Bvs is still being discussed, meanwhile you don't even remember

>>80309708

Obnoxious shilling

>>80310009
/thread.

Winner dosen't need to make a point anymore. It did it once and did it great.

Now bad loser just need to make a loud noices like fat feminazis to get taken seriously.

>>80309708
Tony Stark

The villain in Civil War was Iron Man, retard

>>80309708
>Iron Man and Zemo

Total disaster on your part, DCshill. Sad!

>>80310176
wow it you took 16 minutes to find the villain's name

>>80309708
I remember Zemo's plan better than Lex's because Zemo's plan makes way more sense, largely because the actual plan was to tear the Avengers apart and make them fight each other. Lex's plan was to unleash Doomsday; all the Batman V Superman stuff, which should have been the crux of the film, was ultimately Lex devising a convoluted distraction.

Marthaaaa!

>>80310136
>did it great
Lmaoooooooooooo
For real though I honestly spit my fucking drink everywhere reading that

>>80309708
CW had a villain??

>>80310301
Civil War was about a family being torn apart. Batman vs Superman was about two douchebags crying in the rain about mommy and daddy.

>>80309708
Cunt Zima...i don't know how Marvel got away with that.

>>80310755
Tony literally cries about mommy and daddy the whole movie

>>80309708
Civil War didn't have a villain.
It's in the damn title, its civil war between the protagonists.
Basically it's Tony against Cap.

>>80310755
Civil war was literally about tony crying like a faggot about mommy and daddy and about some dead nigger that died

>BvS is still being mocked while a 7/10 movie gets rarely commented, like every normally good, not memeable movie out there.

Seems right, what would be the problem?

BvS is still discussed because it was that bad, we still can't believe it.

Civil war was competent but overall bland, not great not shit not really worth talking about.

>>80309708
same reason why everyone remembers the Titanic bu no one the Olympic

trainwecks and disasters are more memorable

civil war was seriously boring as shit, I don't know how people can enjoy these marvel films

I need backup in this thread ASAP! DCbro Discord team where you at??????

>>80310858
only great movies remain relevant and discussed after their release...cry some more mccuck

>>80309708
Only thing I remember from CW was that part where they're at an empty airport and they run towards each other.
Hilarious scene.

>>80311032
Remember, marvelets heights are MAXIMUM 5 foot 8. They're never any taller

>>80311106
>Remember, marvelets heights are MAXIMUM 5 foot 8. They're never any taller

So they're taller than Zack Synder? Impressive

>>80311037

You mean masterpieces like TDKR or Steven Seagal movies that turn into memes?

>>80309708
Bvs is airing on HBO

Seen it 5 more times now

>>80309708
BvS is constantly dicussed on how shit it was.

>>80311151
Still manlets lmaooo

>thread about arrogant DCucks getting blown the fuck out
>some shill will yell MARVEL BTFO DC WON regardless

Every time

>>80309708
in fairness, I can't remember the name of that stupid monster thing from bvs either

>>80311244
Nobody is getting btfo sperg lol
It's autist from both sides spewing stupid shit

>>80311278
You mean Dumboday?

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>>80311244
>>80310858
>>80310604
>>80310868
>>80311208

>>80309708
Maybe because DC fags won't shut up about it and can't accept the fact it sucks? Self Fulfilling Prophecy at its finest

What about Suicide Squad? Do you remember Katana? She's got my back.

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>>80311472

Marvel would be perfect if they stopped pandering to nu-males and the Femistasi, then we could have adult story lines with realistic scenarios and no more plain looking Carter women cuntsplaining, and no kick ass chicks escaping from Winter Soldiers and bombs alike because they hid behind a chair or something equally dumb.

>>80310719
A villain with no powers and plans that literally hinged on luck. Like Lex.

>>80311393
>say goodnight, mouse cuck

Unlike BvS, Civil War's plot was an array of lazy writing to justify the conflict which was exclusively rooted in the characters' emotional development over of the course of the series

Instead of marveling at the writing, one marvel's at the tumblr gifs of the characters looking really sad or goes and watches the fight scenes on youtube.


BvS had much loftier ambitions that many would argue it failed to meet.

>>80309708
Bad movies are more fun to discuss than mediocre movies

>>80311945
They're both mediocre movies. Civil War being one of the weakest Marvel movies, just above Thor and BvS being another mediocre DC movie but better than the shitfest that was Suicide Squad.

>>80311945
You have terrible taste anon, take your terrible taste back from where you came from.

>>80311472
i'd love to get in her back if u know what i mean haha

>>80309708
Because civil war is run of he mill corporate hollywood at it's absolute worst void of any emotion. BvS made people angry and put people in a state of awe, it's etched itself into cinematic history.

