like a screamer in some 2006 youtube video

>>80348946
The part where that chain link fence holds back his limo going like 80 mph.

>>80350062
is good, you should watch it, you can even stream it by now.

>>80349619
>choose your character

>>80349711

CAR??

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>>80350140
This too. I know it 'actually happened' but it's still fucking hilarious
https://vid.me/MT2z

>>80341688
what's this from?

>>80350370

Battle Royal 2 Electric Boogaloo

>>80347340
i know its a meme and everything, but still, fuck you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wj-r7ARXfSs

It sounds so weird

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>>80349342

>>80341688
When the old lady turned into a demon in Legion. The whole audience laughed.

What a terrible movie

>>80350370
If you "search by image" on Google you get it...well first you get memes, then you get "Hunger Games".

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I unironically laughed at this scene

>>80342265
>>80345344
What the hell, anon. Exact same thing happened to me. My dad was watching the movie and we saw this scene and thought it was hilarious so we made him rewind so we could watch it more.

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>>80347573
So THAT'S what Corey Feldman thinks he's doing when he's "dancing."

>>80350526

Corey had a hard life man getting molested by charlie sheen and shit

>>80350526
What's up with the youth?

>>80350526
Hi. I know that looks silly, but I'm a time traveler from 3027. This is how we all dance. You're on the wrong side of history, friend.

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>>80350429
>that baby's gonna die

>REEEEEE REEEE

that fucking pool cleaner in Paranormal Activity two.

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>>80350356
>https://vid.me/MT2z
>dude's laugh

>>80350649
>Corey Feldmans dancing is 1000 years ahead of us

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>>80350859
>>80350649

I'd say somebody should tweet this to him, because he'd take it seriously and say that he's heard his dancing described as futuristic and forward thinking the next time he gets interviewed, but then I realized that he'd follow the link here and would start endlessly shilling his old movies on /tv/ and trying to start /corey/ generals so please don't.

>>80350526
that's so fucking bad i can't tell if he's joking or totally serious

>>80351188
he is so far beyond your understanding it would be pointless to explain to you

>>80349500
This.

>>80351351
give me a run down

>>80351018

I fail to see why this would be a bad thing

>>80348130

It's like they let a couple of Star Wars fans do this part.

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>>80351386
We'd be here all night if I gave you the complete rundown, so I'll give you a quick rundown:

>michael jackson bowed to corey feldman
>in contact with aliens
>rumoured to posess psychic abilities
>controls hollywood with an iron fist
>owns studios and dancefloors all over the world
>will bankroll the first discos on Mars (The Feldspot will be the first disco)
>in the process of polishing the peak of mt. Everest as his personal dancefloor
>owns basically every dance move research facility on Earth
>first designer dance move will be the Feldstep
>said to have 40+ IQ
>ancient Native American scriptures tell of 8 angels who will descend upon the earth and will bring an era of unprecedented technological progress with them
>these are the Corey's Angels

>>80341925

NNNYYYYUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH

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HUAAAAAAAA

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That scene in Avatar where the tree burns down and the blue alien bitch is just like screaming.

>>80351904
this movie is pure shit

>>80350210
underrated post

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>>80342193
YOU MUST REALIZE

YOU

ARE

D O O M E D

>>80350526
I like this

he's just goofy and having fun
if you're too self concious to just make up a bullshit dance and own that shit you're a beta cuck

>>80350062
probably the person calling out for the medic before getting blown up

>>80352607
He said that AFTER Kenobi cut two of his hands off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tz4JSTXuP9E

Everytime

>>80350356
>>80350838
That second one actually happened though

>>80352251
This

>WAAAAAAAAH

>>80351904
The best part is where busey pops out of the corner and show him the chair for the first time
>ta daaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Lost my shit

>>80349619

Are these Jojo references?

>>80350526
I tried to buy his album in the hope of financing further sperginess but he just stole my money and i had to open a paypal dispute to get it back.

>>80341925
Pharaoh really chewed the scenery in that role. Best thing in the franchise.

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>>80343524
For me it was the ancient witch brother's death.

