>Have a funeral scene of main protagonist >main protagonist

>an elderly woman/mother is wearing a hat with a black feathery type material that covers one eye

>>80312382
name 16 films that do this

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>>80312382
get over it John

>policeman gets shot
>cut to bagpipes

>>80312382
>protagonist has 8 shits in 1 day, their asshole isn't bleeding when they wipe it.

>helicopter scene
>it aint me starts playing

>main character turns from explosion and walks away calmly and without care

>character goes to fridge
>they have food in it.

Funerals are weird, in the movies they always seem so structured, seats and all. I went to one recently and people just stood all over the place haphazardly chatting, not listening to the priest or anything. Even the bereaved who you'd expect to be taking it most seriously just stood where they wanted.

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>victim was killed by a shot from a long distance

>the killer must be a marine scout sniper

>>80312645
>''All headshots...this guy's a professional''

>>80312636
Same with weddings

>main character wakes up
>he doesn't spent the next 20 minutes curled over the toilet vomiting

>>80312390
>extremely stoic older man not reacting to anything
>kid looks up at their parent, sees them crying, then looks down at the ground
>woman heavily weeping while clutching hard to her jewelry or bible

>>80314177
>shot of main character pulling his covers aside to get into bed
>he doesn't have to brush aside 15 or 20 yellowed, crusty tissues lying on the bed to the floor

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I've been to a number of funerals

1) most of the service is in a church

2) it's usually a bright sunny day and not raining like in the movies.

3) everyone attending is not dressed in black

>>80312478
the bagpipes was the killer?

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>season finale where the main character gets shot and may or may not be alive for next season

Name 18 movies released in the last month that feature any of these tropes.

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>>80312382
>character has eyes
>is able to see

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>>80314177
>main character wakes up
>he doesn't spend the next 4 hours lying hopelessly in bed recalling everything that went wrong in his life

who the fuck are they making these flicks for

>>80315204
Almost perfect but you fukd up with jewellery/bible part. Correct item is a handbag.

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>>80315824
>people are in the movie

>>80315840
>who the fuck are they making these flicks for
I wish I knew, man. I can't relate to these characters they keep showing us at all.

>filename
I looked this movie up on Wikipedia and IMDB, it looks interesting. Are you German? Would you recommend it?

>>80316732
I'm not German, but it's one of my favorite films. Unironically kino.

>>80316441
>Mom puts on a movie
>A movie? This bitch.....
>She knows I will only watch Bee Movie
>This BETTER be Bee Movie
>Movie starts
>It isn't Dreamwork's Bee Movie
>I look over at her
>she appears oblivious
>probably tired from a long day of work
>I loosen my vocal cords and open my mouth as wide as it will possibly open
>I look over at her again
>she still doesn't have a grasp of the situation, she's even smiling, watching this stupid flick that ISN'T Bee Movie
>I let loose a screech loud enough to be heard five section 8 apartments over
>mom appears startled
>I screech again
>she frantically gets up and starts rummaging through her DVD collection for Bee Movie
>I keep screeching
>finally the bitch finds Dreamwork's Bee Movie and hits play
>I don't stop screeching throughout the whole movie in order to establish that she shouldn't
EVER make a mistake like this EVER AGAIN
>she goes to bed crying
>wait for her to cry herself to sleep
>loom over her while she's sleeping
>have to keep wiping the grease off my forehead so it doesnt fall on her and wake her up
>Screech the loudest yet directly in her eardrums, waking her up instantly
>waddle back to my bed, satisfied
Mission Accomplished!
Mission accomplished.

>>80317087
>Bee Movie
>Not frozen
B Grade taste anon

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>go to funeral IRL
>when the casket is being lowered people start screaming and trying throw themselves in the grave

>character goes to bed
>doesn't tug one off to get to sleep

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>>80317087

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>>80317993
>character doesn't spend all night masturbating

>>80317087
>>have to keep wiping the grease off my forehead so it doesnt fall on her and wake her up
kek thanks anon