>>80312134
All capeshit is bad

there is my taste good yet?

>>80310009
>>80310053
It was voted /tv/'s film of the year. The only shills here are from Disney trying to subvert the board into hating BvS.

>>80312279
Proof?

>>80311032
don't bully danielle please

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>these people share your board

>>80312258
No, it's still pretty terrible. Obviously.

>>80312295
http://www.strawpoll.me/11832323/r

>>80312378
Now post a photo of yourself

These threads always confuse me. Ostensibly, yes, I think that BvS has fans, but no that many and not that many on /tv/. My reasoning? (Well, I have never studied forensics, debate, argumentation, etc. formally, which is okay. I don't think anyone on 4chan has or if they do...they don't employ it after all. Why would they? What could they even possibly gain?) I figure that there are a few primary motivations for writing these threads. Fun. I.e. shitposting, baiting, flaming, informal argumentation, etc. One gets to do all of the above and more. Shilling. I.e. Someone gets paid to do this. Fetishism. I.e. Others might get a thrill by being insulted or coming up short like a form of masochism or love for anonymous humiliation. E.g. The guy that make cuck or 'am I gay' threads on /b/ that usually involve some elaborate story of dubious consent and enjoyment--the OP usually relishes being called a cuck or a faggot or discussing the fantasy they present as reality. The genuine article. I.e. Someone actually enjoys the movie, which I will refer you to the initial three reasons as the primary movers...but I'm sure there are some that really passionately like this film in this thread.

What do you think? We have the same threads day after day all over this imageboard. I have only been here ten years; but yet, what's really going on here?

>>80309708

BVS had massive pacing and editing issues. I didn't feel like I was watching a movie but instead a bunch of loosely related short clips. Not to mention that moronic scene where Batman was about to kill Superman but only stopped because their mothers shared the same name. 5/10 movie

>>80312378
I looked at that charles dudes twitter and now its full of shit he would always spam against when first found and the likes. This + 163K tweets makes me think he's actually mentally ill and his entire "identity" is based on what /v/, /tv/ and /co/ are pushing

>>80312500
You just didnt get it

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>Record scratch
>Freeze frame

People are still talking about BvS? Since when? Even if they are they're probably talking about how much it sucked. That's the only way a conversation about that movie can take place.

>>80312456
JAJA DC KINO

Fuck off Dannyboytbh.

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>>80312456

Batman V Superman is a solid 2/10
Civil War is even worse.

>>80312500
This is like a post someone who didn't even watch the movie would make

>>80310832
That doesn't stop him to fight captain america to get trough winter soldier, his motivations are clear and focused the whole movie, and their ideals are more nuanced, you can be on the side of either hero depending on your point of view. BvS stop the fights because the two heroes' mothers have the same name and they're actually both good guy all along and join each other to fight a bigger bad guy in the end, truly a complex philosophical theme.

>>80309708
>BvS still talked about
Infamy isn't good.

>>80310136
>noices

>>80311743
That's the only good thing aabout that movie, if you respect the values f the oscar that is

>>80313032
lol watched this last night

>>80313419
Tell that to hitler.

>>80311945
Civil war goes in depth to show the consequences of the actions of the heroes in the previous movies, that point, if the heroes have to be regulated or not, is one of the reason of the divide of the team, plus the murder of the parents of stark by winter soldier who get protected by cap because friendship.
Superman fight batman because batman kills and luthor kidnapped his mother, while batman his afraid of the power of superman.

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>>80310851

>>80309708
Like most Marvel movies, it was fairly generic.

BVS whether you liked it or not had something interesting going on. Even if that something interesting was "bad" in your estimation, that breeds discussion.

>>80310832
while batman cries about them through the whole franchise

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>>80310009

Obnoxious reality.

>>80311393
this site is for 18+

>>80313641
>Civil war goes in depth to show the consequences of the actions of the heroes in the previous movies
lmao

>>80310851

Iron Man 3 was literally him crying over witnessing wow big battle in New York. Why do people like this Tony Stark again? Got dem quips?

>>80313641
"Civil War" felt as in depth as an anal fisting, gave me about the same pleasure.

BvS is being discussed because it was terrible and retarded and people either acknowledge that fact or pretend not to.

Civil War was a great popcorn flick and it's generally accepted it a pretty good movie, not much else to say.

>>80313788
not an argument faggot, i will concede that it doesn't go in a complex situation, but the stakes are clear and well explained, in a way that even any child could understand. BvS failled at that by creating a big monster to fight that ruined the point of the fight in the first place while pretending to be a story for "adults".

its not about the villians name, but what he did.

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>>80313805
>Why do people like this Tony Stark again?

What's sad is how CA:CW is about Caps renouncing his citizenship for his Bucky faggotry and to live out their remaining lives in some negro republic or other.