>has a big fight with the avatar of some mayan firegod
>the mayan firegod tears out his fucking heart, but he still wins
>a tiny bomb that only blows up the floor he's standing on(instead of everyone in the room) kills him

>>80341688
Where did he get all that frosting?

>>80349619
Short shorts sure does have some nice legs he is showing off.

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>I'm acting

>>80354294
it's like watching St. Mary's School for Special Needs Children stage a performance of Zulu

>>80354294
why they fight invisible people lmao

IT'S GARBAGE DAY

>>80347293
Towards the end, after the final battle but while harry is still having voldemort visions

>>80354429
thanks for reminding me, haven't seen this in years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7gIpuIVE3k

>At theater watching Saving Private Ryan
>They're storming the beach
>that one guy has a bullet graze his helmet
>He takes off his helmet, shook by his near death experience
>Get's shot in the head
Laughed pretty loud desu.

>>80348000
Kek.
Some friends of mine posted this on facebook like it was seriously a big deal.

>>80354542
the shot would have killed him even if he kept his helmet on desu

>>80349619
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IgMYNm1QS4

>>80344266
that patented marky mark nose flair.

Batman talking to alfred in his batman voice even tho alfred knows fine well that he is bruce wayne.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xkm9h0S4wr8

Basically everything about this scene
>the way Padme says 'look!' at 0:41, because somehow no one else had noticed the hundreds of noisy airships above them
>Yoda's ridiculous line at 0:54
>the clone trooper in the stupid glass bubble at 1:01, and the way he's completely static while the thing moves around
>basically every time you see a jedi swinging their lightsaber around
>the appearance of the jedi in general
>the jedi holding its lightsaber and stepping onto the ship really awkwardly at 1:24

>>80354294
How do you not feel embarrassed on set during things like this?

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>>80354595
Your point?

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>>80354737

>>80354707
Money makes for a great embarrassment-absorber.

>>80354294
Just when I thought it couldn't get any funnier, they add in the pre-cgi

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>>80349619
>>80349716
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYjDqzZ4gjY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRIZ4mCi5Ps
go to 1:22 and there's this line wherea police officer says "He's a fighter break his hand" and I've always thought it was really funny.

>>80354778
Dude, that teacher is,like, so down with the kids of today! Radical!

>>80352838
It's his job to entertain others, not himself.

This would be fine if it was him fucking around on his own time. I'm a musician, and we work hard to please the audience. This guy is coasting on fame and humiliating not just himself, but also the girls he's somehow persuaded (read: drugged) to accompany him on stage.

He was paid money to do this. Only beta cucks are fine with such amateur displays in a professional arena.

>>80354769
touche

>>80354700

Man that CGI did not hold up well

>>80345344
>asked him to rewind it
>he did

M A D M A N
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>>80354917
That CGI wasn't even good when it came out. The only reason you'd miss it was if you were watching it on VHS.

Those movies were the reason why I never got the hype around Star Wars. I'd seen the other ones and they're fine but the way people went crazy over the prequels when they were such shit just made ME feel crazy.

>>80354839

It's not like the girls are great or even competent musicians. He isn't holding them back; they're basically those girls who bought a ukulele from a store in the mall cause, like, they want to learn how to play an instrument. Playing in Corey Feldman's little embarrassing freakshow is the highlight of their "careers".

It's sad desu. Shame on anyone for enabling him. I know the guy's a trainwreck and a joke, but they should really not let him suck on national television.

>>80355000
>the way people went crazy over the prequels when they were such shit just made ME feel crazy.

It was a simpler time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RGohIKxc9M

>>80342265
>have Death interacting with humans
>Death is by default more interesting than most humans
>make a shitty boring as fuck movie anyway

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>>80342265
>finally watch this one day, thinking it's a romantic "comedy"
>mfw it's a horror movie about a dying man having to bargain with an amoral death who's set on taking his daughter for himself, hidden behind comedic peanut butter eating moments
>mfw the ending made it seem like everything would be fine, when it wouldn't at all since Joe was fucking dead for all that time and not the man she fell in love with(unless it's all down to looks), and her dad's now dead after walking off with him

Seriously, how do you take a fucked up movie like that and turn it into a romantic one?

