>we want joseph gordon levitt in drag but can't afford

>>80335533
>we want the girl next door cheaper alternative to Jennifer Lawrence with pornstar tier implants
>say no more

>>80335533
>We want JGL but with an Oscar.

>>80335533
How did this uggo ever get a role in hollywood?

>I want my dick sucked
>she's already under your desk sir

>we want a good actress, triggering whiny crybaby alt-right spergs on message boards would be a good bonus

>>80337367
did you not see her nudes, she's a total slut.

she sucked off producers and directors like crazy.

I fucking hate her shiny bowling ball forehead. It's always so oily.

>we want a prettier glau

>>80337908
So is mine.

>>80338132
How many extra chromosomes do you have?

>>80338195
4

u

>>80338207
That, kids, is what happens when mommy loves daddy very much, but he's also her uncle.

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>no, the other one

>>80335533

how did the kid 3rd rock become an A-lister to begin with

it's like some bizzaro universe shit right there