I'd say Marvel is ridiculously out of touch with reality, but pic related illustrates what an understatement that is...

>latina dyke with two mothers
>one of the most powerful entities in the new Marvel universe

>>80313724
give the pic blue eyes

>>80313983
Kek is that Captain "America"?

because marvel doesn't need to center their marketing around realigning public opinion

>>80313914
>>80313914
Civil war tell a story to children about broken friendships over politics and revenge. BvS pretend to be for adults when it's just two heroes uniting against a big bad guy conveniently making them forgeting the consequences of their actions

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BvS tried to do ""something"" but it went terrible

Civil War was bland as fuck and boring

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>>80314296
>BvS pretend to be for adults when it's just two heroes uniting against a big bad guy conveniently making them forgeting the consequences of their actions

BvS was about the division in America at the time of its release, the consequences and the results.

Pic related. lol, irrelevent stuff, amirite?

>>80314478
terribly wrong*

ughh

Yes I do. It was gazibo. Or deebo?
And the punisher

>>80313641
>Civil war goes in depth to show the consequences of the actions of the heroes in the previous movies

No it doesnt

>>80314478
This.

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>>80309708
I mean do you really want to chalk it up as a win that people are still talking about how terrible something was?

People still talk about 9/11 too, OP.

>>80314296
That's all glib shit, there's nothing beneath the surface. Name any nuance to Civil War beyond the most pathetic veneer of a conflict. It's a shallow movie. Don't reply to me with another synopsis.

>>80309708
doctor pavel im CIA

>>80309708
>Bvs is still being discussed

thats because DC autists keep making threads about it

theres nothing to discuss about it other than how bad it sucked. CW sucked too but at least Marvelcucks don't pretend it was some arthouse shit

>>80314505
eh. not exactly the deepest insight to say that an invincible space Jesus came to earth and an entire city got assblasted as a result, people would probably be divided about what to do about that.

But no, there is not a secret trump metaphor in your batman movie you delusional cucksman.

No critic whatsoever seems to notice how poorly Civil War is directed, shot, choreographed, etc. Even the plot gets flatout retarded at times (teleportating across the globe Captain America, Bucky vs Zemo, etc) When people ITT say Civil War is bland that's a massive fucking understatement. The Russos need to be called out. I could forgive Civil War's boring plot (seriously there are shills ITT saying the avengers are a family? When has ANYONE but Cap and Scarjo acted like a family?) if it was shot well. Double standards all I'm saying.

>>80314739
Because it wasn't. It was fine. Workman-like but fine.

>>80309708
It's not being discussed, you just spam the board with threads about it every day. That's called a self fulfilling prophecy, idiot.

>>80309708
It was Baron Killgrave, wasn't it?

>>80311860
Don't call batman that. His latest movie sucks but he's still a cool guy.

>>80314739
Pretty sure Armond commented on that shit, but I completely agree. Marvel gets it's directors from tv, and it shows, which makes it worse that tv is actually getting so much more better production quality, especially with all this niche streaming stuff. They couldn't even hire some talented tv directors. They are lowest effort shit, Snyder got an professional education on this, and it shows in his films.

>>80309708
Shit is more memorable than mediocre

>>80314013
No that's Miss America Chavez. Different character that has absolutely nothing to do with Captain America.

>>80310669
Why does every Zack Snyder fan sound like a child?

>>80313501
I don't, Star Trek Beyond had much better makeup, among other things.

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>>80314971
>Chavez

Sounds like there's some going back she needs to do.

>>80312493
maybe just maybe the movie is actually good

>>80315009
It was bland as fuck though, I bet nobody remembered it, or even watched it haha. That's probably why people voted for Suicide Squad

>>80312807
Truly the Citizen Kane of capekino.

>>80313374
This is like a post someone who didn't even watch the movie would make. You just defend it to fit in with the other crazies without having watched it, don't you? That's the only explanation that makes sense.

>>80314505
Lol, you wish. It was about an alien submiting to the united states to justify his action and a man jealous of this power of his, blaming him for the destruction of the city, both having different view on how to be a hero, uniting in the end to fight the personification of lust of power created by a corrupt business man. It wasn't about the responsabilityof the people in the decline of their civilisation, it was about politician trying to regulate a power greater than them and a bad guy being created for the quest of power to replace his need to have children. I don't see how either luthor or trump can be a parallel to trump. That's what i'm saying, you have to add layers upon layers of irony to see any "deep" message when it is flat out said for you. And don't pretend like civil war wasn't about different opinions on the way to manage power and technology.

>>80313983
>What's sad is how CA:CW is about Caps renouncing his citizenship for his Bucky faggotry and to live out their remaining lives in some negro republic or other.
As opposed to Superman terrorizing the US military while in country, and people building him monuments out of fear. Talk about character assassination.

