>tfw too uncomfortable to go to movies that aren't rated

By not being a pedo.

>>80340603
By being a pedo

>>80340630
>>80340655
I'm getting mixed message heres. I know this isn't the
>no singles policy
meme. I just am hyper sensitive about being perceived the wrong way.

>>80340692
you are just worried people will find out your secret.

>>80340913
>hurrrrr
And I bet you think everyone that "homophobic" is secretly a gay-man, too, huh?

>>80340692
Dont listen to the redditors. Also, dont go to the cinema unless theres a movie that you absolutely have to see and dont want to wait a couple of months. Oh, and dont concern yourself with what hypocritic normals may think of you.

>>80340989
JeJ. I guess I'll just have to go with my gf then
>inb4

>>80340603

I just go see the movie. It's less awkward than you think, as long as you don't go during a prime time where the theater is full.

Go Tuesday at noon at there will be 2 families, 1 old couple, 3 singles and you.

>>80341083
That'd be a good idea to go mid-day during a weekday. Thanks mang.

>>80340988
if you spend every single waking moment talking/thinking about fags you are most likely a self hating fag that wants to be taken by force.

>>80341310
I only think about them when I'm sucking some faggot's dick, that's all.

>>80340603
Literally no one will give a shit or even glance at you, unless you wear a fedora and trenchcoat and go watch the fucking Minion movie or some shit

>>80341538
I was going to go watch that new blacksploitation film

By not being a neckbeard that watches children's cartoons.

>2017
>still going to the cinema

>>80340603
take a note pad and a pen
pretend you are a critic for something
Its that easy
>inb4 50 pasty white neckbeards in a cue with notepads

>>80341610
The movie is PG-13. The only difference between PG-13 movies and R movies is how much titties and "fuck" they put in. Most R movies are just as retarded and schlocky and anything else. Even the movies that are made as "art" are rarely any more intellectually or artistically stimulating that your average porno
>oh wow, neon lights and cinematographic that follows some basic rules everyone learns in film school! wow!

>>80340603
wear a shirt and tie anon. Nice ones.

It's a known fact pedophiles don't wear ties

Don Draper modo

>>80341674
*cinematography
lel

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>>80341695
That would make you like like even more of a creep

i have friends so its not an issue