>Will we die, just a little? No seriously, what did

>>80332466
bump

He was speaking to the audience, who had died just a little watching the film.

does anyone know what colors are his eyes?

he wanted to play a board game together after he escape

>>80332466
Why did they cast chief Sitting Bull as Aryan Magic Hitler?

dullest

>>80332466
Didn't see the movie, but I guess it has something to do with horcruxes.

>>80333439
This

>>80333439
Honestly enjoyed this 10 times more than any of the Potter films.

>>80334363
Then you're a fucking idiot.
There was no plot.
There were 20 minutes given to a terribly uninteresting story about a boy who is an obscurial (which is also never properly explained) so that they can have a 5 minute "big bad" scene at the end.

>>80334391
Dunno senpai, just liked the atmosphere better. The execution scene was amazing with plainfu crying while the executioners just stand there smiling. Plus I actually ended up liking each of the main characters to varying degrees by the end of the film. Can't say that about Potter, noone was likable except Hagrid.

>>80334391
>Then you're a fucking idiot.

You have to deal with it.

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We all die a little when we watch one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the seriesüf only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but itüfs certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books are g-g-good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King

>>80332466
Watch Graves-elwald's reaction when Newt is talking about Dumbledore. I think we're going to find that Newt and Dumbledore were lovers, and Grindelwald is jealous, which is why he SENTENCED NEWT AND TINA TO DEATH for bringing beasts into NYC, with basically no trial and only circumstantial evidence.

>>80334806
that book list is absolute shit.
russian literature is better than the whole us and western europe combined.

>>80334391
>"there was no plot"
>complains when there's 20 min of plot

kek

>>80334806
What's sure is that this pasta was easily one of the dullest franchise in the history of pastas. Each thread following the autistic virgins and their pals from /tv/ as they fight assorted redditors has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the shitty .pngs, the threads only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of memes, all to make discussion unmagical, to make words seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when moot vetoed the idea of Zuckerberg owning the boards; he made sure this shithole would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for his shitty website canv.as. The 4chan boards series might be anti-Jewish (or not), but it's certainly the anti-tumblr in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least /lit/ is g-g-good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; their taste is terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time anon wanted to speak, he used a green arrow.

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that character was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. 4chan's mind is so governed by cliches and dead memes that they have no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of 4chan by the same Reddit. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are browsing 4chan at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to browse Reddit." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you browse "4chan" you are, in fact, trained to browse Reddit.

>>80335064
Top tier
France

High tier
Russia, Germany, Italy

Meh tier
England
Spain

Bad tier
USA

>>80335513
t. Pierre Froggy