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>>80314708

Clark Kent/Superman = rural America
Bruce Wayne/Batman = urban America
Lex Luthor = elite America
Diana Prince/Wonder Woman = assimilated immigrant America

Nice try, faggot.

>>80315073
>It was bland as fuck though
You know what? It wasn't. I know that's your go-to criticism for when you dislike something but are too dumb to understand why, but that movie had proper Star Trek pacing and is was a humongous improvement over the previous 2 turds. Suicide Squad might have been a decent movie at some point, but the editing didn't let us see it. Leto's Joker was just plainly infuriating to behold.

>>80315341
You're just describing traits about those characters, they don't represent any of those at all.

>>80314822
i thought it was Loki?! i'm not sure...

>>80314590
That's what i said, it's a movie aiming to children doing a better job to tell a story about conflicted heroes who fight each other over different ideals. It's for kids ! There is no nuance, it's clear and easy. BvS failed to be some sort of sophisticated stories about two heroes who love their mother and are manipulated by a bad guy (kinda how cival war is) but pretend to be aiming at "adult". It's essentialy the same shit but civil war doesn't claim or believe that they are smart to tell it while bvs make you believe only adults could understand that when it's just retarded autist who can't grow up who have to see a capeshit movie to "understand" politics

baron wazmo

>>80313714
>through the whole franchise

>has literally been in one film of this franchise

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>>80314912
I mean, yeah.

I remember audibly saying "what the fuck" in the theater when the movie opened with the muh dead parents poem that included the line "what falls, is fallen." Its like it was written by an iamverysmart.jpg middle schooler.

I remember immediately thinking they should have cut the manbat sequence.

I remember immediately being confused about what the knightmare was supposed to be about and why they had the flash tease awkwardly tagged on at the end. I remember being confused about why Batman is psychic.

I remember being annoyed with how poorly they executed the "Batman is killing people belligerently for no reason because he's sad that his dead sidekick died vaguely at some point and maybe also because Superman did 9/11."

I remember thinking it was immediately dumb that the Wayne Industries employees hadn't considered leaving the building before the owner told them to.

I remember thinking how convenient it was that some unnamed person got molested with candy and gave Lex Luthor every plot device in Lex's first scene. I remember wondering why nobody even tried turning on the spaceship for 15 months until Lex showed up.

I remember the audience laughing about Martha.

I remember some little kid having to leave.

I remember wondering why they thought the JLA tease email scene was passible.

I remember thinking how if I wanted to think of the dumbest, most fucking belligerent iamverydeep Zack Snyder symbolism, I would have never guessed "US Senator gets blown up by a space9/11 survivor's wheelchair bomb after reading a message on a mason jar of full of piss."

>>80315341
You're fucking wrong ! Clark represent the foreigner and batman the redneck who blame the destruction of society on him. Luthor represent the meddling of corporation into politics. And even if the crap you tell is true, explain to me how BvS discuss about the different issues of rural, urban, elite and assimilated america ? If you are so smart you understood the movie, and i'm stupid since i clearly didn't see those things, could you tell me how it makes sense ?

>>80315479
That's what I think the main problem with Snyder is. He wants to have a vision, but ends up compromising with studio executives. He wants to have a visual style, but ends up ripping off the wachowskis. I think this video sums him up pretty well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVIB9sGYeUw

>>80315609
>I remember being annoyed with how poorly they executed the "Batman is killing people belligerently for no reason because he's sad that his dead sidekick died vaguely at some point and maybe also because Superman did 9/11."
Jesus Christ, this. When he lost Jason in the comics, it only made him more obsessive about working alone and separating himself from the shitheads he fought, it didn't make him thin the line. It brought the darker era of batman with it, but he never changed his rules, that's not what a sociopath does.

>>80315616
>explain to me how BvS discuss about the different issues of rural, urban, elite and assimilated america ?
Well, they wipe out smallville and metropolis. So we need to burn society into the ground and rebuild from the... ashes. Snyder is basically Bane.

>>80315687
I promise you that i found the visuals fantastics, the story can be good too, the only thing that bother me is that its pretend to have intellectual ideas for adults when it's fucking superman agains batman. If i want a commentary on society i will read the news or some book about it, not go see a super heroes movie. That's my main problem with this movie, it pretend to have high ideals when it's just a fucking movie for children... What's worse is when 4chan praise this as some complex description of american society post-9/11. It's not, it's two dudes in spandex fighting a big monster

>>80315687

It'll only get worse. Wonder Woman's director seems to be taking Synder's slowmo from 300 and putting it in half the movie. Where's that third trailer at to show me more slow mo...