>>80349688
Some rough calculations on the crazy amount of energy that would take. If you consider the energy it takes to stand as 1 unit, then you have one unit of energy expended just for supporting his own body, an additional two units to negate the falling speed of the rock (assuming it has more than sufficient mass for his springing off of it to make his additional downward energy negligible) and then double that, 4 units of energy, to accelerate himself hard enough off that rock to actually increase his net height above where he started.
If he weighs 30 kilos (given his floating on snow) then he'd have to generate enough energy to support 210 kilos of weight to create acceleration, right?

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I know we all know the plane scene like the backs of our hands, but the part where the guys with the SMGs rappel in and Bane breaks his cuffs and decks CIA in the face, then two of CIA's men turn around and start beating up two of Bane's tied up men who aren't a threat to anyone for no reason despite all the chaos going on cracks me up every time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Li998pZxwU&t=3m8s

>>80348558

Best ending for this movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAhQAUf-BRc&feature=share&ytbChannel=Summer%20King

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The suicide scene from Cache. The way he so suddenly does it and just flops over, and the other guy's lack of reaction is funny in an obviously unintentional way. It's still a pretty fantastic scene though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neQoAUP-zsc

>>80354700
>>80354917
>>80355000

Reminder that this movie was made a year after Fellowship of the Ring, which had CGI that still holds up today.
How the fuck did this happen

>>80345212
"MEDIC!" does it for me.

>>80355694
That movie is mostly CGI. Which is why it's shit. Same for the Hobbit movies. They look like shit because it's all fake.

LoTR was mostly practical effects with splashes of shitty CGI.

>>80349682
Ghandi helped India regress.

Fucking worthless cunt, now they shit in designated streets like animals and risk nuclear fire from their paki dog neighbours.

Good job Ghandi, have a banana sticker.

>>80355694
They thought it was a good idea to make the world look like a futuristic superclean place by employing CGI that made everything "clean"-looking since there's no details.

agua

>>80355594
lel that's not how having your jugular slit works, frenchies.

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>>80348196
>>80349525
i laughed in class during this scene

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If you didn't download the test print for X-men Origins and howl with laugher you have no fucking soul. Kinda off topic I know.

To be more on topic, any time "fortunate son" starts playing, you fuckers have memed to hard and too greedily.

>>80356197
Anymore workprint kino like this?

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When Jesus talks to spiderman at the end of the piece of shit called Silence

The few people in the theater that were awake by that point chuckled and laugherd at how bad it was

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>>80356255
I don't seem to have truck one, I saved this one during the great Javert posting.

>you now remember Javert posting

How long have I been in this prison now?

>>80351963
Lol daring synthesis achieved

>>80341749
No one else in the theater thought his voice was funny but I couldn't stop laughing when I first heard it on the plance scene. Sounding so obviously dubbed over made it even worse, and I just couldn't understand how no one else thought it was funny.

>>80356467
Jesus you can get better explosions in after effects

>>80356734
Its still better then the original version where you literally couldn't understand what he says

>>80341749
this. I thought the theater I was watching it in had a joke copy with a fake voice or something, but I guess he really was supposed to sound like that for you

>>80356871
Obviously they had to dub over his lines, but they could have done a better job making it sound more natural.

>>80341925
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-6GPUtuPk8

>>80356392
But it's christianism!!! It IS allowed to be a glorified audiobook when it's about christian struggle!

>>80352838
>the brony defense

>>80348000
checked

>>80349584
cause they just grabbed some random people and put them in makeup instead of getting stunt people with any kind of physical charisma

desu it was probably family members of producers or george's friends

>>80348196
There's a lot of funny scenes there.

-the ultra jew kid selling candies while they are waiting for the train that will take them to their deaths.
-they fucking buy one and share it.
-When he finds his friend and she is pregnant now. He had a crush on her I think.
-the megajews asking him to stop playing so they can listen to the sound of a coin hitting a table.
-when he is starving and can't open the can of pickles.
-when he is almost shot by russians.

>>80350450
Me too, my friends all got mad because I wasn't taking it seriously. Fuck that fanfiction

>>80348904

Yea, same

>>80350403
They put that clip in the trailer and everyone got mad at it seeing it out of context. Turns out in the actual movie, this grenade wounds him and takes him out of the war for good.