>>80315836
>I promise you that i found the visuals fantastics,
That's about the only thing he has improved upon over the years. He dropped the "I want to make the matrix" bullshit and developed a more generic visual style.

>>80315833
But why ? That doesn't explain why every caracters represents different aspects of american society. Why are those cities destroyed ? Why do we need to rebuild it ? How does those personalities affect the story about it ?

>>80315855
Why is it a bad thing doing slowmo for a bunch of the action scenes? I know you kids say it's bad all the fucking time just like you pan CGI all the fucking time, but 300 is a great looking movie. I'd rather see slowmo than what they give us in the Nolan and Russo capeshits.

Bad movies are more fun to talk about than mediocre ones

>>80315914
I don't think the anon who made that comment put much thought into it, or that Snyder had that point of view at any point during the production.

>>80315924
>Why is it a bad thing doing slowmo for a bunch of the action scenes? I know you kids say it's bad all the fucking time just like you pan CGI all the fucking time, but 300 is a great looking movie
It's really jarring and overused at this point, The Matrix came out in late '99.

So if they were to deport Supes for being an illegal immigrant, where would they send him to? He's stealing captain marvel's job. Make America great again.

>>80312424
>229 votes
kek.

how much of an absolute drone do you have to be to think that abortion is better than even The VVitch?

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>>80316482
How many people do you think browse this shithole at any one time?

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>>80316557
DELET THIS

>>80316620
At least a couple thousand. Ask anything you want on a circlejerk thread and get the results you expect. Ask hundreds of times until the poll gets the results you like, use those results.
It's that e-z

>>80316557
I love how the MCUck who made this put ben affleck in front of the BVS audience score in order to hide it

>>80316707
Or you're clinging to the audience score because it's the only postivie thing about that movie. The audience score which gets flooded with fanboys and can be easily manipulated.

>>80316681
So why do you consider over 200 votes laughable? Also this was the only poll on /tv/ ever conducted.

>>80316557
to be fair daredevil was ahead of its time
dc and marvel plebs will never understand though

>>80316772
*revolving around the MOTY, of course.

>>80316758
>critics aren't fanboys

kys

>>80316873
>false equivalency
Shut the fuck up, mong.

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>>80316707
>still trying to make MCUck a thing.
>pretending that an audience score of 60 isn't dogshit tier for a tentpole studio blockbuster

>>80316620
mootles said 400,000 ips went through here in 2013

remove 50,000 for bots
remove 200,000 for 'lurkers' if something went down(i think it was the boston bombing that year)
remove 10,000 for the waifucaust evaders
that's still 140,000 and /tv/ was still slower than /g/ back then

>>80316932
>critics aren't human

kys

>>80316951
>strawman

>>80310851
>some dead nigger that died
kek

>>80316948
mind you though this could be a lie to justify what he did to this board since he probably knew it was better off being left alone than turning into this garbage bin it is now

>>80316942
Then why hide it? MCUck?

>>80309708
The villain was Baron Zemo.

>>80316976
>imagine being this retarded

>>80315790

He was going to kill the Joker when Jason died.

You know who stopped him? Superman.

Educate yourself.

>>80317043
Why pretend bvs was good ? dcuck

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>>80317109
I dont think you have to imagine being retarded anon.

>>80317227
>get btfo
>m-muh strawman

Yeah I do

>>80317043
gotta paste the sadfleck meme somewhere. Where would you put it?

Why are you actually making the effort to suggest there was a conspiracy from some shitposter to cover up the fact that BvS got a 60% in the audience score? thats a bad score. what are you doing?

>>80317212
So THIS is the brain power of your average marvel fanboy...

>>80315009
>Star Trek Beyond had much better makeup, among other things
Yes, we've seen the meme Facebook loves to circulate showcasing one out of several SS characters next to a throwaway alien that's the focus of the movie for 10 mins. tops

>>80317297
Because it destroys your whole shitty argument that BvS is somehow universally hated

>some shitposter
they're called autistic MCUcks, shitposters are actually funny and aren't paid to make shitty memes

>>80317386
Dont bother with these retards
MCUcks have a child's understanding on the inner workings of filmmaking

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>>80317274
not that guy. you just seem a bit thick and it was a good opportunity to call you retarded because of how you framed the post.
>Yeah I do
sick comeback. regardless of whether or not you have to imagine what it would be like to be retarded, you sure are demonstrating what it would be like to be retarded.

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>>80317600
>not that guy

>>80317386
>Yes, we've seen the meme Facebook loves to circulate showcasing one out of several SS characters next to a throwaway alien that's the focus of the movie for 10 mins. tops
How does that make the makeup any worse, though? You're clutching to straws.
>>80317564
Stop replying to your own posts, it's embarrassing.

>>80317478
Sorry but nobody cares that much about marvel's movies. It's the obsessive snyder fanboys who post this thread every few hours and are completely oblivious about the garbage they watch. You're just perpetually pissed about people not letting you have your circlejerks in here.

>>80317787
This, I 100% agree, I love MARVEL!

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>>80317787
>>80317908
>stop replying to your own posts, it's embarrassing

>>80317863
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEE STOP LIKING THIS MOVIE THAT I DON'T LIKE

>>80315609
>I remember the audience laughing about Martha.

Your audience was based as fuck IMO

BvS ended up being more enjoyable than Civil War for all the wrong reasons

>>80317965
what's the name of your warner discord shill room?? you'd think they would give you guys a few reaction images from the site instead of stock images from google

>>80317908
>>80317965
Are you 12?

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>>80317478
>Because it destroys your whole shitty argument that BvS is somehow universally hated
not my argument. not anyone's argument. what does that have to do with anything? I think BvS is a fantastically bad movie. It's a beautiful disorganized disaster made by a self-important moron, and I love it because of that. I dont give a shit if it was literally "universally hated." The world is full of stupid people that love garbage, why would you think anyone is arguing that it is "universally hated?"

Do you personally understand the fallacies you're employing? Do you really not see how you're being intellectually dishonest? Moving the goalposts all the way to whining about some troll that goosed you good with a photoshop apparently will never make BvS any less of a dogshit mess.

>they're called autistic MCUcks
lol remember when some of the DCucks started trying to call themselves DCucks during the height of BvS shitposting because they thought if they embraced the label people would stop calling them that? Where you there? Did they hurt you?

Also I'm pretty sure nobody here actually gives a shit about Marvel. BvS threads endure because its been consistently fun to fuck with autistic people that desperately defend belligerent schlock. I'll evanspost all goddamn day and I haven't even seen Civil War.

>>80317999
You don't like this movie, it's physically impossible. You just enjoy feeling part of a group, even if it's online.

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>>80318039
>>80318053
>this desperate samefagging

>>80318088
I never thought this would be able to be used effectively before but here it goes: Stop projecting

>>80309708
Civil War was the biggest piece of shit. I'm glad I stopped watching it after that gay ass Black Panther scene

>>80309708

because /tv/ only discusses bad movies

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>>80309708
>Baron Nemo
>literally who

>>80318091
Oh wow, how mad are you right now?

>>80318119
Stop pretending to like movies ironically, it never ends well for you.

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>>80318083
TL;DR

>cuckposting

>>80310970
Holy shit it's so boring. So much talking about fucking what? Who can sit through that?

>>80318091
>stock image again
>new trailer just came out with someone linking directly to his twitter which features people we know that shill this shit here
your time has come, marketer

>>80318183
>muh movie bout hard pecs and oiled men is da best
What a turbofaggot

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>>80318183
DCucks confirmed for illiteracy.

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>>80318173
>it never ends well for you.

>>80318173
You can call me all sorts of names but I am not scared to tell you that I am being sincere. Also why don't you act like this in Marvel threads?

>>80318300
Nobody called you names, I don't think you can read very well.

>>80318203
>>80318250
>>80318251
NO ONE ITT CARES ABOUT YOUR DUMB CHILDREN'S MOVIES

GO SHILL IN A MARVEL THREAD

>>80318251
>2manycucks.jpg

>>80318375
You do care about dumb children's movies, that's what this thread is about.

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>>80318460
>invokes 9/11 with ultrarealist destruction porn
>children's movie

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>>80309708
>discussed

You mean made fun of.

>>80318540
>invokes 9/11 with ultrarealist destruction porn
Just like dragon ball z. Except that's for mature adults and not children, grow up.

>>80318565
>MCUcks rely on shitty tumblr memes in their effort to counter capekinoposting

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>>80318626
No NOT like Dragon Ball Z you DUMB manchild

>>80314974
target audience

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>>80317564
I AGREE SNYDERKINO

>>80314974
>>80318775
>I am a marvel fan and am extremely smart and well articulate unlike those who prefer DC films

DISNEY SHILLS GET FUCKED

>>80318843
More like marvel own up to their public and assume they are children while dcucks are manchildren pretending to learn about politics and philosophy when watching a capeshit. It's just expose you as ilitterate

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>>80318540
>thinks lazily and stupidly cramming "adult" themes into a capeshit movie doesn't make it for children
>trying this hard to convince yourself you're not a child.

lol I remember being 15.

>>80318540
>Only an adult can see the parallels between destroyed buildings and real destruction
>Children only watch funny movies
>When i was young my mommy didn't let me watch violent movie so that mean violence and destruction in movies are themes for adult only

>>80313805
>big battle in New York

more like the great cringefest of new york.