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>>80349342
everybody doing flips in the background

>>80354370
>nolan won't let anyone do second takes
>plebs always blame actors for being shit in his movies

>>80348036
>>80348075
>suplex

That's a Frankensteiner.

>>80350526
>Corey Feldman
>45 years old
>5'5"
>dancing like that in public
wew

>>80357640
its a huracanrana

>>80348928
>>80348975
They already one-upped it with the elephant scene in the next movie where he slides down the trunk as it dies.

>>80349498
>He kills his family in the prologue
did we watch the same movie?

Several fight scenes in The Dark Knight Rises are just too hilarious because of guys in the background who just fall to the ground because the movie decides the fight is over.

>>80357721
Tell that to Scott Steiner.

>>80357868
Does anyone have the webm of The Dark Knight Rises where the two sides are charging at eachother?

>>80357916
Yes

>>80357897
steiner is more straight vertical while the rana involves a spin

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>>80351904
When I was like 10 years old my friend and I liked to watch bad movies, I have fond memories of walking to the video store with him and picking out this one.

I don't have friends anymore

>>80341749
the jarring sound editing makes this impossibly hilarious

>>80349974
this character was so unintentionally fucking stupid I couldn't help but chuckle every time he spoke

A fucking cholo superhero that shoots fire? Are you fucking kidding me? And that flashback scene he had with him arguing with his wife was fucking priceless.

Also, the alligator guy was way too fucking try-hard to be funny. The "y'all are just tourists" line wanted to make me kill myself

>>80354700
You can see the green screen in Dookoo's hair 28 seconds in. lmao

>>80358163
>croc is so ugly! XD
>whatchu talking about? I'm beautiful.
>that's right big boy!

I don't remember ever seeing a more cringe-inducing exchange.

The fire-guy was the only guy with an actually interesting arc. It just didn't make any fucking sense for him to be there.

>>80342573
Shallow Grave

>>80348130
That pink girl is a cute.

When I was in 8th grade I couldn't stop laughing when they showed the boy in striped pajamas in class. I got a lot of shit by all the girls in class but I couldn't help how ridiculously dramatic the movie was.

>>80356255

I would pay extra to have a bluray bonus disk included with movies that shows the rough cut pre-special effect edit.

>>80354700
>around the survivors, a perimeter create

>>80358392
I bet you get laid alot and have many friends

>>80358731
I do. I did regret laughing so much though.

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>>80357130
oh man

>>80347888
fucking kek

Chair to the back WWE-style in Moonlight.

>>80343524
The entirety of this movie is unintentional laughter in the midst of bad jokes not landing.

THIS IS KATANA, SHE GOT MAH BACK.

>>80359075
what is this, it looks familiar?

>>80349718
I'm a gay nigga but I still take sausage

>>80354722
lmao, even the characters see through that shit acting.

https://youtu.be/07LuAmoc3a8

Just skip to the last twenty or so seconds of the video. no need to waste your time on this steaming pile of shit

>>80343151
This, I was excited to see it since all anyone ever says about Mulholland Drive is how scary that scene is. I watched this with a couple lads and we just laughed at it.

>>80359413
Outside of the football this isn't even bad compared to a lot of the shit in this thread

>>80341925
LUUUUCIO!
LUUUUCCCCIIIIIIO!!

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Unsettling early suicide scene

>>80359807

This scene still hits me pretty hard. Almost as many feels as the ending of 2 when Murtaugh thinks Riggs is dead and that slow rendition of Knocking on Heaven's Door starts playing.

"Elle" by Paul Verhoeven. A scene when her son turns out to have a black child and think its his

>>80348663
>kino
truly
https://youtu.be/QsEwyH4AdLc

>>80349974

The most hilarious thing in the movie was the flashback to his wife and family

AND THE ALREADY HAD THE FUCKING SKULL TATTOO

MOTHERFUCKER WAS LIVING SOME KIND OF CHOLO SUBURBIA WITH A GODDAMN SKULL TATTOO ON HIS FACE

>>80360543
What? You mean gangbangers have gangbanger tattoos even BEFORE they kill their families?!

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>>80352925
yes, but he was foreshadowing the imminent fall of the jedi order