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>>80319289
kek

>>80318723
Exactly like DBZ. In fact that cartoon for children justifies the destruction with some manner of plot point, Man of Steel does it because it looks kewls on screen. You lost the right to call anyone a manchild the second you decided to shill for these comedy films.

>>80318998
Snydercucks are like bronies in that sense.
>b-but it teaches you about morals and the human nature!
It's no coincidence that both sound like mental patients.

>>80313539
lol awesome bro :) marvel movies r so cool xd

Yeah, BvS had a really compelling villain

>Autistic Luthor and TMNT Doomsday

lmao.

>>80320363
I've been getting fed up with these fucking invalids both on /tv/ and other boards, and I've come to the conclusion that some of us are growing up, while others either aren't, or there's a large influx of younger people beginning to use these boards, and using them as means of shouting illogical assumptions and accusations at others in an attempt to belittle others and make themselves feel better about their own insecurities. Either way, there's an alarming amount of young people around here, and shit's getting real old real fast, because fuck their illogical shit is tiring.

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>>80309708
DCucks can only remember villains if they have common nouns for names and look like CGI meatballs

>>80319714
>looks back like "fuck i didn't realize"
>first day with the cape
>you never made mistakes ever

>>80316707
Audience score is useless, especially for comic book films with militant fans who fight for it.

Ben Affleck is one of the most hated human beings in america

Anyone have that picture of Jackman, Evans and Lego Batman laughing at Affleck for having a shitty RT score?

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>>80309708
Civil War was enjoyable, if sort of brainless. It was obvious not too much work went into the fight scenes, but the plot was straightforward,inoffensive, and easy to digest. In short, it was solid (if forgettable)
entertainment.

BvS was polarizing, nuanced, and didn't telegraph its leads' motivations. The characters are complex and what they say often isn't the same thing as what they think or feel. One character, Lex, lies to everyone to hide his real agenda. Another character, Bruce, has a clear agenda, but he lies too, only it's mostly to himself. It is a film that doesn't preach its message, It just leaves it there to be discovered by a fan or disregarded by a detractor. It encourages debate, interpretation, and discussion.

In short, it's art.

People know who Baron Zemo is you fucking autist

>>80324852
>BvS was nuanced
goddamn you dipshits are easy to impress

gotta bump epic /co/ capeshit

>>80310899
I like you anon

There's a DC fan discord? Please link to me. I love DC

>civil war villain's name

I'm pretty sure everyone remembers who Ironman is.

>>80309708
>Bvs is still being discussed

Get a life, retard.

Also stop tries to make us DC fans look bad.

>>80309708
Post it here too my friend. https://www.reddit.com/r/DC_Cinematic/

Autists like and are obsessed with movies normal people generally consider inferior. BvS is Sonic, Avengers is Halo.

>>80309708
Zemo. I'd take him over Lexerberg any day.

>>80325815
Explain why Bruce is really after Superman.

Explain why Lex really wants them to fight,

Hint: it's for none of the reasons that either character states to anyone aloud.

>>80314669
This has got to be major bait, or one of the most false statements I have ever read.

>>80314739
But at least the script and characters made sense.

>>80324852
I think you're confusing bad writing with nuance. Same thing that happened in Snyder's Sucker Punch is happening here: he's not aware of the plot's subtexts, so the story ends up going all over the place. I'll concede that BvS looked nicer, but it had no brains to CW's good characterisation and half-brains.

DC movies are a lot more memorable than Marvel movies. Just not for the reasons they intend.

>>80327653
Let's try something here:

Tell me what you think the plot's subtext is. and I'll do the same. I'll even go first. If you want to enter into an actual, honest discussion about it, don't read mine until you've posted your own. Here mine:

The people of the world are all in some degree of existential panic about the existence of Superman, and that very much includes Bruce Wayne who not only sees him as a threat to mankind, but a personal threat to his own legacy as a hero. Bruce, while seeing himself as a crusading knight is in fact just the hunter, just Ahab pursuing his quest not for justice, but merely vengeance, still chasing his beautiful lie that vengeance can ever bring him peace.The one man who's looking at the bigger picture is Lex Luthor, who fully intends to use Superman's reluctance to define himself in the public eye as an in-road to more power and prestige for himself. Superman is learning that there's a fine line between inspiring hope and inspiring worship and that by doing the latter, he's paving the road to hell for us with his good intentions.

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>>80309708
Literally only this board talks about BvS and its always in falseflagging threads. Even /co/ doesn't talk about BvS anymore.

You yourself are a falseflagging fag, looking for (you)s. Congratulations on that by the way.

I genuinely doubt a large percentage of /tv/ posters actually like the DCEU.

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>>80328636
yeah but what is false flagging really? BvS being shit and contrarians endlessly defending it is one of the best /tv/ memes we have because it developed organically from external circumstance (the movie is intricately, spectacularly bad) combined with internal conditions (everyone here is autistic and nitpicky and contrarian).

I'm gonna miss BvS shitposting threads most of all

>>80321075
>director failed to get proper coverage to convey intent using the language of cinema.
>director wanted to have a lexcorp cameo and literally threw it into the movie and made a big splosion because splosions are cool
you decide

>>80312424
lmao that has to be meme votes

MARTHA MARTHA MRTHA

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>>80312424
>no green room
what a faggot poll

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>>80329156
Both Lex and the existence of the Batman are right there in MoS.

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>BvS still being discussed
As a major mis-step, and memed as something more on here.
>Civil War isn't
Marveldrones will want this to be Avengers 2, but it's more of a trailer than iron man 2

>>80309708
These were the same movie, only the big dumb spectacle fight and the smaller scale personal fights were switched around.

both are firmly 5/10

>>80309708
It hit all the right memes and quips at that point in time. Tumblr at an all time high. Redditors thinking they are cool as usual out and about shilling their nonsense

Basically teenagers are fucking stupid and post a lot online

>>80309708
DC>----------------------------------------------------->marvelcuck

>>80327954
The only consistent subtext of the film is that a lot of people (including superheroes) watch too much cable news, and get really worked up over sensational misrepresentations (thus half the movie is taken up by Clark and Bruce watching TV). Which is fine, I guess, though I don't see why I should get excited for a movie to tell me not to judge things from a distance. The bigger problem is that it doesn't seem to have any solution, besides telling your imagined enemies about how much you love your mom.

The reaction to BvS is what happens when people who appropriated "nerd culture" actually get exposed to something comic-nerd-oriented.

>>80329489
The resolution is dialogue between opposing sides - finding common ground.

ITT: two fatass redditor clans pretend one is worse than the other when in fact both sides are disgusting pieces of distended capeshit

I prefer BvS over CW.
I mean, it's not much better, but Ijust don't understand why all the killing people and destroying things drama happened and 30 minutes later they're all destroying an airport and causing trafic accidents like they don't give two fucks.

>>80313914
Wow that's quite a compliment given your anal desires

>>80329506
but zack snyder is a dude-bro and bvs is pure appropriation that fails to understand a single aspect of what was appropirated

>>80309708
BvS was kino, that's why

>>80329754
>it's not much better,
Wait, it's not better at all.

>>80329979
Incorrect - he understands the fine line Superman walks and understands that obsessed Bruce is least heroic Bruce and treats them both appropriately. He also had the vision and courage that Donner and Hackman displayed when they originally re-imagined the character of Lex Luthor.

>>80330106
you're clearly not talking about the same movie anyone else saw

>>80330367
And you're clearly one of the people I was talking about in >>80329506.

>>80330714
no you're clearly one of the people I talked about in >>80329979

>>80310143
/thread

I feel sad for Marvel fans. They come here from reddit in good spirits thinking that anons here will have the same opinions on their movies as them. It's sad to see them lashing out with that one forced meme of Evans laughing when anons here have different tastes. They always use the same insults and always quote RT for some reason. Like that decided if a movie is good or not. They are like women. You see women follow other women. If one woman starts disliking something others will dislike it too. It's the fate of nu-males. It's a shame. Form your own opinions and don't blindly belive anything that is posted online.

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>>80330853
Allow me to point out the irony of your statement: by your own words, you're essentially calling Snyder, and by extension me, a "dudebro" with no understanding of the character, while evincing an utter lack of either knowledge of the characters yourself, or an acknowledgement of those who understand them better than you,

Dudebros don't spend their formative years reading "Heavy Metal."

Dudebros don't storyboard their own movies.

Conversely, you're outing yourself as a "fair-weather fan" of comics culture, and it's quite clear at this point that my posts have struck a nerve. It's nothing to be ashamed of. Just be aware of superficial grasp of the subject matter and strive to improve your understanding.

It's not too late to join us in the sun.

>>80332546
Oh look, the retard just pulled out the thesaurus to look smart. No wonder why you shill for that pretentious manlet.

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DC have terrible writers, editors and directors. They need to throw them all in the trash and start again.

Snyder should stay on board as a special consultant though. He may not be a great director but god damn if he doesn't have a keen eye for visuals. Marvel movies can't compare to how beautifully shot MoS and BvS were.

>>80332956
what part of that post came out of a thesaurus, dick shit?

>>80333104
>He may not be a great director but god damn if he doesn't have a keen eye for visuals.
Oh yeah, those drab color filters on Man of Steel really made the characters pop. He's an incompetent douchekit that should be directing music videos.